♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I want to stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
♪
[ Wind chimes jingling ]
Okay, let's hear it.
[ Note plays ]
♪ My dog has fleece ♪
Your dog has fleece, like the downy polyester material?
That doesn't make sense.
♪ Feasts, fees ♪
See, now, "fees" you definitely don't want.
Ugh, I know!
My body is all out of whack.
Probably just a case of creaky storm bones.
Most likely. Tornado gone?
Yep. Disappeared as mysteriously as it arrived.
We should check the hits, just to be safe.
[ Door opens, fanfare plays ][ Gasps ]
[ Trumpet playing ]
Oh. It's just the kids.
For the first time ever at the Soundhouse,
I officially present Hedgehog, the Full Witch.
[ Chuckles nervously ] Oh, I told him not to make a big deal.
Wow, look at you.
Oh, the king is here. Your majesty.
Ah, my temp. All witched up. So proud of ya.
You kids feel like going on an island stroll with us?
Both: Yeah!
[ Notes playing ]
So, where are we going?
Or is it a surprise?
No, no surprise.
My joints have been acting up,
which means something's off.
So we're gonna go check some stuff,
like, make sure the bears and the rascals are asleep,
the ferns are alive, and the diamond is okay.
We call it "checking the hits."
Those four things are called the hits?
Sounds very serious.
Yep.
What's up? You're doing your nervous face.
No, I'm not.
Mm...
Come on, Ramona. You know the story.
The lady with the ribbon around her neck
and the problematic boyfriend who will not stop hounding her
to take it off? [ Gulps ]
So she finally does, and her head falls off?
Anyway that's how I got the idea
to wear this scarf.
That was your takeaway from that story?
And that's what you're doing about the tornado in your neck?
Yes. [ Gulps ]
And yes. Hmm.
What? All this tiny tornado's done
in the last three days is look edgy
in a non-threatening way-- like a crop top.
I think you should get a second opinion.
Ugh, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
[ Laughing ]
What are you laughing at? You can't see it,
but something really funny is happening.
Okay, worst to first.
Let's check on those Rascals.
They're sleeping just beyond those rocks.
[ Bones crack ] [ Grunts ] My bones.
Hey, Barb! These craggy rocks are gonna be so hard
on your old, wise "boines."
I mean "jornts." Jorts!
Joints, and bones.
Let me and Hedgehog check them for you.
Uh, ok.
Just make sure they're still asleep.
You got it.
[ All snoring ]
- Yep, they're asleep. - Uh, w-wait, wait, wait.
What's with their provocative haircuts?
Oscar...
Okay, confession time.
I've kinda been giving the Rascals haircuts?
I need practice heads for the salon
I wanna open one day.
"Trims for Him on a Whim"? Mm-hmm.
I didn't know I was trimming a hit.
I-I don't wanna get in trouble.
Shh! Did your haircuts wake them up?
No, I have a light tough.
I think you're fine then.
Your secret's safe with me.
Oscar!
Paris of the plains.
Flat the whole way through.
We got this one, Osc.
- No, you can't--! - Let us hold you back.
That sounds like a great idea.
[ Whispers ] What did you do?
Well... do's.
More haircuts?
It's a full-service salon!
I practice fundamentals with the Rascals,
and the bears are where I experiment.
Barb: Oscar! Hedgehog!
Oh, no-- they went in.
[Snoring ] Is there something wrong with the bears?
Oh no, they're fine.
We just wanted you to see them
because they're so funny-looking.
What do you mean by. "funny-looking"? Oscar.
I just think it's funny that you're not asking
where they got these cuts done.
Like, it's weird how nice they are, right?
Barb: C'mon, kiddos. On to the ferns.
Let's go.
You were really cutting it close back there. I know.
Well, I'm just glad that was the last of your barber binge
and that it's home-free with the ferns.
Hm? Please don't tell me you gave the ferns haircuts, too.
I didn't!
Then what's with that face?
There aren't any haircuts.
Although, there is a barber element.
What does that even mean? Huh?
All: ♪ Bum, bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum ♪
♪ Barber ♪Yes?
♪ Give us a trim ♪
♪ On a whim ♪
♪ Give us a snip ♪
♪ Like Monstera Fawcett ♪
♪ I'll pay you everything in my wallet ♪
♪ Barber ♪
♪ My leaf's overgrown ♪
♪ I have no stylist ♪
♪ So I bemoan ♪
♪ Please listen to our hymn ♪
♪ Please, Barber, give us a trim ♪
♪ On a whim ♪
- That was great, ferns! - That was amazing!
