1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:05,173 Hey, hey, hey! Heard the word, turds? 2 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:07,091 Gaz Digzy was the best in the game 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,301 until she funked it up big time! 4 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:11,971 In his infinite mercy, Krayzar let Gaz back into the game. 5 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:15,558 She got stuck with the suckiest team, the Leptons! 6 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,476 Can she make them into winners 7 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:19,771 and show Krayzar she's still got the goods? 8 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:20,730 Pee-ew! 9 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:21,814 Leptons hail from the Consortium's 10 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:24,692 filthiest meta-zone, Ulsa Guerin. 11 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:27,069 [ Grunting, squelching ] 12 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,154 [ Machine beeping ] 13 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,530 They turn poo into energy. 14 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:31,741 The air stinks! Their people are poor! 15 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:32,950 You hate them, 'cause you're better than them! 16 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:35,495 Can't wait to see how Gaz gunks this up! 17 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,330 Let's watch! 18 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,624 Ballmastrz. 19 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,710 Ace: "With the Burning Spirit of Teamwork in Her Heart!" 20 00:00:42,794 --> 00:00:44,962 Listen up! You numb-nuts got to start training hard so I can -- 21 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:46,964 Yes, ma'am, miss team captain, ma'am! 22 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,716 Whenever anyone told me I was too poor, 23 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,219 too dumb, or too untalented, 24 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,804 I think of you, my hero, Gaz Digzy, 25 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:55,223 and know nothing can get in the way 26 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:56,516 of following my dreams! 27 00:00:56,599 --> 00:00:58,768 And now, with a champion like you on our team, 28 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,312 we have a real chance to return dignity and pride 29 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,481 to my home of Ulsa Guerin! 30 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,900 The hopeless leading the hopeless-er. 31 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:09,362 A tale too sad for the saddest of poems. 32 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:12,156 [ Poink! ] 33 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,367 [ Gasps ] 34 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:16,410 Oh, poor, sensitive Leto. 35 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:17,787 If only my innate kindness could rouse him 36 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:20,748 from his slumber of sombertude. 37 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:23,251 Quit saddening my man, you psycho! 38 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:26,587 I'll pretend that wasn't hot and move on. 39 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:28,005 If I'm going to be your new captain -- 40 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,674 Okay, okay, shut up now! 41 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,468 We might be the worst team in the worst tier in the game, 42 00:01:32,552 --> 00:01:34,345 but I'm the star of that team, capiche? 43 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,848 So quit barking orders like some kind of captain! 44 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,057 She is our captain, Baby Ball. 45 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:41,644 I refuse to remember that, so shut up! 46 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:42,603 Flip: Go easy on her, Ball! 47 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:44,522 If the new chick has to blow off some steam, 48 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,274 I got just the job. 49 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:49,068 Lucky for you, I kept my most valuable appendage! 50 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,613 -[ Roars ] -Yes, I meant penis, Lulu! 51 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,615 Way to ruin my super sexy innuendo! 52 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:56,868 Wait a minute. We calling dibs on Miss Muffin Top? 53 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,203 'Cause you can't call dibs. I'm the Ball. 54 00:01:59,287 --> 00:01:59,704 I get every dibs. 55 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,832 Oh, yeah, jerk hole? 56 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:05,376 Stranded in the wasteland and cornered by an unrelenting horde 57 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,044 of ferocious Zurgchul beasts of prey, 58 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:09,589 I saved myself by perfecting the ultimate counter attack 59 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:10,715 to mindless aggression from lower life forms! 60 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:14,844 Behold Umbilicus! 61 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:17,972 -[ Screaming ] -[ Laughing ] 62 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,849 Aah! Get away! Aah! 63 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,560 Enough with the tentacle porn. 64 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,771 [ Screaming ] 65 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:32,778 [ Giggles ] 66 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,366 [ Screaming ] 67 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:42,121 Whoa. 68 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,292 You ding-dangs are hopeless. 69 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,169 I'm hitting the bar. 70 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:51,589 ♪♪ 71 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,133 [ Sighs ] End of the road. 72 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:57,929 Hey, psst, I thought we should talk, in secret. 73 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,264 That's why I'm incognito. 74 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:04,477 -You see, I'm actually the Ba-- -Oh, you're the Ball! 75 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,520 -What do you want? -How'd you know it was me? 76 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,189 I was incognito, stupid! 77 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,440 Buy me a drink or go. 78 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,192 Actually, just go. 79 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,818 Look, we got our differences, 80 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:15,613 but it's clear to me that you at your worst, 81 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,615 your "rock-bottom, muffin-top, 82 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,201 probably stopped bathing," worst, is still better 83 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,078 than the Leptons at their best. 84 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,537 All true. 85 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,665 But the best player can't score without the Ball. 86 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,875 So let's you and me stick together on the field. 