♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from shore ♪
♪ Sea bunnies will take you on ♪
♪ An underwater tour ♪
♪ Water is warm ♪
♪ The waves are in motion ♪
♪ A summer camp adventure ♪
♪ Underneath the ocean ♪
Uh, this neighborhood's really changing.
That coral used to be a smaller coral.
Great observation, sir.
Couldn't agree more, sir.
Oh, uh, what's this?
Porcelain tiles, mm, chrome finishes.
Back...splash.
You were just saying you wanted that, sir.
Oh, yes, this would make a fine shell upgrade for you, sir.
Oh, hi, guys. This isn't a shell.
You're a hard bargainer, buddy.
How much do you want for it?
Honestly?
It's not like I haven't thought about selling.
But now's just not the right time.
Too much going on in my life.
That's what the last guy said.
Listen, uh, don't take this the wrong way buddy.
I don't really get "sea creature" vibes from you.
What are you doing down here?
Oscar? Oscar!
Ugh, you used the portal-potty, didn't you?
I thought it was a normal porta potty!
I borrowed the L.
I thought it would make a great boomerang.
Ha!
Oh. Guess not.
Susie, can you please get me back on land?
I'm feeling really out of my element.
Huh? Yes, we all know you're an elephant.
Don't worry, I've slapped you with
an underwater breathing spell.
Alright, toilet twerp,
since you're already at the bottom of the ocean,
find me a sea bunny.
Susie, it's a little echo-y down here.
Did you say sea bunny?
Yes! Sea bunny!
It's the latest must have cute pet accessory
according to "Small Animals Monthly."
A sea-bunny. Find one.
Then, and only then,
will I return your toilet torso to dry land.
Sea Bunny?
Does that even really exist?
Where would I find one?
I'm glad you asked!
♪ To find the sea bunnies ♪
♪ You're searching for ♪
♪ Hop on my back ♪
♪ And let's explore ♪
♪ They don't live here ♪
♪ There's not enough room ♪
♪ They live in the pit ♪
♪ Of certain doom ♪
Certain doom? Um, are you sure?
Any chance they live in, like,
the cove of fun and relaxing times?
♪ Many have entered ♪
♪ Few have survived ♪
♪ Good luck ♪
♪ We hope you make it out alive ♪
Mm... It's okay, Oscar old buddy.
You've been in pits before -- arm pits, ball pits.
What's one more pit?
Oh, yeah, certain doom.
Sea Bunny #He doesn't look like much of a threat to me.
Sea Bunny # You're right.
Look at those little noodle legs.
We would slurp them up if we had to.
Please don't slurp.
Oh! You're a cutie-wutie little sea bunny!
♪ Welcome to our community ♪
♪ We are the little sea bunnies ♪
♪ Whether you look on land or sea ♪
♪ There is no bunny cute as we ♪
What kind of animal are you?
Never seen ears like that before.
So big.
Some might say too big?
Not me, but some might say that.
I'm an elephant!
My name's Oscar.
You're not an elephant.
That's an elephant!
I think he meant to say "land elephant".
Oh, right. That keeps happening.
Cultural differences, I guess.
Yeah, land elephant.
There are a ton of cool creatures on land
that you guys don't know about.
Ligers, jackalopes, Chupacabras.
I'm sure there's more but those are the first three
that spring to mind.
Wowie.
Land sounds fun!
Can you take us there?
Really? Yes!
Wow, things are never this easy for me.
Susie is gonna be --
Wait, you know Susie?
Susie sent him!
I knew my habit of name-dropping
would get me in trouble one of these days.
Leave this scrawny creature alone,
you buck toothed little weirdos!
Hocus bocus hippity hoppity boo!
-Susie! -Scatter!
Sea Bunny #See ya!
Hi, Oscar, I'm Sea Susie, the sea witch.
Oh, that explains why the sea bunnies freaked out.
They didn't know I was talking about "Land Susie".
Who, admittedly, is also scary.
Land Susie? She sounds cool.
Why'd you zap those SB's?
I needed them. Those weren't Sea Bunnies.
They were Sea "Rabbits".
