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♪♪

2
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Cool. Time for me
to catch a princess.

3
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Help,
I need to be caught.

4
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Won't you catch me?

5
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Please,
choose me for catching.

6
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-Chaz.
-[ Laughs ]

7
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[ Laughs ]

8
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[ Gasps ]

9
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-[ Giggles ]
-[ Laughs ]

10
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-Hey, there. Ready to catch me?
-I sure am.

11
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Let's see
what you're made of.

12
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Oh!

13
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♪♪

14
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Oh no.

15
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I just mean Ace.

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My name is Ace Ambling.

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Listen, hero,
I don't know about you,

18
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but I can play
all night.

19
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And I can't wait
to be caught.

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[ Grunts, chuckles ]

21
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[ Chuckles ]

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Catch me, Ace.
Catch me, Ace.

23
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Catch me, Ace.
Catch me, Ace.

24
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Wake up, Ace. Wake up, Ace.
Wake up, Ace! Wake up, nerd!

25
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-Luna.
-Aah! Thanks for the drool.

26
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What? Huh?

27
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Come on, we're late
for practice.

28
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Gaz: Okay,
this play is so simple.

29
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[ Yawns ]

30
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-Ready, everyone?
-Ready.

31
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Here we go.
[ Grunts ]

32
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Oh!

33
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[ Grunts ]

34
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What the hell was that?

35
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He was up all night again
playing his dumb game.

36
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It's not dumb.

37
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Trying to interface with some
video-game sprite named Luna?

38
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Yeah, that's not dumb at all.
-She's a princess.

39
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Ace,
video games are for losers

40
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who can't win anything
in real life.

41
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So, in other words, they're
perfect for Ace, am I right?

42
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If you and Baby Ball

43
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can learn how to control
forming Ballmaster,

44
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our team can start
winning games.

45
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Then, you won't need
a video game to meet girls.

46
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They'll be throwing
themselves at you.

47
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[ Groans ]

48
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That's not why I play,
"To Catch a Princess."

49
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You don't understand me
at all.

50
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[ Crying ]

51
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Are you gonna finally
catch me tonight, Ace?

52
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♪♪

53
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♪♪

54
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[ Chuckles ]

55
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I, uh, could let you go.
We could play again.

56
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I'm tired
of playing games.

57
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Let's make it real.
Meet me in person.

58
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[ Gasps ] In real life?

59
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I've seen you play
with the Leptons.

60
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I know you look
just like your game character.

61
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And I look
just like mine.

62
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Aah!

63
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I don't know.
[ Monitor beeps ]

64
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I'll do it.

65
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But I can't go as Ace.
She's expecting Power Ace.

66
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Oh, oh, yeah,
that's right, baby.

67
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I'm all ball.

68
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Whoa! Cut it out!

69
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Wait,
let me get this straight.

70
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You kidnapped me so you
could form Ballmaster

71
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and meet some video-game nerd

72
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you met on the Internet
in person,

73
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at night,
in a public park?

74
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Aw, don't worry.
She's a beautiful princess.
Yeah, in the game.

75
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In real life she's
an unattractive older man --

76
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if we're lucky.

77
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He's probably some
kind of hideous pervert

78
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who's gonna offer you candy
spiked with a knockout drug

79
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and then...
-Look. See? I told you.

80
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[ Purrs ] Yowza.

81
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Uh, hello.

82
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I was starting to think
you wouldn't show up, Ace.

83
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Luna.

84
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Actually, I'm Ace --
the one down here in the crotch.

85
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What's up, baby?

86
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Seeing you in person makes
me [grunts] feel so strange.

87
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Hey, hey, whoa, hey,
what's going on?

88
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Hey, quit poking my back.

89
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[ Groans ]

90
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What's going on?

91
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I didn't mean
to fool you, Luna.

92
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But this is who I am
when I'm not a Ballmaster.

93
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Any chance
you got a sister

94
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or a skanky friend
with no standards.

95
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So, you two combine
to form Ballmaster?

96
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I'm so sorry.

97
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Do you hate me now
for lying to you?

98
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Oh, Ace, don't be silly.

99
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This is exactly
what I was planning for.

100
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Wait, I'm sorry.
Planning for...what exactly?

101
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Get them, boys!

102
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Aah!

103
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All right, you little twerp,

104
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you're not gonna be late
for practice today.

