♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
♪♪
Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
-Uh-oh. Aah!
-Buh.
Sorry, Oscar.
I was going too fast.
Hedgehog, never apologize
for being faster than me.
Ava: Hedgehog! Oscar!
Hey, it's the monsters.
Oh, man,
I love the monsters.
Let's hang out
with them all day.
We're leaving the island, kids.
Goodbye forever.
Both: What? Wait.
Waah!
What's going on?
Why are you leaving?
Our terrifying godmonster
is coming to visit.
And she really
doesn't like us.
But you guys are the best,
most gentle monsters.
Why wouldn't she like you?
You wouldn't
understand.
No, our godmonster is a very
old-school, traditional monster.
She thinks we should all live
in filthy caves underground
and run around
scaring children.
We could never
do that to you.
You guys are our
closest friends.
We just like to read books
and play croquet.
If Godmonster sees the way we're
living now, she'll be furious.
I'm sorry, guys,
but we're running away forever.
-[ Crying ]
We love you.
Don't go.
We love you.
Don't go.
This is just like
when I left my husband.
At least your boat had a motor
when you left your husband.
Both: We love you. Don't go.
We love you. Don't go.
Agh, we love you, too.
Maybe we're making
a mistake, Howie.
Stop the boat.
Why don't you guys just be
honest with your godmonster
about who you are?
You guys are the greatest.
I'm sure she would accept you.
Hmm, I mean, I get it.
I know what it's like
to have overbearing parents.
I don't.
My parents are perfect.
Hey, if Oscar and I can help
you impress your godmonster,
then will you stay?
But they don't need
to impress her.
They're great
as they are.
We can pretend to be
scared little kids,
and the monsters
can chase us around.
Ooh, and drag us
back to their lair?
You have a lair, right?
It's more of a duplex.
Hedgehog, that plan
might actually work,
and then we don't have
to leave you guys.
Yes. We love you.
Don't go!
♪♪
[ Sighs ]
Why are monsters like this?
One last touch.
[ Rumbling ]
Here she comes.
Places, everyone.
-[ Muffled screaming ]
-Don't worry, Howard.
We got the perfect plan
and the perfect costumes.
-She's coming.
-Aah!
-She's coming.
[ Rumbling continues ]
[ Roars ]
Well, godbabies,
it's been a century.
Together:
Hello, Godmonster.
We made you a cudgel.
Ava, show me your claws.
They're clean!
You haven't eaten a child
in months.
I need to see dirt packed
under those nails.
Mortimer, you smell
like a -- a -- a lilac!
-Oh, thank you.
-Where's your musk?
Musk. Musk!
Melvin, you were such a small
monster when you were a kid.
What's your excuse now?
Why is your body different
than I want it to be, Melvin?
-Don't listen to her, Melvin.
-All right.
Now I need you all to roar
for your godmonster.
Roar. Roar.
Come on, better than that.
Roar! Roar!
Pathetic!
You're clearly not living up
to your monster-y potential,
so I guess I live here now
until you milk babies can prove
that you're doing good
by the family name.
Do you hear me?
Once she falls asleep,
I'm getting right back
on the boat.
Godmonster, I promise
we're very monstrous.
Well, can you prove it,
Howie?!
Aah!
Oscar and Hedghehog:
♪ Bruder Jakob, Bruder Jakob♪
Oh, oh!
Who could that be?
♪ Schlafst du noch?
Horst du nicht die Glocke♪
Oh, look,
some delicious kids.
♪ Bim, bam, bum,
bim, bam, bum ♪
Oh, sister, we are lost
on this forest road.
Our stepmother
shall be cross
if we are not home
by nightbird's call.
Why do they look like
they came off a cuckoo clock?
Well, let's go scare them
like we do all the time
to kids all the time.
I'll believe it
when I see it.
-Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
-[ Grunting ]
Good heavens,
mein bruder.
Oh, sister,
away, let us fly.
Howard: Grrrr.
Aah!
Heavens, preserve me!
[ Panting ] Oscar, you're --
you're running too fast.
Oh, I have tripped
upon my hosen.
One sec. One sec.
I have to admit, they're really
scaring those clumsy children.
-Rawr!
-Aah!
Oh, Blanche,
you got a little...
Gone?
It's on your belly now.
Right there.
Oh, thank you. It's just
cereal from breakfast.
Thanks.
-No problem.
-Rawr!
-Aah!
I just can't seem
to get out of this hosen.
Whew!
All right. I'm back.
[ Roaring ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Monsters panting ]
You guys did great.
You were so scary.
-Did we fool her, huh?
