- Whoa!
Hazlo otra vez!
Vámonos!
Whoo!
Go Amabel!
GO Adelitas!
Ah-de-li-tas!
Escaramuza!
Huh? Escape a rumba?
Whoo! Go Amabel!
Wait. Are you telling me you don't know
the history of Escaramuza?
Boy, oh, boy!
You're in for a treat.
Did you make...
trading cards?
Of figures of the socialist revolution?
Why, yes, I did!
I'm shopping around for a publisher.
The socialist revolution began when a dictator
rigged the presidential election
with the help of the "evil landowners."
Outraged, the country rebelled.
Of the rebels, perhaps the bravest were the Adelitas.
Today we honor their courage and equestrian skill
through the sport of Escaramuza.
Speaking of evil landowners...
It's the Pyro Ponies.
'Sup. 1910 called, they want their dresses back.
They're traditional!
Back off, Lupe, this is our practice.
Ay, that's cute.
No amount of practicing is gonna beat this.
Amabel!
Are you okay?
I think the horse stepped on my leg...
It's not as bad as it looks.
You'll be okay, but I don't think you'll be able
to compete this Friday.
No, you can't!
The Pyro Ponies are the antithesis
of everything Escaramuza!
They don't care about tradition.
They're -- They're -- They're evil landowners!
Without four girls, though, we'll have to forfeit.
Ah! I know!
Xochi can join the team!
Xochi here is an expert rider,
isn't that right, Xochi?
Really? Aren't you full of secrets.
Ah... Um, one second?
Val! I am not an expert rider.
Aw, come on! I'll teach you!
I mean, Amabel would be so grateful.
Okay, Amabel, I'm in.
Thanks, Xochi! You're a lifesaver!
Me and Alex are gonna binge "LaBofi" season 1
while I rest up!
It's my first time watching it!
But -- Oh, I love that show.
I hope you're ready to sweat, you may be riding a horse,
but --
Hurry up, Xochi!
I'm chompin' at the bit here!
I don't know, Val.
Do I really gotta wear this?
It's not really me.
Yes!
Huh?
Stupid thing!
Lululululuh!
Ahh!
You look just like a real Adelita!
Oh, the hat. And your boots already, and --
Oh, this dress is so--
So are we training or what?
Hold your horses. This is Pete.
Gustavo is letting us borrow him for the competition.
Isn't he majestic?
Let's get to work.
Uh-buh-buh! Wrong, Xochi.
What? What do you mean "wrong"?
In Escaramuza, we ride side-saddle.
Are you serious?
Ugh, fine.
There, happy?
Wrong!
Your form was a little off.
Okay, Xochi, just 1, 2, 3, and follow me.
Now you!
Wrong!
Ahh!
Wrong!
Let's call it.
I'm never gettin' this.
No, but Amabel will be so disappointed.
You're right! I made a promise and I'm...
What are you putting on my saddle?
It's nothing!
Wait. Hey!
Nothing, huh?
Saddle putty?
"Makes ya stick real good!"?
Val, you're cheating.
No. We're good...
and -- and they're evil landowners.
So, so it's okay? To...
um, cheat...?
We'll be disqualified and I'll look like a fool.
Only if you're caught!
They horse knows the moves.
All we need is your butt to stay in the seat.
This is bigger than you and me, Xochi!
It's for the people!
Val, I --
We're starting season 2 of "LaBofi" and I
wanted to check up on you.
Make sure you don't mess up, LOL.
Season 2?
Already?
Okay, I'm out.
What?! You can't quit!
What about fairness?
What about justice?
And the people!
So, season 2, huh?
Yeah, I can't get enough.
Y'know, if more is what you want, you might like this.
A fan 'zine from the '90s.
Whoa! Oh, Mama! Oh, yeah!
Just you wait, Chapter 4 gets spicy.
Ooh.
I lied about knowing how to ride a horse.
Yeah, I know.
Eh? Ehhhh?
Fine!
I'll just find a replacement!
Someone graceful and petite
who will do whatever it takes to win!
But who?
Whatever it takes.
Hello, Monte Macabro!
Are you ready to Escaramuza?!
Up first, it's the amazing Pyro Ponies!
♪ Isn't it amazing? ♪
More like tacky.
I'll show them what Escaramuza is really about.
And when they see...
I hope Xochi comes through.
We're still one person short without her.
Hey, girlfriend!
Ready to kick some Pyro Pony butt?
You're not Xochi...
Oh! No, I'm her, um...
c-cousin! Uh... Xocha!
Xochi got, um, sick!
I'm here now.
Okay, sure. Welcome to the team.
That's totally just Val, right?
Yeah.
Valentino, you sneaky fox, you.
No one suspects a thing.
Thank you.
It felt fresh and young, you know, like me.
Up next, we have the Adelitas!
You ready Va-- uh, Xocha?
Oh, oh, yeah.
Great! Let's do this!
For the Adelitas.
No fire?
Lame. C'mere, Gustavo!
I'm an Adelita!
We're perfect, amazing!
Oh, the judges must be loving this.
What?
This routine is boring and old.
Hey, kinda like you, right?
Hmph. Time to kick this up a notch.
Incredible!
I've never seen moves like this before!
Huh?
For my next...
trick, I will...
jump over the Adelitas!
Flawless execution!
Wait a minute. But where's the rider?
Help! I'm not doing this anymore!
Somebody!
Wait a minute. Gimme that!
Aaaahhhh!
Uh-oh.
Hey, cool girl!
Huh?
Put this on!
Wait...is that...
Y-Y-Y-You're the Adelitas!
I'm such a huge fan!
Did you see my performance?
Wasn't I amazing?
You -- You didn't like it?
Alright, alright, you got me!
I dishonored your legacy!
I'm no Adelita...
I'm the evil landowner!
What is happening?
C-Can you ever forgive me?
I -- I understand.
Everyone!
You've been lied to!
I cheated!
I put saddle putty all over my butt
so I wouldn't fall off.
But wait, how did you fly?
Uh...
magnets?
I'm so sorry, especially to my team.
And I wish that were all,
but I am not Xocha...
I am Valentino!
- It was so obvious. - We knew that.
Whaaat?
We appreciate your honesty, young man, but you are --
Disqualified! The Pyro Ponies win!
Later, Ade-losers!
Ay! Hey, watch where you're going!
I'm so sorry, everyone!
Today, I truly learned what it means to be for the people.
Wrap it up, kid.
Some of us have families to get to.
But there is one more position open now that I think about it.
Pick up the pace, stable boy!
Yes, ma'am! Anything for the team, ma'am!