105
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[ Panel beeps ]

106
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Help, I need to be caught.

107
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Please choose me
for catching.

108
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Won't you catch me?

109
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This is so lame.

110
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These frickin' sluts
think I can't catch them, huh?

111
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[ Beeping ]

112
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[ Laughs ]

113
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Wha-- What's going on?

114
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We're the Ashigari princesses,

115
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and we want to go
all the way this year.

116
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So, we captured you to discover
the secrets of your Ballmaster.

117
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Release the ball.

118
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Thank you.
It's about time.

119
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I'll send help
when I can,

120
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but don't let that
discourage you

121
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from planning
your own escape. [ Grunts ]

122
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If you could just, ahem,
relax your grip a little bit.

123
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You two are going to
teach us your secret.

124
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Start by telling us
how your form a Ballmaster.

125
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Never. We will never
betray the Leptons.

126
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Ace, honey, please.
Don't be like that.

127
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If you help us out,
you and I can still be friends.

128
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Maybe even go
on a real date.

129
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Aaah!

130
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Oh.

131
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No, I cannot.

132
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And I'm not gonna

133
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so I guess this is
your classic stalemate, ladies.

134
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Maru,
squeeze the ball.

135
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Ow,
ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

136
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[ Laughter ]

137
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Tell us how you form
the Ballmaster

138
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or Maru will make you into
fresh-squeezed ball juice.

139
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Okay, okay, I'll tell you
anything you want to know.

140
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Everything. I'll give you
all my money, too. Please.

141
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Oh. There's no trick to it,
we just fly together.

142
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Try it. I don't know.

143
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[ Groans ] I do not like
to be humiliated.

144
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Maybe it's me. I'm special.
Let me try, please.

145
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Luna: When they come together
to form Ballmaster,

146
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the ball winds up
in Ace's groin.

147
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So, I guess, try there
first, but on Maru.

148
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Uh, o-okay. Well, you know,
I guess, we tried.

149
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Aah! [ Grunting ]
[ Laughter ]

150
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Maybe Ace is the key.
Spritle, try it with him.

151
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-[ Gasps ]
-Sorry about this, Ace.

152
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[ Groans ]

153
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[ Both grunting ]

154
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[ Laughter ]

155
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[ Groans ]

156
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Leto: Gaz? Gaz?

157
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Could you quit
bothering me?

158
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You've been playing
that thing for 12 hours.

159
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You should probably eat
or at least go to the bathroom.

160
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Wait, where are
Ace and Baby Ball?

161
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Haven't seen them
since yesterday.

162
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Uh-oh, the Ashigari princesses.

163
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Please, I'm begging you.

164
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At least try pushing me
into Luna's groin.

165
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[ Screaming ]
-[ Grunting ]

166
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Why isn't this working?

167
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Listen, Ace, I don't want
to hurt you anymore.

168
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Please, show us how you
and the ball form Ballmaster.

169
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I won't.

170
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Aah! I will.
I thought you'd never ask.

171
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Luna, throw me!

172
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No!

173
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[ Clanking ]
[ Gasps ]

174
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Team rumble.
No rules, no be-ho.

175
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No points.
Just a body count.

176
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Gaz.

177
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Ballmastrz.

178
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♪♪

179
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[ Grunts ]

180
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,046
[ Laughter ]

181
00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,884
Aah!
Ballmastrz.

182
00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,971
You are so boned now.

183
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,181
[ Groans ]

184
00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:19,310
Ballmastrz.

185
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:22,813
Have I been naughty,
Ace.

186
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,817
Are you gonna punish me?

187
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Not again, Ace. Come on.

188
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Think about your grandmother.

189
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[ Groans ]

190
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[ Screams ]
Ballmastrz.

191
00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,035
Come on.

192
00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:39,330
Let's get out of here
before someone calls the cops.

193
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!

194
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-[ Chuckles ]
-Whoo-hoo!

195
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♪♪

196
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Oh.

197
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♪♪

198
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Luna:
Let's see what you're made of.

199
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I can play all night,

200
00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:05,647
and I can't wait
to be caught.

201
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:11,904
♪♪

202
00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:18,035
♪♪

203
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:22,164
Catch me, Ace.
Catch me, Ace. Catch me, Ace.

204
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:29,671
♪♪

205
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:33,967
I will catch you again,
my princess, one day.

206
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:41,308
♪♪

207
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♪♪