♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I wanna stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
♪♪
Good morning, and welcome back
to "Science Chat."
I'm your host, Hedgehog.
On today's episode,
we're going to use
the power of static electricity
to make tissue ghosts dance.
First, run the balloon
against your hair.
Then hold it
to your tissue ghosts.
Rubbing the balloon
on your hair
creates a negative charge
that is carried by electrons.
The positively charged pieces
of tissue paper
are attracted to
the negatively charged balloon.
I don't get it.
Shh, Pajamas.
It's science.
Oh, I'm more of
a laundry expert.
[ Chime! Chime! ]
"Science Chat."
It's the same four dorks
that call every day, Hedgehog.
My core four.
Hey, Hedgehog.
I have a joke.
Uh, what's yellow
with spots
and has a negative
attitude?
A giraffe with too many
electrons.
[ Chuckles ] Classic.
I don't get it.
Shh, it's comedy...
I think.
Okay. We'll be right back
after a word
from our sponsors.
[ Beep! ]
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Oscar, how's our ratings?
Crying out for lotions?
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This is the end of the ad.
Oh, no.
The ad ended!
Hedgehog!
Uh, uh, I'm just the producer.
I don't know anything
about science!
[ Chime! ]
"Science Chat."
Pajamas!
I have a follow-up question
regarding the balloons.
I'm really afraid of these
dancing ghosts,
and I was wondering
what I could do
to have less fear
in my life.
Aah!
Hmm, to fight static cling,
you put a tennis ball
in the dryer.
So you're saying my life
is like a washing machine,
and that exercise would
help balance my moods?
Wow, thanks.
Great job, Pajamas.
[ Chime! Chime! ]
Hi.
I'm a brand-new listener.
I've got some
pipin'-hot goss,
and I want to tell the world
right now on the air.
What should I do?
Before washing,
it's best to zip up
to avoid snags.
So washing is gossiping,
and I should...zip it?
That's great advice.
Thanks, Pajamas!
Oh, show's back on?
You're a producer, Oscar.
Your background
isn't in broadcast.
It's not me. It's Pajamas.
Callers are loving her.
We went from four listeners
to six.
You know,
if Pajamas co-hosted,
we could expand our core four to
more than four.
What do you say, Pajamas?
Want to join co-host
with me tomorrow?
Okay.
Cool.
Ugh!
Sorry, Oscar.
Aaaah!
Ffffh!
Pbbbbl!
What are you guys doing?
I have no idea!
I'm stretching
Pajamas' voice muscles
so they're nice and warm
before the show.
So, Pajamas, I was thinking
today's topic could be titanium.
"Tie-trainium?" Like when trains
are in black tie?
Uh, how about
photosynthesis?
That's when you take a picture
of a keyboard...at college.
What about the principles
of water?
Like in a washing machine?
I love it!
Okay. You're on the air
in three, two...
On today's episode
of "Science Chat,"
we're discussing water.
[ Chime! ]
Oh, we already have a caller.
Hello.
You're on "Science Chat."
Hi. I need some advice
from Pajamas.
This is a science show.
Do you have a question
about water?
Uh, yeah, kind of.
Go ahead, caller.
Pajamas, sometimes
my friend is mean,
and I just start crying
for no reason.
[ Whimpers ]
Maybe your detergent
has an irritant in it.
You need to find out
what works for you.
So you're saying
the irritant is my friend
and that I should hang out
with people who make me happy?
Thanks, Pajamas!
Your advice show
is my favorite!
Is this what you did yesterday,
tips and stuff?
Yeah!
I guess we can have a few
non-science tips this episode,
then get back
to the science.
Next caller.
Hey, Pajamas.
People don't know this
about me, but I'm shy.
Hang-dry your delicates!
Try some fabric softener.
Make sure clothes are equally
distributed around the tub.
What?
Tumble dry low.
Should we just rename
"Science Chat"
to "Laundry Chat"?
No, the next episode
will be full of science.
And check out the ratings.
They're through the roof!
By tomorrow, you'll have
so many listeners.
I love science!
See?
It's working already.
♪♪
Yay!
"'Science Chat' soars with
star host Pajamas...
and Hedgehog."
Oh.
You guys are on the cover
of Teen Science Mag,
and I know you?!
Pkoooo!
Yeah, I guess I am on there,
even if I'm a phantom blob
in the background.
This is the point of co-hosting,
right?
They'll come for the pajamas,
but they'll stay
for the science.
Just like my mom used to
sneak broccoli
into my pancakes
at breakfast.
Now I love broccoli,
and pancakes make me gag.
Exactly.
Science is like broccoli.
And I make you gag!
Hey, I recognize that voice.
