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Ballmastrz.

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♪♪

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Ugh. Nothing but barren waste
as far as the eye can see --

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a parched reminder of man's
cruel inhumanity to man.

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Don't be a poop, Leto.

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Road trips are the best.

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Let's play a game.
-Ugh.

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The first person to spot a rack
from the Rad Wars yells out,

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"Newt!"
and gets a point.

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Newt!
That's one point for me.

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[ Sighs ]

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How we doing, kid?

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We're making
great time, Gaz.

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I'm so excited.

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Okay. Okay.

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Two hands
on the wheel, spaz.

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Crazart's ghost.

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Which one of you animals
clogged up the pipes again?

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Ace, pull this thing over.
I got to take a major leak.

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I guess we could use
a pit stop to fuel up.

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Just try to hold it
for a few more vectors.

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Make it snappy.
My teeth are floating here!

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Who's up for some
watery domestic?

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Don't mention liquids.
I'm about to burst.

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Gangway, boys,
'cause I mean biz.

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This bloated ball
has got to whiz.

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We don't serve
her kind here.

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-[ Growls ]
-It's okay, Lulu.

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you can help me dumpster dive
for garbage fuel instead.

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♪♪

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Come on, Leto.
Let's cut a rug.

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Aw, DD, really?

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Don't be such
a wallflower.

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Let's dance.
-Can't.

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Got two left feet, see?

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I'm sure Flip will
dance with you.

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Flip has no feet.
Dance with me!

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What are you waiting for,
sailor, a mating call?

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Ugh.

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Ah.

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Hands off my boyfriend!

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Ace:
Great job, Lulu.

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I bet we've reconstituted
enough trash into buzz fuel

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to last us
a dozen road trips.

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[ Screaming ]

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Jeepers.
That's not a good sign.

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Scram, Leto.
I was pussing out here first.

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And so I says to him,

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"A good night with me
is like a table --

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four bare legs
and no drawers."

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Flip: Yeah! I walked the ancient
path of Secret Solitude,

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suppressed the
Hundred Hindrances,

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clearing my mind
and my core

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so that I might become
a more divine instrument

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of holy retribution!

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Now, quake with misgiving
at the missile of insight!

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Behold umbilicus!

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Ah!

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Gaz: Ow.

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[ Yelling ]

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[ Growling ]

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[ Whistles ]
Heel, boys.

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This one fights like a devil,
but looks like an angel.

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Oh. Me?

65
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What's your name,
Gorgeous?

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Oh. I'm Duleena Duneeda,
but my friends call me DD.

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Can I be
your friend, DD?

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Oh, wow!

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Oh, wow.

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Okay, D, whenever you're done
swapping spit with this greaser,

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we got a game
to get to.

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You'd be a goddess
on the back of my bike.

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I get it, Sis,
but we've got to hit the road.

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Why don't you
stick around, Mama?

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Roll with the fingers --

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assuming your boyfriend
doesn't mind.

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Oh, I'm not actually
her boyfriend.

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I'm staying.

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-DD, what about the team?
-The lady has spoken.

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Now, you jokers should beat it
before you get fingered again.

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Yeah, you guys
better beat it.

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Can't say I'm up for saving
your asses twice in one day.

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Leto: Ugh.

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[ Buzzer ]

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Well, that sucked.

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I don't know
what happened, guys.

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I was totally
useless.

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It's like some vital piece
of me has gone missing.

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If you're suggesting

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that your performance
tonight lacked cojones,

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I'll strongly agree.

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I can't stop
thinking about DD.

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I guess you don't know
what you got till it's gone.

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ALL: This just in, sports fans.
Could it b-b-be?

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Former Lepton loser-loser,
Duleena Duneeda

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is ravaging the wastelands

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with the notorious
Middle Fingers Biker gang?

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Seems like things between DD
and the leader of the pack,

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Bacchus LeBrute,
are really heating up.

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G-g-g-get out
your Geiger counters.

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These lovers are
radiating romance.

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Ugh.

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Do you think she's
really found true love?

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I don't know,
but it looks like

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she's have a hell of a good time
making up her mind.

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Oh, heaven knows
I'm miserable now.

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Spare me, wussbag.
We got murdered out there

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'cause of your mopey
lollygagging.

