♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
♪♪
Hedgehog, I am so excited
for softball practice.
Susie: Hey, babies!
Sorry to burst your bubble,
but it's chore-wheel time.
Someone's got to brush
the killer whale's teeth.
I can smell his breath
from here.
-I can hear you.
-I wanted you to hear me.
But, Susie, we were
gonna play softball.
Cry me a river.
Everyone has to pitch in
on the island chores,
even this cute potato.
Just kidding. I always manage
to cheat my way out of it.
Spin the chore wheel, Alice.
♪♪
Hedgeho...
[ Gasps ]
Ma-a-a-a-x.
Oscar.
No!
Susie!
[ All gasp ]
Plot twist.
Yeah, just knock it
one to the right.
[ Grunting ]
Su-Su-Su-Susie.
Oh, no.
But I can't do a chore.
I'm too cute of a potato.
Okay, guys. Obviously,
I'm not just gonna do the chore
straight out the bat,
so here's what I propose.
We will play your coveted
"softball game."
Losers brush the killer
whale's teeth.
That's not fair!
Why would we agree to that?
Because it would be
all nine of you guys
versus just the three of us,
and it's the only offer
you're gonna get.
Oscar, she's just gonna
cheat using magic.
Yeah, she's definitely
gonna cheat.
She always cheats,
but we'll just play fair
and show her that she can't
cheat her way out of that chore.
Who's with me?
-Yeah!
-Whoo-hoo!
We accept!
Great. Let the game begin.
♪♪
Welcome to the softball sport.
In the blue corner,
we have the baby team
led by Oscar
"Garbage at Softball" Peltzer.
Head baby?
[ Growls ]
And in the glittery corner,
the heaviest champions
in the world --
Susie "Tough Cookie"
McCallister,
Betsy "Hard as Nails" Spellman,
and Alice "Confetti Hands"
Fefferman.
I almost forgot umpires.
[ All hooting, cheering ]
[ Laughs ]
I love you, too.
Those yeti umpires
are clearly pro-Susie!
Yeah. They're wearing
"I love Susie" t-shirts!
Doesn't mean anything.
You can buy those at the store.
Oscar, we'll never win
with biased yetis.
We need to cheat, too.
-I know this looks bad.
-Whoo!
But remember,
they've only got three players.
Hedgehog's up first,
and she's awesome.
♪♪
Play ball!
[ Gasps ]
[ All cheering ]
♪♪
Hi, Hedgehog.
-What?
-Hi.
Two Alices?
Aah!
Hi, Hedgehog.
Two Betsys?
[ Panting ] Aah!
Ha!
-Tag.
-You're out.
Time out!
You said it was gonna be us
versus just the three of you!
Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Softball.
I thought there were supposed
to be nine to a team.
Oh, look, this rule book
says I'm right.
I guess technically.
This is unbelievable.
But we're still gonna beat you
fair and square, Susie.
-Yeah!
-[ Humming ]
But she knows my name
isn't Mr. Softball.
Okay, Howard.
You're up next.
Oscar, I don't think
I can go up there.
You remember I'm afraid
of witches, right?
Just look at Susie.
She's terrifying.
[ Ding! ]
Aah!
Well, now is your chance
to face your fears.
You're totally right. I may be
a member of Team Baby,
but that doesn't mean
I have to bea baby.
♪♪
Hi, Howard.
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
I did it!
Oh, gee, will I
make it in time?
Yes, I think so.
Tag.
You're out!
Sorry, Oscar.
No, you did
a great job, Howard.
-This game is rigged!
-Oscar, I'm with Lucy.
If the witches are gonna cheat,
then so should we.
No, no. Guys, we want
to beat them fair and square.
I'm up next. If anyone can get
in Susie's head, it's me.
Yeah, Oscar!
Psych her out!
-Psych her out! Psych her out!
-Psych her out!
Hi, Susie.
Bring it in, guys!
Bring it in!
-Oscar!
-Hey, batter, batter, batter,
-batter, batter, batter, batter.
-Easy out!
Hello?
-What are you pointing at?
Just showing you
where the ball's gonna go --
over the fence.
Whatever, Oscar.
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
♪♪
Whoa!
[ Grunts ]
[ Mumbles indistinctly ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ]
Over the fence, huh?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
You smell like fish.
But if you want to keep going,
-I support you.
-I want to keep going, Hedgehog.
The score is still tied
zero to zero.
We're just getting started.
Alien:
One hour later.
I'm gonna make it!
What the...
Whoa!
♪♪
You're out.
-[ Whispering ] Bedtime.
-[ Yawning ]
[ Snoring ]
♪♪
I'm up!
♪♪
Home run.
What?!
-I think we should cheat, too.
-Ugh.
Switch sides! I'm bored!
You can't just do that.
Oh, I'm doing it.
I need a massage.
♪♪
We're finally gonna get a point,
and Susie has no idea!
Wait, what's going on?
Reverso-Maxo.
-Bye, home plate.
-Okay, bye!
♪♪
Umpire, hello?
[ Mumbles indistinctly ]
Susie: Switch sides.
-Yo, Oscar.
-What?!
-You're awful. You're beat.
-You're gonna brush his teeth.
-It's smelly. It's gross.
You're gonna need spare clothes!
-Come on, Oscar.
-Look at the score.
Both: You know we're not
gonna do that chore.
Brush, brush, brush, brush.
-Brush, brush, brush, brush!
-Cheat! Cheat!
-Brush! Brush!
Cheat! Cheat!
All right!
You okay, buddy?
Hedgehog, we tried
to play fair,
but we can't let Susie
get out of that chore.
It's time to cheat.
I'm gonna need
some bat grease, apples,
bravery, and a bunch of aliens
dressed up like kittens.
Whoa. Oscar, how long have you
been thinking about cheating?
The whole time!
[ Whispering ]
Bedtime.
You're out.
Who greased my bat?
[ Whistling ]
I would accuse you
of cheating,
but cheating is
against the rules.
Yes, it is, isn't it?
Yes.
Touché, Oscar.
Call me Mr. Softball.
♪♪
Hedgehog: Hey, Alice.
Aww!
So cute!
You're out!
Don't care.
I care!
♪♪
Whoa!
♪♪
You got tricked!
Mwah.
[ Laughs ]
Looking for this?
[ Growls ]
♪♪
I'm coming, buddy!
♪ First base ♪
[ Gasps, grunts ]
Don't hex me!
Don't hex me! Aah!
♪ Second base ♪
No!
♪ Third base ♪
♪ Home run ♪
Fine. You win this round.
My lukewarm bod is back,
and we did it!
Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.
♪♪
My eyebrows!
Oscar!
Uh-oh.
I don't think we're
playing softball anymore.
[ All scream, grunt ]
♪♪
I'm sorry!
I got too big for my boots!
-Aah!
There's fish everywhere!
Aah!
All right. [ Grunts ]
This is nuts.
Susie, we tried
to win on our own,
but you left us
with no choice.
-Oscar, no.
-Sorry, Susie.
Killer whale!
♪♪
Susie, you know you can't
disobey the chore wheel
and disrespect the art of
aquatic mammal dental hygiene.
I know.
For disobeying
the chore wheel,
all three of you witches must do
a deep tooth-brushing cleanup
without magic.
No!
[ Giggling ]
-Bleh!
Aah!
[ Spits ]
Guys, this is bumming me out.
-We should help.
-Are you for real?
Yeah. We were cheating, too.
[ Whispering ]
And I liked it.
♪♪
-Thanks, Oscar.
-No problem.
Be sure and be fair
to my back molars, Mr. Softball.
♪♪
Hello?