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♪ Magic is real here ♪
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♪ Far away from home ♪
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♪ Anything can happen ♪
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♪ When witches make the rules ♪
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♪ Monsters are cool ♪
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♪ The moon is our friend ♪
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♪ I want to stay with you ♪
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♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
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I'm really sorry, everyone,
but I can't do this jump.
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Not with a broken heart.
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But, Ski Bat,
you have to!
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No pressure, but, like,
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the whole school
is counting on you, dude.
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Counting on me
was their first mistake.
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But it won't be
their last.
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I thought your parents
were renewing their vows.
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They are,
but I told them
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I have to give my boyfriend
something.
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What?
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This.
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Ski Bat!
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Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, Ski Bat!
Ski Bat!
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Awesome.
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Okay, everyone.
That was "Ski Bat."
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Selected by Max
to celebrate
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him discovering
that he's a vampire.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah, Max!
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- Yes!
- Nice job, Max!
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Does everyone get
something like this
when they find out?
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Depends on what kind
of magical creature you are.
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Shark told me during
a one-on-one therapy session.
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Oh.
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Don't feel bad, Oliver.
You'll figure out yours soon.
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Magical identities
are always a mystery.
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Well,
not for Susie.
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She plans these events.
I think she already knows
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what every camper's
magical identity is.
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Reeeeally?
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Listen to this,
Jimjams --
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"Despite the creative
shortcomings
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of Vampire Video's
stale initiation rituals,
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the event was yet
another technical masterpiece
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and deserves praise."
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Aw, that's nice.
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Ah, soldiers and eggs!
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Does it get any better
than this, Jimjams?
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Nope.
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Ahhh --
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Hm?
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I want to know
my magical identity.
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Please, Susie!
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I hate not knowing!
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I wanna be finished!
Cooked!
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Like a turkey
on Thanksgiving Day!
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Well, you gotta marinate
a little more, buddy.
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I'm not telling you
what you are.
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Then you have left me
no choice.
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I will get you to tell me
by participating
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in the age-old tradition
of nonviolent protest.
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A sit-in!
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Where may I sit?
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Wherever you want.
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You would not believe my ability
to ignore precocious activism.
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Nonviolently sitting down.
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Nonviolently crossing arms.
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Ahhh --
Nonviolently waiting
for you to tell me
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what kind of
magical creature I am.
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Oliver, having questions in life
is actually a great thing.
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It's the fuel
that keeps us moving.
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Know what I mean?
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No.
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Jimjams, what do I do?
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I can't tell him.
With this group, he's gotta have
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some kind of epiphany
or something.
Hmm.
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Well, in my bowling league
back home,
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when the rookies
were getting impatient,
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we'd put up the gutter bumpers
to help guide the ball in.
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Maybe all Oliver needs
is a little bump.
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A little guidance.
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Like the ball.
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Oliver is the ball.
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Like from my
bowling league.
Yeah, got it.
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A little guidance.
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Come on,
Abbie Hoffman.
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You're gonna take your sit-in
on the road.
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I gotta run
some errands.
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A nomadic sit-in...
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I can do that.
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Wait, what's this?
Late fee?
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It says,
"Return Saturday."
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It's not any Saturday,
Susie.
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It's the Saturday
after you checked it out.
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And how am I supposed
to know that?!
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I'm not good
with conflict.
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"The Tiny Outburst Club"?
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Aw, I was hoping there'd be
a secret room or something.
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Whoa.
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According to this
older translation
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of this particular
cypher,
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it's not
"heat plus liquid" --
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it's "heat plus juice."
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Heat plus juice?
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I believe the ingredient
we're looking for
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is hot sauce.
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Oh! Hi.
Eh, sorry.
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Oh, it's you!
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What are you guys
doing?
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We're debating
the Elixir of Immortality
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with these glasses.
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You can only talk
if you're wearing them,
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and once you're done,
you have to pass them.
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It's a "Glass Pass."
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Oh, yeah!
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To prevent people
from talking over each other.
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A-ha-ha-ha!
This guy gets it.
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I've always believed
in respectful discourse.
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It's nice to meet others
that feel as strongly as I do.
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You know, Oliver,
only monsters
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are allowed to wear
these glasses.
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Would you like
to try them on?
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I would, but, uh,
I'm trying to get
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Susie to tell me what kind
of magical creature I am.
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Anyway, I should
probably get going.
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Bye!
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Iunno.
Huh?
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Ooh! We're doing errands
at Heartforde?
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I heart Heartforde!
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Everyone hearts Heartforde,
Oliver.
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That's why it's
on the sweatshirt.
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Piano Tuner?
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Uh, alright.
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Hm?
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Wow, it's so great to be back
at the Piano Tuner,
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where I come often.
