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[ Laughter ]

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[ Grunts ]

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♪♪

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[ Roars ]

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-[ Screams ]

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♪♪

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-Whoa!

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-Whoa!

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♪♪

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[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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Good morrow,

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my loyal subjects!

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What news have you brought

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to your king?

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-Sound off, Jaguar Warriors!

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-Oh! Oh!

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Our mom let us watch

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a PG-13 movie.

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Uh-huh. And we only covered

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our eyes once!

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Very good, very good.

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Now, Eagle Warriors!

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Let me hear your battle mottos.

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Like the crested caracara,

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I am beautiful and majestic,

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but if crossed, I will not

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hesitate to claw

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the eyes from my enemies!

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And I have sharpened

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my toe nails into talons.

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Actually, they were

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already like that.

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Weird, but acceptable! Now!

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For my first decree

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as King, I will --

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Get Victor some ice cream.

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'Cause you're dressed

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like that crazy guy

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that sells ice cream

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in the parking lot.

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We are not here to sell

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frozen confections, Victor.

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It's called "LARPing."

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I'm the Aztec king, Valtezuma.

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And this is my kingdom.

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Wait, King? Kingdom?

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-I want that.

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-Ah, ha, ha.

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There can only be one king.

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Fine, I'll be the Queen, then.

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You can't be any!

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The LARPing handbook says

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there can only be one.

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Besides, you lack what us

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Kings call the three S's.

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Stoic, stern, serious.

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You're too immature to be king.

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But if you really want to LARP

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with us, you can be,

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mm, the Payaso Knight.

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-A knight, huh?

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What's my weapon? Oh!

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What about a laser gun that also

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shoots swords and spears?

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And bees?

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Come on, Val! Bees.

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Uh...no. You get this.

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Payaso's weapon is to make other

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knights laugh to boost morale.

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-You know, kind of like a --

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-Jester!

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-Oh, or a fool!

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-Yeah.

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Tell us a joke, fool!

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[ Laughter ]

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I have never laughed before.

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Make my first time special.

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Ahh!

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I ain't nobody's fool!

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Have fun flarping,

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you flarpy flarps!

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Suit yourself, Vic.

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Suit yourself.

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Ugh.

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Who does Val think he is?

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Three S's?

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More like stinky, snooty,

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and stinkier!

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I can totally be more of

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an awesome king than him.

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Huh?

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Cool. It's like a crown thing.

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♪♪

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Hey, it fits!

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♪♪

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What's happening?

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[ Teeth chattering ]

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-Ah.

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-Yeah.

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Ee.

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[ Groans ]

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[ Roars ]

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Uh, ah.

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I always knew those creepy

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statues were watching me!

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I didn't touch anything,

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I swear!

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Don't tell Grandma!

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[ Groaning, sighs ]

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Why'd they stop?

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Wha...ah, ah.

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So when I wear this crown,

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it brings you guys to life?

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Hey, that means I'm your king!

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[ Speaking gibberish ]

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Nice!

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♪ Val's gonna be jealous ♪

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♪ Val's gonna be jealous ♪

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Okay, I'm the king, so you gotta

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do what I say, right?

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[ Groans ]

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Then go get me a cape,

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a scepter, and a concha!

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Laughing ]

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Woman: Is somewhere there?

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♪♪

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Mmm!

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Knights of Calavera!

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It's time to claim our kingdom!

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Attention Flarpers!

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Your new king is here.

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Please worship me

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and bring me free stuff.

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Your new king is better

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than that other king.

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♪♪

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Ahh, that's nice.

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Hector, grapes, please.

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[ Slurps ]

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[ Spits ] Seeds!

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Just as I asked.

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Now I can spit them

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in the faces of my enemies.

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Vic! What's going on here?

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Are those Grandma's

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creepy statues?

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I'm the king.

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And these creepy statues

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are my creepy kingdom.

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Say hello to Flat Top.

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Big Mama and Sweetie Poo.

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Stinky, Pinky, and Sheldon.

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The Head!

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And finally,

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my main man Hector.

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He's so humble.

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And now, the moment

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you've all been waiting for!

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A serious display

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of my kingliness!

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[ Trumpet plays ]

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[ Growling ]

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-Huh?

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-Ladies and germs!

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May I present to you

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the 21 Glute Salute!

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[ Farting ]

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That was only eight.

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[ Laughter ]

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That lingers, man,

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that lingers!

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Victor!

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This is a complete mockery!

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The LARPing handbook

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eloquently states --

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[ Spits ]

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[ Laughs ]

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It states

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that there can only be one --

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[ Spits ]

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There can only be one king,

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and if someone el--

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[ Spits ]

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Knock it off!

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Fine, okay, okay.

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-[ Spits ]

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-Oh! [ Laughs ]

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Good one, Hector.

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That is it!

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I must royally decree

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that you hand over your crown!

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What if I don't give you

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my crown

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and royally degree

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that you go eat some dirt?

