♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
♪♪
[ Humming ]
♪♪
-Morning, Hedgehog.
-Morning, Oscar.
Hey, you got a sticky
note on your face.
Oh. You also have
a sticky note on your face.
Oh.
"FOL, TH, RE, CAR"?
"LOW, ED, PET"?
Guess it's just one of those
unsolvable mysteries, Hedgehog.
♪ Follow the red carpet ♪
[ Both gasp ]
There it is!
Step on me. I'm unraveling!
Okay!
This is so cool!
We could be
going anywhere!
What? Aw, Carpet,
you're just taking us
in circles.
Don't question
the carpet.
This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to us.
♪♪
That took you dummies
way too long.
Ugh, Susie?
We should've
questioned the carpet.
Congratulations!
Bringing joy to your
miserable lives.
-Yay! What did we win?
You get the privilege
of organizing
my annual 15th birthday party.
[ Gasps ]
You're so lucky!
[ Party horn blows ]
Oh, gee,
happy birthday?
We'd love to help,
but we have that thing.
We don't have a thing.
[ Grunts ]
Oh, we have that thing.
Oh, I get it.
The red carpet
was a little much, huh?
[ Voice breaking ]
This is your fault, Carpet.
Too much.
The carpet was too much.
[ Sobbing ]
Yeesh. I know we don't
love Susie, but --
We should check
if she's okay.
♪ Happy all alone
birthday to me ♪
♪ No one wants
to plan my party ♪
♪ Which is totally fine ♪
♪ I feel fine about it ♪
♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
[ Bat squeaks ]
[ Sobbing ]
Man, this is
bumming me out.
Yeah. Nobody deserves
to have a crummy birthday.
Remember when no one came
to my 5th birthday party?
I had other plans.
Well, Hedgehog,
it was awful.
I thought no one liked me.
Why do you have these?
That's not important.
What's important is
I wouldn't wish that
on anyone,
not even my worst enemy.
[ Crying, chomping ]
Let's give Susie the amazing
5th birthday I never had!
Is planning a birthday party
for our worst enemy
really the best use
of our time?
-Yeah, probably.
-Well, okay.
-Great.
-Aah!
Here are the instructions.
-Whoa!
-And the most important thing --
It has to be a surprise.
What?
I remain convinced that this
isn't a good use of our time.
Let's just see
what's first on the list.
"Book the famous
boy band, Boy Band."
[ Squeals ]
They're my favorite band.
Forget everything
I just said.
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
-♪ Hey, girl ♪
-♪ You're the only one ♪
How did you know
where to find them?
I eat lunch here a lot.
[ Whispering ] Okay, Oscar,
they're very shy and sensitive,
so try not to scare them.
Oscar? Oscar!
[ Pots banging ]
Boy Band! Boy Band! Boy Band!
Boy Band!
Boy Band! Boy Band!
We got 'em! Hey, guys.
[ Whispering ]
I love you.
Of course you do.
We're beautiful.
They're so small
and accessible.
Uh-huh. What's next?
♪♪
Hey, girl, I know
it's your birthday,
and you do magic and tricks,
so we're gonna put together
a party that's fit for a witch.
♪ Lasso a good time
like it's a unicorn ♪
♪ Find confetti from
the deepest mine in town ♪
♪ Climb Ice Cream Mountain ♪
♪ And harvest
the sweetest treat ♪
We'll make you a cake
so beautiful,
it'll make you sad to eat
You're welcome. You don't even
have to say thanks.
♪ Yeah, curse you
with a celebration ♪
♪ Sending out
all of your invitations ♪
♪ And you know
what they'll say ♪
Come to my birthday.
Wah, wah.
♪ You're always so very mean ♪
♪ And you have a heart of ice ♪
But it's your birthday,
so we're treating you nice.
Okay. We got everything
on the list.
Now all we have to do
is make sure
the party goes off
without a hitch.
Yeah!
Let's let everyone in!
Excuse me, balloons.
-[ Gasps ]
-Nobody showed up!
It's my 5th birthday
all over again.
Wait!
Someone's coming!
Yes!
Oh, no, it's Susie!
-What do we do? What do we do?
-Turn off the lights!
-Clap off.
Gosh, Alice, you sure have been
acting strange this evening.
Is something up?
What? No. Uh, these are
just normal times.
Mm-hmm. Clap on.
-Surprise.
[ Gasps ]
Did I hear surprise?
Can I take this off?
No potato!
You two better have
not messed this up.
That is a special lady with
a heart as big as all outdoors,
and if you hurt one hair
on her precious, little heart,
so help me, I'll --
[ Grunting ]
Uh, is she
threatening us?
Yes. These are my most
threatening dance moves,
and I really mean them.