You actually fell for their little song?
I know that facial expression.
You're hungry.
Here, have a sea cucumber.
Mmm.
This is tasty tasty!
Did you put a spell on this cuke?
Just a pinch of sea salt.
Oscar, you're hooked!
You can say that again!
No, you're hooked.
Ahoy! A sea elephant!
I'm not a sea elephant. I'm Oscar.
Oh, yeah. I can smell it now.
Sea bunnies!
Actual Sea Bunnies squirming so adorably!
Osc, my man, do you need a lift back to shore?
Reel me in, captain!
You showed up just in time.
We're about to call it quits.
If you don't mind me asking,
what are you gonna do with all those sea bunnies?
Oh my! Thanks for reminding us.
We almost forgot to dump them back in the ocean.
This is a catch-and-release ship, after all.
It's the only ethical way to get the thrill of fishing.
Hold on now!
Can't we take one back with us for Susie?
Oscar, you're not trying to get us
to budge on our ethics, are you?
Uh, it's international waters.
Anything goes!
No!
Ethically speaking, we caught Oscar.
We should probably dump him back in the ocean now too!
I was contemplating that,
but what of Oscar's own volition in this situation?
Does his agency as a captive
override our obligations as seafarers?
A quandary. A true quandary.
I'll save you the trouble.
If I show my wet face at camp without a sea bunny for Susie,
my sea goose is cooked.
-Sea goose?
Oh hey, it's Oscar.
Welcome to rock bottom, dude.
How goes the sea bunny hunt?
I'm totally deflated at this point.
You and me both, bro!
♪ Look out honey, here comes a sea bunny ♪
Really?
♪ Hi, my name is Sea Bunny ♪
♪ Nice to meet you ♪
♪ I'm shy, that's why ♪
♪ It took so long to greet you ♪
Uh, you're not a sea bunny.
H-He's been doing this ever since the latest
"Small Animals Monthly" came out.
♪ I may not look like the beautiful sea bunnies
♪ From the magazine ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm kind of ugly ♪
♪ But you don't have to be so mean ♪
A tendency toward self-pity.
I get that.
What are you gonna do, Oscar?
♪ The joke's on me ♪
♪ But it's not funny ♪
♪ It's so hard ♪
♪ To snag a sea bunny ♪
♪ Guess this is how ♪
♪ It's gonna be ♪
♪ Stuck for a while ♪
♪ At the bottom of the sea ♪
Oscar's still searching for a sea bunny.
Over.
Oscar -- sea bunny is over?
Oscar's search for a sea bunny is over?
-Oscar's sea bunny --
Oscar's search for a sea bunny is over?
Uhh, Oscar found his sea bunny?
That was fast.
I was just trying to waste Oscar's time.
I thought I'd get at least
15 to 20 years of peace and quiet
out of that stupid errand.
Susie, I really tried to get your sea bunnies.
I looked all over the place.
A sea cow sang a song...
♪ Beautiful day ♪
♪ The sun is glistening ♪
♪ Blah blah blah blah ♪
♪ I'm not listening ♪
And then I met this guy who said he's a sea bunny,
and I'm like 80% sure he's lying.
Yeah. Clearly a hideous blobfish.
No value to me as a cute pet.
Try again. Wait, wait, wait! He's not ugly.
If you squint and put him really far away...
♪ If sea bunnies are the cutest trend ♪
♪ Do you truly want to match your friends? ♪
♪ Do you truly want the same pet as them? ♪
♪ Maybe you want something diff-er-ent ♪
Plus, he can...sing?
♪ It's true I've been working on my scales ♪
Scales, eh?
Hmm, this might be acceptable.
I could use some of his scales for a spell.
Phew! That's a relief.
♪ Eye of newt, blobfish scales ♪
♪ Conjure a spell to paint my nails ♪
Oh, rubbish.
I should've specified fingernails.
I like it!
Toe-tally stylish.
Oof. Success!
♪ All my life, I felt so worthless ♪
♪ Oh, to be used in a spell and finally have a purpose! ♪
Did somebody say porpoise?
Please don't slurp.