♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen
when witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you on
"Summer Camp Island" ♪
♪♪
[ Twinkle in distance ]
Alice: Old and moldy?
[ Wand twinkles ]
[ Puff ]
Cute as new.
Daddy long legs.
Cutie long legs!
[ Tapping on stones ]
Ugly Christmas sweater.
Adorable cat sweater for cats!
[ Sweater meows ]
♪♪
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
My name is Alice Fefferman.
And I can make anything cute!
[ Gasps ]
How'd you get in here?
[ Giggles ]
Eh, I dunno.
Enchanted house stuff's
kinda last century,
in my opinion.
Oh, you're so right.
I need to challenge myself.
I need to find something
insanely ugly!
[ Gasps ]
Eggs, mini pizzas, brie, uh...
Oh, Hot cross-buns!
Hi, ugly monster!
Hello!
No, no, no, no!
I'm having a panic attack!
I'm having
a panic attack!
[ Roars ]
[ Puff ]
[ Giggles ]
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
My name is Alice F--
[ Gasps ]
He's so cute!
Can I have him?
Yeah, sure.
I'm gonna name you
Boof Macaroni.
This is the challenge
I needed!
I made that monster so cute,
and it only took
3 seconds to do.
If I can turn a whole
herd of monsters
into babies,
the world would be 52% cuter
in eight shakes of a lambs tail!
[ Door opens ]
I hear you doing maths!
You're rubbish at maths.
What's going on out there?
-Well I --
-Too slow, I lost interest.
Phew. Now I just need
to find more monsters.
But, they really do hate me.
[ Laughter ]
Okay, Oscar.
Can you tell me what that is?
Those are pupperweeds.
Their sap heals
emotional wounds.
-And that?
-That's a poisonous gut-shroom!
Never touch its gut.
[ Whimpers ]
Congratulations, Oscar!
You've officially passed
the Monster's Wilderness
Survival course.
Where'd you guys
learn this stuff?
We're educated monsters.
I went to Harvard.
Monster, monster,
monster, monster!
Oh, hey! Huh?
Aww. I was gonna invite
all your monster friends
for a tea party,
but I guess they hate me.
What?! No way!
I bet they're just shy.
Don't worry.
You put the kettle on
and I'll go talk to them!
[ Laughs ]
Are you guys okay?
They're not going
to the party, Oscar.
Monsters are afraid
of witches.
Come on, honey,
you know that.
Why are monsters
afraid of witches?
Why are we afraid
of witches?!
They're teenagers,
with magical powers!
They can't be trusted.
And they pick on us monsters
cause we're easy going.
-Everyone knows this!
-I didn't know!
But Alice is like, the
second-nicest camp counselor.
And the second-last
meanest!
Howard, you taught me
how to survive the wilderness.
I'll help you survive
Alice's tea party.
We can even have a signal
for if you get too nervous.
I guess
if there's a signal.
[ Laughter ]
And then, Howard showed me
how to make dinner
out of tree bark.
I had no idea
you could do that!
Yeah,
and then Oscar made us
a killer tree bark
fettuccini alfredo.
Don't you mean
fettu-tree-ni?
[ Laughter ]
You're cool, Alice.
I'm sorry we judged you.
Ah, it don't matter.
'Specially since
you're all about to
turn into adorable
bundles of cuteness.
Heh Heh Heh, yeah.
Wait, what?
[ Finger snaps, twinkle ]
[ Door locks, music plays ]
I'm doing the signal!
Oh.
[ Coos ]
Alice, what's going on?
Stop it!
[ Maniacal laughter ]
You're scaring them!
[ Baby sounds ]
What the heck, Alice?!
You were getting along
so well,
and you just turned
them into babies?
No.
We turned them
into babies.
Oh, no!
Please don't give away
my friends, Alice.
Give away me instead.
Cute-ify me!
No way, drama queen.
These babies belong
to the world now.
Besides,
you're already a cutie.
♪ They used to say "Boo!" ♪
♪ Now they say "Goo!" ♪
♪ Monster babies! ♪
[ Gasps ]
♪ Cuter than you! ♪
Monster babies,
get them while they're fresh!
It's a lie! They're not fresh!
They're, like, 30 years old!
Alice turned these monsters
into babies
without their permission!
And I'm pretty sure
they don't want this!
These babies are not organic!
Ah! They're gone!
I know isn't it great?
[ Baby sound ]
And why does no one
like Howard?
Why does no one
like you?
Well, I like to think
I take the moral high gr--
Hey! People like me!
Ha! Okay. Have fun with
that cute baby, Oscar.
