[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪
[ Roars ]
- Whoa!
♪
[ Chuckles ]
Come on, Val, chip-chop!
Oh, man, look at that line!
Why'd you take so long in the shower?
Well, you're the one who couldn't tolerate
my natural manly musk.
But don't worry, I bet this line will go fast.
How much does it cost?
Whooaaa.
That's deep.
How much is anything worth?
The way Sal does business,
we'll never get the masa in time for the lunch rush.
You gonna give up that easy?
Victor, whatever you're thinking, don't.
Do you want to be the one to explain to Grandma
why we're getting back so late to the stand?
[ Gasps ] You're right!
Watch and learn, Valentino.
Rosita! Long time no see!
Whatcha got there?
Oh, cute little fella.
Victor, are you trying to talk your way up the line?
Uh, pshhh, hah, we were just gonna...
say hi to Don!
Hey, Don!
How's it going up there at the front of the line?
Hmm?
Hold it!
Que descarado.
You think you can just cut the line
and get to the masa before everyone else?
Lupe! You must be misunderstanding.
This isn't what it looks like.
We were just on our way to talk
to our close personal friend, Don Jalafleeno.
That's a lie.
Aha! Line cutters!
Get outta here, you sinverguenzas!
Aah! Valentino, save me!
Let go of my brother!
Get to the back of the line!
Stop!
Aaaahhh!
- Aah! - Oh, no!
Whoaaa! Easy now, house!
Easy.
The masa!
♪
[ All gasp ]
[ All murmuring ]
[ Spits ]
How am I supposed to make my tamales now?
You two better find a way to fix this
or I'm going to go to your grandmother!
[ Both gasp ]
Don't worry, everyone!
I'm sure Sal has more masa somewhere!
Right, Sal?
Sorry, chamacos, but that was the last of my corn.
Isn't there a way we can get more?
Yeah, can't we just go to the store or something?
Oh-ho, no.
My corn comes from Maize Mountain.
But getting there isn't easy.
I don't know if you boys are up for it.
First, you gotta squish on down, real tiny-like,
then you gotta take flight
and ride with my Aunt Consuela!
And when you get to the big sleeping lady,
you drop in and dance with a queen.
And suddenly, the corn is yours, man.
It's a real trip, if you know what I mean.
I don't know what he means.
Neither do it, but what other option do we have?
[ All murmuring angrily ]
So, Sal, let's go get that corn, huh?
Make way, por favor!
We will get the corn for all of you!
Don't tell my Grandma!
[ Purrs ]
[ Speaking gibberish ]
Wah! Wah! Wah! Waah!
Uh, so, after your interpretive dance,
we're gonna go get the corn, right?
Caw! Caw!
[ Speaking gibberish ]
Ca-caw, ca-caw!
Rrrrrrrr!
Nyop!
Caw caw!
-[ Gasps ] - Ha ha ha ha!!
What the...?!
Whoa!
Sal: Pretty neat, huh?
Oh, so you squished us down, real tiny-like...
Right, right, so next we fly away
with your Aunt Consuela, and then we get the corn?
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, chamacos.
We meet her on the other side of the plaza,
ha ha, obviously.
Uhh!
Sal, why didn't you just shrink us over there?!
Wait a minute.
That is a really good question.
After you, chamacos!
Hmmph!
♪
[ Panting ]
[ Groans ]
This is taking forever!
We've made good progress, chamacos.
About 5 feet or so!
Maybe less.
What?!
I don't want to be tiny anymore, Sal!
Change us back!
I can't just change size willy nilly.
First we gotta get the corn,
then I'll have the energy to change us back.
Huh?!
[ All scream ]
Aahhh!
[ Panting, sniffing ]
Ay chihuahua!
[ Sniffing, pants ]
Aahhh!
[ All screaming ]
Fascinating.
A previously undocumented species of insect!
I'll have to add them to my terrarium for further study.
[ Roars ]
[ All scream ]
Oh, Anais, you silly spider.
No eating your new guests!
[ Voice distorted ] At least not until
I've properly researched and catalogued them!
Come on! Everyone, push!
[ Both straining ]
Sal? What are you doing?
You said, "Push"!
Wait, how did you get out there?!
Oh, I slipped through that crack.
[ Speaks gibberish ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Grunting ]
Huh? Where'd they go?
Run, guys! We have to get that corn!
Yeah, no stopping from now on!
Wait, hold on, you guys.
