[ Both laughing ]
[ Chuckles ]
Ah. Good morning, tea. Good morning slippers!
And the best part about a good morning -- no Victor.
Yeah! Vic in the morning!
[ Sighs ] Why, Vic? Why?
Because it's my day off.
I got a whole list of fun and awesome things planned --
all leading up to a big game of Capture the Flag Football.
Uh, which one?
Ugh. Never mind.
That's what I thought.
So, when you're busy doing lame stuff,
just think of me, doing awesome stuff.
Today's gonna be perfect. Nothing's gonna stand in my way.
Hi, Victor.
Ah! Charlene.
Check this out.
My new perfume, Numero Nueve!
Want to smell it?
[ Coughs ]
So, I was wondering,
do you want to hang out today?
[ Coughs ]
Hmm, let me see.
Nope. Not on here.
Maybe it's because this list isn't called
"Victor's Worst Nightmares!"
I got my own plans today.
Okay.
Excuse me, sir!
Hey!
You stink, boy.
And what is wrong with your --
Hook me up with one of your finest nutterdoodles,
and I'll send this money airplane your way.
We do not have any nutterdoodles.
But you got a whole box right there.
Those are reserved.
Reserved? For who?
Charlene. They are her favorite.
Ugh. Charlene.
Okay, next best thing.
I'll go with a Whattachew, or some Sour Orphans.
No, you won't.
All candy is reserved for Charlene.
You really gonna do me like this, Don?
Well, if you want some candy,
you can have some from the top shelf.
Top shelf! That must be the good stuff.
Actually, no.
It's so bad we put it up there
so no one has to look at it.
Here.
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Hi, Victor.
Ahhh! Demon witch!
Oh! You're so sweet!
Hey! I got some more perfume.
Tell me if this smells good.
Ahhh!
So, do you want to hang out with me now?
I told you no, Charlene!
Not after what you've done.
I didn't do anything...
yet!
Just get out of here.
I'm sick of looking at you.
Okay.
Okay, minor setback.
Still got a ton of other awesome and cool things to do.
♪
[ Gasps ]
♪
Aah!
[ Crowd cheers ]
[ Whistles ]
Aah!
[ Sighs ]
Hey, Vic. Have you seen Charlene, by any chance?
Char...
Charlene?
Charlene!
Never mind.
My whole rotten stupid day has been ruined by --
Hi, Vic.
But I didn't --
No! I know what you're gonna do!
You're gonna spray me with some stinky perfume,
and then ask me to hang out!
I wasn't gonna do that.
By the way, smell my new perfume!
Aah!
Stop ruining my life!
Hmm.
One ticket for "Charlene's Home Movies," please.
Oh, man! My luck must be changing.
Everyone's here to play Capture the Flag Football.
Oof.
Oh. Hey, Don.
Hmph!
Wait a minute.
Why is everyone dressed like...
All [Sing-songy]:
We are all Charlene.
...like Don.
Wait. No. That's not it.
♪
Oh heck no!
Charlene!
You're finally here!
I don't know what you're up to, Charlene,
but something funky's going on today,
and it's got your stink all over it.
You aren't here because of your irresistible love for me?
Heck no! What are you up to?
Well...
I was kind of making this love potion, but it wasn't working.
I sort of made it stronger, and stronger...
and it spread through, the town making everyone
insanely obsessed with me.
That's messed up.
But for such immunity to my potion
you must really hate me, Victor.
That's right. I'm Charlene-proof.
[ Both yell ]
Hide!
♪
Charlene.
Val. You, too?
Grab all of Charlene's things, and bring it to the shrine.
Yes, sir!
♪
Ugh. Gross.
Even my brother's obsessed with you.
You've got to stop this, Charlene.
Without my grandpa's obsidian mirror he just took,
I won't be able to create a reversal spell.
So, we just have to get that obsidian mirror back, huh?
Looks like I will get that game of Capture the Flag Football.
Which one?
♪
Good Charlene to you, sister.
And a good Charlene to you, too!
Say, do you happen to have any more Charlene Masks?
I'm sorry. We only have Charlene masks.
Oh. Darn.
Why do we got to wear this stuff again?
[ Muffled speech ]
It's so no one recognizes me.
Val: We are Charlene!
Charlene is all!
[ Muffled speech ]
Who among us has yet to feel the power of Charlene?
Drag your meaningless self up,
and touch upon the sacred idol of Charlene!
Then, and only then...
...can you fill the Charlene shaped hole in your heart.
Ugh! I can't believe I got to say this.
I need to fill the hole in my heart.
Come, worthless one. Come!
Now, place your hands upon the sacred idol.
Now, everyone close your eyes, and repeat after me.
We are the gap-toothed.
All: We are the gap-toothed!
We are the straight bangs.
Now, friends, open your eyes.
We now have another proud member of --
[ Gasps ]
[ All gasp ]
He is badly attempting to steal the idol!
Dang it! Why is this thing so heavy?
[ Muffled speech ]
Speak up, Charlene!
Just grab the jaw!
Hey, it's the real Charlene.
Uh-oh.
You dare to defy the Order of Charlene?
You will waste away in a pit of despair
without the bright light of --
Vic!
Grab my hand!
Gotcha.
[ Giggles ]
Thank you, Victor.
[ Both yell ]
[ Both gasp ]
Don't let this imposter steal Charlene from us!
Charlene! I love you!
We got to get you somewhere safe.
[ Grunts ]
Time to play...
Capture the Charlene Football!
♪
Jump! Dodge!
Roll! [ Chuckles ]
What else you got?
Uh-oh.
Take this.
That's it?
♪
Smart move, Charlene.
Thanks, Vic.
Later, suckers.
Too slow.
Whoa!
Huh?
Charlene thief!
[ Yells ]
Charlene, hurry up with that potion!
I'm trying!
We're here to save you, oh faith-giver.
Hang on.
Charlene.
You're not capturing my flag football!
Which one?
[ Yells ]
Charlene! Hurry!
I just need one more ingredient!
Ow!
There.
I just have to finish the circ-- Ah!
This is all your fault, Charlene!
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[ Confused muttering ]
It worked!
What is all of this?
I'm out of here.
Yeah, I'm going home.
Did I chip a tooth?
Thanks for helping out, Vic.
Yeah, you know, I was kind of annoyed at first,
but in the end, it was the best game
of Capture the Flag Football I ever played.
Really?
Yep.
Does that mean we can hang out again soon?
Uh...uh...
Oh, no! Look!
Fire!
[ Giggles ]
He didn't say "no."
Hey! I'm still up here!
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