♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I want to stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
Your faithful soldiers are once again ready for battle.
No braver soldiers have ever there been.
Brave soldier, are you sure you're prepared
to dive headfirst into magma, just to protect your queen?
"Yes, Your Majesty.
Wait, on second thought, no!"
The queen thanks you for your service.
Ahhh!
The universe truly is cold and indifferent.
I'll be right back.
You'd better maintain your integrity, soldier.
Hi, Susie. Good morning.
As you know, I'm a super-strong person.
I'm captain of my softball team.
I drink my tea hot.
And I leave the crusts on my ham and cheeses.
Not because my mom said, but because it hardens me.
We get it. You're a jock.
Big whoop.
I guess what I'm trying to say is,
I am ready to learn my magical identity today.
Alright, kid.
You think you're ready?
I'm ready, baby!
You think you're ready to know what I know?
Yeah!
Well, if you think you're ready, just go to the fjords.
You'll find everything you need right there in the fjords.
The fjords!
Ryan!
Take Alexa to the fjords, please!
I've never been to the fjords.
Oh, my gosh, you're gonna love the fjords.
It's super-cold out there, though, so take these, uh,
pocket warmers.
They're ineffectual at best.
An impulse purchase.
Alright, off to the fjords with you
before I change my mind. - Okay, I'm ready.
Oh, are you now?
Keep it together. Keep it together.
Ohh!
Don't fret, Suz.
There's always tomorrow.
Just drop me wherever.
Can you imagine?
Okay, bye!
Aaaaahhhh! Ugh!
Uh! Totally forgot crows are completely tone-deaf.
Thanks a lot, Ryan.
Hey. Hello, ma'am.
May I get a lay of the land, please?
Fer sher.
Ah, the fjords.
Ryan was right.
I love them.
Introduce yourself.
Hi, fjords.
I'm Skadi.
Hi, fjords! I'm Alexa!
Hi, Alexa. So you must be our new giant.
Giant?
Oh, my gosh, yes! I knew it!
I'm tall, I'm sporty, I'm captain of my softball team.
And I bet you've got a couple fists
if you put in the effort.
Beautiful knuckles.
We're gonna need those.
Use 'em to punch a little cloud, control a little weather,
benefit nature in a generalized way.
Put me in, Coach!
I'm ready to be captain of the giants!
Ha ha. Captain?
You're hardly a rookie, slugger.
So let's put a pin in the captain thing
and focus on training up those fists, huh?
C'mon, fist bump.
Oh, yeah, there it is.
Can you, uh, put me down now?
My neck is kinda hurting.
Oh, my bad!
- Skadi! - Skadi!
Skadi, please!
While the rent-to-scenery ratio
is incredible out here on the fjords,
the winter climate has proven disastrous to our skin!
It is so dry, Skadi.
We itch, we flake.
We are only mice.
Just a tiny mist would do.
My chapped lips, Skadi.
My friends say I appear to be 90 years old,
but I am only 4.
And my paws are so chapped,
they must be wrapped in bandages always.
My friends call me "old stinky bandage hands"
to my face, Skadi. - And my décolletage
is so flaky I must cover it totally.
A disgrace!
What?
Uh, wha--
We can't hear you!
Actually they say they --
Come on, Alexa. You coming?
Yeah, wait up.
Alright, slugger, your cloud-punching post...
Let me at 'em.
...is at the top of a little climb
I like to call "Rude Bird,"
after the rude birds that like to roost here.
We're gonna climb it right now.
No problem.
I grab baseball bats all the time with these fists.
Got calluses for days. Oh!
I am a callus freak!
Check it out. My calluses got calluses.
Lemme see yours! Ha ha.
Skadi, I don't think you could handle my calluses.
Gnarly. I like your style.
As far as beta goes, you basically just follow this crack
till it goes off-width.
Transition this crimpy section about halfway up.
Lil' dyno up there, a few super bomber jugs,
and then the crux is this wild toe hook.
