[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪
[ Roars ]
- Whoa!
♪
[ Chuckles ]
♪
Hey, guys! Hmm, what's it gonna be today?
Uh, lame. Boring.
[ Scoffs ] I liked the animated version better.
[ Gasps ] "La Señora de Oro"?!
The classic silent film starring the legendary Dolores Del Rey!
She revolutionized the art of silent cinema!
This film is a masterpiece!
Come on guys, this is a no-brainer!
Uhh, I dunno, Val.
Sounds pretty lame.
What about "Vampiro Shark 5"?
Yeah!
Together: "Vampiro Shark"! "Vampiro Shark"!
C'mon, guys, give it a chance!
Don't you want to broaden your horizons
and try something new and culturally valuable?
Yeah, yeah, that's nice.
Have fun with your boring movie.
[ Sighs ] I wish I had more mature friends
who appreciate real cinema.
Guess it's just you and me, Dolores!
Alright! I have the pick of the house!
♪
[ Slurps ]
This is gonna be so good!
Woman: Shhh!
♪
Wait, w-what just happened?
[ Rewinding ]
[ Gasps ] Thank you!
This place has such attentive projectionists.
[ Slurps ]
♪
[ Sniffles ]
Oh, they don't make them like you anymore, Dolores.
Thank you, ghost tissue.
Huh? [ Screams ]
I knew someone was in here!
Aaaahh, what do I do?!
Oh, wait!
♪
Don't go!
I love silent movies, too!
[ Grunting ]
Ey! [ Growls ]
You let that rat get away with my lunch!
You're not influencing the dead in unnatural ways
that'll have dire consequences on us all, are you?
Psssh! Naaaahh...
No, no, no, definitely not.
You told us only to use it for good!
Althouuughhh...
I would argue that using it to connect with a ghost
who shares a passion for silent film might qualify.
You know, I've gotta go take care of, uhh...
something unrelated!
[ Laughs ]
See you later, Achi!
Eh, not my business.
Now, get back here with my quesadilla!
♪
[ Panting ]
Ugh! Ah!
[ Screams ]
[ Groans ]
Estrella Boulevard?
[ Groans ]
There you are!
Woah!
This place is beautiful!
[ Gasps ]
Whoever lives here must be a really big Dolores Del Rey fan!
Even bigger than me!
[ Gasps ] These are the best award replicas
I have ever seen!
Woman: Replicas?!
♪
[ Scoffs ]
Those are real!
Wow... D-Dolores Del Rey?!
You used to be big!
I am big!
It's the películas that got small!
I should've won three, but I got robbed for "La Señora de Oro"!
My performance was a tour de force!
Uh, how is it that you can see me, darling?
Eee! Well, it's, uh, kind of a long story,
but when I met this dog named Achi, he gave me this, uh --
That's enough.
I don't have time for stories that aren't starring me!
There was a time in this business
where I had the eyes of the whole world.
Tito! We have a guest!
[ Chattering ]
Be a dear and take care of our guest's things.
Hm? Ah...
Come along into my parlor, we have so much to discuss!
[ Chattering ]
Back in my day, cinema used to mean something!
My films had it all!
Drama, romance, suspense!
I did not act!
I lived on the screen!
And the audience loved me!
That's exactly what I told my friends!
♪
[ Chuckles ]
♪
Woah! My all-time favorite director!
Cecilio B. Dominguez!
I knew him as Chio!
He was nothing before me.
I was playing the queen.
But it was he who was the queen of dramatics.
Ohh...
[ Sighs ] Everything changed when silent film ended.
I couldn't agree more.
My brother is watching "Vampiro Shark 5" with his friends.
He's probably so miserable.
All:
Vampiro Shark!
Nothing but cheap spectacle.
Finally! A mature friend that can chat film!
[ Bell tolls ]
I need to be home for dinner!
Wait, I have a surprise for you before you leave.
Um...
Right this way, darling.
Hmm.
I normally hate surprises.
But I'll make an exception!
Vampiro Shark!
Victor, I don't smell your brother with you.
Oh, uh, he's probably on his way back from that lame movie.
You go get your brother and bring him back to this home.
Right away, Abuela!
Hmm...
...cannot believe -- Victor!
You tell your brother that he owes me, uno, dos, tres...
$471 for these bruised peppers!
♪
Now, for the moment you've been waiting for.
Tito!
Behold...
"La Señora de Oro...2"?!
My return to the screen.
Read it with me, darling.
[ Squeals ]
Uh, I can live without gold but n-not without you.
Once more, with feeling!
[ Inhales deeply ]
I can live without gold! But not...
without you.
Roberto!
[ Gasps ] Take me with you!
"Roberto. Take me with you."
No!
Oh, I must capture this on film!
Again, from the top!
But more with the eyes!
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Exhales deeply ]
I can live without gold but not without you!
The camera loves you, darling.
I-I can barely see you.
Aah!
Ahhhh!
[ Gasping ]
Ay!
[ Wheezing ]
[ Laughs ]
Aaah!
Aaaah!
Time to remind them of what a real star looks like.
Tito.
Ring Cecilio B. Dominguez Jr.
It's, ah, time to pay him a visit.
[ Chatters ]
We're going to make "La Señora De Oro 2".
Starring Dolores Del Rey's long-lost granddaughter -- Me.
Couldn't have done it without my biggest fan.
Mwah!
[ Growls ]
Tito, show this extra to his dressing room.
[ Chattering ]
Valentinoooo!
Valentinoooo-ah!
[ Thud ]
[ Screams ]
[ Both screaming ]
[ Indistinct mumbling ] De Oro...
Something's different about you.
Did you get a hair cut or something?
[ Mumbling continues ]
No, I told you, "Vampiro Shark"!
[ Indistinct muttering ]
Hey, where you going?
Haven't you had enough of these dumb old movies?
We got to go!
Ugh.
I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Dominguez!
It's time for silent film to make its return...
I told you, I hate silent films!
[ Both grunting ]
C'mon! We gotta get outta here!
[ Gasps ] There's a sequel!
Two children!
I'll be young forever!
[ Mumbling ]
Tito, get them before they escape!
[ Screeches ]
[ Screams ]
Don't leave me with this monkey butler!
Valentino!
Ugh!
My eye flaps!
Yes, that's it, get him, Tito.
[ Screams ]
[ Groans ]
Now, hold that pose while I get the camera!
[ Chuckles ]
Say cheese!
[ Gasps ]
♪
Aah!
[ Gasping ]
My hair! My cheeks! My teeth!
Valentino is back!
Now are you gonna destroy that thing or what?
Nonsense, my darling.
I will never. Never, I tell you!
Val?
Vic, let's smash this thing!
[ Grunting ]
♪
[ Both laughing ]