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[ Both laughing ]

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[ Bang! ]

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[ Both grunt ]

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♪

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[ Roars ]

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- Whoa!

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♪

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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♪

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Gather around, everyone.

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It's time to give Huitzi
his birthday present

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to thank him for
all the good luck and prosperity

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he gave us through the year,

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and especially for putting me

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on my recent Suerte
winning streak,

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which has made Maria Teresa
very unhappy.

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Luck?
Oh, boy, this is silly.

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Shh, Val.
Enough of your negativity.

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I <i>need</i> Huitzi's luck to win
at Lizard Craft: Crypt Keeper.

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[ Scoffs ]

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Thank you, Huitzi.

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Huitzi, I offer you...

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[Gurgling]

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...my sweet, sweet
Selena Junior Junior.

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Thank you for
the meaningful gift, Victor.

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[ Huitzi trills ]

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Ugh, seriously?

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Please give her
a good home.

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Happy Birthday, Huitzi.

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I offer you
my favorite bug net.

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It used to be
my grandfather's,

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it was passed on to me,
and now it's yours.

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Thank you, Rosita.

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Huitzi appreciates
your heartfelt gift.

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I brought you
this special offering.

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What is this?
A light bulb?

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It is my beloved's
fifth eyeball.

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Since Huitzi
watches over us all,

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she thought it would be fitting
to watch him, as well.

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Ay, how thoughtful.

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I know.

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The depth of her selflessness
frightens me.

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Can't believe
I'm doing this.

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Here ya go, Huitzi.

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Happy Birthday.

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Wow, Val. Wait. Isn't that
that book you never read

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that sits on the floor
to prop up your wobbly desk?

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[ All gasp ]

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Valentino, you know the most
important part of this tradition

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is to give Huitzi something that
holds personal value for you.

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Personal value?

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To a bird?

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How does that even
make sense?

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This is superstitious
nonsense.

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How dare you question
Huitzi's powers.

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It's not too late, Val.
Just give him one of those

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weird jazz records
you care so much about.

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As if Huitzi would even begin
to understand

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the complexities
of modal jazz.

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You should be careful,
Valentino.

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If you do not respect
this tradition,

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you may have a terrible year
full of misfortune.

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Do you really believe
Huitzi has powers?

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He's just a bird.

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He can't tell if the gifts
are heartfelt or not.

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There's a reason
"bird-brain" isn't flattering.

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How can you say that?

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Just listen to Huitzi
admiring Guillermo's gift.

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[ Huitzi trilling ]

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He's just pecking at it
like any bird would.

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Victor:
Aw, look. He's appreciating

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my sweet, sweet
Selena Junior Junior.

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No, he probably just thinks
it's an oversized egg.

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And there's no logical reason
to give a hummingbird a bug net.

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Especially since it's about
80 times bigger

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than his whole body.

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He'll grow
into it, genius.

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I'm sure Huitzi
loves his new net.

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Birds don't use nets!!

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Did you just yell
at your abuela?

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Sorry, Grandma.

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I think you need
to think about your attitude.

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Clean up this mess.
It's the least you can do

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for Huitzi
on his special day.

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♪

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Valentino:
I can't believe this. [ Grunts ]

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Stupid bird.
Everyone's lost their minds.

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It's as if logic doesn't matter
to anyone but me.

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Oh. I didn't know a new business
had moved in here.

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Maybe I'll take
a little peek inside.

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Clear my head.

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Hello? Is that...?

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An authentic 19th century
penny-farthing?

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With the original tires.

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Oh, a fine patina on the pedals.

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Leather seat.

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And a traditional horn!

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I couldn't help
but notice you admiring

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this fine piece of total
garbage -- I mean fine antique.

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Yeah, I would love
to have one like this.

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What would it take
to cheat you out of --

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I mean
sell you this rarity?

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Uh... I-I really don't think
I can afford it.

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That's no problem.

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Huh?

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for stolen -- I mean
legally acquired items.

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I can bring in anything
to trade?

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Like, say, a quality bug net
or a functioning light bulb?

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Of course! As long
as they can't be traced --

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I mean can be appraised
to have a reasonable value.

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Victor:
I feel my luck changing.

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Thank you, Huitzi.

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Ah, so close.

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Come on. Come on.

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Yes!

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Hey, Vic.

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So, what do you think
of my vintage penny-farthing?

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Uh, I can't decide
if the front wheel is too big,

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or the back wheel
is too small.

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It's both, actually.

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That's what makes it
so special and unique.

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So. Where'd you get
the money for it?

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I didn't need money.

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Let's just say that someone
took some things

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that were given to somebody
that couldn't possibly use them

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and then traded them in
for something

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that someone else
could actually use.

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Right,
right, right, right...

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Good luck with
your plenty-barfing.

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[ Sighs ] Penny-farthing.

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[ Pinball machine dinging ]

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Back to my game.

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Was that a unicycle
with a training wheel?

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[ Kids conversing indistinctly ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Birds chirping, singing ]

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[ Bike horn honks ]

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Intermission already?

