♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
Excuse me, could you um please uh...
Of course!
Why do I bother?
The water always goes straight through em.
The one thing they don't tell you about being a ghost
is that your hands always feel sticky.
Boy am I glad my hands are alive.
I love to wash them.
I gotta say, you've got great technique!
Thanks!
There's a big handwashing community in my hometown.
What's your name young man?
Oscar Peltzer! What's yours?
Ghost the Ernest.
Well, nice to meet you, see you around.
Let me get that!
After you. What?!
After...you?
How dare you!
You never open the door for a ghost.
I'm sorry! I didn't know!
Oscar Peltzer, do you want lettuce...
on your knuckle sandwich?!
No?
Then you must improve your manners.
Only then will I put your knuckle sandwich
back in the fridge.
Yeah, of course it's you.
Only someone who associates with Hedgehog
would have manners that bad.
I have good manners!
Uh...sir!
I just didn't know the rule!
Yes, well, you should.
You need to go to the Emily Ghost
Institute for Manners and Magical Etiquette.
Tell them I sent you.
They give me a free class for anyone I recommend.
Hedgehog!
Do you want to take a class with me?
I'm in! Is there extra credit?
Do we get uniforms?
Wait...what type of class?
Etiquette lessons.
Otherwise, Ghost the Earnest is gonna give me
a knuckle sandwich.
You were in there for two minutes.
Here we are. After you!
No, after you!
Oh, after you!
How dare you!
Oh crumbs! Sorry.
I guess that's why we're here right?
To learn?
Hi, I'm Oscar.
Psst, Hedgehog.
I wrote you a note.
Good afternoon, scholars of sophistication.
I'm Emily Ghost, I'll be your teacher.
First lesson, which fork to start with at a dinner party --
Yes, what?
Sorry, hi, yes.
Oscar -- we met outside.
Yes, I recall.
So, a little bit about me.
I already know all my manners.
I just need to know why it's rude
to hold the door open for a ghost.
When you take your car to a mechanic,
do you tell him what your car needs?
No!
You leave it to the professionals!
I don't have a car!
Because I support transportation alternatives,
and also 'cause I'm a little kid.
Well then, you probably can't tell me,
which fork you start with at a dinner party --
The outside fork! I know this one!
You so rudely interrupted me before I finished.
What fork do you start with at a dinner party thrown by...
Molar Moles?
If you are above ground, you start with the outside fork.
If you are underground, the bigger, inside fork.
You've got a lot to learn, elephant.
Always thank the broom for its service.
What is the proper posture when dining with monsters?
Hmm...
Mm?
Hunched over your food, correct.
Okay, walk over to the Alien.
You're welcome.
Excellent job.
Aliens love toots.
Never tell a sasquatch that you like their house.
They'll feel pressured to give you a tour
and they hate giving tours.
What's this do? Nothing.
I just wanted this book.
It's rude to tell your problems to a witch.
Wait, what?
But I always tell Hedgehog my problems.
No! Don't dump your garbage on witches.
You have to go to Shark.
Once a week.
Therapy is non-negotiable.
Well, I do that, too.
Well maybe you can go twice a week
and discuss why you keep interrupting me!
Now, a lesson on doors.
Finally!
Grr...
Mm!
One more interruption like that
and I will throw you out of class!
And you better not miss this,
it's going to be on the big test.
Now, one only opens a door slightly for a yeti.
You start with the proverbial pickle jar
and let them finish it.
For monsters, you should open the door
and then kick them in the butt to avoid frame chafing.
Witches?
Trick question, they fly straight through the skylight.
For elves, you should open the door but never close it
because they always forget something in their car.
And for a ghost, you never open a door.
Hmmm.
Mmm...
But -- Because --
I warned you, Oscar.
Good luck passing the test without my tutelage!
Oh boo boo.
I feel like she's singling us out.
Oscar, we're the only ones in the class.
Besides, I'm doing really well.
I don't want to eat a knuckle sandwich.
Hedgehog, I'm never hungry for knuckles.
Don't worry.
I made flashcards.
Sometimes school doesn't make sense
and you're just doing it for the validation.
In those cases it helps to make up a little rhyme.
If a ghost comes by, let the door lie.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
When you see a Sasquatch's home.
Just leave him alone.
If you eat a monsters soup, your shoulders must droop.
Give a hoot, offer aliens a toot!
Okay, I got 'em.
Then how about a quiz?
If a ghost is coming by...
let the door lie!
Correct! You got this.
Excuse me, is this the school for manners?
Yup, right this way.
Tch. How rude.
Oscar, I love you, but you're thicker than toothpaste.
Time's up!
Pass your papers to the front of the class please.
Let's see how you did, Hedgehog.
Mmm...
That tastes like a full-bodied A-plus...
with a zesty extra-credit endnote.
Now, for Oscar's test.
Tastes like a perfectly average C-plus.
You pass.
Woo-hoo!
Not so fast.
The written portion counts for 0.0006 percent of your grade.
Now comes the part that counts for 100 percent of your grade --
The Door Practice Test!
Aww.
For this portion of the test, we will be using
this state of the art cardboard door etiquette tester.
When you do it the correct way, you will hear this sound.
But if you get it wrong, you will hear...
Hedgehog, you're up first!
Elves in charge, open large!
Witches delight open skylight.
Monster chums, kick the buns.
And most important of all, ghost don't open at all!
Wonderful form, Hedgehog!
I pronounce you valedictorian!
Great job, Hedgehog!
Listen, I love being head of class,
but shouldn't we wait until Oscar passes his test?
Pass?
Please, we all know how this will go.
Don't listen to her, Oscar!
Just remember the rhymes!
You got this!
Oscar, you may begin.
Hey, I know this!
Elves in charge, open large!
Witches delight, open skylight.
Yesss!
Huh?
Don't mess this up!
Or I'll feed you this knuckle sandwich.
Special recipe just for you!
Oh man, come on, Oscar!
Uhhm...monster goes out... kick them in some part?
Yetis...uh...
Yetis on the floor.
Head-butt the door?
No!
Most important of all, ghosts...
Open the door the mosts.
Aahh! Oh no.
No!
I declare this student has not learned his manners!
Well, I warned you, Oscar Peltzer.
I hope you're hungry because this knuckle sandwich
feeds a family of four!
Ahhhhh!
Huh?
Enjoying your meal, rude child?
Hey, isn't it actually rude to punch someone in the face?
Huh?
Oh no, you're right!
I got so wrapped up in judging you that I forgot my manners.
Ahem.
Ghost the Earnest, your manners are terrible.
You must sign up for retraining and recertification.
Sorry again for trying to punch you.
It was so rude of me.
I'll forgive you if you just tell me why it's so rude
to hold the door for a ghost.
You see, ghosts can float through doors.
It's kinda the only thing we got,
so we don't want it taken away from us.
That makes perfect sense!
After you!
You're a very polite young elephant!
Oh! Not a ghost.
Yeah, yup.
Excellent job! Aliens love toots!