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♪ Magic is real here ♪
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♪ Far away from home ♪
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♪ Anything can happen ♪
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♪ When witches make the rules ♪
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♪ Monsters are cool ♪
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♪ The moon is our friend ♪
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♪ I want to stay with you ♪
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♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
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Good morning, world!
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Good morning, Oscar!
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Oh, hey, Oscar,
did you...
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get a chance to read
my short story yet?
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Of course!
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But I don't have time to talk
about that right now.
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Oh! Right. It's time for your
daily scheduled stroll with--
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Hedgehog!
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Whechwog!
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Nothing finer than the moments
of anticipation between a knock
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and your best friend
opening the door.
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Hedgehog?
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Oscar-- Aah!
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Hedgehog's gone. Unreachable.
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Maybe for a few months,
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mmm, probably
for a few years.
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She's learning all kinds
of grown-up witch stuff,
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and when she gets back,
she'll be much too enlightened
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to hang out
with you anymore.
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Best to just forget
about her.
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But I--
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Hmm.
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Well, obviously, I'm not gonna
forget about Hedgehog,
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but we always promised
we'd get enlightened together.
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I should probably work
on getting enlightened, too,
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so she doesn't outpace me.
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Yes?
Hi.
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I'm seeking enlightenment.
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I'm ready
to make sandwiches,
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or however you get it.
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I've already drawn the haircut
on and everything.
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It's Ava's eyeliner.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not so fast there, buddy.
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There's a lot more to it
than that.
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Here, put on these
trainee robes and follow me.
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We're not just
making sandwiches
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because we're hungry,
y'know.
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Making PBJ's is a ritual
that teaches us
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about the balance
of magic.
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Each side represents one
of the fundamental elements.
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The peanut is grit.
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Heavy, earthy,
the "work" side of magic,
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the "craft"
in witchcraft,
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the "sore" in sorcery,
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the labor
of our waking hours.
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Thus this river runs
the color of cardboard,
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lumber, and forearms.
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The jelly is grace.
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Grace can sweeten hardships,
bring rest, pleasure,
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and play like
the evening hours.
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Thus this river runs
the color of twilight
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and whoopee cushions.
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And it's this balance
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that forms
the boldface italics...
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of magic.
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Wowzers!
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Can I try?[ Chuckling ] Oh, no!
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You're not nearly
enlightened enough for that.
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To reach that baseline
enlightenment level,
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there's just one thing
you need to do--
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walk around
our garden path
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exactly 10,000 times.
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This, of course, represents
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chewing a bite of sandwich
with no milk.
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This is finally starting
to make sense.
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At the end of your very last
lap, your mind will open
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and you'll be ready
for prime time.
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You mean
I'll be enlightened?
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Absolutely.
Works like a charm.
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Now, listen, it's easy to lose
your concentration out there,
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so don't forget--
focus on your goal
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and don't get distracted!
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I must have patience
and walk the path.
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Concentrate on this one goal.
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You're a little
sugar cookie.
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I could eat you up!
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Mom! Shh!
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Concentrate...
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Would you look at that punim?
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Seriously! Shh!
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Focus on the path...
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That's right, Oscar.
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Just put one foot
in front of--
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Mom! Quit it!
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I-I mean--
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Shh. Concentrate...
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Oscar,
you're in Milwaukee?
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Hedgehog?
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That's not Hedgehog.
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That's just my mind.
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Concentrate, mind.
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I mean, concentrate, Oscar.
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Focus on the path.
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Oh, man, this path
has bees on it?
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Focus on the path.
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One walk around the path completed.
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It's going pretty good,
except for those noisy bees!
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Uh-oh!
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Shh!
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Just focus on the path.
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♪ Frère Jacques ♪
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Shh!
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Ugh!
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What's with those bees?
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Anyway.
Focus on the path.
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Focus on the path.
Focus on the path!
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But I can't!
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Maybe this is a time
to think.
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What's going on
with the bees?
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The bees just
wanna be heard.
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They're mad.
They wanna be heard.
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If I have to look at
one more lavender blossom,
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my brain is going to turn
to liquid.
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Being a teenage bee
is torture.
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- Yeah, that's right!
- Yeah!
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I thought all bees
like lavender.
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Flower fidelity's
for old folks, man.
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We're teen bees.
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We don't wanna
spend every day
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with the same old
lavender flowers.
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Is there another flower
you like?
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Yeah, the beautiful
moonflower!
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Every night at midnight,
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the moonflower
opens up her petals
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to express her love
for the moon.