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Hi, Guillermo.

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Are you also going
to greet Ripley?

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Oh, hi, Ripley.
What are you guys up to?

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Just listening to
beautiful birdsong.

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Too bad
they suddenly stopped.

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Perhaps it's because you gave
Huitzi such a terrible gift.

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That's just a silly
superstition.

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The birds probably just left
to find some food.

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Oh, Ripley says that you have
a dark cloud of doom

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hanging over you.

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That's absurd.

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I can't believe everybody
in this town's

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fallen for
this load of hooey.

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♪

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[ Ducks quack ]

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Wow, what a find.

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Hi, Rosita,
what do you have there?

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It's a Hercules beetle.

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I can't believe
how lucky I am.

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I'm so glad Huitzi
liked my gift.

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Oh, I don't believe
in luck.

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Good things happen
with hard work,

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and bad things happen
when you're being careless.

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Hard work is important,

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but you shouldn't discount
the importance of random chance.

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That's nice,
but I make my own luck.

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[ Grunts, groans ]

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So you meant to fall?

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Huh?

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Well, I'm gonna add this fella
to my terrarium.

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Good luck
making your own luck.

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Thanks,
but I won't need it.

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Huh? That's strange.

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Where's my -- Huh?

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♪

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Maybe they...

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No, that's impossible.

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[ Birds chirping ]

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♪

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You're imagining things.

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♪

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Just calm down, Valentino.

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They're just normal crows
doing normal crow things.

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Crows cawing ]

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♪

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[ Gasps ]

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You went paint-balling
without me?

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♪

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[ Whimpers ]
Nice eagle...?

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[ Eagle screeching ]

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♪

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Valentino.

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You were pillow-fighting
without me?

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Valentino: Hey, Victor?

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Victor: Eh, say wah?

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C-Can we turn
on the night-light?

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Sure, whatever.

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Ow! That's not the night-light,
that's the light-light.

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I know this sounds crazy,
but I think

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that all the birds in town
might be out to get me.

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It's totally illogical, and I'm
probably just imagining things,

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but I just can't
shake this feeling.

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I don't know what to do.

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[ Snores,
mutters indistinctly ]

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It's fine.
I can't lose sight of logic.

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Just because I've experienced
some atypical birds

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doesn't mean all the birds
in town are out to get me.

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Aah!

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[ Crows cawing ]

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♪

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Why did it have to be
a murder of crows?

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Why couldn't it have been
a chattering of starlings

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or a charm of finches?

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00:09:01,383 --> 00:09:04,386
Whoa!

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00:09:04,453 --> 00:09:07,256
As a respected
amateur ornithologist,

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I insist you put me

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00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,826
d-o-o-o-o-w-w-w-w-n-n-n!

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00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,895
[ Yelling ]

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00:09:12,962 --> 00:09:18,834
♪

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[ Groans ]

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00:09:20,736 --> 00:09:23,505
♪

222
00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:24,506
My hat?

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[ Huitzi trilling ]

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00:09:27,242 --> 00:09:28,344
Valentino: And Huitzi?

225
00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:30,512
Uh...
This really isn't necessary.

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[ Grunts ]

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00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:35,084
♪

228
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Uh, hi, Huitzi...

229
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and friends?

230
00:09:39,421 --> 00:09:40,856
Oh, come on. You're --
You're not really

231
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that upset with me, are you?

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00:09:42,358 --> 00:09:44,426
If that pre-calculus book
wasn't to your liking,

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maybe you'd like my old
differential equations textbook.

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It was one
of my favorite subjects.

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[ Chuckles nervously ]

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Okay. Okay! I get it!
No more math books!

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Aah!

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00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:58,273
Huitzi, I'm sorry
for stealing your gifts!

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00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,476
I should have been more
respectful of your tradition.

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00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:03,545
Please give me another chance
to make it right.

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00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:07,449
♪

242
00:10:07,516 --> 00:10:08,717
Huitzi, I offer you

243
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:12,621
a cool but also outmoded
means of transportation.

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00:10:12,688 --> 00:10:14,690
Happy Birthday, Huitzi.

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00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:18,961
♪

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00:10:19,028 --> 00:10:21,163
[ Huitzi trills ]

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00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:22,231
[ Crows cawing ]

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00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,565
[ Gasps ]

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00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,901
♪

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00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:29,204
So, can I at least
have my hat back?

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00:10:30,973 --> 00:10:34,543
Right, right. Okay, well,
I'll see you at home then --

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Aah!

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00:10:38,647 --> 00:10:39,581
Ow.

254
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,051
Ohh. Ow.

255
00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:45,821
I thought that was supposed
to give me good luck!

256
00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:47,823
Chata:
Mark my words, Valentino.

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00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:50,826
This year, you'll be
a very lucky niño.

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00:10:50,893 --> 00:10:54,697
Yeah, lucky to be alive.

259
00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:56,398
Valentino.

260
00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:59,368
Did you go wrestling
without me?

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00:10:59,435 --> 00:11:02,604
[ Huitzi trills, laughs ]

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