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[ Both laughing ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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Ah. Good morning, tea.
Good morning slippers!

4
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And the best part about
a good morning -- no Victor.

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Yeah!
Vic in the morning!

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[ Sighs ]
Why, Vic? Why?

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Because it's
my day off.

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I got a whole list of fun
and awesome things planned --

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all leading up to a big game
of Capture the Flag Football.

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Uh, which one?

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Ugh. Never mind.

12
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That's what
I thought.

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So, when you're busy
doing lame stuff,

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just think of me,
doing awesome stuff.

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Today's gonna be perfect.
Nothing's gonna stand in my way.

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Hi, Victor.

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Ah! Charlene.

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Check this out.

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My new perfume,
Numero Nueve!

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Want to smell it?

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[ Coughs ]

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So, I was wondering,

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do you want to
hang out today?

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[ Coughs ]

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Hmm, let me see.

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Nope.
Not on here.

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Maybe it's because
this list isn't called

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"Victor's Worst
Nightmares!"

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I got my own
plans today.

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Okay.

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Excuse me, sir!

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Hey!

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You stink, boy.

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And what is wrong with your --

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Hook me up with one of
your finest nutterdoodles,

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and I'll send this money
airplane your way.

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We do not have
any nutterdoodles.

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But you got a whole box
right there.

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Those are reserved.

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Reserved?
For who?

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Charlene.
They are her favorite.

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Ugh.
Charlene.

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Okay, next best thing.

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I'll go with a Whattachew,
or some Sour Orphans.

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No, you won't.

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All candy is reserved
for Charlene.

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You really gonna do me
like this, Don?

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Well, if you want
some candy,

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you can have some
from the top shelf.

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Top shelf!
That must be the good stuff.

51
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Actually, no.

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It's so bad
we put it up there

53
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so no one
has to look at it.

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Here.

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♪

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Hi, Victor.

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Ahhh!
Demon witch!

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Oh! You're so sweet!

59
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Hey! I got
some more perfume.

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Tell me if this
smells good.

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Ahhh!

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So, do you want to
hang out with me now?

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I told you no,
Charlene!

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Not after
what you've done.

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I didn't do anything...

66
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yet!

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Just get out
of here.

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I'm sick of
looking at you.

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Okay.

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Okay, minor setback.

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Still got a ton of other awesome
and cool things to do.

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♪

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♪

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[ Gasps ]

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♪

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Aah!

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[ Crowd cheers ]

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[ Whistles ]

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Aah!

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[ Sighs ]

81
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Hey, Vic. Have you seen
Charlene, by any chance?

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Char...

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Charlene?

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Charlene!

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Never mind.

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My whole rotten stupid day
has been ruined by --

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Hi, Vic.

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But I didn't --

89
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No! I know what
you're gonna do!

90
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You're gonna spray me
with some stinky perfume,

91
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and then ask me
to hang out!

92
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I wasn't gonna do that.

93
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By the way,
smell my new perfume!

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Aah!

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Stop ruining
my life!

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Hmm.

97
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One ticket for "Charlene's
Home Movies," please.

98
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Oh, man!
My luck must be changing.

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Everyone's here to play
Capture the Flag Football.

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Oof.

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Oh. Hey, Don.

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Hmph!

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Wait a minute.

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Why is everyone
dressed like...

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All [Sing-songy]:

106
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We are all Charlene.

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...like Don.

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Wait. No.
That's not it.

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♪

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Oh heck no!

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Charlene!

112
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You're finally here!

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I don't know what you're up to,
Charlene,

114
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but something funky's
going on today,

115
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and it's got your stink
all over it.

116
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You aren't here because of
your irresistible love for me?

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Heck no!
What are you up to?

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Well...

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I was kind of making this love
potion, but it wasn't working.

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I sort of made it stronger,
and stronger...

121
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and it spread through,
the town making everyone

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insanely obsessed
with me.

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That's messed up.

124
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But for such immunity
to my potion

125
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you must really
hate me, Victor.

126
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That's right.
I'm Charlene-proof.

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[ Both yell ]

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Hide!

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♪

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Charlene.

131
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Val. You, too?

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Grab all of Charlene's things,
and bring it to the shrine.

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Yes, sir!

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♪

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Ugh. Gross.

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Even my brother's
obsessed with you.

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You've got to stop this,
Charlene.

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Without my grandpa's obsidian
mirror he just took,

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I won't be able to create
a reversal spell.

140
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So, we just have to get
that obsidian mirror back, huh?

