[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪♪
[ Roars ]
Aah!
-Whoa!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
Chata: Ooh, this one feels
like his nose.
Val: Yeah, that's his nose,
Grandma.
It fits.
Yay. Yay.
[ Knock on door ]
I'll get it!
[ Grunts ]
No, no, let me!
[ Both grunting ]
Oh, hello, Vince and Valencio.
Is Chata home?
Maria Theresa!
What do I owe the pleasure
of this interruption?
Oh, I just wanted to invite you
to a fiesta for my husband.
Oh, no.
It can't be --
Ah, but it is!
Hola, Chata.
Tez, uh...
It's been
a long time.
Do you still
like...marigolds?
Whoa! Whoa!
Bah!
Back to my armadillos.
Nice slight of hand,
Mr. Tez.
Do my eyes deceive me?
Are you Chata's grandkids?
Yes, I'm Valentino, and this is
my younger half-brother, Victor.
What are you,
some kind of Dracula guy?
You never heard
of my husband, Tez?
He's been traveling around
the globe doing his magic act.
He's super famous.
I knew you were some, like,
crazy magic guy.
So you like magic, huh?
Check this out.
Tell me your most favorite
of animals.
No, no.
Just think it.
Hmm.
Got it?
Ehh.
Tez says...appear!
Check your back pockets.
[ Both gasp ]
No way! No way!
Zombie warthog!
How'd you know?
A Eurasian magpie!
Very impressive.
Did you ask someone beforehand
about our favorite animals
then slip these in our pockets
when we weren't looking?
You don't believe
in magic, huh?
I've seen every season of
"Greatest Illusions Revealed."
It's all
smoke and mirrors.
Yes, well, they call me
the smoking mirror.
But let me tell you --
all of magic is real.
The only ting fake about me
is, um...
[ Clears throat ]
Whoa! Awesome.
How'd you lose it?
Vic, rude!
It's okay, boys.
It was taken from me
by a big crocodile named Guapo.
He was once
a part of my act,
but something
went wrong and Guapo...
Eh.
Aah!
The audience was petrified,
and so was I.
But I played it off
like it was part of the show.
So, I just look at the croc
and I say, "Hey, Guapo,
the saying is 'break a leg,'
not 'bitea leg.'"
[ Laughs ]
That's so awesome.
That really happened?
I want a peg leg now.
Tez, vámonos.
There's way more people
that need to see us together.
Hope to see you there,
Chataaaaa.
I bet you do,
Mariaaaaa.
Boys, I will be performing my
newest act for everyone in town.
I certainly hope
to see you there.
Grandma! Grandma!
Can we go to
Tez's party?
No!
You will not go!
But, Grandma,
Tez says --
Never trust
what Tez says!
It's driving me crazy
trying to figure out
how Tez did those tricks.
I wish we were able to
go to the party
so I can see it again.
Then why don't we
just go?
I don't know, Vic.
Grandma was so adamant
about us not going.
Maybe there's something up
with that Tez guy.
Grandma just doesn't
want us to go
'cause she hates
Maria Theresa.
Also, Tez seems like
the kind of guy
who'd tell us
inappropriate stories.
[ Both laugh ]
Very true.
Okay, I hear you, Vic.
Let's see what this Tez
is all about.
Tez!
Uh, any more tortillas?
Tez says
check your sleeve.
Hey, look at this!
Can you believe?
It won't stop!
Hey! Wasn't I wearing
my watch today?
♪♪
No way.
[ Growls ]
[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Chuckles ]
Welcome, everyone.
I need two volunteers.
Oh! Oh!
Abuelo!
Victor and Valentino.
Aw...
Yes!
Wait, Vic!
Now, for this trick,
I need you boys
to close your eyes,
cross your arms,
and most importantly, trust me.
You got it.
Good.
Tez says, Victor,
fall back.
W-Whoa.
Now Tez says,
Valentino, fall back.
I'm not really a fan
of being off the ground.
Don't you trust me?
Aah! Ah!
This is weird!
I know.
It's awesome, right?
[ Applause ]
-Ooh.
-Wow!
I think I need to rearrange
a few things, hm?
No, no.
Don't rearrange any --
Aah!
Whoa! Whoa!
Huh? Huh?
Aah!
Geez,
it's not that bad.
We do not want their grandma
to worry.
Tez says back to normal.
Whoa! Whoa!
[ Groaning ]
Whew!
Aw, man.
Give them
a round of applause.
Come on! Come on!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, be honest, boys.
How was that trick?
