[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪♪
[ Roars ]
Aah!
-Whoa!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
How was work today,
niños?
We made a lot of money today,
Grandma.
Oh, good,
because today is payday.
What? What?
Wow, you boys made
a mountain of cash today.
Both: Money, money, money,
money, money...
And here is your share
of the profit.
Don't spend it all
in one place.
Bye, niños!
♪♪
That's all you got?
Okay, high rollers.
It's either the plastic
spider ring or the sticky hand.
But I wanted
the telescope.
Yeah, and I wanted
the squirt blaster.
Aw, you wanted those?
Then why didn't you bring
more money?
Grandma,
I'll never be able
to buy my telescope
with our earnings.
Or my squirt gun.
The only thing I could get
was this spider ring.
Ah!
This is an outrage!
[ Grunts ]
We need more money,
Grandma.
We need the money.
We're busting our humps
out there,
and we're making peanuts.
Silencio!
You kids
are selling my recipes.
If you were selling
your recipes,
that would be
a different story.
[ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
So if we sell
our own recipe,
we get to keep
all the profits?
Hmm, that would bring
more customers to the stand.
Deal.
You boys can keep the profits
from all your sales.
Yeah!
Thanks, Grandma.
We can do this,
Victor.
[ Groaning ]
Are you ready for the best
churro you will ever taste?
My secret is just
a pinch of alarm pepper.
Ugh,
spicy churros?
[ Churro crunches ]
Mmm,
genius idea.
Glad I thought
of it.
Now let's sell
some churros.
[ Groans ]
♪♪
Miguelito, one spicy-sweet
churro, my friend.
Thanks, Victor.
[ Churro crunches ]
Ah.
♪♪
[ Churro crunches ]
Wow!
Mmm-mmm.
Thank you for your business,
dear customer.
This is amazing!
I can finally
chart out the stars
like the great Guillermo Chata
before me.
One man,
one mission,
one squirt gun.
[ Grunts ]
[ Both laugh ]
[ Both gasp ]
Whoa, is that
the Squirt Blaster 5000?
And the Stargazer Deluxe?
Val,
we need these upgrades.
Then we'll need to sell
more churros.
[ Sighs ]
We're not selling
anything today.
Mmm, so scrumptious!
These jokers took
all our customers.
♪♪
[ Both laugh ]
[ Cash register dings ]
Man, everyone is getting in
on the churro trend.
I know, right?
That was our thing.
There goes my dreams of owning
the Stargazer Deluxe.
[ Sighs ]
I guess the discovery
of Val's Comet
will have to wait
another day.
Hmm, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on,
hold on,
hold on, Val.
Hear me out.
What if we thinned out
the competition?
We just pull a couple
of teeny-tiny little pranks
that drive
customers our way.
Tomorrow, they go back
to selling their churros
like nothing
ever happened.
We're in. We're out.
We're done.
What do you say?
I -- I don't know,
Vic.
What happened
to Val's Comet, hmm?
The scientific community
is counting on me.
Okay, I'm in.
A little dust of sugar,
a letter-pressed
rice-paper wrap,
and this churro
gets an A-plus.
Here you go,
Miguelito.
[ Chuckles ]
Next.
Uh, excuse me.
I -- L-Let me in.
Hi, Rosita.
I want
your best churro.
Oh, you want
the classic A-plus.
No, maybe I should get
a cinnamon one,
or maybe lemon.
Do you have
a lemon-flavored churro?
That sounds very sour.
Bye-bye sugary sugar
and hello salty salt.
Maybe I could drop
just a dab of lemon juice.
That wouldn't be
too sour.
Actually, nevermind.
I'm not hungry anymore.
One A-plus churro,
please.
Sure.
Just a little dust of sugar,
and here it is.
Thanks, Rosita.
Next.
Oh, ugh!
F-minus.
But...
[ Chatter ]
Child:
So gross.
[ Chuckles ]
Both: Two churros
are better than one.
Isn't that right,
Reynalda?
Yeah, that's right,
Reynaldo.
[ Laughter ]
[ Both laugh ]
Ow!
Biting ants.
Get the venom out.
Okay.
[ Slurps ]
[ Screaming ]
♪♪
Sweet!
I bet
I can squirt people
from across the plaza
with this thing.