Do you hear that? Hey, kids?
Did you hear a small barbershop quartet performance?
Nope. Ah.
Let's go check up on them.
Oh no, Barb's coming!
- End it. - Got it, boss.
Wait ferns! No!
They're about to sing "Endless Split Ends",
the opening number from a rock opera
I'm writing about the galaxy's greatest barber.
♪ It's been so long ♪
All: ♪ For us four fronds ♪
♪ Since we've gone ♪
♪ To a salon ♪
♪ Tangles and knots ♪
♪ Endless split ends ♪
♪ Our ruined locks ♪
♪ Need amends ♪
♪ We want a lovely do ♪
♪ That is fabulously new ♪
♪ Our pleading rhapsody ♪
♪ To the greatest barber in the galaxy ♪
♪ You, you, you, you ♪
♪
Well, the ferns are alive.
Yeah, but that performance was dead.
Oh, King, you are awful.
But not as awful as that rock opera!
[ Laughter ]
Huh?! What?
I'm gonna pay 50 bucks for tickets
and pay another 50 for a babysitter
to watch a musical about a barber?
[ Laughter ] Let's go to the next hit.
[ Growls ] I'd pay 50 bucks.
You shouldn't have to! There are rush tickets! Lotteries and the like!
Theater should be accessible to all incomes!
[ Inhales deeply, sighs ]
I just mean, I thought it was good.
Thanks, Hedgehog.
♪
So, what did you do to the diamond?
Honestly, I barely touched it.
I don't think they'll notice anything.
Well, there's something you don't see every day.
Wig on a diamond.
King, can you give us a lift
so we can check and see if the wig
is affecting the diamond in any way?
[ Whistles ]
♪
Well, how is it?
- It's stable. - And gorgeous.
You'd think a diamond can't be improved,
and then you see one with a wig on it!
It transforms the whole thing.
We've really got to give our compliments to...
the tornado.
Wait, what?
Obviously, the tornado blew the wig up here,
and it landed perfectly on the diamond.
That's the chaos of the universe for you.
Anyway, everything's fine.
Barb, you're just old.[High-pitched whistling]
Rrrrrrrraaa-- Are you kidding me?!
[ Voice echoes ] First, you said the bears' haircuts
were weird and funny looking.
Then you panned the fern's rock opera!
And now, when you finally appreciated something--
this perfectly placed wig--
you say it was "blown on by some haphazard"!
It wasn't a tornado.
It was me. It was all me.
I put a lot of effort into my work.
You should have seen me cutting the Rascals' hair!
Do you know how hard it was to create those hairdos
when they're twitching so much?
Wait, they were twitching?
In their sleep? Yes!
And I trimmed through it.
This is very bad.
[ Whistles ]
♪
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Yup, this is very bad.
Should we go help them?
I think we've done enough for today.
Hey, you know what I don't get?
Why didn't you just come clean
about all the haircuts from the beginning?
You know, - rip off the bandage? - Rrrgh-- Agh!
Hedgehog, you never rip off a bandage.
It's too painful.
You just ignore it and let it sit there
for six or seven days,
and eventually, you swim in a pool
and it floats away gently.
You're the one who keeps clogging the pool drain
- with all your bandages? - It's you!
The two best friends who are gonna save magic.
It's so nice to finally meet you.
We are the two best friends?
In the prophecy?
- Both: Yeah! - We knew it!
You and me, we're gonna do it!
We're gonna save magic!
[Squeals ] I can't believe this!
I wonder how we're gonna do it?
Whatever it is, we'll do it together.
♪
Should we inform the others?
Nah. Why create chaos?
Let's just enjoy the sunset for now.
I gotta get going.
I want to spend as much time with Puddle
while we still can.
Goodnight, Barb.
Well, it's not all bad.
At least I'm finally gonna get some sleep.
But first, a little of this,
and a couple of these.
[Smooches]
[ Twinkle! ]
And last, but not least...
Perfect. I'm ready.
Hedgehog: [ Laughs ] Both: ♪ Best friends ♪
♪ Best friends, best friends saving magic ♪
♪
I have a light touch.