1 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,625 - Whoa! 2 00:00:27,804 --> 00:00:30,473 Okay, everyone! Monte Macabro's 3 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:33,142 annual film competition has begun! 4 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,811 Please form an orderly line 5 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:37,046 and write your name on this list. 6 00:00:37,113 --> 00:00:39,148 Hey! Whaaa-aaahh! 7 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,484 Skateboards off the sidewalk! 8 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:44,420 I can't wait to start filming my documentary about Abuela. 9 00:00:44,487 --> 00:00:45,822 She's such a strong woman. 10 00:00:45,922 --> 00:00:47,657 I'm surprised you're entering the festival, Vic. 11 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,425 I never took you for a cinephile. 12 00:00:49,492 --> 00:00:50,660 Of course I'm a crocodile. 13 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,261 Movies are what monsters come from. 14 00:00:52,328 --> 00:00:54,831 - Next! No! No, no, no! Not you. - Ehh! 15 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:57,266 Sorry! Sign-ups are closed! 16 00:00:57,333 --> 00:01:00,336 Yes! 17 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:02,438 Thanks, Don! My film is gonna be so scary. 18 00:01:02,505 --> 00:01:05,308 It's gonna be about a vampire who has lots of friends 19 00:01:05,408 --> 00:01:07,276 and fights crime and has lots of -- 20 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:08,678 - Ugh! - Baker. 21 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:09,846 Valentino. 22 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:12,014 I see you admiring my pristine antique 23 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:16,018 Superscope Cinedeluxe 2709. 24 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:19,589 I win the "Cactus Du Or" every year. 25 00:01:19,655 --> 00:01:22,792 They might as well call it the "Baker Du Or." 26 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:30,099 Anyhoo, I'll let you two get on with...whatever you're making. 27 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:33,469 Crew! We're rolling o-o-o-out! 28 00:01:33,536 --> 00:01:35,605 A-Are you sure you don't want to help me 29 00:01:35,671 --> 00:01:37,540 with my documentary, Vic? 30 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,375 I have a crew ready to roll. 31 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,010 - Aah! 32 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:42,378 Nice throw. 33 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:44,213 They're such pros. 34 00:01:51,053 --> 00:01:54,357 Waaah! Myeah! Heh heh! 35 00:01:54,457 --> 00:01:57,226 Miguelito! Zoom up and get a shot of me! 36 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,228 Uh, yeah. Okay. - Aah! 37 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:02,064 - Hmm. I -- Almost. - Are you on me yet? 38 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:03,699 - Yeah. I got it! - Great. 39 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:06,736 Get a shot of me brooding over the city. 40 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:09,639 Victor, get off of the roof right now, mijo. 41 00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:11,240 Yeah! You're disrupting my shoot! 42 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,842 What? That's not in the script. 43 00:02:12,909 --> 00:02:16,979 Uh, minions of the werewolf, they've been bit! Run! 44 00:02:17,046 --> 00:02:19,916 Was it you, Butler? 45 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:22,318 It was me! I'm the werewolf! 46 00:02:22,385 --> 00:02:25,354 It was me! I'm the werewolf! 47 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:28,491 - Cut. Cut. - I'm the werewolf! 48 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:33,829 ...color this. Color over here! 49 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:37,099 - Nice stars. - Thanks, Victor. 50 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,535 Foolish vampire detective! 51 00:02:39,602 --> 00:02:42,838 Don't you know on the moon I'm twice as tall?! 52 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:44,774 Warrrhhh! 53 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:47,777 Uh, and also I have two heads?! 54 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:48,878 Warrrhhh! 55 00:02:48,945 --> 00:02:51,414 - Aah! Ah-aah! - Coming through. 56 00:02:51,514 --> 00:02:55,618 Andres? I mean, oh, no! A bunch of werewolf minions! 57 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:58,754 Nice, Andres. Now, you're about to get bitten 58 00:02:58,854 --> 00:03:00,690 by this bloodthirsty vampire bat. 59 00:03:00,756 --> 00:03:02,692 I want to feel the fear on screen. 60 00:03:02,758 --> 00:03:07,263 Uh, bats on a string, inconsistent world building? 61 00:03:07,363 --> 00:03:08,864 This all just seems like... 62 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:11,934 ...kids stuff. 63 00:03:12,034 --> 00:03:13,302 What? 64 00:03:15,605 --> 00:03:18,774 You're not entering this in the festival, are you? 65 00:03:18,874 --> 00:03:22,144 Me? Ha ha ha! No. It's theirs. 66 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,113 I'm just helping. 67 00:03:24,213 --> 00:03:25,147 Heh heh heh. 68 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,950 Have fun, little dudes. 69 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:29,385 Let's go, guys! 70 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:32,455 Hey, Andres! Andres! 71 00:03:32,555 --> 00:03:35,491 You forgot to mess up my hair! 72 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,560 - Vic, what are you doing? 