♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
Eee! It's a family reunion.
Oscar, I keep telling you.
I'm a cute little wooly mammoth.
You're an elephant.
Yeah! We're elephantidaes.
I was thinking our first family-versary
can be our Mushroom Anniversary.
I made cream of mushroom soup, a mushroom galette,
and mushrooms with herbs.
'Midst doom and gloom, one may consume whom?
A mushroom!
Happiness resumed!
Blech!
You don't like mushrooms?
Not really, no.
Here, you haven't tried mine.
Uhm, no thanks, they uh, make your hair turn into spaghetti!
Not your hair!
You have the best hair in the whole family.
Oscar we're -- we're not -- you know what.
Let's do something else.
If you come over to my house,
I'll make us some dancing banana peels.
Okay.
Come on, bubby.
What was that Alice said about mushrooms?
They make your hair turn into spaghetti!
Whaaa!?
I didn't know that!
Oh, my gosh, make them shush.
Do you think it happens to arm hair?
What about knee hair?
Mushrooms turn your hair into spaghetti!
Pass it on.
Mushrooms turn your hair into spaghetti!
...she went to the hairdresser, and the hairdresser said,
"No way, Jose, I can't do a thing with it,"
And now they're not friends anymore!
And everyone started calling him "spaghetti hair"
and "pesto hair-do" and he never got asked to the prom.
Flower # And they had to close their business and sell their house
and move into the desert forever.
All because they ate a mushroom.
Which made their hair turn into spaghetti!
Who told you that?
Ahhhh. This never gets old.
Mm-hmm.
The Death Cap is coming.
The Death Cap is coming!
Oh, crumbs!
Don't worry, Alice!
Clumsiness runs in the family.
No bubby, I had a premonition!
The Death Cap is coming for me!
Whoa, what's the Death Cap?
Actually, first, what's a premonition?
It's a vision of the future, they're really important.
Okay, so what's the Death Cap?
I don't know.
The Witch library can help us.
To the library!
Waah!
Sorry.
Okay, here we are.
"Common Prems."
Death cap, Death Cap...
Uh, eh, here!
Among their duties are dealing with people
who spread "Mushrumors."
Negative speak about anyone in the mushroom community.
They're hunting me because of what I said at the picnic.
About Mushrooms turning your hair into spaghetti?
That's important information!
I might have made that up.
Why don't you sincerely apologize!
That's how I fix all my stuff.
We can apologize to this fairy ring.
Fairies?!
I was wondering when fairies
were gonna show up on this island!
Ew. No. Fairies aren't real, Oscar.
A fairy ring is a ring of mushrooms.
Well my quantum theories tend to start
with the macro versus the micro.
Hello? Ah!
Heh... um, I was wondering,
I don't know if you guys heard anything
about mushrooms -- about yourselves recently...
What, like how we'll make your hair turn into spaghetti?
Causing a lack of faith in the permanence of our objectivity
leading to a crisis of identity
in which we all are just subjective constructs?
Yeah...
I'm really sorry about that.
That was you?
How could you?!
I didn't mean for it to get so out of hand...
I just didn't want to eat any of Oscar's mushrooms.
Well. Thank you for being so forthcoming.
We accept your apology.
How'd it go? Really great!
Now c'mon!
We still have to finish our dancing banana peel-sss.
The Death Cap is coming.
Aah!
But what I am saying is that they are interchangeable,
your subjective -- Aah!
The Death Cap is still coming!
I thought you called her off?!
Oh... we can't stop her.
It's one of those things where you summon her,
and her wheels are in motion.
But I apologized!
And we appreciate that.
Psst.
Can we talk?
Listen, Alice.
Once I wore a vest to school.
One person hated it.
Then, the next day, I wore pants, and that same person...
he loved them!
He told everybody that I had really good fashion sense.
And I went from hating him back to never thinking about him!
Oscar, did you not wear pants the first time?
What I'm saying is, if you talk smack about someone
and then you say something nice about them,
it brings it back to a neutral zero!
So you're saying I should start a nice rumor about mushrooms.
By jove, I think she's got it.
Well, yeah, that's a fine idea and all,
but how are we gonna spread a reverse rumor
fast enough to reach the Death Cap before she reaches me?
The same way we spread the first one!
We gotta go back to our butt prints!
Oh, no wonder!
You had us picnic on top of these big mouths.
I was going to make you a dandelion crown.
Well, instead you made a dandelion dish.
And nothing dishes like a dandelion.
Hey... Ahh!
Can I bend your ear?
I heard something crazy about mushrooms.
Go on...
Uhh. Mushrooms...
they...taste...good?
Eh.
Come on! That was hot off the press!
Meh. Everybody knows that.
Tell us something we don't know.
Mushrooms will pick you up from the airport?
No duh!
3 I heard this one mushroom was picking up a friend
and they had to sit through three hours of traffic
just to get to their gate.
So nice.
Mushrooms look good in a vest.
Yeah and, now you're gonna tell everyone that, right?
Yeah, yeah! As soon as the wind blows.
Hmm...
Still wet.
Ah!
The Death Cap, she found me!
Aah!
I know witches really aren't supposed to mess with nature,
but if this good rumor's gonna spread in time
to save me, I'm gonna have to magic up some wind.
Okay, okay. Okay.
Oscar, shush!
Okay...
Ooo, wind will blow, so my foe's woes goes!
When I spin my toe, let this rumor grow!
Wooooo!
It's working!
Whoa, that worked super well.
I should bend nature to my will more often.
Goodbye, forever angry mushroom woman.
Let's say we get outta here?
Dancing banana sundaes on me.
Yup, I'm comfortable letting my guard down.
Do my eyes deceive me or did Alice try and do our job for us?
As in, make a little wind of her own?!
Let's teach her not to mess
with the natural order, shall we, Paul?
Paul, P-- Hey, Paul!
Let's teach her. Yo, what?
Just blow.
Aah!
Uuuuum...do you think the rumor reached her yet?
I do not!
It's time.
No! Please spare me!
I've got so much left to give!
And take!
No! Aaahhhh!
Alice!
Karma never loses an address.
Where are you taking me?
Is this really it for me?
I've never even tried sushi.
Hush now.
We've arrived.
Arrived where?
Ohh?
Whooooa.
What on earth is that?
Surely you are aware of the Royal Mush?!
It is I who summoned the Death Cap!
To teach you a lesson.
I-I said I was sorry!
I-I And... and...
you guys look amazing in vests!
We look amazing in everything!
Your fate is sealed!
Ah! They're gonna eat me!
Uh, no!
They're gonna take my tongue for spreading rumors!
Ah! Or both!
No! No, no, no, no!
No, no! No! Ahhhh!
Mm?!
Mmm.
Wow, what was that?
It can be no great mystery.
You're tellin' me that was a mushroom?
A button mushroom!
We heard you didn't like them,
and it's extremely important that witches like mushrooms.
They're an essential part of magic!
So what's the verdict?
I'm guilty...
of...
loving it!
Oil, butter, spices, baby!
Haha! Yeah, baby!
Yeah!
My name is Oscar and I'm here to say,
whatever you're going to do to the Elephantidae Family,
you have to do to me also!
Nice vest!
Umami!
Alright, weirdo, I guess we can be cousins.