- Whoa!
- Today's the day!
The only fair to come to Monte Macabre
is finally here -- Larry Ladron's Carnival!
I've planned out a very tight schedule
that maximizes the amount of fun we'll have in one day,
not including bathroom breaks.
Pshh. I don't need no schedule to have fun.
I'm gonna see how much stuff I can win in that game
where you squirt the clown's mouth,
even though they look like toilet clowns that totally exist
even though no one believes me.
Toilet clowns are real! Those clowns are gonna pay!
We only have one day.
I can't waste all my time at one carnival game.
Buenos dias!
It's nice to see mis nietos
up so bright and early for a change.
What's the special occasion?
We're going to Larry's Carnival!
- We'll be back later! - Remember my rule --
Be back by sundown. And stick together!
Don't worry, Grandma!
We'll stick together like glue!
- Wow!
Come one!
Come all!
Ladies, gentlemen, children --
even pets, if you're packin' cash...
To Larry's Carnival of the Bizarre!
Where even maggots have smiles!
Sorry. I only got but the one lung.
Did you say secrets?!
Care for a cricket, kid? No?
Fine! More for me!
Larry has got just the thing for you boys!
Feast your peepers on these attractions!
We got the swords!
We got the cars!
And every child's favorite -- clowns!
- Ooh! - Ugh!
So, what do you think, my boy?
I think I should catch up with my brother. Thanks!
Vic, w-wait up!
Hey, can you tell me where I can get
some decent food in this dump?
You, ma'am,
look like a woman of good taste!
You best believe it.
Come with me!
Right this way, ma'am.
That's right. Ladies first.
It's on!
Okay, one game.
On your mark, get set...
You're going down, clown.
NYAAA!!
Yes! How's it feel to be out-clowned?
Okay. You got me, Vic.
Here's your prize.
Okay. Next on the schedule -- the Ferris wheel.
No, the Ferris wheel is for babies.
Yeah, it is for babies, and we're gonna see it.
No, I need to destroy more clowns.
Abuela said to stick together, and I say it's time to go.
Well, I'm not leaving.
Yes, you are!
Why do you got to stick to your dumb schedule anyway?
Hyah!
- You know what? Fine.
- Fine.
- Fine!
Unh! Fine!
F-i-i-i-ine!
See you at sundown. Enjoy the clowns!
Say cheese.
Vic, done with those clowns?
Oh, let's play this one together!
Oh, boy! We won!
We always do best when we work together!
Ohh!
Finished. And with time to spare. Oh.
Hmm. That's not on my map. Uh...
Is it too much to ask for accuracy?
Ah. There. Perfect.
Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Gross!
Uhh! What is this place?!
Val! Where are you?!
He knows we're supposed to be back by sunset.
What?! Val's dumb map?
Huh.
Whoa!
Val, I can't believe I'm the one saying this,
but if we aren't home by sunset, Grandma is gonna --
Hang on, Vic. I think I found Larry's secret attraction.
Who cares? Let's just go.
You ain't goin' nowheres!
You two are perfect for my Cabinet of Curiosity!
Folks around here will line up for miles around
to see it --
like pigs to the slop heap!
Now presenting...
the amazing Brothers Worm!
What? I don't need another dumb brother!
Aah!
What's going on?!
Valentino, we've got to get out of here!
Oh, you're never getting out of here!
- Huh?! - What?!
He turned you into my butt and we're caged?
What did that creep do to us?!
He made you part of la familia!
Hola, little darlings.
Watch it. Quit staring at me, boys.
It's rude. Okay? I mean, I know I look good. Come on.
Maria Teresa?!
We weren't always like this.
We were normal people, but then it all changed
when Larry got his obsidian eye that turned into us into...
- Freaks? - Victor! Rude.
So he created you weirdos with his eye?
No one knows for sure.
Hey, Chibuela. Who are you talking to?
Just the newest members of our little family!
New member? ¿Adónde vas?
Just kidding, fool. You're stuck here.
Laugh now, cry later. Right, Rugman?
Down here.
I use to sell rugs.
Now I am one.
Well, we got our own family. Let's get out of here, Val.
Okay! Maybe Maria Teresa can help us.
I'll get us out of here. Just follow me.
No, maybe we can shake the lock loose.
I'm the older brother! Listen to me!
Ugh! No! Follow me!
What is your problem?
Being stuck to you!
Oh, yeah? Like I want to be inches away
from your stank breath?!
Well, we wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for your stupid schedule!
Whoa!
That's what's up!
Hey. Why didn't I think of that before?
- Wait. We're free? - Let's get out of here!
No. We got to fix this.
Remember -- I'll do the talking. You just follow along.
No way! Why would he listen to us?
Because I've studied the power of persuasion.
Hey! Who said you could be out of your cage?!
Oh! Larry!
So, I've given it some thought, and I-I don't think I'm cut out
for this carnival lifestyle, but, uh...
That's enough out of you, Wormy.
M-M-May I interest you in a lucrative trade?
A, um, equivalent exchange between us men, hmm?
I'm listening...
Well, I think, as two rational people, we can agree to...
Agree that this stinks?! I didn't sign up for this!
I'll show you what I think of this carnival!
- Vic! - You little...
We tried things your way. Now let's try mine.
Wait, Vic! Where are you going?
Whoa!
Ugh.
- Uh... - Seriously?!
Vic, this isn't a time to play games!
Zip it and trust me! I got this.
Uh...steady...
Where are you, boy?!
You!
We gotta get out of here! This isn't going to work!
Stop moving around.
Aah!
Great. I missed his creepy eye.
So your half-baked plan is my fault?!
Well, it's better than whatever you wanted to do.
I am so sick of you!
Whoa, Val. Wait. I --
Yes! Ha-ha-ha-ha! In your face, Vic!
Whoa!
You pull, too!
Aah! Ohh! Hurry.
Let's do this. All set?
Now let's flex our hot-dog body.
No! No!
Do you have any idea how much an obsidian eye costs?!
We got our bodies back! We got our bodies back!
I bet Grandma's asleep now anyways.
You boys are late.
Heh. Yeah. We, uh, had to win you
this cute little pepper, Grandma.
A present for me? Oh!
You cannot buy me off with trinkets!
But at least you stuck together.
Uh...yeah.
Yeah, uh, maybe a little too much.