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♪ Love is amazing ♪

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♪ When planets align ♪

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♪ Moons feel like honey ♪

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♪ With your hand in mine ♪

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♪ Friends watch the house ♪

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♪ And care for the plants ♪

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♪ We'll bring them something
back from our cosmic dance ♪

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♪♪

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Sighs ]

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Yep, you said it Hedgehog.

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This is the life.

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Oscar,
that wasn't a happy sigh.

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Oh, sorry.

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What's the problem
Hedgehog?

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It's this dreadful ennui,
Oscar.

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This maleficent malaise.

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This vast and endless leisure.

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I was all down for a lounge

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but I didn't think being queen
would be this boring.

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I just wish I had
something to do.

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Some rivals to backstab
or something.

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So, I guess you might
say you're...

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"royally bored"?

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[ Squeaks ]

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Gesundheit.

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That wasn't me.
[ Squeaking ]

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What was that?

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It sounded like
some kinda squeak or somethin'.

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I've been hearing it all night

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but I thought it was
a part of the music.

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Quick, hand me
that fireplace thingy.

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[ Squeaking ]

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[ Gasps ]

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I'm sorry.
I can't help it.

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It's my nose.

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Story checks out.
Please don't fire me.

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I know I'm supposed to be silent
until summoned,

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but I really need this job,
and --

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Summoned?
Summoned for what?

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Who are you?

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I'm Patootie, court jester.

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I live under the floor
so I can keep track

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of what makes the king laugh,

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get materials
for my bits and stories,

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you know, standard jester stuff.

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Ohhh.
I see.

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Could you tell us
a story too, Patootie?

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Of course!

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That's basically my whole job.

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Yes!

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What sort of story
would you like?

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Whaddaya think, Oscar?

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Mmm, ghost story!

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Yeah!
Hmm.

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Let's see here.
Ahh, yes.

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Our story begins many moons ago.

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With Susie!
Whoa!

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How did I miss
an 8-foot tapestry

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of my worst
favorite best frenemy?

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Susie had told the king

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that if he built space-age
cabins for the island

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in return...

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she'd bring him a bag
of saltwater taffy

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every six months for life.

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Salt water taffy is a delicacy
on our planet

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because we don't have
any salt here.

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Or water.
Or taffy.

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So naturally the king agreed.

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The cabins were built,
and six months later,

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on the dot,
the taffy was set to arrive.

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But on that dark
and stormy night,

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things didn't go
quite as planned.

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Hark!
Susie!

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Yeah, yeah.

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Patootie:
When Susie finally arrived,
she was soaked to the bone.

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She'd just gotten warmed up,

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and was about to hand over the
taffy when something went wrong.

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All the power went out
in the castle.

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Even the fireplace!

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And the taffy bag was gone.

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[ Gasps ]
My taffy bag!

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I've been robbed!

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Hey!

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Stop!
Thief!

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♪♪

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Then what happened?!

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Oh, I don't know.
They left the office.

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I only know what happens
in the office.

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What?
Why?

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I live in the floor, remember?

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I can't leave.

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Oh, well,
which way did they go?

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They were headed
towards the living room.

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My cousin Noodle lives in the
floorboards there

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and can probably help.

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Thanks, Patootie!
C'mon, Oscar!

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Oscar: Ah!

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Hello?

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Noodle?

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[ Squeak! ]

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Man, I used to think
squeaky floorboards

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just meant it was
an old house.

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Nope!

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Jesters!

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Huh?
What's the big idea?

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Y'dang ol board pryin' stinkin'
no board ceiling takin' maniacs.

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Noodle.
I'm Hedgehog.

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I'm the new queen.

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I order you to tell us
what happened with Susie

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and that ghost
all those years ago.

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Oh! Well, why didn't you say
so, your highness?

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♪♪

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Hmm.

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What does a ghost even want
with my candy anyway?

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It's not just any ghost.

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It's Lil' G.

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Lil' G's roamed the castle
grounds for years

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trying to sort out
their unfinished business.

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But nobody knows
what that business is.

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Yeah, well, it's business
is gonna be picking

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little ghost teeth
up off the floor

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if it doesn't give me
my taffy back.

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Lil' G!

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Yeah?
Then what?

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And then they chased Lil' G

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out of the room
towards the gymnasium.

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My cousin, Glazed Ham,
can probably --

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Yeah yeah, we get it.
C'mon Oscar!

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Whoa!

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[ Squeak! ]

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Ah, geez.

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We're never gonna find
Glazed Ham in here.

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C'mon, Oscar.

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The sooner we start, the sooner
we'll find Glazed Ham.

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Glazed Ham?

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[ Knocking on floor ]
Glazed Ham?

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Glazed Ham?
Glazed Ham?

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Glazed Ham?

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Glazed Ham?

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[ Groans ]

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Shoot,
that was the last board.

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Maybe there's another gymnasium?

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Hey! Will you guys keep it
down out there?

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Some of us are tryin' to relax.

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I'm Glazed Ham.

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Glazed Ham?!

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Why aren't you in the
floorboards like everyone else?

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I'm on vacation.
[ Squeak! ]

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Now if you'll excuse me.

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I'm workin' on my tan.
Wait!

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First just tell us your part
of Patootie's story.

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Please.

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Oh, well, The King and Susie

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opened the door
to the gymnasium.

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Then they heard a noise from the
upstairs in the royal suite,

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so they turned around
and left without coming in.

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[ Groans ]

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♪♪

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Whew...

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How many rooms
are in this place?

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According to this map
on the wall?

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185.

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I just realized.

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It's much better if all
the jesters come to us.

