[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪♪
[ Roars ]
Aah!
-Whoa!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
Hmm.
I'd like a...
paleta de...
uhhhhhh...
Tamarindo paleta,
please!
Hey, no cutting in line!
[ Two notes playing ]
Gimme a tamarindo paleta,
the favorite flavor
for your favorite customer.
One tamarindo paleta
coming right up.
Thank you!
Hey, what about mine?
Sorry, that was
the last tamarindo.
All we have left
is licorice.
What the crud?
Licorice is the worst.
Why didn't you give me
the tamarindo?
Because Valentino
is my favorite...
and I don't like you.
-Gimme that paleta!
-Aah!
[ Both grunt ]
[ Straining ]
Don't you dare!
Hola, chamacos!
-Oh, wow!
-What's that?
Sal, is that you?
No!
It's me -- Sal!
I'm about to go
on a journey.
A journey?
Ooh, I wanna go!
-Oh! Me, too!
-Sure!
I'm gonna check out
the Nazca Lines.
The "Nalga" Lines?
No, no.
The NazcaLines.
I'm gonna paint
a beautiful painting of them.
Hop on in, boys!
[ Grunting ]
So, how does
this thing fly, anyway?
Excellent question,
little buddy.
The burner's what gives
the balloon its lift.
You just spark it up.
Whoa.
Oh, so cool.
And you're off, man!
I love fire.
Lemme try.
I'd like to try, too.
Sorry, boys, but lighting
the burner is a captain's job.
But maybe on the way back,
I'll let one of you try it.
Together: Which one of us
will get to do it?!
I don't know,
little buddies.
Being captain requires
some serious know-how
and attention
to detail.
You hear that, Victor?
I'm going to be the captain
'cause I know
more than you.
Psh. No way.
He'll pick me
'cause he likes me the best.
I'm definitely
Sal's favorite.
Wanna bet?
You're on.
Loser buys
the captain a paleta.
[ Growling ]
♪♪
Hey, Sal, look how far
my spit can go.
[ Hocking ] Pa-tooey!
Did you see that, Sal?
Now am I your favorite?
Would you care
for some horchata, Sal,
handcrafted by
your favorite niño?
Don't mind if I do.
Oh, look.
There they are.
Together: Whoa!
The Nazca Lines!
♪♪
-Ahh!
-Wow!
[ Strains ]
[ Phews ]
That should do it.
Now for some
plein air painting.
These "Nalga" Lines
are pretty cool.
They've probably been here
forever, like,
five years or something.
The NazcaLines are actually
much older than that,
likely predating the Inca.
They were first mentioned
in literature
by Pedro Cieza de León
in 1553.
Very nice, Valentino.
That's captain-level
knowledge right there.
According to the experts,
anything the ancients would draw
down there would come true.
Oh, really?
Aaanything?
That's what they say.
Victor is not as knowledgeable
as me.
You'll have to excuse
my brother.
That's right.
I need to be excused.
[ Grunts ]
Be careful down there!
Vicious alpacas
roam these plains!
[ Grumbling ]
Val thinks he's so smart.
I'll show him smart.
[ Straining ]
[ Grunting ]
And some finishing touches.
[ Chuckles ]
Sal, you really have done
a beautiful job
capturing the striations
in the sand and rock formations.
It's incredibly clear,
but without
losing its expressiveness.
Victor:
Valentino, my good man,
please desist
with that prattle.
Whoa!
Ahem.
It's clear that Sal wants
an informed critique,
not the unschooled ravings
of a rank amateur.
Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,
hmm, hmm, hmm.
Yes. I see it.
Bravo.
I must say, Sal, your unfettered
embrace of impressionism
is inspired and rivaled
only by your childlike
sense of whimsy.
Oh, thanks,
little buddy.
That's exactly what
I was going for.
Your implementation
of chiaroscuro
is reminiscent of Tintoretto
at his finest.
[ Smooches ]
Look who's Mr. Big-Brain
all of a sudden.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Two can play this game.
[ Dramatic music increases ]
You truly have done
a fine job
capturing the essence
of the light.
It reminds me
of the Dutch masters,
but with a more vibrant pal--
What?
You're on a roll, niño.
Go on.
[ Straining ]
Quit monkeying around,
Victor.
[ Hooting ]
Enlighten us.
[ Hooting continues ]
Aw, man.
My cobalt blue.
Perfect color for the sky.
Wow, Victor. You're really
going bananas --
not exactly the behavior
becoming of a captain.
-You are acting a little wild.
-[ Hooting ]
[ Chittering ]
Bathroom break again?
Watch out for those alpacas.
They're a lot fiercer
than they look.
[ Hooting ]
[ Laughing ]
Hey, Sal, do you think I could
try on the captain's hat?
I'd like to get
a feel for it
before I'm actually called on
for captain duty.
Sure thing!
[ Clattering ]
This means so much to me.
I'm getting emotional.
[ Crying ]
Oh, Valentino, don't be such
a big crybaby about it.
[ Wailing ]
Huh?
Oh, no!
[ Wailing continues ]
You messed with the lines,
chamacos.
That's totally not chill!
That's, like,
the opposite of chill!
Wow, I've never seen Sal raise
his voice like that before.
[ Wailing continues ]
Oh, no!
We're going down!
[ Screaming ]
♪♪
[ Wailing continues ]
Oh, no -- the alpacas!
I don't know, Sal.
They don't look
that dangerous to me.
They actually look kinda cute.
[ Growling ]
Now you've done it!
Quick! Fix Val!
I'll work on the balloon
before those alpacas get us!
-[ Screaming ]
-[ Grumbling indistinctly ]
Lame-o baby Val.
[ Grunting ]
Ew.
[ Screaming continues ]
[ Panting, screaming ]
[ Hocks ]
Ew!
[ Growling ]
Now, can't we talk this over
like civilized camelids?
[ Alpacas grumbling, growling ]
[ Hisses ]
[ Hissing continues ]
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
I think so.
[ Growling ]
Uh, boys,
I don't mean to sound un-chill,
but I could really use
your help right about now!
[ Growling ]
Just sit tight, Sal!
We're on it!
We'll need a big-ole snake,
three heads with scary eyes,
one leg with sword toes,
and wings.
It's gotta have wings,
Val.
[ Rumbling ]
[ Roaring ]
[ Growling ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Roaring ]
[ Stomping ]
♪♪
[ Wind whistles ]
-Whoo! Yeah, alright!
-We did it! Whoo!
Way to go, boys!
[ Growling ]
[ Roaring ]
[ Screaming ]
Aaaaahhh!
[ Shouts ]
Great, Vic.
You had to give him wings.
[ Roaring ]
[ Screaming ]
Sorry, boys, but you know
what you gotta do.
Erase the lines
to destroy the monster?
Uh, I was gonna say adopt it
and give it a decent home,
but that works better.
[ Screaming ]
Can't miss any lines,
Victor!
I know! I know!
I'm gonna miss you,
snakey guy.
[ Roaring ]
[ Whimpering ]
Hurry, chamacos!
[ Roaring ]
[ Straining ]
[ Roaring ]
Good job, little dudes.
Heh.
I told you those alpacas
were something else.
We're sorry for causing
so much trouble.
Yeah. We both just wanted
to be your favorite.
Chamacos!
You bothare my favorite.
And I proclaim you
both co-captains.
Nice.
[ Muffled ] A perfect fit.
Hey, why do you get
to wear it first?
'Cause I'mhis favorite.
Don't think you're gonna get
a paleta out of this!
♪♪
[ Laughing ]