♪ Magic is real here ♪
♪ Far away from home ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ When witches make the rules ♪
♪ Monsters are cool ♪
♪ The moon is our friend ♪
♪ I want to stay with you ♪
♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
♪
Are we at an intermission?
No, the show hasn't even begun yet.
He's had us all waiting for Susie to arrive.
I heard she refused to come today.
Oscar, it'll be your bedtime
before Susie ever pops up here.
[ Sighs ] I guess the show must go on.
Without further ado, let's begin!
Ugh! Ugh, finally!
[ Clears throat ] Now, we've all been
to a magic show or two, and I'm sure
you're expecting much of the same funny business
you saw at your grandparent's
living facility entertainment night.
Well, I am not here to do funny business.
I'm here to tell a story about the near-witch,
and even nearer to my heart, best friend
who inspired this event-- Hedgehog.
[ Laughs ]
See, when Hedgehog first started
training as a witch, I wondered,
"Is this the beginning of our 'float' apart?"
A fear I have confided
to each and every one of you, individually.
- - Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
Hedgehog has told me countless times
it's okay if we have different "pur-suits"
and that it would actually be healthier.
But as a best friend of the best friend in the world,
I know Hedgehog's heart of hearts.
So, I've been learning magic, too!
That way, Hedgehog and I can remain connected!
Remain connected![ Laughter ]
U-Uh, I have another trick up my...
sleeve!
Oh, no!
They must've been in my sleeve too long.
[ Laughter ]
Uh, moving on to the grand finale.
For my last act, I will be using my--
Hrgh! My hat!
[ Laughter ]
Rrgh...
I'm sensing there's a friend in need.
Ease their troubles with this helpful deed.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, pal.
I'm sorry for hitting you, Hedgehog.
I guess I can't do magic.
Everything you do is magic to me.
You got this, Oscar.
Thanks, Hedgehog.
Attention, everyone!
Oscar the Great presents his grand finale!
For my final act, I will pull a rabbit out of this hat.
[ Drumroll ][ Sighs ]
Tah--[ All gasp ]
Duh! Susie!
You made it!
I RSVP'd "no" to this.
- Wow! - Wow, Oscar! - That's so cool!
[ Chuckles ] Oscar, for once in your life,
finish what you started.
Yes, ma'am.
♪
[ Both grunting ]
- Hey, watch it! - I can't get your legs out.
I think they're stuck inside the hat.
Hey, Susie, aren't those your legs?
My legs! Oof!
One of you babies go get them!
♪
Gah! [ Grunting ]
They look like they really wanna run away.
Maybe there's a place they wanna be?
Or someone they want to be with?
No, they're just confused.
Pepper, babysit my legs
while I figure out what the heck is going on.
With pleasure, Susie!
The rest of you, get rid of yourselves.
Show's over. Don't look at me.
♪
[ Humming ]
Okay, David Slopperfield,
where did you get this magic hat?
Well, technically, it's not a magic hat, per se.
It's my grandpa's hat.
He gave it to me for my eighth birthday.
It was on the same night
as his living facility entertainment night.
Full disclosure, I put a little beginner's spell on it.
I didn't think it'd be too serious.
It's not your rubbish spell.
It's Oscar's dumb hat.
The spell malfunctioned 'cause it's not a magic hat.
Oh, so we're both to blame!
- Yay! - Yay!
Sorry to ruin your touching moment,
but we need to register this as a magic hat at UMPS
so the trick can be finished.
- Mm-hmm. - Hmm.
[ Both humming ]
♪
Spending time with the both of you
is on my list of top five worst days.
The other days are
going to a counterfeit magic show and field days,
and this is already feeling like a sack race to me.
Both: ♪ We're best friends ♪
No, no, no. None of that.
This is exactly why I RSVP'd "no."
As long as I'm around, we are just three
casual acquaintances.
Got it?
Okay, proceed.
♪
Well, well, what happened here?
Did I forget I ordered a hat sandwich for lunch?
Hey, you two. Oh, wow.
Did someone say "hat sandwich" already?
Yeah, but it can't be over-said.
[ Clears throat ] Oh, are you here for your package?
It arrived?
Hedgehog, no.
Just registering the hat, please.
Uh, which hat?
