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Do you ever have that dream,
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where you make one dumb mistake
and ruin your entire life?
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Well, that's where I am right now.
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Except this is real.
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There is nothing I can do to stop
what is about to happen.
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Years of preparation,
tens of thousands of hours,
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all of it gone in seconds.
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In this final moment...
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I have one thought...
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and that is...
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I am so fucked!
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You wanna know how I got here?
I'll show you.
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Security alert.
Movement detected in the back yard.
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- Elsa, what?
- Security alert.
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{\an8}Movement detected in the side yard.
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{\an8}- Elsa, blinds!
- Opening all window blinds.
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{\an8}No, no, no, Elsa! Blinds down!
Blinds down!
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Closing all window blinds.
Security alert.
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- Movement detected at the front door.
- Elsa, shut up.
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Security alert.
Movement detected at the front door.
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{\an8}Shh!
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{\an8}Shit, shit, shit! Shit.
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{\an8}- Elsa, lights off!
- Turning all lights off.
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Oh, shit!
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Brett! Look, ponies.
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Remember? Like the third grade.
But, uh, this is different.
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-Yeah. That's a lot of beer, man.
-Oh! Brett, you into cosplay now?
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{\an8}Um. Studying, actually.
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Decisions are made. E-mails fly tomorrow.
Yo, what is the point?
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I don't know, it’s just-- Just--
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Hey, Kayla.
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-Stace, please, no social, come on.
-What? But you look so--
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I’m not into having a thing, guys!
Seriously, okay?
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You have not been any fun
since like sixth grade,
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except this one time with this robe.
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My parents are home in 12 hours.
You guys realize that, right?
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Dude, that's what we were just saying.
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-What? That I'm not having a thing?
-No. That that gives us...
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11.45 hours of pony tapping.
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- Aye!
- We love you too!
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- Come on, Bretty! Aw!
- Hey!
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Come on! Okay, go, go, go!
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Guy, guys, guys! Can we keep
the party downstairs, please? Thank you.
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-Go, go, go!
-Guys, guys, guys, stop! Stop.
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No, no, no. I said, no posting, Stace.
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-What are you guys doing?
-What?
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-Hey!
-I said no posting on social media.
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-Hey, Kayla.
-Hey!
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Hey, I'm just rifling through your stuff.
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Really?
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I'm joking. I'm just waiting
in line for the bathroom.
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There's not--
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No one’s in there. There's not even a line
if you wanna just--
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-just go in there.
-Right. Guess I’m busted.
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Look, I found this and I was, like,
wow, it's us! Remember cotillion?
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Yeah. I don't know why that's there.
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- Random.
- I loved it.
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Etiquette, rules. Everything simple.
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-I thought it was perfect.
-Yeah. Me too.
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Really? You?
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No. Actually, no. I...
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You know, I mean, I thought it was cool,
it was fun.
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- You were super cool.
- Me?
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You always were a little gentleman.
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Always thought you'd ask me to a dance
or something when we got older.
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You thought that?
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I ended up skipping
most of the dances anyway. You?
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Yeah, no, yeah. No dances for me.
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Never thought you'd be the guy
that'd throw a party.
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Oh. It's not really my party,
right, or even...
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a party at all. It's just my--
Like, everybody else's.
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At your house.
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Yeah, yeah. At my house, yeah.
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Maybe you do have a wild side
despite what everyone else says.
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-What?
-Oh. Hey, girl. You're good?
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Hey.
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Tell Clint to meet me
in your parents' room?
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What?
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Tell Clint to meet me
in your parents' room?
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No. No, Stacy. No, that's off limits!
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{\an8}God, dude!
Just focus on what's in your room.
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{\an8}Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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-Life defining moment. Take note.
-Please, just do this?
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I-- Hold on a second. Hold on.
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Brett, I just want to say
I want to raise a glass.
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You've done everything right
in your 17 years.
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You've set yourself up
for all the blessings that lie ahead.
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Thank you, Marheem Tutorials.
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- ...1590 on your SAT...
- Thank you, Infinite Futures Prep course.
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Oh. It's that one missed question
that just sort of, toys with you--
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Okay, but, but national recognition
in clarinet. Reed instrument.
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That was a very strategic thing
on our part.
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Exactly. It's like I've always said,
becoming one’s true best self...
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achieving one’s potential,
that is success.
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And with success comes freedom.
And with freedom comes
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- all the great things--
-Dad!
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- Please, can we just get into it?
- Okay.
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Let's go!
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-Boom! Yes!
-Whoa.
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-Yes!
-We got into Cornell.
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We're going to Cornell.
