- Whoa!
Uh, let's see here.
Gave me a 5,
and there was 1.50, carry the four.
So, that's four, five, six, seven...
3.50 is your change. Thank you!
Thank you, Valentino.
If it was up to your brother, I would be here forever.
You are worthless, Victor.
I'm not worthless!
I'm good at lots of things! Right, Val?
Sure, you are.
You know, like, um... like, uh, uh...
Abuela, Victor was just wondering
if he's good at something!
Victor, oh, yes.
He's good at, mm.
He's good at, mm, oh, mm, oh!
He's good at being mi nieto!
See?
Awesome!
Whoa!
Huh?
Dang!
Aw, man! Everyone is good at something.
What's my thing?
Huh?
It's him, ninos! Come quick!
Hola, sweet souls of Monte Macabre.
It is I, Osvaldo Pescado.
He is the most famous psychic
to visit Monte Macabre.
Oh, come on, Abuela.
You don't really believe in psychics, do you?
You'd be surprised, Valentino.
I've seen Osvaldo Pescado make some amazing predictions.
Plus, he's a lot of fun!
Who among you will be
the first to glimpse
the mysteries of this cosmos?
Me, I'm first!
Come!
Let me feel your energy.
So beautiful, fresh, youthful energy.
I predict you will keep this youthful appearance
far into the future.
Why, thank you!
And, of course,
with the help of my mystical elixir,
your beauty will grow more every year --
for only $30.
Here. Take my money.
It's mine!
Ugh! Can you believe this?
Yeah, he's amazing!
I foresee you will unravel
the deep misterios del universo...
How will I?
...if you purchase
this texto secreto.
Secret text?
Who else would like to hear what secrets the universe
has in store for them?
Oh, me! Me, me, me, me!
I love secrets.
Ah, we must examine your spirit to see what lies within.
Take hold of these mystic sensors.
Now we will measure your psychic energy.
Try to light the orb
with the power of your intention
and mucho, mucho, mucho amor.
Oh! I think I feel it!
What an amazing spiritual power!
What does it mean?
I sense something special in you.
Perhaps, you are a psychic.
You mean it?
Of course! And to mark your power,
I will give you this unique,
one-of-a-kind psychic amulet.
How much do you have on you?
Uh, this much.
Amazin'.
That's exactly how much it costs.
It is almost as if your spirit knew
before you came here.
Use it for good, but above all,
use it with mucho, mucho, mucho amor.
Mucho, mucho, mucho amor.
Hey, he's good.
And now I predict it is time for lunch.
Victor!
Don't worry.
I'll just run the stand by myself.
Hola, sweet souls of Monte Macabre.
'Tis I, Victor the Predictor!
Woo-hoo! Tell me my future.
Great. Just what I needed.
Hmm.
You know you don't really have psychic powers.
Excuse me. Um...
should I reschedule my appointment?
No, let's test Vic's psychic abilities right now.
Ask him something only you would know, Miguelito.
What did I eat for breakfast this morning?
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
The spirits tell me you ate...
a breakfast burrito.
How did you know?
I'm in tune with my powers.
Miguelito always has breakfast burritos for breakfast!
I'm going to tell everyone how amazing you are, Victor!
Oh, oh, oh, boy!
This is ridiculous!
Mm, I see Val in the future all alone and sad
and covered in dog pooooooo.
"Psychic powers," he says.
- Oh, boy. I can't wait.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh, what does the future say about us?
Someday, I see you becoming so close.
the two of you will become one.
Oh, that's great!
Let's see more, shall we?
What's my future, Victor?
Hmm, I see you having some boring job
in a graveyard forever.
Really?
I promise to take good care of you, Victor,
once you've moved in.
Next!
Welcome back to my final performance of the day.
Victor needs to see this!
You're here because...
Well...
No, no. Don't tell me.
My powers will lead me to the truth.
You're here about...
Actually, I'm here 'cause of a skateboard stunt.
...about a skateboard stunt!
Whoa!
Let's see what the future holds.
Hmm, hmm, I see you performing
the Leap of Faith over Eagles Gulch.
That jump is impossible.
Are you sure I'm gonna make it?
Of course, I'm sure. I'm a real psychic.
Do you think Osvaldo Pescado
gives these amulets to just anybody?
Victor, you really need to see this!
Use it for good,
but above all, use it with mucho...
You see, Victor?
He literally gives those amulets to just anybody.
Well, maybe they have psychic powers just like me.
Look at your psychic energy grow!
And that crystal ball,
it's just a light bulb with a dimmer.
That's just an advanced psychic technique, Valentino.
You wouldn't understand.
Thank you, Monte Macabre.
Victor! Even his hair is fake!
Okay. So, he's a fake.
but that doesn't mean my special psychic powers aren't real.
You still think you're a psychic, huh?
Then prove it. See this coin?
Predict which hand I'm holding it in.
Hmm, hmm, hmm. The left one.
Nope.
Wrong again. I dropped it in my pocket.
You see? You're not a psychic.
I guess I don't have special powers.
The one thing I thought I was good at is a lie.
Look on the bright side.
At least you didn't make a terrible prediction
that could endanger someone's life.
Valentino, I made a terrible prediction
that could endanger somebody's life!
Whoa. Is he going to make it?
Well, I think he's gonna fall for sure.
I can do this 'cause Victor predicted it.
Ooh!
Andres, Andres! No, no! Don't do the jump!
I thought you said I can make the jump.
Alright. Alright. I got something to say, everybody.
Now this may come as a complete shock to all of you,
but I'm not actually a psychic.
Are we not going to become one?
Who's surprised he's a phony?
I knew it all along.
I just wanted to be good at something,
like all of you.
That's right.
But not me, not Victor,
the boy who's good at nothing,
not special, not psychic,
just a useless...
Aaaah!
Victor!
Gnarly.
He's not gonna make it!
Definitely not in those cheap heels.
I can't watch!
Let me go!
Aaaah!
Don't let me go!
Aaaaaaaah!
I landed it?
I landed it!
Did you guys see that?
I'm good at something!
Want to see me do it again?
No!
Adios, Monte Macabre.