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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah,
la, la, la, la, la-la ♪

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♪♪

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All: Saxophone!

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You guys all ready to go?

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You bet!

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So,
where are we going tonight?

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Oh, you're in for a treat!

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♪♪

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All: Whoooaaa!

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Lucy: Wow, Susie's here?

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Hedgehog:
Alien King, too!

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What's all this
for Saxophone?

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This is the Sherbet Scoop!

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It's a traditional fire ceremony
where we honor a beloved yeti

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and create the clouds
needed to make snow

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to cover the Yeti meadow
for Yeti Confetti.

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All: Ooooohh.

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This fire's made of ice.

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Yeah, it's an ice fire.

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A speaker comes up to the fire,

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plops a scoop of orange
sherbet on top,

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and all the ice vapors
rise to create the clouds.

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All pretty basic stuff.

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I'm sorry, there's no way that
that's scientifically possible.

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Hedgehog, if you're going to be
a part of the magical community,

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you're gonna have to put science
on the back burner, I think.

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Ooh! Shhh...

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The elder rises.

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Aah! Oof!

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Oops...
Butter shoulders.

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Thank you, friend.

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Ahem.

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Tonight, we gather to celebrate
a beloved yeti of our community,

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to fortify his mark
on this world

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so that he may
never be forgotten.

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In sharing our memories,

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Bassoon will continue
to live on with us, forever.

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Who's Bassoon?

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Elder:
The four ritual flames will
each receive a sherbet scoop.

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Three flames have already
been assigned an orator,

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but for the final ritual,

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we welcome anyone
who will feel inspired to speak.

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I'm actually telling the first
story about Bassoon,

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and I'm pretty pleased
with it.

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Oh, cool!

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Wow, this is actually
really neat.

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Oooh, oooh, Lucy!

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You should tell
the fourth story.

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What?!

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Uh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

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♪♪

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Ahhh!

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Bassoon...

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Bassoon's the best.

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One night, we were out
playing ice darts.

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My spirit wasn't in it,
and for the life of me,

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I could not keep 'em
on the island.

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But Bassoon was on fire.

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He must have felt bad
because he goes,

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"Sax, this ain't your game.

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But you know what will
be your game?

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Breakfast.

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Tomorrow.
My place.

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You can't lose!"

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So of course I was like,
"Sounds hot!"

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Bassoon makes the best soft
scrambled eggs.

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Eggs: Yay!

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Saxophone: The secret is...
he puts labneh in them.

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Lab-nuuuuhhhh!

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Yea-heeaah!

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Oscar knows!

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Anyway, I go to bed pumped
for B-fast with my B-Sass.

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He loves it
when I call him that.

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Gasps ]
Aah!

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So pumped that I forgot
to set my alarm!

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I overslept!

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So I call Bassoon up,
and I say, "Bassoon!

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I just woke up!"

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And Bassoon's just like, "Neat."

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Then he hung up!

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So I call him back and was all,

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"So I guess I'm gonna go get
breakfast at the diner, then?"

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and he says, "Sounds hot!

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Meet you there!"

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So Bassoon shows up at the diner
and he's all,

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"This was a great idea, Sax!

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Thanks for inviting me out!"

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So I just straight up ask him,

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"Do you even remember saying you
were gonna cook me breakfast?"

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"Mmmm...I don't!"

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I was downright ticked at first.

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But in the end, we had a laugh,

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ate some weak eggs,
and parted ways.

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I took the long walk home
to hone my glutes,

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and by the time I got there,
there was a flyer on my door

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inviting me to an exclusive
breakfast at Bassoon's.

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He felt so bad about
forgetting that he made a flyer!

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And here it is!

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That's who Bassoon is.

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A real good guy.

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A guy who won't let you down...
after he lets you down.

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Elder: Thank you very much,
Saxophone, for introducing us

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to so much delightful new slang.

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The first cloud has formed.

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Let us direct our attention
to the second fire,

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where we will hear another,
ideally shorter,

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tale of Bassoon's
momentous warmth.

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♪♪

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Bassoon's the best there is.

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A few decades back,

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right after Harp broke Bassoon's
gigantic heart,

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I, too, had been
dumped by a partner.

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He heard me wailing
all the way from my planet!

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And he said-- "I hear you!

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I, too, am in pain.

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Let us take a road trip
to dampen our woes!"

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So we did!

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To Sedona, Arizona!

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We hardly knew each other,
and we still don't.

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But in that moment
in space-time,

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the wreckage of
our love lives

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melded us together
like binary stars.

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So we get to the campsite.

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Totally breathtaking.

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Thing is,
Bassoon didn't bring a tent,

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because he's a forgetful beast.

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But I wasn't sweating it
because I brought marshmallows,

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the world's most
versatile snack.

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You know we roasted those things
under a moonless desert sky

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and talked about life, death,
the effervescence of new love

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while every star's
glittering light reminded us

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that you can still be
beautiful when you're alone.

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There goes my ex-boyfriend.

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[ Sighs ]

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Looks like he's moved on.

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Bassoon whistled me to sleep,
the way only a yeti can.

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And here's the mug Bassoon
got me

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at the gift shop
on the way home!

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To Bassoon!
All: To Bassoon!

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Owie!

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Friendship is so beautiful!

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Okay, okay, yeah, I'd like to be
a part of this.

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Don't you think
it's a little risky

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to tell a story
about someone you don't know?