[ Thunder crashes ]
-We'll take care of it.
Okay, Hedgehog,
we have like 5 minutes
to find everyone in camp.
They're all over there
at that cooler-looking party.
Thanks, Tree. Guys!
You're supposed to be
at Susie's surprise party.
Hard pass. She's mean
to us all the time.
Just yesterday, she ate
all my milk and cookies
because she said it was
too delicious for a baby panda.
I don't want to go to a party
where I have to be nice to her.
I want to tell her
what I really think of her.
Wait.
What if you can do both?
Come to the party,
and every time you want to say
how you really feel about Susie,
you say the opposite.
That way, you can tell Susie
how you really feel,
and Susie will feel liked.
Yeah! We're in!
Susie:
Alice, be straight with me.
Did anyone
come to this thing?
Only one way to find out.
Boop!
-Surprise!
What? A surprise party
for me?
Oscar and Hedgehog,
you're obsessed with me.
[ Horse neighs,
indistinct conversations ]
-Hey, Alice.
-Hey.
♪ Oh, girl,
you're the only one ♪
-♪ Girl, I need you in -- ♪
-[ Clears throat ]
Birthday girl. Susie.
♪ Oh, S-Susie,
you're the only one ♪
It's not enough. Overcompensate.
♪ Oh, Susie, Susie,
Susie, Susie ♪
[ Laughs ]
[ Grunts ]
Take that,
you dumb elephant.
Shouldn't that piñata
have candy in it?
Nope!
Wow. Is that sculpture
of Susie saving puppies
from a burning building?
Getting real loose
with the truth.
Excuse me!
This ice cream station
is for me and me only!
Stop breathing your hot breath
on my ice sculpture.
Hey, guys, great job!
Susie's totally in her element!
I've never seen her
so happy!
-Success!
[ Sighs ]
I think I'm gonna take off.
Yeah, Susie's
the straight-up worst.
Hey, don't you mean
Susie is the straight-up best?
[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
[ Grunts ] Sorry. I can only
wink out of this eye.
We got it
without the winking.
-Success!
My balloon. Mine!
-Hey, Susie.
-What?
You're so good
at sharing.
Yeah, that's true.
[ Whispering ]
Whoa, Hedgehog is right.
That was
way therapeutic.
What else
is great about me?
[ Muttering indistinctly ]
[ Chuckling ] Oh, Yeti,
that's really too much.
Susie, everything
you do and say
makes me so happy.
Yeah, obviously.
[ Laughs ]
She feels good, and she never
has to know the truth.
[ Laughter ]
Truth about what?
[ Laughter ]
Oscarus ballonus mutatio.
I'm -- I'm Oscar!
I'm a silly little
ding-dong elephant.
Oh, hey,
best friend Hedgehog.
What's this thing we're
doing with Susie again?
You don't remember?
We just did all that winking.
Anytime you want to tell Susie
how you really feel,
you say the opposite.
And why is that?
Because no one can stand
coming to her party
unless we made up
some elaborate game.
Oh.
Oscar: Hey, Hedge, can I get
your eyes on this?
Huh?
This is enough
pink lemonade, right?
Oscar? Then who --
I'm just a silly, little
ding-dong elephant.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
I'd like to make a speech.
-Oh, no.
-Susie,
I've loved you
for as long as I can remember.
Your smile does not look like
a haunted Jack-o-lantern face.
I don't see a coat draped
over a chair when I'm sleeping
and think it's you watching me.
I hope you realize that you make
every day special for all of us,
and no one is scared of you.
Uh, guys,
she knows!
[ Gasps ]
Oh, Susie,
we're so sorry.
-Uh-oh.
-[ Grunts ]
Aah!
It's my special day!
Huh!
Whoa. Someone's had
too much sugar.
I'll tell you
when I've had too much!
[ All screaming ]
This party is basically perfect,
you ungrateful babies!
Take that! Ugh!
[ Growling ]
Don't leave!
-Save yourselves!
-Sorry, guys.
-Thanks for coming.
Well, that was a hot mess.
I just wanted Susie
to feel liked on her birthday.
We did the exact opposite.
Yeah, in hindsight,
the opposite-speak plan
had a lot of inherent flaws.
But at the end of the day,
people just don't like Susie.
You can't change people's minds
with a unicorn petting zoo.
Yeah.
You can't?
[ Sighs ]
I mean, I'm not dumb.
I know I'm mean.
But I guess I always thought
it was charming.
I guess people really
just don't like me.
I like you, Susie,
and I think they like you, too.
They're still here
cleaning up your party.
Oh, I guess you're right.
We're going to be here
all night, aren't we?
♪♪
Whoa. Susie, that was
really nice of you.
Yeah, well, don't get
used to it, ding-dongs.
♪♪