I can't wait to see
Jupiter's moons with this.
Ana: Wow, you guys are
such big spenders.
You should join
the VIP club.
Listen, I don't appreciate
your sarcasm, lady.
We came here
with our hard-earned cash
to buy some stuff,
and --
No, literally.
The VIP section
is right there.
Oh, my mistake.
Whoa! Whoa!
The Super Aquacito 5000.
The Telescop-itan with
laser sights and night vision!
We got to be VIPs.
Sure,
we can do that.
It's going to
cost you.
[ Cash register dings ]
We need more money.
♪♪
Ah, are these
for someone special?
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, yeah, me.
Victor:
Nobody move.
This is
a health inspection.
We just had one
last week.
Yeah,
that's why we're here,
lots of red flags
and stuff.
We're going to have to
close up shop
for the rest
of the day.
The whole day?
That's right.
It's a matter of life and death,
lady.
She's also
going to need a refund.
She may already be a goner
as it is,
but we can only hope
for the best.
Here's a copy
of your report.
Ah.
Guess I'll get my churro
somewhere else.
We'll be keeping
an eye on you.
♪♪
Listen up, everyone.
Lupe's cucaracha-infested
excuse of a bakery
is closed
for the rest of the day.
I hear you can find
some excellent churros
at Chata's Cart,
though!
Huh?
♪♪
Oh, they want to play
with the fryer.
They're going to get burned.
♪♪
♪ My churros are the ticket ♪
♪ All sales are final,
no returns ♪
♪ Buying toys and having fun ♪
♪ Because we're the coolest ♪
[ Singing in Spanish ]
♪♪
Scrah!
Hey, Vic, um, do you think
we overdid it with the toys?
No way, Val.
We deserve this.
First,
we got the biz-naz...
Hot!
...then we got the money.
Churro!
And now we get
to have the toys.
Scrah!
The world is ours,
Val.
Scrah, scrah, scrah!
Ours!
Niño, what's all that splashing
and squawking?
Nothing, Abuela. We're just
playing with our toys.
We love you.
Bye.
Get this stupid drone
to stop bothering me.
Aah!
What's that?
♪♪
Is that a wheel
from Grandma's cart?
Lupe?
What's going on here?
It's been fried and coated
in churro dust.
And that's
a bad thing?
It's an old
churro makers' code.
It means Lupe is holding
Grandma's cart hostage!
♪♪
Something seems off
about this.
I-It's too easy.
What if it's a trap?
Maybe we should leave.
You're just
being paranoid, Val.
We'll just ask Lupe nicely,
and she'll give it back.
Trust me.
Aah! Aah!
Well, well, well.
You boys
have been busy, eh?
Making churros,
living large,
and causing trouble
for me and my friends?
[ Grunts ]
[ Both grunt ]
But while you were off
playing with your little toys,
you forgot something
very importante --
My friends and I
also like to make churros,
live large,
and cause trouble,
so let's start cooking.
[ Whirring ]
♪♪
Nyah!
Ugh!
♪♪
Get the remote!
Valentino, go left!
I'll go right.
What happened
to asking nicely?
Ugh, got it!
I estimate your odds
of keeping that remote
are approximately
37 to one.
Go away, Rosita.
[ Grunts ]
Aah!
Did you just throw
churro dust in my eyes?
Sugar and spice
and everything nice.
[ Panting ] Aah!
Aah! Aah!
[ Grunting ]
[ Laughs ]
Oh!
[ Panting ]
[ Grunting ]
Aah!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
I told you
everything would be fine, Val.
Victor, look out!
Say what?
Aah!
After all
you two did to us,
you had this coming.
Do your worst.
Both: Aah!
Please, stop!
Please don't do anything
to Grandma's cart.
We'll do anything,
please!
Anything?
[ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
S-So, what do
you want from us?
Two things -- First,
I want your churro recipe
in exchange
for a royalty payment,
and second,
I want you to promise
you'll never sell churros
in Monte Macabre again.
Royalty payment?
[ Chuckles ]
Don't spend it all
in one place.
This feels
eerily familiar.
And you can have
your cart back, too.
Well, at least we didn't
have to sell our toys
to repair the cart.
What's this button do,
anyway?
[ Sighs ]
♪♪