73 00:03:37,627 --> 00:03:39,629 We can't show this. It's kids stuff. 74 00:03:39,729 --> 00:03:41,264 I thought it was pretty good. 75 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:43,899 There's no way this movie sees the light of day, ever! 76 00:03:45,468 --> 00:03:47,270 Huh? 77 00:03:47,336 --> 00:03:49,572 We have to start over, but there's no time! 78 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:51,907 You know, when I run out of time on homework, 79 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:54,176 I copy other people's. 80 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:59,115 I have an idea. We copy other people. 81 00:03:59,181 --> 00:04:00,850 You're so smart. 82 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,319 I need C-47s. Clothespins. 83 00:04:03,419 --> 00:04:06,289 I'm talking about clothespins here! 84 00:04:06,355 --> 00:04:09,025 So, we just got to do everything Baker does, 85 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,127 and our movie will win for sure. 86 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:13,696 Rosita, I need focus! 87 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:17,033 I'm trying to capture the noble, everyday suffering 88 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,868 of the common man! 89 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,870 "Make boring." 90 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:23,873 Okay! Places, everyone! I need my light. 91 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:28,544 What is this, film school? We're professionals, people! 92 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:32,948 "Yell at people because you're sad." 93 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:38,120 Why?! Why, why, why, why, why?! 94 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,625 "Must have crying." 95 00:04:42,692 --> 00:04:45,227 Okay. This is getting weird. Let's get out of here. 96 00:04:47,229 --> 00:04:50,499 Hey, Vic. I-I don't know why we changed this scene. 97 00:04:50,566 --> 00:04:53,202 I liked it more when the vampire was fighting the werewolf. 98 00:04:53,302 --> 00:04:55,071 That was when it was a lame kids movie, 99 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:57,740 but since we are making art now, 100 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,242 it's the scene where the vampire says goodbye to his wife. 101 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:03,379 Now, places, people-uh! 102 00:05:03,479 --> 00:05:05,681 I need focus-uh! 103 00:05:05,748 --> 00:05:07,750 Ugh! It's like I'm working with "armatures." 104 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:12,388 "Vampire Interrupted," final scene. Take seven. 105 00:05:12,488 --> 00:05:14,924 Miguelito, close up on me. 106 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,495 Ahem. 107 00:05:19,562 --> 00:05:22,098 I vampire. 108 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:25,768 And I sad. 109 00:05:29,004 --> 00:05:32,608 Miguelito, did you just... at me?! 110 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,177 Yeah. Maybe I did... at you! 111 00:05:35,244 --> 00:05:36,946 Do you have something to say? 112 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:38,948 Yeah. You're acting like a real 113 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:40,883 You're taking all the fun out of it! 114 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:43,586 Oh, yeah? Well, you know what you sound like right now? 115 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,522 Oh, yeah? 116 00:05:46,589 --> 00:05:48,424 Well, this is you! 117 00:05:50,025 --> 00:05:51,560 Stop fighting! 118 00:05:51,627 --> 00:05:54,130 Come on, Gustavo. Let's get out of here. 119 00:05:55,464 --> 00:05:58,200 I don't need you. I don't need anybody. 120 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:00,803 Art. Art! Oh, hey, Don. 121 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaking of art, have I got a film for you. 122 00:06:04,106 --> 00:06:05,875 Your brother already gave me your film, Victor. 123 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:08,711 You know the rules. Only one submission per person. 124 00:06:08,778 --> 00:06:10,980 Wait! Don! There's been a mistake! 125 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,982 You can't fool me, you little travieso. 126 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,316 I'm wise to your tricks! 127 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,318 But, Don, I made a new -- 128 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:19,221 I won't be made a fool of, Victor! Not again! 129 00:06:19,288 --> 00:06:22,925 You have the wrong movie! 130 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,941 Another winning film by me! 131 00:06:39,008 --> 00:06:40,843 Okay! That was by Baker! 132 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:43,913 Remember, tonight's winner is determined by audience applause, 133 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:45,314 so clap hard, folks! 134 00:06:45,414 --> 00:06:47,349 Up next are our final three films 135 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,652 by Valentino, Andres, and... 136 00:06:49,752 --> 00:06:51,353 ...Victor! 137 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:54,523 Oh, no! I got to stop that movie! But where is the...? 138 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:55,825 Aha! 139 00:06:57,193 --> 00:06:59,695 Come on. Come on! 140 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:03,933 Huh? Pineapple?! You gotta let me in! Enh! 141 00:07:09,872 --> 00:07:11,207 I'm ruined! 