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Looks like I will get that game
of Capture the Flag Football.

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Which one?

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♪

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Good Charlene to you,
sister.

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And a good Charlene
to you, too!

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Say, do you happen to have
any more Charlene Masks?

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I'm sorry. We only
have Charlene masks.

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Oh. Darn.

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Why do we got to wear
this stuff again?

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[ Muffled speech ]

151
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It's so no one
recognizes me.

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Val:
We are Charlene!

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Charlene is all!

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[ Muffled speech ]

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Who among us has yet to feel
the power of Charlene?

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Drag your meaningless
self up,

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and touch upon the sacred idol
of Charlene!

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Then, and only then...

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...can you fill the Charlene
shaped hole in your heart.

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Ugh! I can't believe
I got to say this.

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I need to fill the hole
in my heart.

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Come, worthless one.
Come!

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Now, place your hands
upon the sacred idol.

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Now, everyone close your eyes,
and repeat after me.

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We are
the gap-toothed.

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All:
We are the gap-toothed!

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We are
the straight bangs.

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We are
the straight bangs.

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Now, friends,
open your eyes.

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We now have another
proud member of --

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[ Gasps ]

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[ All gasp ]

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He is badly attempting
to steal the idol!

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Dang it!
Why is this thing so heavy?

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[ Muffled speech ]

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Speak up, Charlene!

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Just grab the jaw!

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Hey, it's the real
Charlene.

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Uh-oh.

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You dare to defy
the Order of Charlene?

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You will waste away
in a pit of despair

182
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without the
bright light of --

183
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Vic!

184
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Grab my hand!

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Gotcha.

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[ Giggles ]

187
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Thank you, Victor.

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[ Both yell ]

189
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[ Both gasp ]

190
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Don't let this imposter
steal Charlene from us!

191
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Charlene!
I love you!

192
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We got to get you
somewhere safe.

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[ Grunts ]

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Time to play...

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Capture the Charlene
Football!

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♪

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Jump!
Dodge!

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Roll!
[ Chuckles ]

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What else you got?

200
00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,720
Uh-oh.

201
00:09:04,787 --> 00:09:06,221
Take this.

202
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:08,891
That's it?

203
00:09:08,958 --> 00:09:13,228
♪

204
00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:14,496
Smart move, Charlene.

205
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Thanks, Vic.

206
00:09:16,398 --> 00:09:18,000
Later, suckers.

207
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Too slow.

208
00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:24,473
Whoa!

209
00:09:24,573 --> 00:09:25,841
Huh?

210
00:09:27,076 --> 00:09:28,844
Charlene thief!

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[ Yells ]

212
00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,780
Charlene, hurry up
with that potion!

213
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I'm trying!

214
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We're here to save you,
oh faith-giver.

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00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,088
Hang on.

216
00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:42,958
Charlene.

217
00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:47,696
You're not capturing
my flag football!

218
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,299
Which one?

219
00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:52,134
[ Yells ]

220
00:09:53,335 --> 00:09:54,536
Charlene!
Hurry!

221
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:57,373
I just need
one more ingredient!

222
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Ow!

223
00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,109
There.

224
00:10:00,175 --> 00:10:03,212
I just have to finish
the circ-- Ah!

225
00:10:07,783 --> 00:10:09,985
This is all your fault,
Charlene!

226
00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:21,296
♪

227
00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,999
[ Confused muttering ]

228
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,970
It worked!

229
00:10:28,037 --> 00:10:29,805
What is all of this?

230
00:10:29,872 --> 00:10:31,874
I'm out of here.

231
00:10:31,974 --> 00:10:33,876
Yeah, I'm going home.

232
00:10:33,976 --> 00:10:35,511
Did I
chip a tooth?

233
00:10:35,577 --> 00:10:37,246
Thanks for
helping out, Vic.

234
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,815
Yeah, you know,
I was kind of annoyed at first,

235
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but in the end, it was
the best game

236
00:10:41,316 --> 00:10:43,085
of Capture the Flag Football
I ever played.

237
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,486
Really?

238
00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:45,721
Yep.

239
00:10:45,821 --> 00:10:47,990
Does that mean we can
hang out again soon?

240
00:10:48,057 --> 00:10:50,225
Uh...uh...

241
00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:51,660
Oh, no!
Look!

242
00:10:51,727 --> 00:10:53,062
Fire!

243
00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:55,864
[ Giggles ]

244
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:58,701
He didn't say "no."

245
00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:02,604
Hey!
I'm still up here!

246
00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:12,181
♪

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00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:19,188
♪