-Ugh, I think so.
Oscar and Hedgehog,
you're really amazing friends.
Thanks, dude.
I still think you guys
shouldn't hide how cool you are,
but I'm glad you stuck around.
Shouldn't you guys head back
in case she decides to -- aah!
-Oscar!
Well, I'm impressed,
darlings.
You can scare the bologna
out of a child after all.
I'll take the elephant.
You can keep the rat.
No, wait.
Guys, tell her the truth!
Uh, Godmonster?
-What, Howie?!
-Aah!
-Hedgehog?
-Oscar!
I'm sorry.
♪♪
Welcome to my kitchen,
Oscar, baby.
You're going to be spending
the rest of your life here,
my little knish.
I'm going to be
a knish?
Enough small talk.
Let's get cooking.
I'm sorry. I'm too big
to fit in your oven.
Not so fast, kiddo.
You're don't get out
of here that easy.
Please don't eat me!
Please don't eat Oscar!
This is all my fault.
You guys wanted to run away,
and I asked you to stay.
No, Hedgehog.
We wanted to stay, too.
Uh, I'm sorry we were too afraid
to stand up for ourselves.
Am I the only one who thinks
the boat plan was flawless?
Oscar was right.
We should have just been honest.
What am I going
to do without him?
He's right under our tuckus, and
we can't do anything about it.
Wait. [ Gasps ] You're right.
I'm a hedgehog.
I can dig my way down there.
Monsters, we have
to face our fears.
She's a hedgehog,
not a groundhog.
Let's get digging.
♪♪
Don't be afraid.
We'll just sneak in, grab Oscar,
and we'll sneak out.
[ Gasps ] Oh, no.
Oscar's shoes. Come on.
Let's try the kitchen.
Oscar?
Godmonster, we have intruders,
intruders, intruders.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Phew. Aah!
[ Roars ]
What are you dummies
doing here?
Um...
[ All gasp]
Together: You turned Oscar
into cookies?
What? Oh.
Yeah, I definitely
turned him into cookies. Mmm.
You monster.
-Yeah, obviously.
-What have we done?
We should've been
true to ourselves,
and none of this
would've happened.
Oh, Oscar,
I'm so sorry.
What am I going to do
without you, cookie?
Why are you so upset?
We eat kids for breakfast,
right, Howie?
[ Crying ]
-Oh, Hedgehog.
-Stop sniffling, Howie.
You need to act
like a real monster.
I am a real monster,
and I don't eat kids
for breakfast!
What?!
I'm not like you,
Godmonster.
We've never scared children,
and Oscar and Hedgehog
are our friends. [ Sniffles ]
And I'm sorry
if that bothers you.
Or if you think we're
lesser monsters because of it.
But we like who we are.
And if we listened
to Oscar earlier,
then he wouldn't
be cookies right now.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Crying ]
Hey, what's all
the crying about?
Oscar? Oscar?
[ Gasps ] Oscar!
We thought
you were cookies.
Oscar, I'm so sorry.
You were right.
We finally told Godmonster
the truth.
-[ Breathing heavily ]
-Godmonster?
I don't like scaring
children either.
What? What?
Oh, my, I can't even
tell you. I'm so relieved.
It's been exhausting
being this monstrous.
This is so wonderful.
Why didn't you tell us sooner?
I was afraid. I thought you
monsters always looked up to me.
I was trying to set
a good monster-y example
for you.
You should've seen
my Godmonster.
She was horrifying.
She'd scare kids
just by looking at them.
And her godmonster,
she'd eat a whole kid
before her morning coffee.
Now this was a monster.
I live down here by myself,
but I get so lonely.
I befriend kids and bring
them down to my lair,
and we bake cookies
and play board games.
But what happens to
the children if you
don't cook and eat them?
Oh, they grow old, and -- and
then they don't call me anymore.
Godmonster, you don't
have to hide down here.
Come hang with us.
-Do you ever play croquet?
I'd like to give it a try.
I'm so sorry you felt
you couldn't be honest with me.
You know I love you
no matter what.
Back at you, Godmonster.
Hmm.
Would you like
an Oscar cookie?
Uh, no thanks.
Ooh, those still
kind of creep me out.
Hey, Howard, are you
going to hit the ball?
I'm growing cobwebs
over here.
Well, you better
start befriending them,
'cause I'll hit it
when I'm ready.
You play like an old lady.
Croquet is great.
I could really
get into this.
Shall I be Mother?
Oscar, as long as
you're not cookies,
I don't care what you are.
♪♪
This is just like
when I left my husband.