142 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:14,143 If I can't stop Pineapple from playing my movie, 143 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:15,878 I gotta... 144 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,880 I gotta smash the screen. 145 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,850 Yeah. I mean, it's so small. How hard can it be? 146 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:24,386 Where's a water car when I need it, huh? 147 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:26,288 This will have to do. Hup! 148 00:07:29,358 --> 00:07:32,661 And that's why I love my grandma. 149 00:07:32,728 --> 00:07:35,164 Gracias, niño. It was lovely. 150 00:07:35,231 --> 00:07:37,399 - Thanks, Abuela. - She had fell asleep. 151 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,169 - Grandma! Did you?! - Just a little bit. 152 00:07:40,236 --> 00:07:43,806 Skate or die, baby. Ha huh! Whoa! 153 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:50,079 And, finally, we have "Detective Vampire in Space." 154 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,681 Hey, Vic. Isn't that your movie? 155 00:07:52,748 --> 00:07:54,216 What?! 156 00:07:54,316 --> 00:07:57,753 Uh, okay. Now? 157 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,389 I thought you weren't gonna enter the contest. 158 00:08:00,489 --> 00:08:02,858 Aah! There's been a mistake! Ugh! 159 00:08:02,925 --> 00:08:05,694 - Don't look. Don't look! - Wait. Is that an action figure? 160 00:08:07,096 --> 00:08:09,498 Another werewolf got this innocent man. 161 00:08:09,565 --> 00:08:11,433 Wee-woo, wee-woo, wee-woo! 162 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:14,770 I, Detective Vampire, am taking questions 163 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,273 about all the werewolf victims everywhere all the time. 164 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:18,841 Yes. You? 165 00:08:18,908 --> 00:08:20,843 Yes, um, are you a werewolf, 166 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:22,411 Detective Vampire? 167 00:08:22,511 --> 00:08:23,846 No way! 168 00:08:23,913 --> 00:08:26,448 And neither is my trusty butler, Alfredo! 169 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,917 It's totally the butler. 170 00:08:28,017 --> 00:08:30,219 - Shh! - Don't you shush me! 171 00:08:30,286 --> 00:08:31,754 Is this supposed to be scary? 172 00:08:31,854 --> 00:08:33,389 Movie, movie, movie, movie! 173 00:08:33,455 --> 00:08:34,957 Unh! Don't look. It's the wrong movie. 174 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:37,927 It's happening! My dark and terrible secret! 175 00:08:38,027 --> 00:08:41,263 I'm... transforming into a... 176 00:08:41,363 --> 00:08:44,099 werewolf! 177 00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:47,803 Hey, you stinky dog! Stop ruining our movie! 178 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,371 No, stop! 179 00:08:49,438 --> 00:08:52,207 I mean -- Oh, no. A werewolf attack. 180 00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:54,476 Wait! It's not supposed to be funny! 181 00:08:55,945 --> 00:08:58,380 I can't believe you! My own butler -- 182 00:08:58,447 --> 00:09:00,749 Gustavo, stop -- ...offed the sheriff! 183 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,320 How could you! 184 00:09:06,622 --> 00:09:08,991 I need to attack the werewolf where he lives -- 185 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,559 on the moon. 186 00:09:12,962 --> 00:09:14,597 Tbtbhttbhtbbhb!! 187 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:23,606 Don't look! Stop laughing! Stop it! 188 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,909 Moon fight! 189 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:32,681 Stop laughing! You're watching the wrong movie! 190 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,084 This is kids stuff! 191 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:44,693 You got hot sauce in my eyes! 192 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,130 And my nose! 193 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,768 I can feel my boogers going everywhere. 194 00:09:55,337 --> 00:09:56,839 Looks like friendship 195 00:09:56,939 --> 00:10:00,209 is stronger than any werewolf or vampire. 196 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:04,179 I'm ruined! 197 00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:08,784 Huh? 198 00:10:11,453 --> 00:10:14,056 You really like it?! 199 00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:21,563 That's my brother! Whoo-hoo! 200 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,532 Way to go, Victor! 201 00:10:23,632 --> 00:10:25,868 Ah, it looks like we have a winner. 202 00:10:25,968 --> 00:10:28,404 What a comedy. Am I right, folks? 203 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,740 I mean, yeah. It's comedy. I knew that. 204 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,177 Wait! You plebeians actually enjoyed 205 00:10:35,244 --> 00:10:38,047 that mindless drivel?! 206 00:10:38,147 --> 00:10:41,250 This trophy is made out of 24-karat gold 207 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,752 and carefully designed -- 208 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,421 Thank you, everybody. 209 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:48,090 I know I'm, like, a genius director and all, 210 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:51,393 but this movie would have stunk without Miguelito and Gustavo. 211 00:10:51,493 --> 00:10:53,228 Come on up here, you guys. 212 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:01,837 Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor!