[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
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[ Roars ]
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- Whoa!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Okay, everyone! Monte Macabro's
annual film competition has begun!
Please form an orderly line
and write your name on this list.
Hey! Whaaa-aaahh!
[ Gasping ] Skateboards off the sidewalk!
I can't wait to start filming my documentary about Abuela.
She's such a strong woman.
I'm surprised you're entering the festival, Vic.
I never took you for a cinephile.
Of course I'm a crocodile.
Movies are what monsters come from.
- Next! No! No, no, no! Not you. - Ehh!
Sorry! Sign-ups are closed!
Yes!
Thanks, Don! My film is gonna be so scary.
It's gonna be about a vampire who has lots of friends
and fights crime and has lots of --
- Ugh! - Baker.
Valentino.
I see you admiring my pristine antique
Superscope Cinedeluxe 2709.
I win the "Cactus Du Or" every year.
They might as well call it the "Baker Du Or."
[ Giggles ]
Anyhoo, I'll let you two get on with...whatever you're making.
Crew! We're rolling o-o-o-out!
A-Are you sure you don't want to help me
with my documentary, Vic?
I have a crew ready to roll.
-[ Chuckles ] - Aah!
Nice throw.
They're such pros.
[ Imitating explosions ]
[ Imitating siren wailing and tires screeching ]
Waaah! Myeah! Heh heh!
Miguelito! Zoom up and get a shot of me!
- Miguelito: Uh, yeah. Okay. - Aah!
- Hmm. I -- Almost. - Are you on me yet?
- Yeah. I got it! - Great.
Get a shot of me brooding over the city.
Victor, get off of the roof right now, mijo.
Yeah! You're disrupting my shoot!
What? That's not in the script.
Uh, minions of the werewolf, they've been bit! Run!
[ Gasps ] Was it you, Butler?
It was me! I'm the werewolf!
Gustavo: It was me! I'm the werewolf!
- Cut. Cut. - I'm the werewolf!
[ Snarling ]
...color this. Color over here!
- Nice stars. - Thanks, Victor.
Foolish vampire detective!
Don't you know on the moon I'm twice as tall?!
Warrrhhh!
Uh, and also I have two heads?!
Warrrhhh!
- Aah! Ah-aah! - Coming through.
Andres? I mean, oh, no! A bunch of werewolf minions!
Nice, Andres. Now, you're about to get bitten
by this bloodthirsty vampire bat.
I want to feel the fear on screen.
Uh, bats on a string, inconsistent world building?
This all just seems like...
[Slow and distorted] ...kids stuff.
What?
[ Crackling, glass shatters ]
You're not entering this in the festival, are you?
Me? Ha ha ha! No. It's theirs.
I'm just helping.
Heh heh heh.
Have fun, little dudes.
Let's go, guys!
[ Cackling ]
Hey, Andres! Andres!
You forgot to mess up my hair!
-[ Grunting ] - Vic, what are you doing?
We can't show this. It's kids stuff.
I thought it was pretty good.
There's no way this movie sees the light of day, ever!
[ Clunk ]
Huh?
We have to start over, but there's no time!
You know, when I run out of time on homework,
I copy other people's.
I have an idea. We copy other people.
You're so smart.
I need C-47s. Clothespins.
I'm talking about clothespins here!
So, we just got to do everything Baker does,
and our movie will win for sure.
Rosita, I need focus!
I'm trying to capture the noble, everyday suffering
of the common man!
"Make boring."
Okay! Places, everyone! I need my light.
What is this, film school? We're professionals, people!
"Yell at people because you're sad."
[ Clears throat ]
Why?! Why, why, why, why, why?!
[ Sobbing ]
"Must have crying."
Okay. This is getting weird. Let's get out of here.
[ Cranking ]
Hey, Vic. I-I don't know why we changed this scene.
I liked it more when the vampire was fighting the werewolf.
That was when it was a lame kids movie,
but since we are making art now,
it's the scene where the vampire says goodbye to his wife.
Now, places, people-uh!
I need focus-uh!
Ugh! It's like I'm working with "armatures."
"Vampire Interrupted," final scene. Take seven.
Miguelito, close up on me.
[ Whirring ]
Ahem.
I vampire.
And I sad.
[ Sobbing ]
[ Fart noise ]
Miguelito, did you just... [Fart noise] at me?!
Yeah. Maybe I did... [Fart noise] at you!
Do you have something to say?
Yeah. You're acting like a real [Fart noise].
