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Ballmastrz!

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"Very Special Balls!"

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[ Beeping ]

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Don't close your eye holes
or you'll miss

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what everyone is laughing about.

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The lowly Leptons unveiled
their new super suit.

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What the hell is it?!

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But whatever it is,
those dum-dums still found a way

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to screw it up.

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Let's go live to
a press conference

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with Ulsa Guerin's metazone
commissioner Buddy Marinara.

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What was that secret weapon?
What else can it do?!

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Ace, everyone wants to know,
do you have a girlfriend?

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-Uh...
-All right, one at a time!

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You really think we're gonna
spill the beans

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on our new advantage?

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Ace, when can we see it again?

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Um, I'm not really sure.

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Ha, he's not really sure
you can handle it.

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This is a new chapter
in the history of the Leptons.

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The best is yet to come!

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Did someone say come?

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I thought you'd never ask!

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Baby Ball has entered
the building.

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Baby Ball, how does it feel
to be the biggest name in balls?

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When you got it, you got it.

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And when I bless
Ace with my secret sauce,

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well, you all saw
what we can do.

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Damn, it feels good
to Ballmaster!

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Right, ladies?

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"Ballmaster"?

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I like the sound of that.

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Call him what it is --
a robo-dork!

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We still lost,
and we still suck butts!

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[ Belches ]

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Gaz Digzy, you're drunk!

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I don't get drunk,
I just get way more fun.

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Now, tell us all about this
ball-muncher thing

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that you don't know
crap about.

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Ballmaster.
And it's gonna be a game-changer

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when Ace and Baby Ball--

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Aw, those two ass-butts
couldn't form a wet fart.

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They can't do it again

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'cause they don't even know
they did it the first time!

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To be completely honest--

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Of course they know
how to do it again.

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And to prove it, tomorrow night,

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Ballmaster will take
on the Xythryll!

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The unspeakable horror
that is the Xythryll?!

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That's crazy talk!

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It's on! Set your alarm,
call your bookie,

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'cause tomorrow night,
our Ballmaster is gonna bring

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the hurt-down on the Xythryll!

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Or my name isn't Buddy Marinara.

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[ Grunts ]

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Nothing, again!

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Ace, I'd appreciate it if you
stop making this so difficult.

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I just don't get it.

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What are we doing wrong?

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I knew it was a fluke!

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There are two kinds of athletes:
snots and turds.

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Turds come out of nowhere
but fall off quickly.

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Snots -- like me --
stick around for a long time.

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We're the glue that holds
the team together.

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Sorry, turds!

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Admit that you stink
and it ain't gonna happen again.

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Oh, it's gonna happen.

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I've already spent every cent
of our marketing budget

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to make sure every eyeball
on the planet is on us tonight.

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Which one of you garbage
hicks is gonna fill me in

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on what the hell a Xythryll is?

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Man: A Xythryll --
an abomination of nature!

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The Xythryll is
a monstrous creature

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that haunts decommissioned
filth-millery 9666.

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Baby Ball: It began with
an abandoned pet,

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a forsaken chinchilla
flushed into the sewers.

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Then a steady diet
of radioactive toxic trash

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mutated it into a brutally
efficient killing machine!

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Woman: No one's seen
its entire body,

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only glimpsed its frightening,

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deadly appendages as they
break the surface filth.

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Man: Every now and then, some
unlucky teenagers go missing

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on a dare to explore
its den,

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never to return.

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The Xythryll is no joke!

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So y'all better figure out this
Ballmaster formation business,

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'cause we've already sold
every seat in the house!

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Well, I'll be sort of sorry
if this Xythryll thing

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tears you two limb from limb.

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But you can go to your grave

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knowing Gaz Digzy
saw through your bullshit.

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For the love of Krayzar,
I'm way too sexy

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to get devoured
by a trash-monster!

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Krayzar, that's it!

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Krayzar's gotta know the secret
to forming a Ballmaster.

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Let's ask him!

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Good luck with that!

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He doesn't exactly make it easy.

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I hope you don't have to have
a pure heart to enter,

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'cause I've been into
some weird stuff lately.

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What do we do,
knock or something?

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Two guesses to cross this gate,

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the great will save us
from the rat wars' fate.

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What does Krayzar miss
the most

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from, like, before
the world was toast?

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A riddle key!
What does Krayzar miss most?

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That's a toughie.

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-Titties.
-Wrong.

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Nine guesses.
-Spaghetti!

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Eight guesses!

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I was gonna say "spaghetti."

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-Seven guesses.
-Slow down and think.

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Well, I haven't had
a margarita in a minute.

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Six guesses.

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Clearly this is
a trick question.

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"What does he miss the most?"

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Miss Brazil -- final answer.

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Nope, wrong.
Five guesses.

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-Long walks on the beach.
-Four.

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-Short walks in the woods!
-Three.

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Rolling down a hill
for no reason.

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-Two guesses.
-Stop!

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Those still exist!
[ Belches ]

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One guess remains.

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Everyone huddle up.
We only have one guess left.

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♪♪

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How'd that little freak do that?

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Silence!

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Bob, you did it!

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Whoa!

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Well, well, well!
Look what the portal sucked in.

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Please, dine with me.

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Don't have to ask us twice!

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Big deal!

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I've seen better spreads
at nudie bars.

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Go ahead.
I know you're dying to ask.

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What happened to us
in that last game.

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What did we become?

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A Ballmaster, of course.

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[ Laughing maniacally ]

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[ Artillery fire ]

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During the Rad Warz,
special soldiers were paired

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with artificially intelligent
weapons called death orbs.

