[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪♪
[ Roars ]
Aah!
-Whoa!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
Oh, what a story, Vic.
Wouldn't it be nice
to have someone to hang out with
all the time?
Uh, no.
I meant someone special, someone
you're destined to be with.
Like in "Gone with the Wagon,"
where Gwendolyn Charcoal
and Rad Buttons
wheel across the countryside,
chit-chatting about all
the things they have in common.
Sounds boring as heck.
Oh, yeah, Victor?
Well, you wouldn't know romance
if it bopped you on your --
Excuse me.
What?! [ Gasps ]
♪♪
H-How may I help you?
I would like a taco,
please.
Oh, uh, of course.
Uh, what can I interest you in?
Uh, t-taco-wise, I mean.
What's your favorite?
I'll have that one.
Oh, one of Grandma's famous
chorizo vegan tacos
coming right up!
[ Chuckles nervously ]
You're vegan?
Yup.
Me too!
Really?
What a coincidence!
Or is it destiny?
[ Laughs ]
Or that.
Here you go.
I hope you like it!
I already do!
Say, I'm new here,
and I'm, uh...
writing a book!
About, uh, buildings.
Oh, my gosh!
Really?
I am an architectural
enthusiast myself!
15th-Century architecture,
to be precise,
which I personally believe
is the most interesting
architectural period.
I only study 15th-Century
architecture
for that exact reason!
[ Chuckles ]
I'm Valentino.
I'm Matty.
Yeah, that'll be $2,
please.
Oh, uh, right.
I'm sure I have some change
somewhere.
We have so much in common!
She could be my special someone!
There's just something
about her!
Yeah, there's something,
all right...
something off.
[ Fly buzzing ]
I haven't seen her blink once.
Maybe she just has naturally
really moist eyes, all right?
Who are we to judge?
Boy, being new to town,
I don't know anything
about the architecture here.
If only there was a gentleman
to be my guide.
I can be your gentleman!
Guy!
I mean, guide.
I can be your guide!
[ Chuckles nervously ]
That is, uh, if it's agreeable
with m'lady?
The lady agrees.
♪♪
Val, you're just gonna leave me
to run the stand by myself?
You got it, Victor!
Hey, you didn't eat your taco!
I'm not hungry...
yet.
♪♪
This place
has the best churros.
Believe it or not,
they actually use my recipe.
One order of churros.
Thanks, Lupe.
Val, say, "Ahh!"
Ahh.
[ Chuckles ] Ah.
[ Laughs ] Ah.
Matty, stop teasing me!
[ Laughs ]
[ Splat! ]
Open wide!
[ Splat! Splat! ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Gasps, sighs ]
I really enjoy watching you eat,
Valentino.
What an unusual thing
to appreciate.
Thanks, Matty.
This cat café
is really popular in town.
It's so relaxing to sit around
with these mild-mannered
little fur balls.
Hey, Pineapple,
bring Mr. Dainty Puffs, please.
Thanks. [ Laughs ]
Cute, huh?
Mr. Dainty Puffs
is the sweetest,
most snuggly buddy
you'll ever meet.
[ Hisses ]
Be nice, kitty.
[ Yowls ]
Mr. Dainty Puffs?
[ Cats yowling ]
We should
probably go.
[ Breathing heavily ]
What's that
all about?
They're normally
so calm.
Oh, Val, uh,
I forgot to tell you
cats are allergic to me.
Oh. I've only heard of that
the other way around.
That's okay, Matty.
I'm more of
a dog person anyways.
[ Cat yowls ]
[Screech!]
Oh, I know what
you might like --
the plaza's
beautiful fountain --
another architectural marvel
of the 15th century.
Just look at this gorgeous
mosaic pattern.
Come on, Matty. Check out
this 15th-century detail.
Sure beats all
the modernist architecture
popping up everywhere.
Yeah, I hate
modern architecture.
Let's make a wish.
I know what mine's
gonna be.
[Screaming]
Are you okay?
What's happening?
Mee! Mah! Moe!
What's that weirdo up to,
rolling around like a worm?
Sorry I scared you
like that.
I thought
a bee stung me.
I-It's okay.
I hate bee stings, too --
another thing
we have in common.
Here, how about a soothing
melody to put your mind at ease?
Uhh, you
don't have to.
I insist.
[ Harmonica playing ]
No. No. No. No. No.
Aaah!
Aah!
Nyah!