♪
Nom, nom, mwah.
[ Munching ]
Hey, guys!
You gotta try this!
Yaaaa-hahahai!
Uhh!
Yummy!
Hey, I thought we agreed, no more stopping!
Mmmm!
You know, Valentino, it's dark chocolate.
Really?!
Oh, I hope it's at least 70% cacao!
Thanks, Vic!
Mm. Wow, this is actually 80% cacao!
[ Giggles ]
[ Munching ]
Oh, yeah.
Whoa!
Hmm, free candy! Huh?
Looky here.
Hmm.
And not too dirty!
I'm going to enjoy sitting down and eating you later!
[ All scream ]
Oh, this isn't good!
And you know Don.
He never stands when he can sit!
I never thought I would leave this reality
being crushed by butt cheeks.
But, hey, you gotta go sometime.
I don't wanna die by Don's butt!
♪
Ah! Look!
[ Grunting ]
♪
We'd never survive that fall.
Maybe we can get Don
to stick his hand into his pocket,
then we could ride out!
Hmm. Oh!
Val, what's the only thing Don likes more than food?
Money!
Right! Now help me with this!
[ All grunting ]
[ Coin jingles ]
Huh?
Ha ha! Today's my lucky day, huh?
Ha ha ha!
Yes!
♪
All: Huh?
Hurry, guys!
[ All scream ]
Oh, no!
Whew. All that exercise worked up my appetite.
[ Chuckles ]
[ All screaming ]
Que rico! Ahh.
Stop! Stop!
I don't want to die in Don's dirty mouth.
Ahhh!
[ Panting ]
♪
Jump!!
[ Grunting ]
Okay, we should be safe in here.
This is probably the second-grossest thing
I've ever done.
[ Chewing ]
Ahhh-ahh-ahhh-ahhh-aaaaahhhh...
chooooooooo!
[ All screaming ]
[ Bird squawks ]
We're...alive?
We're alive!
Where's Sal?
Sal?
Sal!
Hey, Val!
I didn't find Sal, but look at these cool, itchy bugs!
[ Giggling ] Tickles.
Whoaa!
[ Screeches ]
[ Both screaming ]
♪
Sal!
♪
Without Sal, we're not gonna know where to go.
Where were we supposed to fly to again?
Something about a sleeping lady?
She looks pretty sleepy.
The mountain, Val.
The big sleeping lady in the north!
Vic! You're totally right!
As per ush.
Both: Whoa!
Whoaa!
[ Both screaming ]
- Ohh!
Aaaah!
[ Screaming continues ]
[ Both screaming ]
Bleehh. [ Coughing ]
Victor: Hey, Val. Lo-o-o-o-ok.
Huh?
[ Ants chirping ]
Whoa.
What are they doing?
Obviously, they're taking food to their queen.
Didn't Sal mention something about a queen or something?
Drop in and dance with the queen.
That's right, Vic!
Sal's probably with her. Let's go.
Haven't you learned anything?
At this size, we're as good as ant food.
Ant food? Huh. Yeah!
That's a good idea, Val!
♪
[ Munching ]
This is the yummiest idea I've ever had.
I gotta admit, Vic, this is pretty genius.
♪
I bet this ant will take us right to their food supply
and thus, the corn!
[ Gurgling ]
[ Growls and hisses ]
Aaaah!
[ Growling, hissing, and screaming continue ]
[ Growling and hissing ]
Alright! Where's that queen?
Whoa.
Well, we're near the larvae.
♪
We must be close.
♪
[ Both panting ]
[ Both gasp ]
[ Hissing ]
[ Squeals, hisses ]
[ Panting ]
♪
[ Chittering ]
[ Grumbling ]
Aaahh!
Chamacos! Where you guys been?
Sal?
Oh, so you did notice we were gone!
We are children, Sal, children!
Relax, I just need to see the queen.
We go wa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y-y back.
In fact, I think she's sweet on me,
so we'll get all the corn we want.
Sweet on you?
Like, she thinks you taste sweet?
Heh heh.
Okay, grab ahold of my butt hairs, boys.
[ Shudders ] Please call it your abdomen.
♪
Whoa.
The queen!
And the corn! I see the corn!
Now we just need to get in there --
Aah!
You two better skedaddle
and let me work [singsong voice] my magic.
[ Normal voice ] She hates humans.
Okay, but make it snappy.
Chip-chop!
♪
Queenie!