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Isn't that right,
Piano Tuner?
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The Piano Tuner
is on her lunch break.
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Also, I've never
seen you before.
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Very funny...y-you.
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Now, enough with the comedy.
Take a look at my piano there,
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maybe talk to the kid
a little, okay?
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Maybe offer
a little guidance?
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As I said,
the tuner is not here.
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I can tune it.
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Lemme just see
what shape it's in.
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Huh?
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That song is
a monster classic.
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It's the first song
every monster learns,
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and you played it
perfectly.
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I think
I just realized something.
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Ooh, baby!
Here we go.
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This piano
is perfectly tuned.
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You're wasting
your time.
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Great job,
Gutter Bumpers!
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Great job.
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Uh, wow, Oliver.
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You played that monster song
really well.
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Like a...natural.
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Yeah, I've always
been a natural
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at playing piano,
reading very long books,
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and all kinds
of other gentle pursuits.
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But something always
felt missing.
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A meaning behind why I'm always
drawn to this stuff.
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Oh, Oliver, I thought
you were the smart one.
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C'mon, let's go.
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We got an errand
at the tea room.
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Okay, Oliver, just keep
an open eye
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to whatever
is around you.
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Really open yourself up
to the experience.
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I've been to tea rooms before.
I'm very open.
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Whoa!
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It's snowing inside.
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Remember, Oliver -- in life,
there is such a thing
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as too much twee.
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Huh?
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Aw.
Aww.
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Oh!
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Ooh! Mashed potato tea!
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Blech. Gross.
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I'll take
my bootleg coffee
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over this watery drip
any day.
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- Yeah!
- Go, Howard!
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Oh!
Go, Howard!
Whoa.
What's happening?
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Aw, look at
Howard.
Aah!
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Loose leaf tea.
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Very hard to catch!
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Hey there, little --
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Whoa!
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Uh, is that honey?
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Yeah.
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I figured sticky honey hands
would help me
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catch these leaves.
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Hmm.
Let me try something.
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Can I admit a dark secret
to a total stranger?
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I don't know where like half
the kids on this island are.
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- Yes, Oliver!
- Oliver! Oliver!
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Susie,
did you see that?
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Never took a lesson
in my life.
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Great job,
sticky pants.
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I have to get back to camp
by dark.
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Do you want to stay here
with your, uh...
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contemporaries?
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Heck no, big Suz!
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I'm sorry, guys.
I gotta go.
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I gotta continue
this roving sit-in
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to find out what kind
of magical creature I am.
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She's bound to tell me
any minute.
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People always crack
near bedtime.
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Iunno.
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It's okay, Oliver.
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You can come back
whenever you want.
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I...
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Oh, I got honey
all over your shoulder.
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C'mon, Oliver.
Train's leaving the station.
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Choo-choo.
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Okay, well, that's
where you were earlier,
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so just continue
your protest there.
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Hey, uh, Susie...
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I think I'm gonna
go home.
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Oh, no!
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I guess there's no shame
in going home empty-handed.
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Oh, I mean I'm gonna go home
and grab a sleeping bag,
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maybe some magazines,
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a canteen of my own
filtered cabin water.
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But I'll be back!
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Oh, joy.
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Hey, Oliver?
Yeah?
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Now that it's the evening
and you've had
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the whole day to think,
are you sure you're not having
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any epiphany moments
of any kind?
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Yeah, actually.
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All the errands we ran today
seem to point to one thing.
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Yeah?
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You run a lot of weird errands,
Susie.
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Be back in a bit.
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I don't get it,
Jimjams.
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I deep-fried that
Thanksgiving turkey
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and Oliver still can't
figure out who he is.
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I dunno, Suz.
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Maybe he just needs
a little longer in the oven.
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Ring, ring!
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Ring, ring!
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What area code is this?
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Hello?
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Susie?
It's Oliver.
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We spent the day
together?
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Yeah, I remember.
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I just wanted you to know
that I'm done with the sit-in,
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so I won't be
coming back tonight.
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I told you I don't cave
to organizers!
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Well...what's with the change
of heart. though?
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Well, I took
the long route home
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and I ended up
at the Monster's duplex.
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I had dinner with them.
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I'm here now!
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Tell Susie
we don't say "hi!"
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And?
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You got something
to tell me?
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Hmm. Yeah.
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I'm cool with not finding out
what kind of magical creature
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I am yet.
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I'm just gonna hang out
with the monsters,
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wait it out.
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Having questions is the fuel
in life that keeps us moving.
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Please don't spoon-feed me
philosophies
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I tried to spoon-feed you.
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Thanks for taking me
to run errands.
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I had a blast!
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Goodnight, Oliver.
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Ya did good, kid.
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Ew.
Don't call me kid.
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I want to know
my magical identity.