The bottom hat, obviously.
You two really don't want your package first?
At least take a peek.
I finished my rounds early today
so I could be here when you two came to get it.
Huh?
Here, lemme open it for ya.
♪
"Best Friends Croquet"?
We've been so excited to watch you play this.
- Wow! - Wow!
[ Clears throat ] Ahem.
Oh, right.
We're here to register the hat.
Just the hat for now.
Hmm.
Yeah, we can register this.
But only if we first play Best Friends Croquet!
Ugh. Unfortunately, that is how
you register hats.
Pfft. Bureaucracy.
[ Mellow music plays over record player ]
Pepper: Now, this collection of lullabies
is a real throwback to the golden era,
but with a modern twist.
Modern for 1962.
[ Laughs ]
♪
You sure like that door.
Hmm.
♪
Hmm?
Hey, I'm short a wicket.
I don't see one in here.
Ugh, is this something we need?
It's a woman without wits
who wages war without wickets.
Yeah, okay, let me rephrase this--
I'll do anything to get this game over with faster.
Ugh...
♪ I have a friend across the lawn ♪
♪ And Hedgehog is her name-o ♪
♪ O-S-C-A-R ♪
♪ And Oscar is his name-o! ♪
Oh, we didn't know they did that.
Both: ♪ Best friends ♪Ough.
♪ Best friends, it never ends ♪
♪ We're best friends ♪
♪ Best friends ♪
♪ Best friends, it never ends ♪
♪ We're best friends ♪
♪ Best friends, be-- ♪
♪ Best friends ♪45th time's the charm.
♪ It never ends, we're best friends ♪
- Uuuughh! - You know what?
I'm actually pretty tired of this now.
Let's register this hat.
Oh, thank goodness.
There-- that takes care of that.
[ Knock on door ]
- Gimme the legs. - Of course.
Always a pleasure to have all of Susie.
Oop!
♪
Wow, out the open window.
Well, you know what they say--
if you love something, then give it away.
Get me my legs back!
Hey, there they go!
♪
After them!
[ All panting ] Pepper!
Take over my position! I can catch him!
Why are my legs a "him"?
Whoa!
♪
Oscar, help!
I'm on it, Hedge!
Hup!
Phew.
- Legs, please. - Right!
Righting a wrong is important.
As a magician, it is my duty.
A duty I do dutifully and duly and directly.
Oh! Okay, good.
Oscar, you're banned from doing magic shows.
I'm going back to bed so I can pretend this day never happened.
Hup! Hmm.
Hugh! Ugh, rrrgh!
Oh. Did we... put them on wrong?
They're on right.
They're just not listening to my head.
Maybe your head needs to listen to your legs.
Pepper, that's enough of your tired aphorisms.
Maybe he's right.
Have you tried - listening to your legs? - No.
Well legs, where do you feel like going?
I'm listening.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Egh, waugh!
Oh! You got your legs back.
Whoa!
Up the mountain?
Plenty of flat places to stomp around on,
but you're in charge, I guess!
Cool, great.
Love this.
All right, slow down, guys.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa.
Oh.
We're here.
[ Sighs ] She doesn't live here, ya dummies.
She lives in frozen time.
Hmm?
Okay, okay.
[ Water dripping ]
Whoa, I haven't been here in so long.
What?
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
[ Grunting ]
Hup!
Hmm.
Hup! [ Sighs ]
[ Laughs ] We used to bounce on this a lot.
Whoa!
♪
[ Blows out ]
Hi, Momo.
You look good.
I mean, I know this is just an old picture.
I haven't seen you in years.
Ugh.
Look at us, Ramona.
it's been really hard doing everything by myself.
I need you beside me.
But all you care about is saving magic, not us.
And when you made me bring Hedgehog and Oscar here,
I felt like you used me.
I know that was our only chance,
but it still hurt.
And those two clowns are infuriating to be around.
So in love with each other.
[ Sighs ]
If anyone's the best friends that will save magic, it's them.
Not us.
But that's okay to me now,
because I know you are my magic.
I love you, Ramona.
♪
Oh, hey!
My legs are listening to me again.
Did you guys get more beautiful?
[ Sighs ] Don't answer that. I know you did.
♪
Give me the legs.