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♪ Magic is real here ♪
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♪ Far away from home ♪
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♪ Anything can happen ♪
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♪ When witches make the rules ♪
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♪ Monsters are cool ♪
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♪ The moon is our friend ♪
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♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
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♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
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Excuse me,
could you um please uh...
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Of course!
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Why do I bother?
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The water always goes
straight through em.
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The one thing they don't
tell you about being a ghost
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is that your hands
always feel sticky.
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Boy am I glad
my hands are alive.
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I love to wash them.
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I gotta say,
you've got great technique!
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Thanks!
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There's a big handwashing
community in my hometown.
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What's your name young man?
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Oscar Peltzer!
What's yours?
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Ghost the Ernest.
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Well, nice to meet you,
see you around.
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Let me get that!
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After you.
What?!
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After...you?
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How dare you!
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You never open the door
for a ghost.
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I'm sorry!
I didn't know!
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Oscar Peltzer,
do you want lettuce...
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on your knuckle sandwich?!
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No?
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Then you must improve
your manners.
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Only then will I put
your knuckle sandwich
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back in the fridge.
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Yeah, of course it's you.
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Only someone who associates
with Hedgehog
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would have manners that bad.
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I have good manners!
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Uh...sir!
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I just didn't know the rule!
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Yes, well, you should.
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You need to go
to the Emily Ghost
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Institute for Manners
and Magical Etiquette.
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Tell them I sent you.
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They give me a free class
for anyone I recommend.
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Hedgehog!
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Do you want to take
a class with me?
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I'm in!
Is there extra credit?
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Do we get uniforms?
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Wait...what type of class?
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Etiquette lessons.
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Otherwise, Ghost the Earnest
is gonna give me
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a knuckle sandwich.
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You were in there
for two minutes.
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Here we are.
After you!
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No, after you!
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Oh, after you!
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How dare you!
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Oh crumbs!
Sorry.
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I guess that's why
we're here right?
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To learn?
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Hi, I'm Oscar.
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Psst, Hedgehog.
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I wrote you a note.
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Good afternoon, scholars
of sophistication.
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I'm Emily Ghost,
I'll be your teacher.
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First lesson, which fork to
start with at a dinner party --
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Yes, what?
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Sorry, hi, yes.
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Oscar -- we met outside.
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Yes, I recall.
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So, a little bit about me.
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I already know all my manners.
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I just need to know
why it's rude
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to hold the door open
for a ghost.
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When you take your car
to a mechanic,
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do you tell him
what your car needs?
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No!
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You leave it
to the professionals!
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I don't have a car!
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Because I support
transportation alternatives,
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and also 'cause
I'm a little kid.
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Well then, you probably
can't tell me,
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which fork you start
with at a dinner party --
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The outside fork!
I know this one!
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You so rudely interrupted me
before I finished.
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What fork do you start with
at a dinner party thrown by...
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Molar Moles?
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If you are above ground,
you start with the outside fork.
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If you are underground,
the bigger, inside fork.
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You've got a lot to learn,
elephant.
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Always thank the broom
for its service.
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What is the proper posture
when dining with monsters?
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Hmm...
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Mm?
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Hunched over your food,
correct.
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Okay,
walk over to the Alien.
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You're welcome.
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Excellent job.
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Aliens love toots.
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Never tell a sasquatch
that you like their house.
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They'll feel pressured
to give you a tour
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and they hate giving tours.
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What's this do?
Nothing.
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I just wanted this book.
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It's rude to tell your problems
to a witch.
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Wait, what?
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But I always tell
Hedgehog my problems.
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No! Don't dump your garbage
on witches.
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You have to go to Shark.
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Once a week.
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Therapy is non-negotiable.
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Well, I do that, too.
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Well maybe you can go
twice a week
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and discuss why
you keep interrupting me!
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Now, a lesson on doors.
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Finally!
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Grr...
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Mm!
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One more interruption like that
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and I will throw you
out of class!
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And you better not miss this,
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it's going to be
on the big test.
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Now, one only opens a door
slightly for a yeti.
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You start with the proverbial
pickle jar
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and let them finish it.