Super-fun.
Last one up has to pick a winner outta the other's nose!
Climb on!
Unh! Yeah! Unh!
Okay, Alexa.
I know this looks high, but...you're a giant.
This kinda stuff should be a breeze for you.
Easy, breezy.
Lemon...squeezy?!
I cannot be stopped!
I am a giant!
Aah!
Aw, you gonna cry?
What? Never!
There's no crying in softball.
You're outta your league.
Aah!
Almost there, slugger!
This is my fourth time up.
You're taking it slow, huh?
Really basting in the burn.
I get it.
Yes...I...
live for...the burn.
Ha ha! Heck yeah!
Fist bump! Yeah...
Must bump...
Fist bump!
There it is!
Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh!
Unh! Unh! Unh!
You got this, Alexa.
You don't got this.
There she is!
Yeah, there's that toe hook!
Great, so now that the easy part's over,
we can move on to the fun stuff.
Yes...finally...
Fun stuff.
You good, slugger?
I'm good!
Ha ha! That's the spirit!
Now let's hang from this cliff!
Watch this.
Ahh!
Wait till you feel the cool breeze
on your soft mossy pits, Alexa.
Now get out here!
You're a giant.
You're a giant, you're a giant!
Don't look!
It's just a part of being a giant.
And I won't give up now.
Okay, I'm totally hanging.
What now?
And now we punch clouds to bits for the benefit of all.
You're a giant, you're a giant.
These cliff hanging techniques have been passed down
the giant family for generations.
Now watch and learn!
- Yay! - Yay!
Whoo, yeah!
Now let's see that left hook.
Aah!
Oh, hey.
Looks like there are no clouds right now.
Darn.
Would you look at that?
It's your lucky day!
Awesome, yes.
So lucky.
Hm.
I thought I fell asleep in a sleeping bag?
Oh, my heavens.
Small child, how did you get into this mess?
Shall I call somebody?
Relay a parting message to your loved ones?
Oh, no. I'm fine.
This is normal everyday giant stuff...
right?
Um, what do giants usually do
when they get into pickles like this?
Hmm.
Well, my dear, the concept of pickles
is something entirely foreign to giants.
I wish you luck.
I don't know who you're talking to,
but, uh, are you gonna hit this cloud?
Oh, uh, yeah.
I was just, you know, hyping myself.
Yikes!
Not in the syllabus.
What do I do?
Softball never prepared me for this!
I'm just a little kid!
Huh?
Good, I'm alive.
Hey, don't sweat it, rook!
We'll just climb back up and try again.
C'mon, let's go.
Skadi.
I'm about to do something I've never done before.
No, no, Alexa.
This is the same cliff we climbed up earlier.
It's not that.
I'm gonna...
give up.
Look, cliff climbing, cloud punching,
I'm just not made for this stuff.
Susie was wrong.
I'm not a giant.
It's just...
not my thing.
Here.
I know something that'll be both our things.
Oof! Stop licking your lips!
But, Mama, I must!
How else can I assuage this ceaseless chafing?
Hmm... You need more salve.
No! This is but sand!
And you, come over here. You need salve, as well.
What?! Papa, it only makes us drier.
But they've always said exfoliating helps.
A common misconception.
Will our prayers for moisture ever be answered?
Ahh. Nothing like a good ol' cup of twilight cocoa.
I hope you can still lift your mug after all that climbing.
Hey!
Ha ha ha!
Ahh. Oh!
Hot cocoa cloud alert!
- Whee! - Ahh!
Huh? Could it be?
Mist! Sweet precipitation!
Le bébé ne pleure plus!
Ahh!
No longer am I shackled by shame.
- Whoo-hoo!
I am a giant!
A giant to mice.
Oh! You are a giant.
You're a giant to mice!
That's what I --
Heh heh. Yeah.
- Ooh! - Ooh!
Feeling good, everyone?
Feeling good, Alexa?
Feelin' good, Skadi?
You don't got this.