Come back!
I need you to fix Howard.
[ Wind blows ]
I'm sorry I got you
into this mess.
Be free, young Howard.
Live out your second youth
in the primal innocence
of the forest!
[ Spits ]
-Hey, Oscar!
-Oh my gosh, hi!
Where have you been?!
Oh, we went to ride
the cool new waterslide...
but a yeti sat on it
and broke it.
Ooh, who's the cute baby?
He's not a baby!
[ Cries ]
Alice turned all the grown up
monsters into babies.
So I guess
they're babies now.
But it's a trick!
And no one believes me.
We believe you.
Yeah, dude.
Is that Howard?
Man, he used to be
so cool and complicated.
Now he's just useless.
Aw, man. I might be
totally into this.
Aah.
Oh, brother. Come on guys,
lets get this sorted out.
Knock, knock, knock!
Open!
This looks like a whole thing
that's none of my business.
Betsy,
as the first nicest witch,
you can't possibly
be okay with how
Alice is cutiefying
these monsters.
Oh yeah,
I heard about that.
First of all, yes,
I am the nicest.
But Alice is actually
the most powerful of our group.
She's the best
at binding spells.
And "cute babies"
is totally her brand.
Sorry guys, I can't help you.
Aw, your ear's
all upside down.
Let Poppa Max fix
your ear wittle Howie!
This makes me
deeply uncomfortable.
Ok, so, it takes 50 years for
a monster to reach adulthood.
If the waterslide wasn't broken,
that would be 36,500 trips
down the waterslide.
Ahhahhh!
Hedgehog, I love you,
but that's not super helpful!
We gotta fix this soon!
Before it get's any worse.
These are educated monsters!
Not babies!
Margot is on a leash!
[ Giggles ]
And Mortimer is using
the same password
for every website!
And Blanche is eating
too much salt!
[ Farts ]
She's not supposed
to have salt.
The problem is
everybody loves babies.
And why wouldn't they?
Tree: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Weeeee!
Hey kid, where's your baby?
Oh, I put him down,
somewhere.
I'm five!
I guess my mom was right.
I'm too young
to have kids.
[ Giggles ]
I just wanna enjoy
my fives, you know?
Maybe when I'm six!
That's it!
We gotta get these kids
to start thinking
about something
other than monster babies,
and be like this kid.
This terrible, terrible kid.
But how?
Ahh!
Oscar, the water slide is
the answer to both our problems.
Yeah!
♪♪
[ Waterslides smooching ]
♪♪
Looking good!
Final nail, Hedgehog!
-Whoo!
♪♪
[ Babies crying ]
-Cool
-What's this?
-It's so cool.
-Neat.
Ehhhh? Ehhh?
Whoa!
Can we go on the water slide?!
Sorry, kids with babies
have to play it boring and safe.
Not like us though.
We got a while
waterslide to slide on
and no babies
to hold us back.
I said, "no babies to" --
[ Exaggerated ]
Hello there!
Can we join you
on this great water slide?
Nah man,
they don't let babies on.
Well then, I will just return
this baby back to Alice
and enjoy this waterpark.
[ Howard farts ]
Great idea, stranger!
[ Tink! ]
Wait, they don't
know each other?
-Okay, Hedgehog, you ready?
-Finally!
Both: No babies! No babies!
No babies!
Whoa.
[ Sweater meows ]
Door: Knock, knock, knock.
Uh, I don't think
you're gonna like this.
[ Gasps ]
Campers: No babies!
Ahh!
[ Baby sounds ]
[ Spits ]
Water slide!
[ Groans ] Ah!
[ Baby sounds ]
My value!
♪♪
[ Record scratches ]
This isn't cute at all!
Okay.
Fine, Oscar. You win!
I know what I gotta do.
I gotta get rid of them.
[ Thunder crashes ]
What?! No!
Just turn them back
into adult monsters!
[ Wand sizzles ]
Oh, yeah,
that's so much easier!
And the right thing to do.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Grow up!
[ Wand twinkles]
[ Creaks! Pop! ]
So, we're cool, right?
Oh, we'll never trust
a witch ever again.
Come on, honey,
you know that.
-That's fair.
-[ Sniffles ]
What's wrong, Freddie?
It's just,
I really wanna be a baby again.
I've never had such much
unconditional love before.
[ Sniffles ]
Fine,
don't be so dramatic.
[ Wand twinkles ]
[ Puff ]
[ Coos ]
♪♪
Alice, you really are the second
nicest witch after all.
Alice: Hush up, Oscar.
♪♪
You're rubbish at maths.