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Their brain waves were
engineered to synchronize,

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allowing them to do
wonderful things together.

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Blade ringing,
screaming ]

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Their most powerful ability

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was to combine the technology
weapons of the old

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with the genetic material
of the soldier,

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creating a super-weapon
known as Ballmaster.

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[ Screaming ]

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Just like us, Baby Ball.

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Nothing like us, specifically
the bad-ass codpiece part,

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which is all me.

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They were incredibly powerful

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and had the ability to create
Ballmaster formations,

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variations in their size,
shape, and weaponry.

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And this required
a great cunning

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and discipline to master --

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but could also be highly
unpredictable and dangerous

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in the hands
of an unskilled pilot.

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These two are the foster
children of unskilled.

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How long until they kill us all?

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She's right! If I were to synch
with the ball,

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I would create a far-superior
Ballmaster formation!

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Yeah, right.
No offense, Flip,

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but you're
like a grade-A doofer.

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The Rad Warz ravished our world.

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The death orbs that weren't
destroyed, I scavenged

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and used them
to create game balls.

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I didn't imagine I would
ever witness

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the power of
the Ballmaster again.

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And the pairing of orb
to soldier

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was as unique
as a human fingerprint.

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It should have been lost
to the past --

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and it was --
until you two found each other.

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Yeah, we rule it!

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But how did we do it,

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and how do we do it again?

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Your brain waves are in

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a highly unique state
of synchronicity,

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opposites that complement
each other perfectly!

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The living Yin and Yang.
Seems chill.

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One is super-cool, smart,
awesome, and perfect.

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Me, obviously.
And the other, incredibly dumb.

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Hey!
Be nice!

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You're both stupid!

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Krayzar: The secret to forming
the Ballmaster

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is formation velocity.

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Both ball and warrior
must let go,

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neither in control,
yet both in control.

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Two become one!

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Careful, young warrior.

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The Ballmaster can be
extremely temperamental --

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at times, almost impossible
to control.

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You got, like, a pamphlet
I can look at,

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or maybe an instructional video?

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You're gonna trust two turds
with that ability to form into

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an even bigger super-dangerous,
destructive dip-shit?

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Part of me is terrified of the
apocalyptic power they possess.

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But the other part of me is,
like, "Whatever, man!

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This is awesome!"

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You really put the "Kray"
in Krayzar.

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I envy you, Gaz.

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You're the one who'll either
guide them to victory

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or incite Armageddon.

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The Ballmaster is in your court.

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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I'll be watching!

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Pervert.

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On behalf of of Ulsa Guerin
and the mighty mighty Leptons,

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I welcome you to a
once-in-a-millennia event.

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Wow. They look teensy-weensy
down there.

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Poor suckers don't
stand a chance!

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Like a moth drawn to a flame,
I cannot look away.

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Dang!

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Where'd she get those nachos?

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[ Air horn blowing ]

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Fire it up, boys!

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Okay, kid,
let's do this!

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Let go.

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Yeah, let go!

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Let go.

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I'll form the codpiece!

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Aah!

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Oh!
Right in the brains.

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Aah!

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Pick up your marbles
and get moving, Ace!

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Whoa!

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Ow!

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Banzai!

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Yes!

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Uh-oh!

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I don't know what made you
so stupid, kid,

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but it really works.

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One more try.

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Ha ha!
That's more like it!

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Let's smash this creep!

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[ Screeching ]

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Whoa!

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Will you cool it
with the speed wobbles?

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I can't control it!

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Whoa!

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Whoa, whoa!

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[ Screeching ]

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Oh!

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Krayzar: The fallen warrior
must let go.

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Talk to me, Ace!

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I'm gonna die between
the legs of a moron.

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Oh!

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Start acting like
snots, you turds!

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Thank you, Gaz!
Very helpful!

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No, she's right.

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Neither in control,
yet both in control.

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00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,830
Two become one.

257
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,415
Two become one!

258
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,458
Are you with me, buddy?!

259
00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,126
Yes, I'm with you!

260
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,502
Let's not die!

261
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,129
One becomes three!

262
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,923
Both: Three-card Monte!

263
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[ Snarling ]

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Ballmastrz!

265
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,184
Both: Bolo ball drop.

266
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Ballmastrz!

267
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,063
Baby ball in the corner pocket.

268
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:07,733
Both:
Flutter fists of fury!

269
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:11,403
Time to send this fiend
back the the depths of hell!

270
00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:13,489
All right, kid, don't get cocky.

271
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Both: Make it rain pain!

272
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[ Screeching, explosion ]

273
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Ballmastrz!

274
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,873
[ Laughs ]

275
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Missed?!
All of them?!

276
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I told you not to get cocky,
Captain Mo-Mo.

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[ Screeching ]

278
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The proof is in the pounding.

279
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Ballmaster rules!

280
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And the whole consortium saw it.

281
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:40,140
Hey, what's the big idea?

282
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,101
What, that wasn't enough
pizzazz for 'em?

283
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:45,104
You nitwits just unleashed
a public menace!

284
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:46,772
The streets aren't safe!

285
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,899
Oh, I guess we don't know
our own strength yet.

286
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,486
Do our lousy team a favor
and get the hell out of there

287
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while you're still in one piece.
Run!

288
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Roger that, Gaz!

289
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[ Camera shutters clicking ]

290
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Buddy, Buddy, Buddy boy,

291
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,163
you look like you could use
a drink!

292
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Ballmastrz!

293
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Ballmastrz!

294
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,711
Ballmastrz!

295
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,131
Ballmast--
Chirp.

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♪♪