[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪♪
[ Roars ]
Aah!
-Whoa!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
[ Grunting ]
Oh, niños. Are you ready
for my quinceañera?
Wow, you look
great, Abuela!
But isn't a quinceañera
a birthday party
for a 15-year-old
girl?
You're not that old,
are you?
Older. It's my fifth
quinceañera,
my 75th birthday.
Every 15 years,
I have a big party
because I'm just
that fabulous.
She even got her favorite
musician to play at the party.
Who?
The Deathskulls?
No.
Juan Lindo.
Juan Lindo?
Boring.
Not Juan Lindo
himself.
A cover band.
Even worse!
It -- It could be fun, Vic.
Uh, right, Abuela?
You'll have so much fun
greeting guests, serving food,
and you'll both join me
for a special dance
at the end
of the party.
I'm very much looking
forward to that moment.
[ Deepened voice ]
So don't mess it up!
Okay?
Victor!
Valentino!
Andale, niños!
Hola, hola,
mi Don Jalapeño.
Chata! You look
b-b-beautiful.
Ay, thank you,
Chambelan.
Victor, Valentino,
I need your help
loading the truck.
Hurry up, boys.
Ah, see you soon!
[ Groans ]
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Bird caws ]
Oh, uh, hi, Andres.
Yo.
'Sup.
Look a little overdressed
for my pool party tonight,
if you're coming
or whatever.
I thought Andres' party
was tomorrow.
We might.
Or whatever.
Would hate for you
to miss out and be...
stage 10 armadillos.
[ Laughter ]
Together:
Stage 10 armadillos?
What's that?
No idea.
Oh, that?
That's our inside joke
from last year's party.
Guess you had
to be there.
Inside!
-Cool.
-Not cool, Val!
If we don't go to that party
and catch the inside joke,
we'll be outcasts
for the whole year.
But Grandma's
quinta-quince.
We promised that we'd help
greet, serve food, and...
-The dance!
[ Both groan ]
Welcome to Grandma Chata's
Quinta-Quince.
Please give me everything
you'd like checked.
Here's your ticket.
Hey!
Smuggling your own
hot sauce is forbidden!
We'll be
checking this.
[ Sighs ]
Maybe we'll
get to go to
Andres' party
next year.
And be stage 11
armadillos or jaguars
or whatever the inside joke
we miss this year?
Hola, niños.
Are you ready
to party?
Yes, Abuela.
And dance?
Yes, Abuela.
And smile?
Yes, Abuela.
Hold on, niños.
Something's
not right here.
My abuela sense
is tingling!
Don Jalapeño!
Yes, Chata?
Maria Teresa's wearing
a tiara, isn't she?
How did you know?
She always tries
to upstage me.
This is
my day, Don!
Say no more, Chata.
Uh-huh. So, anyways,
they had said to me --
Maria Teresa, you know
this is not appropriate.
Hmph!
Ugh. Whatever.
Anyway, so they were
saying to me --
Ay, looks like most
of the guests are here.
Make sure you serve
dinner at 7:00, okay?
Yes, Abuela.
[ Watch beeping, notes playing ]
[ Wind whooshes ]
[ Grunts ]
Sal!
Hey, little buddies!
Am I late for
the quinceañera?
I just came from
the bowling tournament.
But that bowling tournament
is clear across town.
Yeah. I rode in
on the wind.
I got this magic flute
right here.
I just imagine where I want
to go, I play some notes,
and suddenly,
I'm there, man.
Cool!
Yeah, we'll need to get
our hands on that.
I mean, you'll need to check
that along with your coat.
Sure!
Just don't mess around
with this flute.
It's powerful
stuff, man.
Minor notes can have
major consequences.
Also I'm taking it to
a concert right after this,
so I'll need it
in one piece.
See you dudes in there.
Oh, no, Vic.
I know what you're thinking.
We can finally see that hidden
skate park in the jungle?
No! I meant using
the flute to be
at both
parties at once.
Ohh.
That's pretty good.
I hadn't thought of that.
We promised Grandma we would
greet guests, serve food,
and dance her
special dance, though.
No more guests to greet,
and we don't serve food
for an hour.
I'm still not sold.
You'll be able
to eat twice.
Sold.
We'll drop by the party,
catch the inside joke,
and we'll be back
to serve food.
Give it here.
I'm better at woodwind.
Yeah, right.
Check this out.
[ Flute plays ]
[ Wind whooshes ]
[ Elephant trumpets ]
[ Wind whooshes ]
Oops.
Wrong place.
Stop clowning around
like a fool.
[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]
[ Plate clatters ]
Where are we?
The party!
First we got to ditch these
dress suits for swimsuits.
Follow me.
We got to get inside
these jokes.
