1
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"Ballmastrz."

2
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Ace: "Hunger Cramps on the
Playing Field of Friendship."

3
00:00:05,757 --> 00:00:08,176
Both: Pelvic buster
power thruster!

4
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♪♪

5
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Yeah!

6
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Great job waiting
almost the entire match

7
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to kind of do
something pretty good.

8
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Wow. This was our
least-embarrassing loss yet.

9
00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:28,237
Indeed! I am proud to be on
the same team as you!

10
00:00:28,321 --> 00:00:29,822
Right.
Oh, phew.

11
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I wanted to congratulate
Ballmaster as well.

12
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Then you're in luck because
I'm part of Ballmaster.

13
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Don't get into semantics
with me!

14
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Wahoo!

15
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Hey, I want to get some drinks
with my very best pal,

16
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so, guys,
I'll see you Monday.

17
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-So long!
Aw, -whatever.

18
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One day closer to death.

19
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Let's celebrate together.

20
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I volunteer at the
animal shelter on Fridays,

21
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and they'd love it
if I brought some buddies.

22
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Community service comes from
the heart or a court order,

23
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and I don't have either
so no dice, friend.

24
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I'd come, but I already
started drinking

25
00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,398
so I'd have an excuse
not to come. Peace, squirt!

26
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Great game as always,
Choochoo Chums.

27
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I'm proud of each
and every one of you.

28
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Uh, I don't know,
Choochoo Champ.

29
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You did all the work.
I never pull my weight.

30
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Kaboomboom Caboose,
I won't hear it.

31
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From front to back, us Chums
fight and win as a team.

32
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You put the end
in friendship.

33
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Aw, shucks!
Thanks a ton, Champ!

34
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What are friends for?

35
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Now let's all hang out
together outside the game.

36
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Choo, choo! Follow me!

37
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Well, I'm all the friend I need
just like my parents would say

38
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if I actually had parents.

39
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Aw, my poor super strong
Ace Jr.,

40
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I'm said you're
a dying invalid,

41
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but at least you'll
spend time with me.

42
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[ Groans ]

43
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Uh, here, my wretched friend,

44
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I smuggled in a B.E.H.O.
heel slime from the arena.

45
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It can heal you and humanely
prolong your misery.

46
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Ace Ambling,
did I hear you say

47
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there's a B.E.H.O.
in my place of business?

48
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Aw, farts,
Shelter Meister Mundo.

49
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[ B.E.H.O. screeches ]

50
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-Well, now?
-Mm-mm. Mm.

51
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That a boy!

52
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B.E.H.O.s are a precious
commodity, kid.

53
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If I use one in here,
I'd be fighting so big

54
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I'd have
to sell these vermin

55
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as cheap street meat
to pay the bills.

56
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Oh, no! No, no, no, no!
[ Groans ]

57
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I didn't make it in time.
This is horrible.

58
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This is tragic!
This is...

59
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delicious!

60
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Hello, Pruno!

61
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Ain't nothing like
some home brew

62
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when you're already
too drunk to go outside!

63
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[ Glass bangs ]
Whoa! Jeez!

64
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Hey, Gaz!
Didn't hear you come in!

65
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Kid, what are you
doing in there?

66
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Who? Me? Just,
um, Bob said his hat

67
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fell in here,
his lucky one.

68
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Don't ask him about it.
I didn't find it.

69
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Anyways, I'm not coping
with an unbearable loneliness

70
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by chowing down on whatever
they keep in these! [ Chuckles ]

71
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Nope! I'm good!
[ Pants ]

72
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Yeah, you seem totally normal,
not weird at all right now.

73
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You know, if you ever need
to talk about anything,

74
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I'm always here
to walk you over

75
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to someone who
gives a shit.

76
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[ Laughing ]
Gaz, I don't need to talk.

77
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Talk is cheap. Results are what
it's all about, right?

78
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Results, results, results!

79
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Dang, kid, I took you
for a lightweight,

80
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but you're hardcore.
Screw moonshine.

81
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Me and you are going
to tie one on.

82
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If that means we're going
to hang out like friends,

83
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I am down to hit the town.

84
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Gulp.

85
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[ Static plays, dinging ]

86
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The Choochoo Chums ask
for more than your friendship

87
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and the purchase
of season-pass tickets
and fairly priced concessions.

88
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We ask, what do you do
for your meta zone?

89
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Because the Choochoo Chums
are all about Choochoo Charity!

90
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Have a bash
and clean some trash,

91
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then pitch in
at a soup kitchen.

92
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Be a helper at your
animal shelter...
[ Animals groaning ]

93
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so stay on track,
and let's all give back.

94
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[ Train whistle blows ]

95
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Hey, that animal shelter
was my old turf.