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If you don't abdicate

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the throne,

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then you are in open rebellion

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of my kingdom

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and we must wage battle!

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Then I guess you give me

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no choice.

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Indistinct sounds ]

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Huh?

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-[ Grunts ]

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-Aah!

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Feel the fury

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of the Eagle Warrior!

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Huh?

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Aah!

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Ah.

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Whoa.

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-Aah, germs!

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-Can I have some germs?

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My warriors!

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This isn't fun anymore, Val!

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You're a bad king!

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Bad king?

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Vic, you're gonna stop

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all this right now!

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I don't take orders

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from lowly pheasants.

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Now bend the knee!

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First of all, it's peasants!

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-And never!

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-Very well.

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Warriors, send this traitor

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to the stocks.

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Hey!

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Vic, you're making

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a mockery of the crown!

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Just because you don't

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like my style

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doesn't mean I'm not

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super good at being king.

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Big Mama, pie the fool.

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Aah. That's it! I'm done!

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Hey, why wasn't that locked?

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-Mm.

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-You don't deserve this.

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What? My crown!

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You jerk! Give that back!

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I'm the king,

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and I order you to --

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Being king is serious,

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Victor!

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Gimme!

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-[ Grunting ]

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-[ Grunting ]

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Great job, dingus.

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Now no one is king.

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You were never a king

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to begin with.

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If you would've just let me be

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the queen,

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this woulda never happened!

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-[ Speaking indistinctly ]

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Listen to me, Victor.

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You're not listening!

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Huh? What?

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Hey, your king demands

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you to come back here!

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Oh, you again.

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[ Grunting ]

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-Whoa!

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-[ Grunts ]

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That's not funny.

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Personally,

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I found the experience

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poignant and moving.

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Nobody asked you, Guillermo.

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I've had enough of this.

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Where's that stinking crown?

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-Here's half of it.

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-What?

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All: Yoo-hoo!

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Huh? Gimme that!

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These dummies need to remember

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who's in charge around here.

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Loyal servants!

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I order you to bend the knee!

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[ Laughter ]

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Why aren't they listening to me?

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-Is it 'cause my crown broke?

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-Maybe that.

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And maybe it's because

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you lack a certain,

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uh, three characteristics

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of a ruler?

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All three of which start with

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a specific sounding syllable?

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Ay de mi! Aluxes!

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Out, out! Get out!

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You little pests!

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And good riddance! Huh?

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I know you two

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had something to do --

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Ay! I need a vacation.

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[ Groans ]

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[ Grunts ]

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Hector! Play time is over!

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Your king is here.

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Now surrender the crown and I

308
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won't put you in the stocks!

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I know

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you're in here somewhere.

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My crown.

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♪♪

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-Whew.

314
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-Hey, Flat Top!

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Get back here,

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you little traitor!

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Ha! Got you!

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Huh? Uh-oh.

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-[ Panting ]

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-Hector!

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Hector, don't you grind up

322
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that crown, mister.

323
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King Victor al rescate!

324
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[ Panting ]

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Ya, ah!

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[ Laughs, farts ]

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Hector!

328
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Your betrayal hurts

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more than you could know.

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If you had any loyalty

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left within you,

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give me the crown

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and all will be forgiven.

334
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[ Grunts ]

335
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[ Gasps ] Well, you're not gonna

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blow me off that easy.

337
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Aah!

338
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Whoa! Hey, nice catch, Val.

339
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Victor, again,

340
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you are not king.

341
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All this mess would have

342
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never happened

343
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if had just stuck

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to being the clown.

345
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No, Valentino, I'm the --

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Wait, the clown!

347
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Hector! You win.

348
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You've bested me in battle.

349
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And for that, I present to you

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the honorary, major,

351
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prestigious

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Purple Glute Salute!

353
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[ Farts ]

354
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Huh?

355
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[ Laughter ]

356
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,293
Huh?

357
00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:07,543
Looks like the joke's on you.

358
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Yeah!

359
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All right! Pump it!

360
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And shake it!

361
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Get those glutes tight!

362
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Are you done yet?

363
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Heh, sorry, Val.

364
00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:17,918
I'm just gonna miss these guys.

365
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All right, loyal servants!

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Everyone to their positions.

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[ Mumbling indistinctly ]

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Farts, laughs ]

370
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Oh, Hector.

371
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An alux after my own heart.

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-[ Grunts ]

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-Huh?

374
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Here, let me help you.

375
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There you go, little fella.

376
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It's been an honor serving

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with you all.

378
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I'm gonna remember each

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and every one of you.

380
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You know, Vic?

381
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You really impressed me today.

382
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I think you have the king's

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three S's after all --

384
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smart, sweet, and silly.

385
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I'm sorry I acted like a jerk.

386
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Thanks, Val.

387
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That means a lot.

388
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And while being king was fun,

389
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I think I'm just gonna stick

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to being a payaso for now.

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♪♪

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♪♪

393
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♪♪