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For monsters, you should
open the door
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and then kick them in the butt
to avoid frame chafing.
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Witches?
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Trick question, they fly
straight through the skylight.
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For elves, you should open
the door but never close it
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because they always forget
something in their car.
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And for a ghost,
you never open a door.
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Hmmm.
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Mmm...
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But --
Because --
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I warned you, Oscar.
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Good luck passing the test
without my tutelage!
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Oh boo boo.
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I feel like
she's singling us out.
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Oscar, we're the only ones
in the class.
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Besides, I'm doing
really well.
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I don't want to eat
a knuckle sandwich.
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Hedgehog,
I'm never hungry for knuckles.
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Don't worry.
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I made flashcards.
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Sometimes school
doesn't make sense
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and you're just doing it
for the validation.
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In those cases it helps
to make up a little rhyme.
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If a ghost comes by,
let the door lie.
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Yeah,
that's pretty good.
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When you see
a Sasquatch's home.
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Just leave him alone.
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If you eat a monsters soup,
your shoulders must droop.
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Give a hoot,
offer aliens a toot!
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Okay, I got 'em.
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Then how about a quiz?
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If a ghost is coming by...
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let the door lie!
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Correct!
You got this.
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Excuse me, is this the school
for manners?
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Yup, right this way.
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Tch.
How rude.
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Oscar, I love you, but you're
thicker than toothpaste.
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Time's up!
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Pass your papers to the front
of the class please.
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Let's see how you did, Hedgehog.
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Mmm...
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That tastes like
a full-bodied A-plus...
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with a zesty
extra-credit endnote.
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Now, for Oscar's test.
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Tastes like a perfectly
average C-plus.
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You pass.
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Woo-hoo!
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Not so fast.
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The written portion counts for
0.0006 percent of your grade.
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Now comes the part that counts
for 100 percent of your grade --
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The Door Practice Test!
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Aww.
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For this portion of the test,
we will be using
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this state of the art
cardboard door etiquette tester.
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When you do it the correct way,
you will hear this sound.
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But if you get it wrong,
you will hear...
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Hedgehog, you're up first!
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Elves in charge, open large!
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Witches delight open skylight.
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Monster chums, kick the buns.
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And most important of all,
ghost don't open at all!
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Wonderful form, Hedgehog!
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I pronounce you valedictorian!
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Great job, Hedgehog!
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Listen, I love
being head of class,
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but shouldn't we wait
until Oscar passes his test?
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Pass?
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Please, we all know
how this will go.
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Don't listen to her, Oscar!
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Just remember the rhymes!
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You got this!
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Oscar, you may begin.
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Hey, I know this!
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Elves in charge, open large!
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Witches delight,
open skylight.
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Yesss!
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Huh?
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Don't mess this up!
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Or I'll feed you
this knuckle sandwich.
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Special recipe just for you!
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Oh man,
come on, Oscar!
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Uhhm...monster goes out...
kick them in some part?
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Yetis...uh...
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Yetis on the floor.
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Head-butt the door?
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No!
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Most important of all, ghosts...
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Open the door the mosts.
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Aahh!
Oh no.
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No!
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I declare this student
has not learned his manners!
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Well, I warned you,
Oscar Peltzer.
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I hope you're hungry because
this knuckle sandwich
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feeds a family of four!
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Ahhhhh!
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Huh?
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Enjoying your meal,
rude child?
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Hey, isn't it actually rude
to punch someone in the face?
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Huh?
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Oh no, you're right!
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I got so wrapped up in judging
you that I forgot my manners.
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Ahem.
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Ghost the Earnest,
your manners are terrible.
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You must sign up for retraining
and recertification.
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Sorry again for trying
to punch you.
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It was so rude of me.
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I'll forgive you if you just
tell me why it's so rude
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to hold the door for a ghost.
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You see, ghosts can float
through doors.
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It's kinda
the only thing we got,
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so we don't want it
taken away from us.
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That makes perfect sense!
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After you!
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You're a very polite
young elephant!
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Oh!
Not a ghost.
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Yeah, yup.
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Excellent job!
Aliens love toots!