96
00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:05,162
[ B.E.H.O. giggles ]

97
00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:06,747
Both: [ Slurps, sighs ]

98
00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:10,501
But now friendship
is my turf, right, buddy?

99
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[ Gasps ]
-Ah, whatever. I'm bouncing.

100
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You know your way
back to the stadium

101
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or wherever it is
you live, right?

102
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[ Whimpers ]

103
00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:22,972
Choochoo Champ: Choochoo cheers
to another victory!

104
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That pun never gets old!

105
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Neither does our
friendship, Chums!

106
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[ Laughter ]
[ Groans ]

107
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Hey, Choochoo Chumps!

108
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A fine play on words,
fellow gamer.

109
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Barkeep, a glass of your least
contaminated tap water

110
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for our little friend.

111
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Oh, rubbing your good time

112
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[demonic voice] in my friendless
face, jerk holes?

113
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Uh, now, hey there,
little buddy.

114
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Ah!
-Ugh! Oh! Yowzers!

115
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Come to your senses,
young gamer!

116
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Nongame violence is...

117
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Aah!
Oh, my ca-boo-boos. Ow.

118
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,212
[ Normal voice ]
You think you're better than me?

119
00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:59,550
I'll show you to show me
what true friendship is like.

120
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Don't worry,
Kaboomboom Caboose!

121
00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,721
We're here to help
protect your dignity

122
00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,973
by allowing you to fight
your own battles.

123
00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:07,516
Ah, thank you, my friends!

124
00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,643
Aah! I'm screaming --
-Ugh!

125
00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:12,480
I'm going to piss
on your rookie guard!

126
00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:15,983
Ace is never late
for practice.

127
00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:18,444
He's probably off doing
something lame and nerdy.

128
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Let's get going.

129
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[ Demonic voice ] AAh!
[ Screams, gasping ]

130
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-Rough night, short stack?
-[ Groaning ]

131
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Ace,
you get hit by a bus,

132
00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:30,956
then die and decompose
for a few weeks?

133
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Back off,
you dopey downer.

134
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[ Roars ]
It's practice time,
potty mouth.

135
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Look alive.
-[ Groaning ]

136
00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,508
Damn, kid has got it bad.

137
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[ Button chimes ]
All right!

138
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Which lucky duckies
get to grab these curves?

139
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[ Groaning ]

140
00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,642
No, no, no! Flip, catch me!

141
00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,978
Uh, I'm not sure what you
expected to happen here. Ugh!

142
00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:55,147
All right. I admit it.
I didn't think this through.

143
00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:56,649
B.E.H.O. me, bro.

144
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[ Roars ]
[ Button chimes ]

145
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[ B.E.H.O. squeaks ]

146
00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:04,490
You're really not supposed
to eat those, amigo.

147
00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:07,701
Uh, hello?
Kind of bleeding out over here.

148
00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,036
[ Roars ]

149
00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,663
[ Gasps ]
Did you guys see that?

150
00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,498
Those B.E.H.O.s,
they attacked my mouth,

151
00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,084
and I had to swallow them
to protect my --

152
00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,961
You're hooked, kid!
Look at you!

153
00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,463
And you're creeping
us all out!

154
00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,090
Hit the shower!

155
00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,843
Ugh!

156
00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,594
Gaz, you might want
to take a step back.

157
00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:27,763
I'm just coping, jerk heads.

158
00:06:27,847 --> 00:06:29,723
It's what people do
to get by

159
00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:32,017
unless they ditch
their very best friend

160
00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:34,520
to go make kisses
with a rusty robot man,

161
00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,355
so then I go fight a train.

162
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-Did not follow that.
-This is an intervention!

163
00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,944
Jesus, kid,
I get that you're sad

164
00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,238
and a lonely loser
and annoying...
[ Grunting ]

165
00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,949
...but using isn't the answer.
Trust me.

166
00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:50,202
I know what I'm seeing,
and you need to dry out.

167
00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:52,788
[ Grunts ]
Get off me!

168
00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:55,416
-Ow, you little freak!
-Right. Okay.

169
00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,168
Uh, so I'm just going
to grab a sip of water.

170
00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,252
Don't wait up for me.

171
00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,588
-Ah.
-Ah!

172
00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:01,922
-Ah!
-Let him go.

173
00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:03,299
Let's talk this through.

174
00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:04,758
Hey?

175
00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,302
Okay.

176
00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,846
I can read a room.
Bye.

177
00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,891
-F this crap!
-Yeah, screw this!

178
00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,350
[ Panting ] No!

179
00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,186
[ Roars ]

180
00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,395
[ Arm snaps ]
Aah.

181
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:20,524
Don't leave me alone!
I won't let you!

182
00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,319
Ugh.

