♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
Great. So now Mildred is immortal too.
Wait a minute there.
Too? You're immortal?
Oh, yeah.
I forgot to mention that.
Oh, you two are going to drive me crazy.
First things first.
Go find her.
I'm not an expert on immortality,
but it's probably not wise to start out forever with a grudge.
I think an apology is in order.
If she wants to apologize, she knows where to find me.
No.
I meant you apologize to Mildred.
What? No way. Not this time.
I'm gonna wait right here.
Mildred can come to me when she's ready.
It's not my fault.
Why does everybody think everything is my fault?
Ah!
Aah!
Oi, you better compose yourself, young lady.
Ugh! I am composed.
Aah!
Witch! Witch! Run!
- Don't let her get you. - That one over there.
She's a witch!
Ugh.
Well, I guess I need something to sulk on.
Hmph.
What are we doing?
We're waiting for Susie to come apologize.
Who's Susie?
She's my sister.
She said some really mean stuff to me
and it made me have a tantrum and made me run away.
Actually...
she's probably getting pretty worried about me right now.
Wondering where I am.
You know what, you'll meet her in a second.
She's going to be looking for me all over.
Great. I can't wait for you to introduce us.
Uh, what did you say your name was again?
My name?
I'm not sure.
What's your name? Mildred.
Oh. I'm Mildred's Friend.
Easy enough.
Now we wait.
Hey, when did you say Susie was coming?
I don't have any plans.
But I-I do have anxiety.
Oh. We didn't set a time.
I'm just kind of basing it off her past find-me-times.
Okay.
I'll try to lower my expectations.
So...
do you think this is going to be an all-night thing?
Should we set up camp?
Camp! Yeah.
Do you know what we do first?
Uh, no.
Well, Susie usually does the main stuff.
I do the extras.
The fun parts.
But I guess I could try.
Hey, I did it.
Hmph.
How about this?
Oh. Thanks.
I-I guess this works.
Susie will be here in the morning anyways.
Ugh, don't look at me like that.
I liked you better when you were a brooch.
Okay, fine.
I'll go physically put myself in front of her
so she can apologize to me.
- Tell us where the witch is. - She mixed up all our parts.
I can't look at corn the same way again.
- Bring us the witch! - We want justice!
We want justice!
If we find out you're hiding that little witch --
Miss Mary?
Susie, this city is looking for Mildred.
If anyone asks, don't tell them you're her sister.
Some people are really mad at her right now.
But Mildred is out there. All alone.
Mildred's fine. You know she can hold her own.
Come on.
Let's go back to bed.
Susie, promise me you won't go out there.
Promise.
Weird.
Your sister didn't show up.
Yeah. I noticed.
You know what?
Who needs Susie?
I'll make a new Susie,
and then I won't need old Susie.
Great.
Lousy Susie, always being so mean to me.
That'll show old Susie.
Hup.
What am I?
You're my sister, New Susie.
I'm in pain.
Maybe try moving around a little, you know, walk it off?
Can I do something else?
Sit down?
Hmm. Ah. Aah!
Like this?
Uh, you're nothing like Susie.
Ah-ha. This should do the trick.
This is all your fault!
You're always ruining everything!
Our parents left because of you!
Ugh!
So this is the end?
Life was just...
an accumulation of...
disappointments.
What are we doing?
Are you being bad?
What? No.
You are.
Okay, well...
sometimes you have to be bad to be good?
Look, if you keep quiet,
you can have all my figgy pudding for a month.
A year.
Great, sure. A year, whatever. Bye now. Shh.
Mildred!
Mildred, Mildred, Mildred, Mildred.
Mildred!
Mildr-- Oh, my goodness.
Look at this mess.
Have you by any chance seen a little girl with blue hair?
Bold commitment to the unibrow?
Oh, you must be on the search committee.
Please, take some flyers.
My kids made them.
Oh, no.
Hey, I thought they were pretty good.
- There! - Aah!
That's her sister.
Yeah. The hot corn twins.
- Of course. Twins. - Same eyebrow.
We are not twins.
I was two long years in this world without her.
Capture one hot corn twin, capture them both.
- Susie? - Miss Mary!
Get them!
- Get her! - Bring her in!
When you existentially exhale like that,
it makes me want to cry, so please don't.
Ta-da. Check it out.
I'm Susie now.
Whatever you want to dish at her, you can dish at me.
No, I want her to dish at me.
I'm not a mind reader.
Just, uh, tell me what to say.
You're supposed to say,
"Oh, Mildred, I'm so sorry for yelling at you
after you opened my special box in my room
that I've been hiding and cherishing for my whole life,
and then accidentally turned my very special witch brooch
into a frog."
Like that.
Yeah, yeah.
There's no way I'm gonna remember all of that.
Behold as I capture her essence with improv.
I'm Susie and I'm bad.
I'm sorry, Mildred, for getting mad at you
when you messed up my special necklace
and robbed me of my birthday joy.
Oh, Susie, I didn't mean to mess up your birthday.
I was just trying to make up for earlier
when I embarrassed you in front of those mean girls.
Okay, yeah, I messed up some stuff.
I always mess stuff up.
I probably should've listened to you,
been a pinch more reserved.
I'm sorry, Susie.
I am a great actress.
I'm going to apologize to her,
then we'll go to the Frozen North to find Mum and Pop.
Wait. What is that flyer?
What's it say, Mildred?
It says I'm a criminal.
It says I should be locked up.
Uh-oh. My anxiety is back.
It's okay. We can still go find Susie.
We just can't be seen. Oh, that's perfect.
I turn invisible when I'm anxious.
Look at that.
Bad witch, bad witch,
find and bind the bad witch.
You'll apologize to these people
after you apologize to Susie, yeah?
I'm not sure that would help.
Susie?
Susie, where are you?
Susie!
She's not here. Have you seen my sister?
Answer me.
I was told to "quiet down," so no,
I'm not sure I have anything to say.
Alright, alright.
Susie packed up her trunk and left in a hurry.
What? That's all I know, I swear.
Please, make me beautiful again.
I'm sorry. I don't know how.
Susie's gone.
She's gone. I have no one.
You have me.
Would you go to the Frozen North with me?
We'll find Mum and Pop there.
They'll know what to do.
Parents love me.
Find and bind the bad witch.
Where am I going, Miss Mary?
You're off to America.
It'll be a fresh start.
Will you send Mildred my way when you find her?
Oh, don't worry.
Well, here we are.
Let's have a look at you.
I'll miss you, Susie.
You were my best selling hot corn girl.
I'll miss you too.
Three times the figgy for me.
Yeah, goodbye, Rachel.
Off you go now.
Eat your vitamin C.
Don't talk to any third-wave pilgrims.
Bon voyage.
Can't sleep either?
I'm a third-wave pilgrim. We all are.
This is a ship full of third-wave pilgrims.
Are you running from that bad, bad, bad witch?
I hope that in the new world,
witches pay for what they did to my baby.
But excuse me, that was a lot.
Here's some anti-witch literature.
Perhaps it will help you sleep.
Don't talk to me until we get there.
Three times the figgy for me.