[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪♪
[ Roars ]
Aah!
-Whoa!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
Children of
Monte Macabre!
Come and experience
the scariest corn maze!
Only one dollar!
Come on down for this
one-of-a-kind real haunted maze!
Go right ahead.
Together:
Oh! Oooooh!
[ Chuckles ]
Come on! Let's go!
Okay!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
Blah!
Together: Oh, no!
Your costume's
on backwards!
There, that's better.
Bye, Mr. Ghost!
[ Groans ]
Huh?
You've awakened the zombie
corn guardian Zohar-r-r!
I think you clearly lack
the imagination
to convincingly
embody a clown,
let alone a so-called
zombie corn guardian.
[ Grumbles ]
That was funsies!
I love how not scary it was.
Wow, Pineapple!
They should have asked us
for help.
Scary is kind of our thing.
So, how'd it go?
I couldn't even get a scream
from Reynaldo.
Reynaldo, Val.
Excuse me.
I request my full payment
returned as per
your guarantee clause.
Clause?
We don't do clauses.
Check your own sign, nitwits!
Val: "Guaranteed scary
or your money back"?
Vic!
I might have been
a little overconfident.
But you know what? You're not
getting your money back.
This maze is gonna be
the scariest maze in town.
You'll see!
Come on, Val!
[ Laughs nervously ]
[ Crows caw ]
Hi, Victor.
Charlene,
you're weird and creepy.
Mmm! Thanks!
Do you know of any scary weirdos
around town
that can make
our scary maze scarier?
I don't know.
He might be too scary.
Oh, no! Not him!
But that's why
he's the best.
If it makes my maze the best,
then I don't care.
Okay.
They call him...El Silbon.
He's usually on the outskirts
of town by the graveyard,
but be warned, if you hear him
whistling far away in the dark,
that means he's close enough
to get ya!
I like this guy already.
♪♪
Where is this
whistle-y guy?
Hello?
Pbbht!
Ugh! What is that?
My whistling?
I'm so good.
Pbbbht!
If you're gonna keep doing that,
let's work on your form.
Back straight, chin up,
feet together.
Now try.
Pbbht!
Still not right.
[ Whistles ]
Interesting.
Let's try elevating this,
move this here, and...
[ Laughs ]
Hold still.
[ Whistles ]
Hey, not bad!
Keep going!
[ Laughs ]
[ Whistles ]
See?
Told ya I can whistle.
Yeah, but only when I'm around
to play you like an instrument.
Hello?
[ Whistling ]
You hear that?
[ Whistling fading ]
Is he getting
farther away?
We're never gonna find
this weirdo.
Whoa!
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
[ Whimpering ]
♪♪
[ Whistling ]
Whaaaaah!!!
You're hired!
Hired?
Hired for what?
Oof! Yeah!
[ Whimpering ]
I'm not sure about all that
whistling stuff,
but do you want to join
the scariest corn maze
in Monte Macabre?
Corn maze?
Hmm.
What's in it for me?
Well, you get to scare
all the kids in town.
You said all the town's bones --
I mean, kids would be there?
Yep. All the bones or kids
or whatever.
Hmm...
It's a deal.
[ Whistling ]
Did he really have to whistle
nonstop all the way back?
I thought it sounded
pretty cool.
Not as good as my whistling,
of course.
Excuse me? I'm the best whistler
in all the land!
Well, technically, I'm the best
whistler in all these parts.
[ Laughs ] That's where
you're wrong, muchacho.
Everyone knows El Silbon
for his flawless whistling.
Well, I'm better,
and I can prove it.
Hey! Why don't we get on
to scaring those kids?
What do you say?
[ Laughs ]
[ Indistinct grumbling ]
What is this gimmick?
Why can't you just give us
our money back?
you handle it, Val.
Um, everybody, come try our new,
and improved, scary corn maze!
Looks like we
don't got a choice.
[ El Silbon whistling ]
Ay!
[ Rustling ]
[ Whistling continues ]
Huh? Uh...Ay!
Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn!
[ Chewing and giggling ]
[ Whistling ]
Aah! Whooooa!
[ Whistling ]
Hey!
Give me back my bones!
Oof!
-Ah!
[ Reynaldo and Reynalda
groaning ]
We don't have any bones,
but at least we have each other!
-Hugs!
Ohh!
Finally, I am an invertebrate.
[ Laughs ]
[ Whistling ]
No one is exiting.
If you wanna stay longer,
you gotta pay double!
[ Whistling ]
Hey!
You're supposed to be scaring!
you think I hired you to float
around and whistle
at a bunch of bones?
A more pertinent question
might be
where'd he get
all those bones?
I quit.
I have almost everything
I came for.
[ Victor and Valentino
screaming ]
Aah!
[ Squish! ]
Huh?
Stop that!
Give my brother back
his bones!
I like you, kid.
I'm gonna let you
keep your bones.
But these
are coming with me.
[ Whistling ]
Give 'em back! Now!
Ugh!
Again with the lame whistling.
I'm so sick of hearing
that garbage.
Garbage?!
Complete trash!
I told you, kid, El Silbon
is the finest whistler
in all the land.
Yeah?
Well, I told you that
yo-o-o-o-u are the worst!
I could whistle
better than you
with both hands
tied behind my back!
What?!
Kids: Oooooh!
Oh, snap!
Oooooh!
Are you challenging me?
El Silbon, if I win,
you return all the bones
to Val and my friends!
And if you win,
you get my bones
and you'll be the best whistler
in all the land.
Excellent.
Whistle off!
Hey, Sil-baloney!
You ready to lose or what?
Try and keep up.
[ Whistling slowly ]
Check this out.
[ Inhales deeply ]
Pbht.
[ Inhales deeply ]
Pbbht!
Exactly what I thought.
Vic, what are you doing?!
Your form!
Back straight.
Chin up.
Feet together.
[ Laughs ]
[ Whistles ]
[ Kids cheering ]
[ Laughs ]
Just give up, kid.
[ Whistling faster ]
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Whistling and laughing ]
Kids: Oooooh!
[ Whistles ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Whistles ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Whistles ]
[ Both whistling ]
♪♪
[ Whoosh! Thunk! Thunk! ]
[ Whoosh! Thunk! ]
[ Whoosh! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! ]
[ Kids cheering ]
[ Both whistling ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Panting ]
Phew!
[ Panting ]
-Go, Victor!
Kids: Go, Victor!
Go!
Boy: You can do it!
[ Both whistling ]
[ Victor groans ]
[ Whistling continues ]
[ Whistles ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Sputtering ]
I was wrong.
You are the best
in all the land.
♪♪
[ Kids cheering ]
I believe one of those
belongs to me.
Bye!
Aah!
I'm sorry I recruited
a whistling
bone-stealing weirdo
to scare you all.
I just wanted you to think
our maze was cool.
It's cool.
Charlene: Yeah,
it's mildly spooky.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Laughter ]
This corn looks familiar.
Aaaah!
Zohar is real!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Both laughing ]