- Whoa!
Mis Nietos will need their energy today.
Why, Grandma?
It is Senior Day,
and I have volunteered you both
to spend time with senior citizens.
Are you serious, abuela?
I, for one, love the elderly!
Ah, they're full of wisdom, life experience,
and ancient secrets.
Yeah, the secrets to being old, cranky, and old.
Ohhhhhh!
Well, sounds like you don't want to know
what life is like past 9 years old.
Mm, I want to go to the old folks home now.
Yup.
See? It's not that bad.
Well, well, well.
Chata's grandsons.
I've been expecting you.
Everyone, gather round!
Welcome to Dusty Meadows!
We are so excited to have you kids here today!
I'm Chief Nurse Camilla,
and you'll have the pleasure
of being paired with a senior today.
And if your company pleases them,
you'll be rewarded with a special friendship sticker.
An upside-down butt sticker? I'm in!
But no boring old person for me, thank you.
I want to hang out with a magician,
or a stunt man, or a...
criminal!
Sofia for you,
Charlene and Pineapple will be with the twins.
Guillermo, you have Hans.
Migulito, you get Barold.
And that leaves Old Man Teo.
Any takers?
No one's ever gotten a sticker from Old Man Teo.
He hates fun.
He's an awful monster with a hot temper.
Oh, come on!
I'm sure he's not that bad.
You just have to get to know him.
Old Man Teo?
He's is that bad.
He's the oldest, crankiest man in all of Monte Macabre!
He has a million winkles, hates kids,
and I heard he bit a kid's finger clean off.
Aah!
Sounds like the perfect match for you, Val.
that I earned the title "the BOOMER-ANG."
The elderly just can't get enough.
They always come back for more Valentino.
Okay. It's your fingers.
So, uh... Sofia,
did you ever do anything cool before you got old?
Like wrestle, join a biker gang,
stab anyone with a non-lethal object?
Hello?
Aah!
What's that, Mijo?
You must want candy.
Here you go.
This one's for you.
And if you're a very, very good boy,
you just might get another...
by the end of...
the day...
Teo is just this way.
We provide him special accommodations
so he doesn't bother the other residents.
Now, are you sure you want to spend the day with Old Man Teo?
He's quite a handful.
Mm-hmm.
Ohh.
Watch them digits, and good luck, kid.
Uh...
Hello?
What do you want?
Um...
Hewwo, Mr. Teo!
I'm Vawentino!
How are we doing today?
We were doing just fine
until you interrupted our day.
Uh, what?
I'm here to make friends for the day, ol' buddy!
I'm not your buddy.
Well, not yet, you kidder!
We have to get to know each other a little bit.
Oh, I have so many activities planned!
Now that was funny.
It's okay, Val.
The elderly love you.
So, Teo, what was it like when you were younger?
Same as now.
Favorite color?
None.
Any interesting stories you look fondly back on?
No. I'm hungry.
Oh, must be lunchtime!
What's on the menu today?
Something I don't want.
I want sopa de fideo.
They never have it.
Well, maybe you don't have to eat what they're serving today.
I consider myself somewhat of a chef!
I'll be right back.
Don't you move that tushy!
Mwah!
Ding dong! One piping hot sopa de fideo!
Bon appetit!
Ah.
Look, you old crypt keeper!
I've done everything for you.
The least you could do is eat the soup,
and appreciate it!
No wonder no one wants to be around you!
You think you can talk to me like that?
Uh...
Now that's more like it, muchacho!
Everyone in this place talks to me like I'm a baby!
You're the only one that treated me
with enough respect to give it to me straight!
Now, you wanna hear stories?
I created fire, thousands of years ago.
And with my crown of flames, I passed on that flame,
one by one, to every human on Earth.
Uh-huh...
Ay, ay, ay.
I knew you wouldn't believe me.
You're just like all the others.
Well, it doesn't matter now.
That bruja Camilla took my crown away from me,
along with my dignity.
No, I believe you.
Umm...
If you think it's still around,
why don't we get that crown back?
Okay, your turn, Sofia.
How do I look?
Perfect!
Attention, nurses, pan dulce in the break room.
There is pan dulce in the break room!
There!
Aww, all gone.
We never get there in time.
Teo!
Come away from the crown, buddy.
You know it's too dangerous for you!
Says you!
Put it on, Valentino!
Don't! He doesn't know what he's talking about!
Yes, I do!
Don't!
Do it.
Don't!
Be a good boy, Teo,
and put the crown back!
You don't want to be bad, do you?
Are you gonna be a bad boy or a good boy?
Do it!
He's going to be a bad boy!
Teo!
- Whoo-hoo!
Yeah! Ha! Ha!
That was --
Oh no, Teo, are you --?
Ohh! My back!
Here you go, Teo.
Now that's what I am taking about.
It was all in the crown.
Oh, that's the best ride I've had in a long while.
I needed that.
Here's a little something
for putting some respect on my name.
No way!
Val got a sticker!
Yeah! How about you, Vic?
I got that covered.
You are in so much trouble!