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The already dismal
chances of this team

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ever winning a game
are cut in half without DD.

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We need to
get her back,

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and there's only one
thing that will do it.

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-It's the power of love.
-Ugh.

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The kid's
right, Leto.

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Time to man up
and reclaim DD's heart.

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DD always loved
your poetry, Leto.

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You need to compose
her a love poem.

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It'll be the bestest
poem ever.

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I've never had
a girlfriend before,

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but if I had to win
someone's affection,

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I would want do do it
through beautiful verse.

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She was never actually
my girlfriend.

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Gaz: Eh, I don't think poetry
is gonna cut it this time.

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Bacchus LeBrute
is serious competition

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in the testosterone
department.

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You know, if poem boy
were more of a badass,

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he might actually stand
a chance again Bacchus.

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Existential crisis,
murdered by biker gang.

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Existential crisis,
murdered by --

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Would it hurt so much

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to just fake having
a pair of nuts for once?

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That's it. Fake it!
You're gonna fake it!

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Well, well.
Look who's returned.

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[ Gasps ]

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Leto!

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It...

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What a surprise.

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Whoa. Ow.

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[ Banging ]

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I'm back, Mama.

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[ Laughs ]

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I see what you're doing,
Leto -- sweet but pathetic.

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Oh, wow.
You are a hoot.

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Okay, man.
So, here's the deal.

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It took some real sack
to show your face here again,

146
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so I'll give you
another shot at DD.

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You will?

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We're gonna race through
Gallows Gulch, just you and me.

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My wheels
against yours.

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And if you win, you can
take the chick back.

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-He can?
-What if you win?

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When I win, I get the pink
slip to your team bus.

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[ Gasping ]

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Um...

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Okay. Sure.

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Seems fair.

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Gallows Gulch,
high noon.

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Don't be late.

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You maroon. Have you ever ridden
a motorcycle before?

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[ Growls ]

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She has a great point.
We don't even have a bike

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for Leto to ride.

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Close your eyes and
think of motorcycles.

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You are
insanely weird.

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Just try it. Close your eyes
and concentrate really hard.

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Okay, okay.
I'm doing it.

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Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.
Vroom. Vroom.

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Think about
motorcycles.

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Hey, stop!
What are you doing, kid?

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Ballmastrz.

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Whoa.

172
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Ballmastrz.

173
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Bike master!
It worked!

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We fused into
a new ballmastr formation.

175
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We look even cooler
than I hoped for!

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Says you. I really made an ass
out of myself this time.

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Hope on, Leto.

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You've got
a race to win.

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♪♪

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Crazy wheels, man.

181
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Uh, yeah.
It's an import.

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Vroom. Vroom.

183
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Here we go,
Poem Boy.

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You better hang on
to your longfellow.

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♪♪

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Watch out.

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[ Screaming ]
[ Whistles ]

188
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Whoa.

189
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,799
Huh. Guys, looks like we got
some late entries.

190
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-Rotten cheaters.
-I got these ass clowns.

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[ Burps ]

192
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Ballmastrz.

193
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[ Birds screeching ]

194
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Ballmastrz.

195
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Ballmastrz.

196
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[Singing] So much
for your dirty tricks.

197
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They're just no match
for my vomit slicks.

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Vroom, vroom.

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Ballmastrz.

200
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Ballmastrz.

201
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Wow!

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[ Cheering ]

203
00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:04,104
[ Growling ]

204
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,647
Oh...

205
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,610
Nobody shows me up.

206
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,406
Let go of my boyfriend!

207
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,744
[ Bacchus yelling ]

208
00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:32,591
I'm so glad you're
back on the team, DD.

209
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,844
I'm feeling good from
my head down to my toes.

210
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,097
Well, you know
what they say --

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"If you love
something, let it go.

212
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,728
And if it returns,
it was meant to be."

213
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:48,482
Uh, let's just
take it slow, DD.

214
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:52,861
This escapade has
really been straining.

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00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,280
Maybe you'd like
to spend tomorrow

216
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:58,534
straining your crap
to find your dick!

217
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Ugh.

218
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♪ Ballmastrz ♪

219
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,874
♪ Ballmastrz ♪

220
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,630
♪ Ballmastrz ♪

221
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,048
Chirp.