I have
sensitive ears?
Totally my fault.
My G-sharp was a little flat.
I'll have to work
on that.
You sure you can make it
for dinner tonight?
Wouldn't miss it
for the world.
Great. Remember --
We live in the jungle
right by
the triángulorock.
Got it!
Bye, Matty.
♪♪
You're going to meet
Matty's parents in the jungle?
There's something up
with that Matty. She's strange.
Strangely wonderful.
What about
when she freaked out
and did that worm dance
at the fountain?
So she likes
experimental dance.
And she acted like music was
burning her ears or something.
Don't be ridiculous, Vic.
I played off-key.
Don't wait up.
I have a date with destiny.
♪♪
[ Humming ]
♪♪
Okay, Val,
you got this.
Parents love you.
Moment of truth.
Hello, Val.
Oh, hey, Matty.
Oh, Val,
you shouldn't have.
Man:
Oh, is this him,
the boy you've been
telling us so much about?
[ Chuckling ]
Yes, Father.
Well, howdy, sport.
Put 'er there.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
It's nice to meet you --
Whoa!
What a lovely home.
Well, aren't you
a gentleman.
And such a fine,
plump specimen.
Thank you.
I use a moisturizer
with SPF
to help preserve
my skin's natural elasticity.
[ Chuckles ]
Yah!
Excuse me.
I didn't see you there.
It's so nice to meet
your entire family, Matty.
You haven't met everyone yet.
Here's Grandma.
An honor, as always,
to meet a member
of the greatest generation.
[ Groans ]
Ah, your skin must be dry
and cracked
from such
a long journey.
Here's an oil and salt scrub
to keep your flesh --
uh, I mean skin --
moist and tender.
Oh, how thoughtful.
That's right --
really get it in there.
These shoulders are so tight.
Try our portable sauna.
It's my own design.
You'll love it.
[ Whimpers ]
It stretches your spine while
the heat relaxes your muscles.
Such hospitality.
Hey, Val.
Hungry?
How about
a turkey leg?
You said you were vegan.
We bonded over it!
Wait a minute.
Strange meat,
collections of teeth,
books on
modernist architecture?!
What else have you been
lying to me about?
Well, I love meat.
My full name is
Matlazihua,
and me and my family
are about to eat you!
[ Gasps ]
[ Hisses ]
I get the rump!
Carne!
Vic was right
about you, Matty!
[ Door slams open,
all hiss ]
Did somebody say,
"Vic was right"?
Victor!
Hi, Vic.
What a
pleasant surprise.
We'd love to have you
join us for dinner.
Sorry, Matty,
I only eat take-out.
[ Roars ]
♪♪
[ Blowing ]
Vic!
Hey, Val.
Sorry to interrupt
your romantic date.
Thanks for having us!
[ Both shout ]
♪♪
Together: Huh?
So you were
saying something
about me being always right
and a genius or something?
Can you save the gloating
for when we get home?
♪♪
Aah! Aah!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Aah!
See ya, creepy.
Huh?
Aah!
[ Laughs
mockingly ]
Ooh. Leave some scraps
for Grandma.
♪♪
Come on, Val!
♪♪
Aah!
Hurry up!
Aye, que rico!
Hm?
[ Chomp! ]
Aah!
Vic!
Victor,
do something!
Uh, get off
my brother! Aah!
[ Sizzling ]
So your first girlfriend is
a monster who can't touch water.
Way to pick 'em, Val.
Just keep paddling.
Hey, creepoids,
you hungry?
Well, eat
your heart out.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Snarls ]
Don't you dare try
to hurt my brother,
you tone-deaf weirdo!
Ugh!
Vic, that's it.
Don't worry, Val,
I'll always carry
a little piece of you with me.
Maybe your skull!
Aah!
Got ya.
Matty,
this song's for you!
[ Harmonica playing ]
Aah!
[ Sizzling ]
Huh? Huh?
Once again, saved by the song
of the humble harmonica.
Aah!
Ugh. Snakes.
Whoo, boy!
I tell you one thing --
I wont be messing around
with dating again
any time soon.
No, siree.
Just
hermano y hermano.
Vic and Val off on adventures
in Monte Macabre.
Maybe we'll even learn
a thing or two
about family
along the way.
Sheesh.
[ Gasps ]
This calls for another song!
[ Harmonica playing ]
Nyah!
Vic, you ruined
my fedora!
♪♪
[ Both laughing ]