87 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,627 We'll ignore -- No, scratch that. 88 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,129 We'll screw over the team and worry about ourselves. 89 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:35,257 We'll showboat, grandstand, razzle-dazzle. 90 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:35,841 I got a lot of hot moves. 91 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:36,926 We might lose the game, 92 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:40,596 but together, we can win the crowd. 93 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,224 Yeah! And then Krayzar will see 94 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,476 I belong back in the top tier. 95 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,978 Okay, you got a deal. 96 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,980 Sweet! Hey, let's drink on it. 97 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,272 You're buying, 'cause I've got no money, 98 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,440 and I'm technically not supposed to be here anymore. 99 00:03:51,524 --> 00:03:54,276 I'm going to hide under the bar. Don't cut yourself on me. 100 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:01,617 Don't soil your tighty whiteys. 101 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:03,119 We don't normally stream tier zeta games, 102 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:06,330 but tonight's the return of Gaz Digzy. 103 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,832 [ Crowd booing ] 104 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,834 So get ready to boo the booze hound. 105 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,129 Even Krayzar doesn't want to miss this! 106 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:16,173 It's the lame-o Leptons of Ulsa Guerin 107 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:19,427 vs. the Misfit Murder Squad from Sackarat. 108 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,845 -Boo! -Gaz sucks! 109 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,973 We shouldn't have shown up, 110 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:27,393 or got out of bed, or even been born. 111 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,520 We've never had a turnout like this, 112 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,355 and we're sure to win, as long as Gaz plays 113 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:35,651 with the burning spirit of teamwork in her heart. 114 00:04:35,735 --> 00:04:36,652 Fill me up, ding-dang. 115 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:38,529 That's the spirit! 116 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,989 Do I smell a pile of shit? 117 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:43,200 Oh, wait. It's just Gaz Digzy. 118 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:46,203 You don't scare us, you big bully! 119 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:50,499 They're so cute when they're feisty, especially that one. 120 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,544 I'm going to kill him first. 121 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,463 Ladies and gentle gamers, 122 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:59,133 it's time to grab your Balls! 123 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,010 [ Air horn blares ] 124 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,972 Where's she going? 125 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:05,973 [ Growls ] 126 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:07,475 No, Lulu! 127 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,060 ♪♪ 128 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:12,188 It looks like a victory is in the cards! 129 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:15,775 What's the rush? Let's play with them a while. 130 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,234 I changed my mind. 131 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:21,822 I want to kill the big one first. 132 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:22,907 Yay! 133 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,492 [ Whispering ] Ballmastrz. 134 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,453 -[ Giggles ] -Ballmastrz. 135 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:31,415 -[ Roars ] -Atomic Candy Crush! 136 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,292 [ Giggles ] 137 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:37,588 ♪♪ 138 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:43,803 ♪♪ 139 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:47,765 I'm open. Pass the Ball, man. 140 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,935 Sure, Leto. Here I am holding up the Ball 141 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,271 with every intention of passing it to you. 142 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:57,608 -What the... -Perhaps I can lend you a hand. 143 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:01,445 Giganticard Barricade! 144 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,072 Ow. Oof. 145 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:06,617 Aw, geez. I want to hold my forehead very badly, 146 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,910 but I can't. 147 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,704 Gaz, you're on our team. 148 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:12,206 Why aren't you helping us?! 149 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,083 [ Cackles evilly ] 150 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:17,628 Because right now, I need your help, D.D. 151 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,547 Really? You need me? 152 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,966 Yes, I need you... 153 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,969 to take this hit! [ Laughs ] 154 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:29,765 -Aah! -Huge Green Power Poke! 155 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,475 Well, it's nice to be needed. 156 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,145 And I need to tear that bitch's heart out through her nose! 157 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:37,565 Is this your true path, Digzy? 158 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:40,568 She's using us against us? 159 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,819 If it's every man for himself, 160 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,821 Flip Champion does fine on his own! 161 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,281 By spending two years in stasis 162 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:47,324 under the soothing curtain of a waterfall 163 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,994 in the terraformed pleasure zone of Midori Glory, 164 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,746 I channeled my aura into perfecting the ultimate length, 165 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:56,333 girth, pliability, and sweet cherry-blossom aroma 166 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,419 of my unstoppable attack! 167 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:02,381 Behold Umbilicus! 168 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,676 ♪♪ 169 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,387 -Ah shit -Om. 170 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,182 [ Screaming ] 171 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,308 [ Both laugh ] 172 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,351 [ Cackling ] 173 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:21,483 [ Heartbeat ] 174 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,616 [ Squish, spectators groan ] 175 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,659 Aah! 176 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,079 Half time! Half time! Half time! 177 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:36,332 [ Ball and Gaz laughing ] 178 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:39,210 Oh, give me some of that sweet juice! 