♪ Once there was magic ♪
♪ All throughout the world ♪
♪ But now it's fading fast ♪
♪ And we're our only hope ♪
♪ Risks we'll embrace ♪
♪ On this strange island ♪
♪ But no matter what ♪
♪ You'll always be ♪
♪ My best friend ♪
Are you guys pooped,
or should I keep telling the story? Which one?
Yeah, I'm pooped of looking at Susie's face. Good night.
No! Please keep going.
Last we heard, Ramona and Susie were two best friends
destined to save magic.
Right, right, right.
So for a few decades, they followed
the binder's instructions.
They called magical beings to the island,
and they started a witch school.
At this point, they were one witch away
from becoming a full coven.
Agatha, tuck the tail.
Opie, brush your hair for once in your life.
Nancy, no picking.
Emma, absolutely no eating.
Aww.
[ Munching ]
[ Whistle! ]
Mallory, on your right. Prophecy witch coming through.
Actually, on your right and on your left.
There's two of us!
We're best friends.
That's cute. My best friend is a neti pot.
♪♪
[ Snoring ]
[ Whoosh! ]
[ Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! ]
Whoa! [ Crash ]
And that concludes tonight's lesson
in looking down on the world because you're a witch.
Deeply mediocre work, everyone.
Aaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaah!
But that's some solid post-flight broom calming, Opie.
I want it to hurt!
Okay. Until we get our 13th witch,
we're just gonna go back over things we've already learnt.
[ All gasp ]
Shh. So, tomorrow, we'll be relearning
the history of the pointy hat.
Jaunty angles, yes or no,
how to wear it backwards with confidence,
which way is backwards -- you know, the essentials.
[ Growls ]
I don't know how long we can drag on the same stuff.
Everyone is bored.
Eh, they're still sloppy.
Susie!
I'm kidding.
I meant they're not like us --
best friends who will save magic.
So, do you think they'll name a national holiday after us?
Yup!
Do you think it'll be the day we met or the day we save magic?
Both! We'll have two,
like how there's Fourth of July and Flag Day.
Of course!
Are you working on progress reports?
Sort of.
I'm making magically imbued friendship bracelets.
The magic is that they smell like peaches.
Ooooooh!
Oh, I love peaches.
[ Ring! Ring! Ring! ]
[ Both gasp ] The binder rings thrice!
[ Chuckles ] Thrice?
"The 13th witch arrives on the beach at dawn."
[ Gasps ] We're going to be a complete coven!
The final step before we can open the sacred manila envelope!
And bring magic back to the world.
Then we can finally retire to Massachusetts
like we always planned.
Shall we camp on the beach till dawn?
We shall.
Jimjams: Now this is where the story really takes off.
[ As Susie ] "Wow. Your pajamas are very handsome, Ramona."
[ As Ramona ] "Mm! My Jimjams! Aren't they gorgeous?"
[ As Susie ] "I think they're the best pair of pajamas I've ever seen!"
[ As Ramona ] "I'd argue you were being hyperbolic,
but you simply aren't."
Wait. So, what's going on with the 13th witch?
[ Normal voice ] Alright, geez! I'm just setting the scene.
And so the 13th witch arrived at dawn.
Sorry! Hup!
Pigtails.
Wow. I've been here literally 20 seconds,
and the inhabitants are already copying my look.
I'm Betsy. What's with the pigtails?
What's with your pigtails, Pigtails?
And what kind of witch uses a badminton racket as a wand?
Wand? Witch?
[ Ring! Ring! Ring! ]
[ Imitating Ramona ] The binder rings thrice!
[ Clears throat ]
That's not how I sound.
What's it say?
"Attention, coven!
All 13 witches report to the Yeti Meadow
at 9:00 p.m. for important spell!"
So, Pigtails...
how's your witchcraft?
I legitimately thought I was here because I wore pants once
and my mom sent me to reform school.
I'm really supposed to be a witch?
[ Groans ] We've got a lotta work to do, P.
Alright, girls.
Once we train ol' Pigtails here, we'll be a proper coven.
Let's show her how it's done!
Grow your flowers...
[ Pop! ] ...now!
Germinatus festinus!
Wow. Nice one, Alice.
Your turn, Pigtails.
Germinatus... festivus?
[ Floom! ]
Uh, okay, pro tip.
If you become best friends with Alice here,
you'll be better at magic.
Do we have to have a best friend to be a good witch?
What if, hypothetically, I wanna be a lonely old hag?
You be that hag, Mallory!
