[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
[ Singing in Yeti ]
♪♪
Uh, careful. My bag is book heavy.
Well, my bag is not heavy.
I know what you're thinking, Lucy.
"How did she pack so lightly
for a five-day holiday trip jam packed with special events?"
It's the underwear. I just have one pair.
I plan to flip em, flip 'em again, flip back on day three --
Don't ruin this for me, Hedgehog.
Yeti Confetti is a holiday very dear to my heart
and the whole reason we came all the way to the Yeti Meadow.
You're lucky I invited you as my plus twos.
Oh, man. What a crazy flight.
Oscar, we walked here. It took three minutes.
[ Groans ] I think I have jet lag.
[ Speaking Yeti ]
I'm sorry, Saxophone. I didn't catch any of that.
He says he'll take us to get fitted for translation earmuffs.
Right.
[ Gasps ]
Iced puff pastries!
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
So, Oscar, how was your trip over?
I mean, I have jet lag. But what can you expect?
None for me, thanks. [ Gulps ] I speak fluent Yeti.
I'm basically one of you guys.
You speak traditional Yeti. But this is a big holiday.
We will be speaking honorific holiday Yeti.
It's got completely different grammatical rules.
Traditional Yeti would be really rude during Yeti Confetti.
Okay. Fine.
Hey, can you guys keep a secret?
Always. Not really.
Great. Okay. So, Lucy is part yeti.
Oh, yeah. We know. Jimjams told us.
Oh. Okay.
Well, we're gonna tell her tonight at the welcome dinner.
So, Oscar, we're gonna give you and Lucy
a bunch of pointless busywork
to keep her away from all party planning
so she doesn't find out.
That's a lot for someone with jet lag.
But for you and Lucy, anything.
Hello, fellow yetis and yeti associates.
Welcome to Yeti Confetti!
Today the whole community pitches in
to make Yeti Confetti special.
Hedgehog, we need you to taste- test our banana snow splits.
They're all amazing.
We just need to know which one is most amazing.
For sure, yes. I can do that.
Can't wait to find out what I'm doing.
Oscar, Lucy, I need you two to dehair our used combs,
way over on the other side of the meadow.
Don't worry. It's not as disgusting as it sounds.
Oh. Wait. Sorry.
It is as disgusting as it sounds.
But that's not all!
When you're done with that,
here's a list of tasks of a similar value.
We are your people for this.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
Man, I want to try banana snow splits.
It's weird that I'm not with them.
I get why you're sifting combs, but why am I out here?
Oh, they probably know I've always wanted to dehair combs,
and you probably have to spot me because of my jet lag.
Oscar, you do not have jet lag.
We came from 10 feet away.
Feet or meters? Where we come from, it's feet.
But here? Could be meters.
That's not even how conversions work.
Let's just... do the combs.
[ Music continues ]
Ew, ew, ew!
Oh, look! A long one!
[ Boing ] Pretty cool, huh?
Oscar, that's an armpit hair.
Aah! [ Spits ]
You got me more than the ground, buddy.
What's next on the list?
There's got to be better stuff than this, right?
[ Both grunting ]
Ew!
[ Music continues ]
[ Coughing ]
I'm sick of cleaning. You know what?
I'm just gonna go to the Yetis and get a different job.
We got off to a weird start,
but I'm sure that list can be amended.
Let's go. Wait! We can't go there.
My jet lag. It's at peak lag!
[ Weakly ] I'm dehydrated. I need a snow cone.
Oscar, you're such a burden on my independent spirit.
If we're gonna get snow cones,
Viola runs the best joint in town.
Huh? [ Gasps ]
Lucy: "Closed because of Lucy"?
Well, that feels pointed.
Oscar, I thought the cleaning thing
was just a misunderstanding.
But now I'm starting to think they don't...like me.
No, no. There must be a yeti called Lucy.
Yetis are named after instruments, Oscar.
Oh, yeah.
But in English, "slide whistle"
probably translates to "Lucy."
It's a language-barrier thing.
Because of the translation earmuffs.
Look! Lucy, Slide Whistle,
Lucy, Slide Whistle.
Oscar, it's a sign.
[ Snoring ]
Now we can part ways, my jet-lagged associate.
Hey, is that my book club?
[ Breathing heavily ] Hey, guys!
Are you guys meeting without me?
And they're running away. That's great.
Why did I bother organizing our names
in an acrostic that spells "book club"?
Without Lucy for "L," you guys are just book cub!
Which is arguably cuter, but it still hurts my feelings!