The spin cycle always ends.
No way!
-Oh! Could I get your autograph?
-Will you sign this please?
Whoa! Watch it with
those things! They stain!
-Hey, Pajamas!
-Aah!
♪♪
Boyband?
Hello, "Science Chat."
We want to compose
the theme song to your show.
Pajamas' advice has gotten us
through some rough jam sessions.
Her voice will be perfect.
-Her voice?
-It's also Hedgehog's show.
They both sing, or we walk.
As long as Pajamas is in it,
we don't care.
This is
the perfect opportunity
to start slipping in
some science broccoli.
♪ Check your tag
for care instructions ♪
♪ Make sure you press
all the right buttons ♪
♪ Spinning around
with your best buds ♪
The washing machine was invented
by Nathaniel Briggs.
♪ All covered in suds ♪
♪ "Science Chat" ♪
♪ Like a day at the laundromat ♪
Psst, Hedgehog.
A lot of people mistakenly
think that it was Alba J--
♪ "Science Chat" ♪
♪ Take a load off
at the laundromat ♪
Announcer: And that was the
latest song from Boyband
coming in at number one
on the music charts.
Wow!
Wait, but they cut out
all the parts
where you were singing
about science.
Yeah, but you can't deny
it really gets the
"Science Chat" name out there,
and we could expand
the core four to core infinity!
[ Knock on door ]
Good evening. I'm looking for
the producer of "Science Chat."
That's me.
Now you're probably wondering
what I'm doing here.
Let me speak plainly.
I heard your great show,
and I want it off AM
and onto FM waves.
What?!
First,
I must see you in action,
live studio audience!
Okay. We're going to team up
with Pajamas
and then introduce you.
Sounds great,
but where is Pajamas?
[ Whispering ]
I lost my voice.
You have to do the show
without me, Hedgehog.
[ Slurps ] Ohh.
Well,
this ruins everything.
Hmm. We have
so many followers now.
Maybe now is the perfect time
to hit them with science.
Welcome to a very special
live episode of "Science Chat."
I'm your host, Hedgehog.
Yay, Hedgehog!
Excuse me.
Where's Pajamas?
Unfortunately, she's feeling
a bit under the weather today,
though, speaking of weather,
the topic for today
is rain clouds.
We're going to explore
how they work
by making some ourselves
using water,
whipped cream
and food coloring.
-Yay, rain clouds!
I have a question. I'm worried
that Sam Celery won't like me
because I'm unsalted.
Am I the boring version
of butter?
Er, actually,
we're going to try to
stick to questions
related to the topic today.
-Boo!
We came for Pajamas.
We want her pro tips.
[ All chanting "Pro tips!" ]
Hedgehog, the ratings
are plummeting.
Science is lame!
[ Whispering ] Oh, no.
I can't lose my audience now.
[ Normal voice ] W-W-Wait!
Uh, make sure to wash
all cotton items
in cold water.
Oh, that's why
my self-esteem shrunk.
Uh, anyone else got
any questions for me?
I feel sad after
I eat breakfast.
You're probably not soaking
your stains long enough.
Yay!
[ Twinkle! ]
[ Cha-ching! ]
Sign a couple.
Get a book deal.
-This is no science show.
-Hmph!
Huh?
Wait, you guys.
I'm gonna pivot back.
I still love science.
All: Pro tips!
Pro tips! Pro tips!
That was gold!
Mwah!
All we got to do now
is sign here.
Where'd she go?
Hedgehog?
You did it, Hedgehog.
You are a star!
Oscar, I think I messed up.
Nobody stayed
for the science.
I turned into
a mega-laundro-maniac,
and worst of all,
I lost my core four.
They were the reason I loved
doing "Science Chat"
in the first place, and now
I -- I just feel lost.
Whatever.
Look, are you
gonna sign or not?
Mm.
No.
Awrr!
[ Whimpers ]
I'm your host, Hedgehog.
After a sorry attempt
at expanding our brand,
I'm happy to report that today,
"Science Chat" returns
to just plain old observation
and experimentation,
which is of course
the core of the show,
my crust,
my mantle, my liquid outer core
and my solid inner core.
My core four,
please come back.
I'm sorry.
[ Chime! ]
Hey, Hedgehog.
I got a joke.
Um, why did
the core four dorks
tune into "Science Chat"
even when the host
stopped doing science?
Why?
Because they don't take
her for "granite"!
[ Laughter ]
You guys.
Did somebody say,
"Garments"?
Hey, Pajamas.
Your voice came back.
Oh, yeah. I was faking it.
It turns out
I don't like the limelight.
I just like the night light.
♪♪
Am I the boring version
of butter?