Friendship is by no means a requirement,
but it can really amplify your power
if you're trying to move a prophecy along.
Germinatus festinus! Germinatus festinus!
Give it a try, Pigtails.
So, Alice, you ever, uh... put...pants on?
Do I ever! Ha!
I put pants on my lamps!
I put pants on my aunts!
If you were thinking the bug, I actually meant my mom's sister.
Oh, quick follow-up -- I also put them on ants...
the bug.
I mean, he looks terrible in pants,
but I still put them on him.
I don't know.
This isn't feeling super organic.
You two, come with us.
We'll show you how it's done.
[ Twinkle! ]
Best friends lift each other up.
You're the best!
No, you -- you're the best!
They're always honest with each other.
Hey, Susie, I can barely smell your B.O.
What?!
[ Ting! ]
[ Coughs ] Thanks for telling me.
They relax together.
They promise to always be there for each other.
And most of all, they trust each other.
I got you! I got you!
I got you.
[ Laughter ]
And that one looks like a real working clock
made out of clouds.
Oh, my gosh! It's almost 9:00!
Quick -- using friendship magic only,
I want the two of you to levitate this pocket fry...
into my mouth.
Both: Got it.
Friendship, friendship, friendship, friendship,
fly, fry, fly, fry, fly, fry, fly, fry.
[ Whap! ] Ahhhh.
Close enough. You're a real witch now.
Yay!
Good. Looks like everybody's here.
Take a mental snapshot of this moment, girls.
And by "moment," I mean us, the prophecy stars,
'cause we're about to make magic history.
We shall start the ceremony by opening this manila --
[ Whoosh! Twinkle! ]
Ah! Get into your positions, everyone!
♪♪
This is it!
All: "13 together, reverse the weather.
Blanket of white, lift to a great height.
Fulfill the prophecy and give magic hope
by helping us open this manila envelope."
[ Shing! ]
[ Twinkle! ]
♪♪
[ Shatter! ]
A tiny sword! How cute!
It's a letter opener.
[ Shing! ]
[ Rip! Twinkle! ]
It's finally here.
[ Muttering ]
[ Farting ]
Cover my nose, Oscar!
She isn't awake, is she?
Nah, she's a sleep farter.
Anyways, so Susie reads the letter.
Well? What does it say?!
It tricked us. This is not how you save magic.
"The one for whom time stands still
must stay and live in the present.
The one for whom time continues
must live to stay present in frozen time."
Does that mean...?
It means... we have to split up.
It means that I'll be stuck in frozen time
until magic is saved,
while Susie goes on living in the --
Nope! That's not gonna happen.
Alice, Betsy, come with me. I need your help.
Susie, wait! Where are you going?
I'm going to save our friendship.
No, I meant like a specific location!
[ Flutter! Thud! ]
[ Gasps ]
Diamond Mountain.
[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Bubbling ]
♪♪
Wow. Grandma Susie's a babe.
She looks happy, too.
[ Sniffs ]
Okay. I'm ready.
♪♪
Ramona: Susie! [ Gasps ] Oof!
What do you think you're doing?
I have to give up my immortality
so I can come live in frozen time with you.
Betsy and Alice have already chosen to become immortal
so that they can be the ones for whom time stands still.
Susie! Don't you remember?
You and I are the only ones who can save magic!
We have to honor the prophecy or --
But the prophecy said we were gonna be two best friends
who save magic together.
If we can't even be together, then what's the point?
Well, the prophecy didn't say how long it would take.
I bet if we do what it says,
we might end up saving magic in a week
or maybe tomorrow, even!
And I can come right back.
But how are we going to save magic?
The manila envelope didn't tell us.
Susie, trust me.
The binder will ring thrice again!
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
And, Sarah, good luck with that "no boogers" spell.
And, Emma, you stay out of trouble.
[ Munching ]
This raw onion cake is surprisingly delicious.
[ Crying ] Stupid onions.
[ Munching ] Oh, Ramona.
Susie!
Oh, I'll miss you so much!
I'll miss you, too, Ramomo.
But I know you're gonna be right back.
Yeah! I'll be right back.
Oh, and take care of Jimjams for me?
Hey.
Beep, beep! It's Frozen Time Express!
Final boarding call for Ramona the Witch!
[ Blows ]
[ Smooches ]
♪♪
[ Ting! ]
[ Twinkle! ]
Beep, beep!
[ Sobbing ]
Hey, here. Use my arm.
[ Blowing nose loudly ]
[ Farting ]
Yeah, that was me this time. Heh heh.
♪♪