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We wanna visit
the moonflower
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and make honey
with moonflower pollen!
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Then what's stopping you?
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Well, midnight is
the moonflower hour...
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But the Queen Bee gave us
a curfew of 11 p.m.!
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Eleven?
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Yeah, that's really
crazy, right?
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My curfew's 8:15!
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I actually negotiated
my parents down from 8:30.
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They thought I was ready
for 8:30,
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but I held my ground.
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So, you stop watching TV
at 8:00?
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I watch
half of a sitcom
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and go to bed
and then in the morning,
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my mom does a recap
of the second half
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while I eat
my unsweetened cream of wheat.
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I once saw the first half
of a TV show
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where the cool kids
ignored the curfew,
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and my mom said
it ended great!
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What if I help you
get to the moonflower?
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Would you mellow out?
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Help you buzz
a little softer?
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Perhaps.
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Hide out
in the lavender flowers
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and I'll come back
and get you at 11 p.m.
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I have a plan.
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Oh!
You're the Queen Bee!
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Hey, teen bees.
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Fly over to me
and hang onto my face.
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- That's your plan?
- Pretty weird.
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A bee beard!
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I saw this on TV, too.
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Hi!
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Just going out by myself
for a midnight stroll.
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You're the guy who was
doing laps all day.
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Hey, I thought you were
a fresh-faced kid.
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Uh, because I've been
coming of age spiritually,
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I've grown a shimmering beard
in just one day.
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Mm. Okay.
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See ya!
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Well, I think I'll pack it in
for the night.
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All the worker bees are
snuggled in their little beds,
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I presume.
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Okay, good night!
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So, you'll buzz more quietly now
that you've seen the moonflower?
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Yeah, we'll be quieter
'cause we're happy!
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Great!
Now I can focus on the path!
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Ah! Now I can sit down
and relax.
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♪ Oh, whoa, whoa,
I'm your honey bee ♪
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Hey, what are you
doing here?
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What do you mean?
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I just got done
sneaking all your cohorts
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back to their quarters!
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Why aren't you with
the other teen bees?
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You don't want the Queen to see
you out here breaking curfew
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after having snuck off
to see the moonflower
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because you find
lavender flowers so dreary.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Take me to the other teens
who you helped "break curfew."
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Sure.
Just hop on my face.
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You know,
like the bee beard thing.
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The bee beard thing?
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Queen isn't hip to those
old classic gags.
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Just a few steps
over here.
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Bethie Bee: Hey, look,
it's the little monk's hand.
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With a bee...?
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Beanie Bee:
It's the Queen Bee!
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Queen Bee:
You're all grounded, kids.
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You're stuck in your teen bee
hive for three weeks!
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Now I remember--
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that's what happened
in the TV show.
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They all got grounded.
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At least the teen bees
will be quiet now.
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And so ends my first day
of walking the monastery path.
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In the days that follow,
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I walk the path
many more times.
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And for the many nights,
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I sleep on the little
stone bench.
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But I always feel like a jerk
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when I hear the silence
of the teenage bees.
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Buzzing?!
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The teen bees are back!
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Nobody.
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Wait, I know what that sound is.
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It's the hideous buzzing
of my tattle-tale heart.
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I owe these bees an apology.
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Hey, bees? You in there?
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- Oscar!
- Our hero!
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Wait, hold on.
You aren't mad at me?
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Never!
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Bethie Bee: You gotta try
this honey, Oscar.
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We've been working on it the
whole time we've been grounded.
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Batilda Bee: It's from
the moonflower, Oscar.
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If we were not grounded,
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we couldn't produce
this much of it.
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Mmm. Wowzers!
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Y'all have outdone
yourselves!
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I've gotta spread
the good word.
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Hey, everybody,
check this out!
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I found something cool.
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The bees call it "honey."
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Yes, Oscar,
we're all familiar with honey.
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Yeah, but have you tried it
with peanut butter?
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It's like a whole new thing.
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Mmph, mm.
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No, it-- it can't be!
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Receptionist Monk:
It's true!
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It's true--
he's the chosen one foretold!
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The bearer of
the secret ingredient!
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What? Me?
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No, I'm just
little old--
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Uh...
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Oscar!
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C'mon, ya little scamp.
Hop on!
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Hedgehog!
Look at your hat!
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Does this mean that--
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Oscar, wait!
You're at 9,999 laps!
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Don't you wanna stay
and-- and reach enlightenment?
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Nah, I'm good.
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This is better.
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Bye!
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Whaa!
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Would you look at that punim!