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We have to find some way
to get them all together.

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But they can't
leave their rooms.

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I'm Queen.

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What good is my title
if I can't lift a travel ban?

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Fair.

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Attention.
All floorboard jesters,

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who aren't asleep,
report to the kitchen

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immediately by order
of The Queen.

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[ Squeaking,
floorboards rattling ]

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Ohh, hi, hi, hi!
-I haven't seen you!

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How's it been?
Oh, Noodle, I've missed you!

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Is that a new jester's hat?

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Pleased to meet you,
I'm The Queen.

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Pleased to meet you,
I'm The Queen.

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I'm the Prime Minister,
would you like some taffy?

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Well, I guess we won't be
needing this anymore.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Squeaking ]

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I'm sorry to interrupt
your hellos, but uh,

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can we hear
the rest of the ghost story?

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[ Squeak! ]

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The King and Susie tiptoed
through the hallway

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chasing Lil' G.

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[ Squeak! ]

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They peeped into
the laundry room.

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[ Squeak! ]

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And they peeped
into the conservatory.

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Every so often,
they'd hear the "smack!"

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of Lil' G's chompers chewing
on a new piece of taffy.

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The billiards room!

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So the King and Susie
went to the billiards room.

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♪♪

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Listen you little piece
of the past,

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give me back that taffy!

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Wait, I've got a feeling

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it's not you the ghost
has a beef with.

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It's me.

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Lil' G has some
unfinished business with me.

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Lil' G.
What is it?

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What do you want from me?

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Lil' G?

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♪♪

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Lil' G.

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Did you once go by the name
of Chiparoo?

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Are you challenging me
to a game of billiards?

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♪♪

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It is you!

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Chiparoo is a fierce adversary.

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Who knows what might happen
should I lose

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this ghostly contest.

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I'd better start the game
with my most impressive shot!

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♪♪

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Oops!

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[ Gasps ]
Puddle?!

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Puddle?

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Puddle used to be
the castle ghost?

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Noooo!

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Puddle only dressed up
as Lil' G.

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Lil' G is real, but Puddle
was just pretending to be

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Lil' G
to flirt with the King.

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Stealing a taffy to share
with the King later.

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So, technically,
this wasn't a ghost story?

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I think it still was.

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A Puddle-ghost story prequel
to the Puddle

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and the King romance story.

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Ya know, in honor
of their honeymoon.

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Ha!

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Wow.
Y'all sure are crazy.

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Yup.

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That night, Puddle
and The King

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stayed up until dawn
eating taffy

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and getting to
know each other.

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Susie went home,
her taffy tariff finally paid,

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hair and socks dry as a bone.

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Hedgehog:
Hey, I just realized,
I feel great.

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No ennui.
Not bored at all.

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Yes, we don't feel bored either.

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We feel...

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Kind of bummed.

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We don't want to go back
to the floorboards.

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Oh no, I thought you guys
liked your job!

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We do.
It's just...

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Man, will you look
at that Noodle?

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And Glazed Ham?
And Cream Puff?

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I missed them so much!

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Didn't even know how much
I missed them until I saw them.

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My gosh darn family.

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Who knew living under
floorboards

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for hundreds of years

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could make you miss
the people closest to you.

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Hedgehog, you have
to do something.

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The jesters should be able to
see their family more regularly.

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[ Screaming ]

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Ahhh!
Real Lil' G!

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[ Screaming ]

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Puddle!
Again?

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Gotcha!
We're back from the trip!

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-Oh-oh!
-The King.

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00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:54,050
-Oh-oh!
-Oh-oh!

265
00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,211
It's nice to see you
all standing together!

266
00:09:55,231 --> 00:09:57,180
Now go back
to your floorboards!

267
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,030
Uh wait.
No.

268
00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:01,160
You have to change
the jester floorboard policy.

269
00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,251
You know how jesters can get
the best funny material?

270
00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:06,021
By seeing their friends
and family.

271
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,150
Hi, hi hi hi.
[ Laughs ]

272
00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:10,160
Not by hiding in the floor
like creepy little spies.

273
00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:13,070
Let them roam.
Sure.

274
00:10:13,091 --> 00:10:15,030
It was their idea to live
in the floorboards.

275
00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:17,060
They can go wherever.
Oh!

276
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,241
Oh yeah, it was our idea.

277
00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:22,121
Initially, but now
we're not sure.

278
00:10:22,141 --> 00:10:26,241
Well, I declare you all
free-range jesters, from now on!

279
00:10:27,021 --> 00:10:29,141
Actually, now that I'm back,
you don't have that power,

280
00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,101
but, sure,
be free, Lil' Js!

281
00:10:32,121 --> 00:10:35,030
All: Yay!

282
00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:37,030
-Goodnight!
-Goodnight!

283
00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:40,021
Hey Hedgehog, how'd you know
it was me earlier?

284
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,060
Your feet.

285
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,231
Ghosts don't have
cute little feet.

286
00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:46,121
Dangit, I'm really terrible
at ghosting.

287
00:10:46,141 --> 00:10:49,141
Thank goodness for that.

288
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,060
Night, guys.

289
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,060
Both: Night.

290
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,221
Feels nice to not
be Queen anymore.

291
00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:57,150
Yeah, plus we still
get jesters!

292
00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:59,221
Hey, Patootie!
Your nose stopped squeaking!

293
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:02,180
Yeah, I think I was
homesqueak for my fam.

294
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,231
Awww.
Love ya, Patoots.

295
00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:13,040
♪♪

296
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:19,160
♪♪

297
00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:21,050
I'm sorry.