[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪
[ Roars ]
- Whoa!
♪
[ Chuckles ]
♪
[ Up-tempo music plays, laughter ]
Hmm...
No troublemakers, eh?
[ Chuckles ] Just you wait, Donny J.
Just you wait.
Reynaldo: [ Laughs ]
Can't catch me, Reynalda!
Oh, yes, I can, Reynaldo!
Hey! No running!
Aah!
Okay, Don Jalapeño.
Ah! Can't catch me, Reynalda!
Uh! Yes, I can, Reynaldo! [ Laughs ]
[ Sighs ] Lake patrol isn't an easy job,
pero somebody's got to do it, right?
[ Chuckles ]
You just got a big shipment back at the shop!
Aye!
I'll deal with it after lake patrol.
Just have them leave it, Xochi!
You gotta sign for it!
Well, did you try to --
They wouldn't let me sign for it.
Well, did you tell them about --
Yeah, they know about lake patrol, dad.
Come sign for it already!
I told them I was busy today.
Now I gotta find a replacement.
Nobody respects lake patrol!
♪
No.
Girl: Whoo-hoo!
Forget it.
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Ay!
♪
Nothing feels quite like the third coat of sunscreen!
Don Jalapeño: Responsible...
Hmm.
Does anybody else need some?
It's SPF 3250!
Considerate...
Valentino, something's come up,
and I need you to cover my duties as Lake Patrol.
I trust you above all these hooligans!
[ Gasps ] You do?
Well, the candidate pool isn't the biggest...
Oh...
It's not a big deal.
Just make sure everyone follows the rules, huh?
No littering, no loud noises, no poaching.
You get the idea.
Great! You don't have to worry, Don!
I swear to uphold the rules of the lake by the power --
Right, right, right, right.
Uhh, just enforce the rules, and everything will be fine!
Ooh, I'd better go get changed!
[ Laughter ]
♪
Hmm.
[ Music volume increases ]
Valentino: Excuse me. Excuse me!
What do you want?
[ Up-tempo music plays on radio ]
Ma'am, are you aware of how loud
you are playing this device?
Hey, look!
Don said this volume level was fine, okay!
Oh, is that right?
I'll be the judge of that.
[ Music continues ]
Mm-hmm, okay, ma'am, here's the situation.
I'm afraid you've been playing this auditory device
above approved levels.
This is ridiculous!
Ma'am, don't get cute with me, okay?
I don't make the rules.
Who do you think you are?
Valentino.
Temporary Lake Patrol.
♪
Gustavo: Aah!
[ Screaming ]
[ Gasps ]
Help! Help!
Sir! Sir! Okay, first off, eyes on me.
Now, second, calm down.
And, third, I'm gonna need you to obey that sign!
Can you read that sign?
♪
Thanks, Val!
I almost drown-ded!
Worse.
You almost got a ticket.
♪
[ Slurps ] Ahh!
[ Gasps ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Burps ]
Are you aware of the littering laws on the lake?
Ehh.
You just earned yourself a citation.
♪
Who do you think you are? Huh?
Valentino. Temporary lake patrol!
Oops. I thought you were a trash can!
Oh, you're rackin' 'em up now, aren't ya?
You're lookin' at jail time!
♪
Ow!
[ Laughs ]
Stop resisting!
♪
Young man!
♪
Stand down!
♪
Don't..
you dare.
♪
[ Gasps ]
♪
You know, I was trying to be nice,
but it's obvious Sergeant Jalapeño
is gonna have to deal with you.
Alright, who's next?
Huh?
[ Birds squawking ]
♪
That bird baggin' poacher!
Hang tight, little buddies!
Valentino's on the scene!
♪
Just as I suspected.
Environmentally protected herons.
♪
Go on now, flee!
And never return to the scene of the crime!
Speaking of which...
♪
A hostage!
Not on my lake patrol!
[ Grunts ]
[ Door creaks ]
Oh, are you kidding me?
What kind of criminal mastermind leaves their door unlocked!
Well, would you look at this.
Only a sick, criminal mind
would cage such a majestic creature.
[ Door handle rattles ]
♪
[ Bird squawks ]
Shh.
♪
Valentino: Sergeant Jalapeño!
Lake patrol Valentino reporting!
I've apprehended a poacher, sir!
You did what?
I dragged this bird-bagger over here for questioning.
Ondina is not a poacher!
She is the biggest conservationist
in Monte Macabre!
I saw her poaching with my own two eyes.
Go ahead, criminal, tell him!
Like I've been telling you, I wasn't poaching them!
I was bringing them in for a medical check-up!
They are important predators to the lake's ecosystem.
Without them, everyone is in danger!
Danger from what?
Ah! Slow down, Reynalda.
You're going too fast!
Oh! I'm going swimming!
C'mon, Reynaldo!
Swimming?
Whoo!
Wait for me!
[ Both laugh ]
♪
Ouch!
Did you just bite me, Reynaldo?
Oh! Did I?
Oh no! Am I bad person?
♪
Ah, mean fishy!
Piranhas!
♪
Piranhas!
[ All screaming ]
I'll go evacuate the lake.
Valentino, you go help Ondina get what she needs
to stop the piranhas!
♪
[ All screaming ]
♪
Aww.
I think you'd make an excellent pet.
Aah!
Oh, how cute!
Aah!
[ All screaming ]
Finally some peace and quiet.
♪
So, what's the plan, perp?
Take these to the lake
and trap as many piranhas as you can.
Okay, okay.
But I got my eye on you.
♪
Is everybody on shore and safe?
Of course.
I mean, who'd be dumb enough to still be out there?
♪
Aah!
♪
[ Grunts ]
♪
[ Both scream ]
♪
[ Both gasp ]
♪
Ohh!
♪
Listen up, citizen.
Uh, I-I mean, uh... Ondina.
Sorry I didn't take the time to understand you
before jumping to conclusions.
I was so sure I was right.
I understand.
And thank you for helping me make things right.
By the way, where did you get this thing?
Oh, I designed and built her to help the herons
on their migratory flights.
I've know those birds since they were hatchlings!
Ahh, that's amazing!
Building things and working with animals
really helps me center myself.
Maybe you need something like that.
Who knows? In the future,
you might end up more like your peaceful brother over here.
You know me...
so peaceful.
Hope we meet again, Valentino.
♪