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Uh, he's dead.

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No one's gonna confirm
or deny my story.

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Because A, that's rude, and B,
they know they'd pay.

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But I need a prop.

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Saxophone had a flier
and the King had a mug.

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Can you guys find out
where Bassoon lived

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and bring back a few choices of
items for me to pick through?

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Why can't you go?

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Uh, because I'm not a criminal,
Oscar!

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But --
Let's just get it over with.

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Thanks, guys.

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Ahem!

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If the children are
through plotting,

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I have a yarn to weave.

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♪♪

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Ahhh!

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Bassoon, good ol' Bassoon.

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My favorite story about Bassoon
is his latest prank,

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but for context I'll have
to start way back

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at the beginning
of our prank war.

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It all began one day
when Bassoon had Bill --

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you all know Bill -- deliver
a fake letter informing me

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that I'd received an inheritance
of 50 million dollars

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from a long-lost great aunt.

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I knew immediately
it was Bassoon

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because he used
a Yeti Jetty postcard,

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and because he was
standing twenty feet away

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looking positively vainglorious.

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So I whisper to Bill, and I say,
"Will you help me dunk

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on this precious bone-head?"

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And Bill says,
"Consider him dunked upon."

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And he walks over and hits
Bassoon square in the face,

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"There's a 40 dollar shipping
fee on monster holidays."

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So Bassoon is like,
"40 dollars?!

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I didn't know it was
a monster holiday!"

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"Mmm...
What a shame."

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So I laughed I was like "Hahaha
I got you good you galoot!"

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He was furious, you should
have seen his face!

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He thought he'd pranked me,
but my prank-back was so fast

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it was like his prank
never even happened!

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Anyway, the very next day
when I opened my front door,

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a few sprigs of lavender
fell into the room.

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He thought he got me so bad.

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But!
I love the smell of lavender!

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My place smelled great!

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And I smelled great!

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There have been 257 pranks
since then and all of mine

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have been increasingly
flawless, of course.

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So the very next day I --

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Ex--
Wait, hang on.

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Are you- are you playing me off?

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I'm trying to honor a member
of your community!

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Unreal.

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[ Chuckles ]

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We open the fourth
and final fire

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to anybody who feels so moved
to speak on Bassoon's behalf...

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Anyone?

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Where are they?

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[ Panting ]

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Finally!
What do you got for me?

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I think you'll have your pick
of the litter with these gems.

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Look!

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Toilet paper, floss,
and a towel?

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Did you only look
in the bathroom?

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I had to pee!

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C'mon, c'mon!

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Nope, nope, nope.

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That!

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[ Panting ]

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Here I am!

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I'll do the fourth flame!

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It's a short but sweet one!

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♪♪

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Ahhh!
Mmm!

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Ahem.
Oh, Bassoon.

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Bassoon, Bassoon, Bassoon.

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We spent
Valentine's Day together.

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Huh?

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The Valentine's day after Harp
broke up with him, to be exact.

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Was she around in 1856?

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Bassoon was obviously
devastated,

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so I decided to cheer him up
with a...

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Toy Carnival!

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I took him to the Toy Carnival.

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After we got breakfast!

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Eggs over Bassoon, am I right?

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Wuh?

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So anyway, at the carnival,
Bassoon wins this teddy bear

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with a quadruple eagle claw
in ice darts,

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because he's the best.

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And...

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But...

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I gave it back to him,
as a thank you...

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Oh, for not pranking me!

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Which is something
he's obviously known for.

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I'm just sorry he's not here
to hear

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all these great stories
about him.

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At least he's in a better
place now.

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What are you talking about?

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He's been here the whole time.

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Huh?

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Hi.

250
00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:02,131
-Whaaa?
-Whaaa!

251
00:10:04,231 --> 00:10:06,150
Hi, Bassoon!
[ Laughs ] Hey!

252
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,150
Where did you get
all my stuff from?

253
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From your house!

254
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Pretty nice place
you got there.

255
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But you might have to replace
your bathroom window.

256
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Wait, what?!

257
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You guys were all like,
let us remember him,

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say all these nice memories...

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00:10:17,141 --> 00:10:18,211
I thought he'd kicked
the bucket!

260
00:10:18,231 --> 00:10:20,121
Why would we wait
until he's gone

261
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to say nice things about him?

262
00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:23,150
I don't know!

263
00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:25,141
I've never heard so much respect
for a living person.

264
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[ Laughs ]

265
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,241
Well, it's yeti custom to give
with a warm hand,

266
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and tell to a warm heart.

267
00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:33,111
That's pretty cool.

268
00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:36,091
So...
does my cloud still count?

269
00:10:36,111 --> 00:10:38,241
Yes dear,
I'm sure it will do.

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00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:40,150
Blech...

271
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All: Ooh!

272
00:10:45,101 --> 00:10:47,021
Whoa.

273
00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,091
Hi Lucy! I'm Bassoon.
[ Chuckles ]

274
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You found my bathroom bear.

275
00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:53,190
I did actually win that
at a carnival, you know.

276
00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:54,190
Oh...
[ Chuckles ]

277
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Nice to meet you, Bassoon.

278
00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:59,021
I know we just met, but I think
I already know what story

279
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I'm telling at your
Sherbet Scoop.

280
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Which one?

281
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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

283
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Lab-nuuuuhhhh!