You're taking all the fun out of it!
Oh, yeah? Well, you know what you sound like right now?
[Fart noise]
[ Gasps ] Oh, yeah?
Well, this is you!
[Fart noises]
Stop fighting!
Come on, Gustavo. Let's get out of here.
[Fart noises]
I don't need you. I don't need anybody.
Art. Art! Oh, hey, Don.
Speaking of art, have I got a film for you.
Your brother already gave me your film, Victor.
You know the rules. Only one submission per person.
Wait! Don! There's been a mistake!
You can't fool me, you little travieso.
I'm wise to your tricks!
But, Don, I made a new --
I won't be made a fool of, Victor! Not again!
[ Coughs ] You have the wrong movie!
[ Film projector running ]
[ Dramatic piano music playing ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Another winning film by me!
Okay! That was by Baker!
Remember, tonight's winner is determined by audience applause,
so clap hard, folks!
Up next are our final three films
by Valentino, Andres, and...
[ Groans ] ...Victor!
Oh, no! I got to stop that movie! But where is the...?
Aha!
[ Projector running ]
Come on. Come on!
Huh? Pineapple?! You gotta let me in! Enh!
[ Chuckles nervously ]
[ Thwack! ]
[ Thunk ]
I'm ruined!
If I can't stop Pineapple from playing my movie,
I gotta...
I gotta smash the screen.
Yeah. I mean, it's so small. How hard can it be?
Where's a water car when I need it, huh?
This will have to do. Hup!
[ Squeak ]
[ Panting ]
And that's why I love my grandma.
Gracias, niño. It was lovely.
- Thanks, Abuela. - She had fell asleep.
- Grandma! Did you?! - Just a little bit.
Skate or die, baby. Ha huh! Whoa!
[ Audience gasps ]
Don: And, finally, we have "Detective Vampire in Space."
Hey, Vic. Isn't that your movie?
What?!
Uh, okay. Now? [ Roaring ]
I thought you weren't gonna enter the contest.
Aah! There's been a mistake! Ugh!
- Don't look. Don't look! - Wait. Is that an action figure?
[ Grunts ]
Another werewolf got this innocent man.
Wee-woo, wee-woo, wee-woo!
I, Detective Vampire, am taking questions
about all the werewolf victims everywhere all the time.
Yes. You?
[High-pitched voice] Yes, um, are you a werewolf,
Detective Vampire?
[Normal voice] No way!
And neither is my trusty butler, Alfredo!
It's totally the butler.
- Shh! - Don't you shush me!
Is this supposed to be scary?
Gustavo: Movie, movie, movie, movie!
Unh! Don't look. It's the wrong movie.
It's happening! My dark and terrible secret!
I'm... transforming into a...
werewolf!
Vic: Hey, you stinky dog! Stop ruining our movie!
No, stop!
I mean -- Oh, no. A werewolf attack.
Wait! It's not supposed to be funny!
[ Audience laughing ]
I can't believe you! My own butler --
Gustavo, stop -- ...offed the sheriff!
[ Giggles ]
How could you!
[ Laughter ]
I need to attack the werewolf where he lives --
on the moon.
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughter ]
Tbtbhttbhtbbhb!!
[ Laughter ]
[ Sobbing ]
[ Laughter ]
Don't look! Stop laughing! Stop it!
[ Laughter ]
Vic: Moon fight!
[ Growling ]
Stop laughing! You're watching the wrong movie!
This is kids stuff!
[ Laughter ]
[ Sobbing ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Screams ]
You got hot sauce in my eyes!
[ Snorts ] And my nose!
[ Laughter ]
I can feel my boogers going everywhere.
[ Laughter ]
Looks like friendship
is stronger than any werewolf or vampire.
[ Sobbing ] I'm ruined!
[ Loud cheers and applause ]
Huh?
[ Loud cheers and applause ]
You really like it?!
[ Loud cheers and applause ]
[ Triumphant music plays ]
That's my brother! Whoo-hoo!
Way to go, Victor!
Ah, it looks like we have a winner.
What a comedy. Am I right, folks?
I mean, yeah. It's comedy. I knew that.
Wait! You plebeians actually enjoyed
that mindless drivel?!
Don: This trophy is made out of 24-karat gold
and carefully designed --
Thank you, everybody.
I know I'm, like, a genius director and all,
but this movie would have stunk without Miguelito and Gustavo.
Come on up here, you guys.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Chanting: Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor!
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