[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
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[ Roars ]
- Whoa!
♪
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Whistle blowing ]
♪
Cannonballentino!
Come on in, Victor!
The water's great!
[ Laughter ]
Hurry it up man, or you're gonna miss the big swim race!
I'm gonna stay here and work on my tan.
What's the matter?
Can't swim?
No. I'm a fantastic swimmer.
Then get in here without all your little toys.
Nyeh! Fine!
But I'm keeping these.
They're stylish.
Aaaahh!
[ Grunting ]
I'm just resting, I swear.
[ Whistle blows ]
C'mon, Vic, race me!
[ Laughter ]
[ Grunting ]
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[ Inhales sharply ]
[ Grunting ]
♪
Aah! Eh!
♪
Huh?
Aah!
♪
Aah! [ Breathing heavily ]
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Uh...
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Aah!
♪
Are you okay?
Did you just save my life?
I didn't need that!
Oh yeah?
Well then what was all this about?
[ Yelling ]
But I promise I was the only witness.
Why would you put yourself in danger like that?
[ Sighs ]
Maybe my swimming needs a little work...
But I can't let them know that.
I'd be a laughing stock!
They'd call me swimbad, above ground fool,
Victor the Sinker, they'd treat me like a total freak.
You wouldn't understand.
I've been called a freak...
a monster, and a foul beast.
You're the first human to not run away from me.
Why would people run?
I was born different.
You wouldn't understand.
Tooootally understand.
But, why would people run, though?
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[ Sighs ]
Woahhh!
You have a tail!
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Awesome!
You must be the greatest swimmer around!
You gotta train me to swim like you so I can beat everyone!
Can I call you coach?
Please please please please please?
Pleeeease?
Okay, okay, how can I refuse?
Yes! You can just call me Lana.
Victor!
Wah!
Aah!
[ Chuckles ]
I'm ready.
Come on, boy! Come to me!
You can do it, baby!
Come on, Victor!
Come on, boy!
Ahh... Ah! Oh? Ah! [ Chuckles ]
Ah!
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[ Grunting ]
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Huh?!
Never mind.
[ Grunting ]
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
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[ Breathing raggedly ]
The re-match is gonna start and I still can't swim!
I caaaan't!
[ Groans ]
I just want to swim like you!
Swimming takes time, Victor.
And you've only been training for about...
an hour now.
Don't you know of any shortcuts?!
I do know of a short cut...
but I don't know if you'll like it.
Puh-leeeease?
Only if you're...sure?
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Woahhh. Yesssss!
♪
Victor! You're doing it!
I'm swimming? I'm swimming!
I'm doing it!
Watch this!
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[ Gasps ]
Time to crush my enemies!
Step aside, everyone!
Winner coming through.
No time to sign autographs for any of you losers.
Wow, Vic! You're swimming on your own.
Of course, Valentino, I've been practicing...
And definitely didn't take any shortcuts whatsoever.
[ Whistle blows ]
First!
Uh huh, that's right!
Winner coming through!
You're welcome!
What the heck did you do, Victor?
Hmmmm...
Lana!
I'm done with this stupid swimming thing.
I'll take my legs back, please.
Lana: I should thank you, Victor.
Say what now?
With your legs...
no one will pick on me, or call me a freak ever again.
[ Gasps ] You stole my legs!?
Well, I wouldn't call it "stealing", more like a trade!
You got what you wanted.
And so did I!
Ooh, I can't wait to meet people and see the town!
Wait!
[ Grunting ]
I'll never catch up.
I'm gonna need someone with a pair of strong, thick legs.
Hey Vaaaal, I know this is gonna come as a shock,
but I have a confession to make.
I already know you cheated, Victor.
Hey! Don't be so quick to judge!
But yeaaah, yeah, you got me.
Also, I'm a mermaid now!
My legs got stoled and I need you to help me get 'em back.
[ Gasps ]
[ Shudders ]
I'm disgusted, but also intrigued.
Wait. Nope, nuh-uh,
I'm in the middle of this book, I am not helping you this time.
But Vaaaal, I need my leeeegsss!
I'll cover your shift at the stand!
I'm listening...
I'll do your chores for a week!
Better.
I'll organize your coin collection!
Okay, you are not touching those.
But you can polish them under my supervision.
Okay, let's get moving.
[ Humming ]
[ Laughs ]
What have I told you boys about --
Oh!
[ Sparkle! ]
You look like a well-fed man.
I've never had produce before...
Do you have any recommendations?
Why, yes, of course!
Allow me to give you the tour!
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I'm so sorry, I forgot to kid's legs -- I mean!
Pbl-bl-bl-bl! Uh, get eggs! Yes! Ha ha!
That's right...
Kid's legs?!
Ohhhh, you're right, I'm an adult!
I need adult legs!
N-no, no, no, no, no!
I mean, those are fine legs you've got there.
[ Chuckles ] No...
Aah!
Ah! Help! Auxilio!
My legs have become scrawny and useless!
Hey!
Those are perfectly good and beautiful legs!
Give 'em back!
Where's Lana?
Mm! Happy anniversary.
Both: Ahh...
[ Screaming ]
Hiiii! [ Chuckles ]
I couldn't help but notice -- [ Grunts ]
that we all have human legs! [ Chuckles ]
What are the chances?
Crazy, am I right? [ Chuckles ]
Yuck!
[ Retching ]
Go back to the dump you came from, freak!
Freak?
You shouldn't call people mean things!
You might cause permanent damage!
[ Screaming ]
[ Grunting ]
Give us back our legs!
You don't deserve 'em!
They belong to me now, land dweller!
Stop looking at me!
Turn away!
Get away from me! Leave me alone!
Back up! Or else!
Hold on!
Do you hear something?
[ Screaming ]
[ Grunting ]
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Both: Oh no!
Those are my legs!
But you're wearing my legs!
What do we do?
Agh! You guys got the same legs!
[ Screaming ]
I think I know where she might be...
[ Crying ]
Ah-Ha!
Criminals always return to the scene of the crime!
Go away!
You stop crying!
Gimme my legs!
You wanted the shortcut, well, this is it!
You think maybe we both got carried away...?
I don't know.
I guess.
But I'm still a freak.
I don't know, Lana, I think the town got your point.
Besides, I've never thought of you as a freak.
I would've never called you bass-butt, fish-breath,
gilly, tail-rot, cod-bod...
Alright! I get it, Victor.
Can I still be your swim coach?
Definitely.
No short-cuts.
My legs!
Thanks for giving them back, Lana.
Gracias, Victor.
Uh, excuse me Lana!
Fresh produce delivery.
Oh, thank you, Don!
And, uh, thank you for letting me keep my legs!
[ Chuckles ] Aah!
[ Laughter ]
Hey! What are you two laughing at?
Oh uh, definitely not you, Lana!
[ Panting ]
[ Laughter ]
Victor: Alrighttt, yeahhh!
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