Guillermo, is that
an inflatable pool toy?
Yes.
[ Inhales deeply ]
Ayy, this party's
blowing up.
[ Laughs awkwardly ]
Great joke.
Let's just keep
that an...inside joke.
Yeah, okay.
[ Inhales deeply ]
Oh, Chata.
Shouldn't your special boys
be serving food by now?
Looks like they abandoned
their post, if you ask me.
Well, I didn't ask you,
and they are probably
using the baño
to wash
their hands first.
Mm-hmm.
[ Watch beeping ]
Oh, man! We're gonna
be late to serve food!
But we don't have
an inside joke yet.
Excuse me.
Coming through.
Aah!
[ Flute plays ]
Valentino? Victor?
Where are you two?
We're right here, Grandma.
Oh, good.
I thought you were
somewhere else.
Nope. Right here
the whole time.
Uh, r-ready for us
to serve?
Yes. Guests are seating
themselves and...
Ooh, the band
is setting up.
And don't forget
about my special dance.
See? I told you nothing
bad would happen.
[ Thudding ]
Okay, Val.
Let's just serve this up
buffet-style
and get out of here.
Vic, if we're gonna do this,
we're gonna do it right.
♪♪
-Ooh.
-What?
Party time.
[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]
Okay. One hour
until Grandma's dance.
Hey. Instead of waiting
for the inside joke to happen,
we should
make it happen.
Watch this.
-Pass me a drink.
-Attention, everybody.
[ Gulping ]
Cola slam-ola!
Eh, eh?
Hey, that was the last
of the cola.
Attention!
Cannonball-entino!
Ugh! That was rude,
Valentino.
Oh! Did someone
fall in the pool?
I'll save you.
Man, we're never gonna get
inside these jokes.
And I think our attempts
are annoying everybody.
Maybe we can't
be outrageous,
but we need something
outrageous to happen!
What would
impress Andres?
Give me that.
[ Flute plays ]
[ Elephant trumpets ]
Hey, Andres.
We got you
a little surprise.
Cool.
Gracias.
Thank you.
We have one more song,
and then we ask you
to please clear the dance floor
for Chata's special dance.
Where are my boys?
Whoa.
Whoo!
Yeah!
[ Laughter ]
Nose dive!
Right, Andres?
Nose? Dive? Heh.
Whoa. Can't force
the inside joke, man.
You got to let it
come to you.
[ Watch beeping ]
Victor!
We're gonna be late!
[ Flute plays ]
Wait, wait.
The inside joke!
Okay. Is time
for Chata's special dance
with her grandsons.
W-Where are you, niños?
[ Water splashing ]
Ay!
-Abuela! Abuela!
Boys, what have
you done?
Ha, ha, n-nothing.
Just a little
late, Abuela.
A-And now we're here
for your dance.
[ Elephant trumpets ]
What did we do?
[ All shouting ]
What's happening?
[ All shouting ]
You boys ruined
my quinta-quince...
We're sorry, Abuela.
Uh, there was a pool party
we didn't want to miss.
[ Sobbing ] I can't
believe you niños.
I do so much for you.
Now I have to wait
another 15 years.
Chata! Chata!
You boys should be ashamed
of yourselves.
We really screwed up.
We missed
the inside joke,
and we let
our grandma down.
Boys! Boys, I need
my coat and flute.
I have a Juan Lindo concert
I need to go to.
I'm the head
of his fan club.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Yeah. Let's do it.
We'll be
right back, sir.
[ Groans ]
I'm never on time
for anything.
[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]
[ Sobs ]
Looks like this party's
a real wash, huh, Chata?
My kids would have done
something sweet
and special
for me, like --
Oh!
Excuse me, sir.
I have to sing a song
for a special dance.
Juan Lindo?
All: Juan Lindo?
Juan Lindo?
Abuela, can we have
this special dance?
Of course,
my sweet boys.
How'd those little niños
get Juan Lindo?
♪ Cuando yo te vi crecer ♪
♪♪
♪ Ya ti ta llenates
mi vida con dolor ♪
♪ Y mira que cuando
yo pienso en ti ♪
Well, I wouldn't
have picked that song
for my quince--
[ Elephant trumpets ]
Aah!
♪ Me quitas el Dolor! ♪
Vic, Val!
Check it out!
[ Gasping ]
It's the new
inside joke!
Elephant Dance!
Oy, oy, oy.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, boys. This quince
is fantastic!
It has dancing,
Juan Lindo,
and most important,
my two favorite niños.
Thank you.
-You're welcome, Abuela.
Ah, there's my magic flute.
Come on, little buddy.
Let's go ride the wind.
[ Flute plays, wind whooshes ]
♪♪
[ Both laughing ]