Sorry. Fell asleep. Jet --
Please don't say "jet lag" ever again.
Okay. Source of nap unknown.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
Whoa. The yetis gave us a nice room.
I'm sure glad I can take these earmuffs off for a second.
My head hurts from wearing them all day.
Oof! How do you feel, Lucy?
Lucy?!
Why are you lying down? Did you catch my jet lag?
Was I nuts to think the yetis and I were friends?
Maybe they've hated me this whole time and I didn't see it.
No way. They just wanted you to be distracted
so they could get you...
What? Get me what?
So they could get you a... gift basket.
Look. Whoa.
And it's all the stuff I love.
A book about the finer points of Yeti grammar.
And a "friend to Yetis" shirt. Don't forget the card.
That's always the best part. Oh, yeah!
"Your presence at Yeti Confetti is a gift...Hedgehog"?
This is Hedgehog's basket!
She probably didn't get a chance to open it
because she's been eating banana snow splits all day!
Oh, yeah. She has been tied up with that.
Oh, that's probably not what you meant.
Wait! There's another one right here.
It's got to be yours.
Hmm. This one is smaller than Hedgehog's, but okay.
A wad of tissues?
[ Gasps ] Hand sanitizer?
[ Gasps ] A head of lettuce?
[ Gasps ] Iceberg?!
It's yours. Of course.
I could get angry about this, but like my parents say,
"Emotions only happen to you if you let them."
I mean, yours has got to be somewhere.
Found it. Ta-da!
Oscar, that's the trash!
[ Grunts ] That's it!
If I'm the only one without a welcome basket,
then it's obvious I'm not welcome.
I'm putting on my travel beret, and I'm going back to camp.
I thought I'd finally found my people.
My Yetis.
I felt like I actually belonged somewhere.
I guess it was all a sham.
Wait. You can't leave.
Why not? Nobody cares if I'm here.
You just can't.
If that's all you've got, then I'm out.
You can't leave because the Yetis are gonna surprise you
with a special ceremony tonight because you are part yeti!
I'm not supposed to tell you.
You don't have a gift basket
because this whole event is the gift basket.
Oscar, you're jet lagged.
You've been talking wall-to-wall nonsense this whole day.
It's time for you to get some sleep.
Can't...fight... the darkness.
[ Snoring ]
It's better to have loved the yetis and have them ignore you
than to have never loved the yetis at all.
Ding, ding, ding! Ooh. The dinner bell.
Ding, ding! Dinnertime!
Maybe I'll get something to eat for the road first.
Ding, ding! Dinnertime!
Man, I'm so full of banana snow splits,
I'm not sure if I'm gonna have room for dinner.
Ding! Di-- Oh. Yeah.
You're the only one who can't come in here.
Why not?! I'm a woman on the road!
I just want a snack!
Sorry! You can't. [ Grunts ]
Dinner bell! Dinner bell!
[ Gasps ] It's time.
Hey! What are you doing?!
[ Groans ] Put me down!
This is demeaning.
Sax, I messed up!
I told her everything, but she didn't believe me,
and now she hates me and all of you!
Oscar, you had one job.
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
Tonight begins our weeklong holiday of Yeti Confetti,
our midwinter festivus where we create our next batch of snow,
honor our roots, and come together as one big family
of smaller families.
But first we'll begin with a special ceremony.
Here, Lucy.
What's that? You want me to clean this too?
Puh! There. It's shiny.
[ Gasping, murmuring ]
Uh, no.
It is my great privilege to tell you, Lucy,
that we are making you an honorary yeti.
Stop making fun of me!
You make me do chores all day, kick me out of my book club,
and now this sick joke?
I put my emotions out there,
and you guys made me feel stupid for doing it.
I'm so sorry, Lucy.
We just needed to get everything ready for you,
so we had Oscar distract you all day.
Look around! This party is for you.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
But I thought you had to be a yeti
to be a member of the community.
That's you, honey. You're part yeti.
That's why your hair grows so fast
and why your pictures always turn out blurry.
And this is your crown.
It symbolizes the bond all yetis have with each other.
Each yeti has their own song, and we wrote this one for you.
By the end of the holiday,
you'll find out your yeti family.
For now, you're a part of all of them.
[ Singing in Yeti ]
♪♪
I'm honored. Thank you.
Wait. So Oscar wasn't jet lagged this whole time?
Nope. He really thinks he is.
I'm using each blink as a napping opportunity.
I'll never be tired again.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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[ Boing ] Pretty cool, huh?