179 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,544 [ Groans ] I can put up with a lot. 180 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:44,715 I'm a starving orphan on a losing team in a stinky town 181 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,675 whose hero turned out to be a potty-mouthed, 182 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:48,552 drink-drinking cuss-word-sayer. 183 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:52,056 But what I can't put up with is betraying your own team! 184 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,557 I didn't want to believe it, 185 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:56,602 but maybe the world's right about you, Gaz Digzy. 186 00:07:56,685 --> 00:08:00,314 Maybe you're a disgrace to the game after all. 187 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:04,276 Maybe there really is no hope for you or for us. 188 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,403 Eugh! 189 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,530 [ Crowd cheering ] 190 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,282 That little shit 191 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:13,786 -[ Groans ] -Whoa. Cool it, toots. 192 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:15,412 -Calm down. -Hey, kid. 193 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:18,582 You got something to prove, then prove it or get smashed. 194 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,042 Aah! 195 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,628 Wow, a real pass from Gaz. 196 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,796 Maybe I was wrong. 197 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,090 Maybe she's a team player after all. 198 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,509 I got ya. [ Laughs ] 199 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,719 [ Gasps ] 200 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:32,137 What the... 201 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,889 Whoa! 202 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,896 Impossible. It can't be. 203 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,691 They've activated the Ballmastr Formation, 204 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:46,360 the lost ancient weapon of the Rad Warz. 205 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,112 -What -- -Happened? 206 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,906 -Is that us? -Holy guacamole! 207 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:53,242 -We're amazing! -We're badass! 208 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,285 Yeah! 209 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,287 Whoa! 210 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,788 What is that thing? 211 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,372 Let's smash it! 212 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,207 Invincible Mummy Kill. 213 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:04,003 Spiral Bandage for All! 214 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:07,631 ♪♪ 215 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:11,885 [ Whispering ] Ballmastrz. 216 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:15,306 Aah! 217 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,724 We thrashed him! 218 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,642 We're not off the hook yet! 219 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:21,520 Right hook mega-smash! 220 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,564 ♪♪ 221 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:27,109 [ Whispering ] Ballmastrz. 222 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,570 -We did it! -We did it! 223 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:30,029 -We did it? -We did it? 224 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,656 Ballmastr. 225 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,617 Don't get cocky. We still got to score. 226 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:36,327 Okay! 227 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,870 [ Whispering ] Ballmastrz. 228 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:42,374 -Crotch Rocket Ball Buster! -Crotch Rocket Ball Buster! 229 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,668 Ballmastrz. 230 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,839 ♪♪ 231 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:49,465 [ Spectators murmur ] 232 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,717 Why isn't anyone cheering? 233 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,512 Is everyone too happy to talk? 234 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,098 Wrong score hole, dipshit! 235 00:09:58,182 --> 00:09:59,183 Oops. 236 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,893 -That was awesome! -Go, Leptons! 237 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,353 -What was that? -Yeah! 238 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,562 [ Laughs ] 239 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,690 ♪♪ 240 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,649 I'm...confused. 241 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,526 I'm a million times more confused and happy 242 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,404 than anyone in the whole, wide world ever! 243 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:13,655 We scored a goal! 244 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,407 In the wrong hole, dummy! 245 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:19,036 We have no idea how we did that, moron! 246 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:25,376 [ Camera shutters clicking ] Child nerd Ace Ambling, 247 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,335 what is your secret? 248 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,045 I guess great things happen when -- 249 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,547 Whatever, muffin top! 250 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:34,134 Ace Ambling and cowardly, pathetic game ball Baby Ball, 251 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:38,222 how'd you turn the worst team ever into whatever that was? 252 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,933 [ Gasps ] That "whatever it was" 253 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,394 was part of my brilliant master plan 254 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,395 that I don't feel like explaining right now 255 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,855 but totally came up with, and -- 256 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:49,149 -[ Muffled speaking ] -Aw, shucks. 257 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,568 I guess it was just a little teamwork. 258 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,611 Thanks for the pass, teammate! 259 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,906 Hey! Get off of me, you little shit! 260 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,866 [ Laughing ] Oh, you! 261 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:01,412 Ballmastrz. 262 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,456 Ballmastrz. 263 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,501 Ballmastrz. 264 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,585 Ballma-- 265 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,878 Chirp.