183
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,988
Whoa!

184
00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:31,869
[ Deeper voice ]
Play with me.

185
00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:32,995
Not Bob.

186
00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,955
He and I were so close

187
00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:38,959
to maybe almost someday
being casual work friends.

188
00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:42,087
Ah!
Remember to never forget me.

189
00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,590
My Leto, no!

190
00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,008
[ Roars ]

191
00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:49,386
Ow! Watch it,
you whimpering sack of...

192
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,639
Ace: [ Groaning ]

193
00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:55,017
Ugh! Ah!

194
00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,560
You have given me no choice.

195
00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,938
Never have I turned my special
attack on a compatriot

196
00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,440
since that fateful night
on the moors of Namu

197
00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,734
when my own sensei
plotted to murder me
[ Evil laughter ]

198
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,861
and sell my anomalous
12-pack abs

199
00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:07,613
as a black-market aphrodisiac,

200
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:10,532
but today, you have forced
my metaphorical hand,

201
00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:13,494
and so it is my sad duty
to unleash

202
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:16,872
[echoing] Umbilicus!

203
00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:18,332
-Happy, happy, happy.
-Ugh!

204
00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,125
Ugh, ugh, ah!

205
00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,670
[ Groaning ]

206
00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:26,006
Jeez, I never thought getting
eaten would be a bad thing.

207
00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:28,550
[ Chuckles ] Crap.
No one was left to hear that.

208
00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,636
Damn. I'll never get
to use it again.

209
00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,514
Ow! Heysa!

210
00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,684
[ Echoing ] I was only trying to
save you from yourself, kid.

211
00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,727
[ Normal voice ] Aah!

212
00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:40,562
[ Squirming noises,
echo in distance ]

213
00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:43,607
[ Indistinct groaning ]

214
00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,401
Whoa!
Great intervention, Gaz.

215
00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:47,444
You really know how to get
to the root of the problem.

216
00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:50,364
Eat my butt, Ball.
Liquor did most of the talking.

217
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:51,740
[ Shrieking ]
Oh!

218
00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:53,033
-Ah!
-[ Screams ]

219
00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:56,203
This is especially weird,
right?

220
00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:57,871
There must be
a way out of here.

221
00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,581
[ Roaring ]

222
00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,292
Ace: No one leaves.

223
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,003
I'm full of friendship.

224
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:09,758
Now you will have to
play with me forever.

225
00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:11,885
Flip: If I manage to escape
this ordeal with my life,

226
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,804
I vow to make
a public-service data scoop

227
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,889
on the ills
of B.E.H.O. binging.

228
00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,933
I hate to rain
on your dreams,

229
00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:20,102
but I think we're
already dead, Flip.

230
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,813
You wads can give up,
but I ain't.

231
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,273
If we're going to
make it out of here,

232
00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,899
we got to reason with Ace!

233
00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:28,235
Bargain with him!
-How can we do that?

234
00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:31,238
He seems quite
irrational today.

235
00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:34,616
I got an idea, but you guys
ain't going to like it.

236
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:39,204
Yo, kid, sprout me an ear.
I need a private audience.

237
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:41,623
Okay. I can do this.

238
00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:43,083
[ Indistinct whispering ]

239
00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,878
Say, "We're friends."

240
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,421
Say it, Gaz.

241
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,797
We're friends, okay?

242
00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:51,800
Wow!
You really mean it, Gaz?

243
00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:55,554
Only if you quite this B.E.H.O.
nonsense and let us go!

244
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:59,892
Gee wiz, Gaz,
you're the very best!

245
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,978
[ Groaning ]
[ Energy building ]

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[ Squishing sound ]

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Oh.

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[ Normal voice ] Oh, boy.
This'll be super neat.

249
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,239
You guys will all love it.

250
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:17,951
Digzy, what exactly
did you promise this boy?

251
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I said what I had to.

252
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,539
Appreciate your freedom
and get as drunk as you need

253
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because what comes next
ain't going to be pretty.

254
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Aren't they just to die for?

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[ Roaring ]
I knew it would be fun
to bring some buddies.

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[ Animal screeching ]

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[ Animal purring ]

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-[ Screams ]
-Aah! Ah!

259
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,683
Guys, there's a flying
ferret in my helmet,

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and I don't know
what to do!

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Aah!

262
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:49,108
Dude, you're seriously
bumming me out.

263
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:52,569
It ain't all bad.
This little dude likes me.

264
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:56,573
Yeah, just keep giving me
kisses, don't you, sweet thing?

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00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:59,660
She likes you, all right,
but that ain't her mouth!

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Ugh!

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"Ballmastrz."

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"Ballmastrz."

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00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,543
"Ballmastrz"?

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"Ballmastrz."

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"Ballmastrz."