Well, look what the aphid dragged in.
Is it that time of year already?
Uh, what time of year is that?
The time of year you come around
to break my heart again.
Hmm, I thought it was late summer?
Well, it won't work!
Not this time!
Oh, okay.
There's someone else.
What?
Co-o-o-r-r-n-n!
Chip-chop!
Ohh!
Good for you.
Fine.
You've seen through my jealous ruse.
I can't keep a thing from you.
Oh, Sal, how I've missed you.
Hey, I missed you, too, and I'd love to catch up,
but I'm kind of in a hurry,
so can you spare a piece of corn?
You know, uh, chip-chop?
What?!
[ Clicking ]
Aye, this is classic Sal.
You come and take what you want
but have no time for me.
Que paso?
We used to take long walks down the tunnels,
dine on the finest grub.
We used to dance!
Hey, well, there's always time for a dance, Queenie.
Aye, Sal.
♪
[ Screeches ]
What's she doing to poor Sal?
[ Grunting ]
He didn't tell us he'd have to fight her for it.
Wahahahah!
Wheeee!
Wahhh! Wahahahah!
Catch me, mi amor.
[ Grunts ]
Oh, no. We should do something.
♪
[ Grunts ]
♪
Valentino: Oh, man, she's got him
locked in her pincers!
Come on, Sal, you can do it!
Victor: Come on, Sal, rip her head off!
[ Both gasp ]
Val, what is she doing?!
She's gonna kill him!
We're coming, Sal!
Aahhh!!
Humans?!
How did those foul things get in here?
Wait, Queenie, don't!
Hey, you dumb bug!
You mess with Sal, you mess with us!
Yeah!
[ Thud! Thud! ]
Vic? Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
[ Hissing ]
[ Clicking ]
♪
Grab the corn!
Oh, now you remember?!
Huh?
[ Clicking ]
♪
Stay here. I'll grab the kernel!
Uhh!
Puh!
Incoming!
Okay. You guys get that corn outta here!
I'm gonna keep Queenie distracted!
♪
Queen, my love, you're cool like deep water,
but with the power of a raging flame!
Butter me up after I get rid of these humans.
Aw, dang it!
What do we do?
I know! We let 'em have the corn.
No!
What are you...
Huh. Pretty clever, Victor.
Yeah, sometimes I actually --
Run!
♪
What's that noise?!
[ Chittering ]
Whoa!
Oh, hey, Sal! What are you doing here?
Good to see ya, kiddo!
My life is chaos!
All this madness, just for a piece of --
Wait!
Victor! What happened to the corn?
I don't know.
Don't worry, little buddy!
Ha ha! We're hot on its trail!
Grab on to my whiskers!
You too, Victor!
♪
[ All grunting ]
The corn!
What's the point?
We'll either be small forever or be eaten alive.
Let's just end it here.
[ Both gasp ]
Val, we're gonna die!
[ Crying ] Yes, we are, Vic.
No, we're not! This is my Aunt Consuela!
She's here to take us back to Monte Macabre!
Get on, before those ants catch up with us.
Andale, chamacos!
Alright, whoo! Goin' home!
Whoa!
Let! Go! You! Stupid! Big! Bug!
[ Roars ]
♪
Guys! We got a problem!
As with most of the world's problems,
the answer, my friend, is love.
[ Clicking ]
[ Smooches ]
Aye. [ Clicking ]
[ Sighs ]
Woo-hoo!
♪
Thank you! Bye!
See you later!
Okay, Sal, now that we have the corn,
what's the -- Sal?
He was just here.
[ Munching ]
Sal's pretty awesome, huh, Val?
Oohh. I feel great.
Now that I got a full tummy,
I think I can finally take care
of all our little problems.
We just gotta -- Oh, yeah.
♪
[ Speaking gibberish ]
Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
Rrrrrrrr!
Nyop!
Caw caw!
- Whaaaa! - Whaaa!
[ All yelling ]
Man, I got corn in my nose.
Wait! It's in my nose?
I'm a big boy again!
[ Laughing ]
You did it, Sal!
And just in time, too, 'cuz we got customers!
And that's for you, Don.
And remember, sometimes you can find your friends in chocolate.
Huh?
Yeesh, that could've been us.
I think it's time to end this adventure, huh?
Hey, chamacos! You almost forgot something!
Man, I thought Sal was weird before,
but now I don't know.
Yeah, like, who is he?
Just a weird, weird guy.
♪