Personally,
I found it a bit --
It was the greatest moment
of my entire life!
Victor,
I admire your spark.
You remind me of myself
as a young boy.
Maybe you can be a great
magician like me some day.
You really think so?
I really do.
And, Valentino, I understand
your skepticism of my work.
You are very mature
for your age.
Well, I, uh --
Thanks.
And there is something
special about you boys.
Say, I'm working on something
bigger and more impressive
than any magician
has ever created.
I think the two of you have
what it takes
to assist me
at my workshop.
Yeah!
Let's do it, Val.
Let's do it.
A peek behind
the curtain, huh?
I-I-I guess
it would be okay.
Excelente.
♪♪
This is where I keep all my
magical artifacts
I collected
over the years.
Pretty neat, hm?
Whoa.
I wish my house
was this cool.
Thank you, Victor.
It is amazing, isn't it?
But not as amazing as when that
giant winged serpent
took my leg, huh?
[ Chuckles ]
I thought it was Guapo
the crocodile.
Crocodiles are basically
just giant
winged serpents
with legs, Val.
Try to keep up. Ah.
Wh-What's going on?
I don't trust
this guy.
He keeps changing his story,
and he stole Don's watch.
It's just some magic tricks.
Calm down.
Besides, Grandma's gonna
find out we snuck out.
How dare you,
Valentino.
My sneak-out plan
is fool-proof.
Wow, Valentino.
I am sure enjoying my studies
with you,
and also I do love
our grandma, Chata.
I am lucky to have
such obedient boys.
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
[ Click! ]
The show is
about to begin.
♪ I'm a master of illusion ♪
♪ A prestidigator ♪
♪ But close your eyes, poof ♪
♪ And this cat's gone,
see you later ♪
♪ The truth is not always
what you see ♪
♪ But I can tell you
what is real, boys ♪
♪ Listen to me ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ My word is the only truth ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ You might not believe,
but you'll ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ You'll come around
soon enough ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ Once I've shown you
my stuff ♪
♪ Now repeat it after me,
boys ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ The moon is made of cheese,
boys ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ The snakes control
the government ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ Ain't that hoot and a half ♪
♪ Now, heed my words,
listen to my diction ♪
♪ The truth is often stranger
than fiction ♪
♪ You can't trust them,
and they don't trust you ♪
♪ But believe in me
'cause I believe in you ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ More than a smoking mirror ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ I make the real feel realer ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ I speak and it manifests ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm simply the best ♪
♪ Now, you can barely believe
your eyes ♪
♪ These sights, these feats,
they hypnotize ♪
♪ But come now, brothers,
listen to me ♪
♪ 'Cause what Tez says, baby,
is reality ♪
♪ Tez says ♪
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
[ Grunts ]
♪ Tez says ♪
Oh, hi, Tez.
Man, what a cool place.
You like it, kid?
Why don't you stay here
forever?
Tez says goodnight.
[ Laughing ]
Huh? What?
What are you --
Aah!
Tez: I have big plans
for Monte Macabre,
and I cannot have you boys
getting in my way.
Vic? Vic!
Come on, Vic.
Where are you?
Victor! Victor!
Looking for something,
Valentino?
Aah!
Uh, hey, Tez.
I'm just, uh...
[ Tapping ]
♪♪
I was looking for,
uh...you!
I wanted to ask you
about your magic.
You're so good.
I just can't seem to figure out
how you do it.
You're just so
darn cool, Tez.
Mm.
How'd you make all
that smoke?!
It was cool!
It was pretty cool,
wasn't it?
I suppose I could share
one small secret
with such a smart boy
as yourself.
Behold!
That's really cool.
But how do you make
a lot of smoke?
Not satisfied, eh?
I like a tough crowd.
[ Whispering ]
Okay, he's distracted.
You're gonna have to
trust me.
Do you trust me,
Victor?
Good. 'Cause we're gonna
prank this doofus.
And if you really want
to dazzle your audience --
[ Yawning ]
Sorry about that.
Do you have any tricks
that are less boring?
How dare you!
I am more powerful than you
can comprehend, boy!
I will not stand here
and be disrespected!
Try me.
[ Blast! ]
What?!
Aah!
Whoa!
I'm free! Ah!
Not yet!
Let's go!
Get back here!
I will not be had by
some stinking kids!
Ooh! Ooh!
[ Growling ]
Stop!
Let go of me!
Aah! Hey!
Aah!
[ Grunting ]
Aaaaah!
[ Both panting ]
You boys have some
'splaining to do.
♪♪
[ Both laughing ]