We're going to Cornell.
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Okay. Next up, come on.
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Oh, God. We're into Yale.
We're going to Yale! We're into to Yale!
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Those dormy little house things!
They gotta let me in too!
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Oh! And Penn! And Dartmouth!
We're so good at this!
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-All right. Brown, Brown. Boom!
-Brown.
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Brown! Okay, click on the last one.
It's Harvard, click on the last one.
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Right there. Click on it.
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Oh, my-- Oh, wait.
You're wait-listed at Harvard.
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- What?
- But Harvard.
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Hey, come on! Seven out of eight.
That's amazing! What are we batting?
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-Eight seventy-five.
-Eight seventy-five! Yes, 875!
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There, there are those math skills
at work right there. Congratulations!
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- Wassup, dude?
- Yo, wassup?
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-Is she new?
-Dude, don't give him the satisfaction.
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-I can't just, like, ghost him.
-Yes, you can.
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Just, like, swipe left on the entire
disturbing scenario, all right?
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Do they, do they just stake out
the house? Like, I--
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-Basically, yes. What'd you hear?
-It doesn't matter, man.
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Whoa. Bad?
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-Tell me or you walk.
-All right, man. Just on the DL.
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-Why?
-I just don't wanna to be that guy.
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-What guy?
-The guy that got into Cornell.
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And Yale and Columbia. And Dartmouth,
Penn, Brown and Princeton.
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Dude, you're shitting me?
That's like every one of them.
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Not Harvard. Wait-listed.
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So, a loser.
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You're just lucky
you committed for ball, man.
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Didn't have to deal
with all the weirdness of it.
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Okay, bro, you just hit a walk-off homer.
Do not complain about the trot.
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-Don't ask, not discussing.
-Wisco and Tulane? Come on!
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Listed.
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-You?
-He went seven for eight.
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That's sick!
Okay, but which one dissed you?
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-Harvard. Listed.
-Wow.
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Listed at Harvard. Loser, right?
Complete...
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-I mean, rank.
-Pure.
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-Consummate.
-Unmitigated.
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All right. God, I get it.
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You're gonna clear Wisco or Tulane, man.
No JC with your scores.
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I dunno. GPA jacks me.
Absences jack me. The world is jacking me.
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Yo, Nick, how many ethnicity boxes
did you check on the app?
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-Four. Plus other.
-An admission officer's wet dream.
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Harassment.
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You, there.
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- Stop it.
- Good morning Cali students.
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Today is a big day for our seniors
and we hope the news is joyful.
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We've already heard from one
of the parents of our students
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who has been accepted
to seven out of eight Ivies.
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Congratulations
to our valedictorian Brett Blackmore!
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Hell, yeah, man!
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Proud of you, man!
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- Hey, nice bro!
- Thanks, man.
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You seem happy!
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-Is it that obvious?
-Uh. Yeah.
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Look, I'm happy, all right? It's just,
my parents called the school to brag.
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-Yeah, I--
-And they called the local news station,
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they're throwing a party
for their friends.
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Okay, the news station,
that's kind of weird.
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-Yeah.
-But at least, it'll all be over soon
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-and you get to get out of here.
-Can I ask you something?
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Am I just that guy who did nothing
but study for four years?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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-So, I blew high school?
-What do you mean, "you blew high school?"
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I don't know, I mean that
you said that you thought
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I would never throw a party
and that I might have a wild side--
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Joking! Joking, hi. Remember that?
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Like, who cares what people think anyways?
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Well, not me. Obviously.
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You really don't, do you?
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-Care what anybody else thinks.
-Is it that obvious?
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I never asked. Did you hear from anybody?
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-Uh. Yeah, I got into my top two.
-That's awesome. Where?
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It doesn't matter, anyways.
I can't afford either, so.
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-You could apply for aid or something.
-I'm coming up with another plan.
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-Okay, is it top secret?
-Maybe.
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Maybe not.
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Depends.
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Depends on what?
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I'll let you figure that one out
on your own.
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Hey!
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-You're Brett Blackmore.
-No, sorry.
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-Close though.
-Dammit.
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-Hey, you guys know Brett Blackmore?
-Yeah. Dude's like an urban legend.
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Yeah, doesn't leave the house,
only studies. Most boring kid in America.
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Double on the house for the brainiac.
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Shut up. You outscored me on the SAT
and got a full ride to Santa Clara.
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- Are you stalking me?
- Maybe.
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Extra creamy for Clint.
Personal toppings later.
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Come on, Stace, the pact thing?
That was like two years ago.
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Uh-uh! A pact is a pact.
And it’s end of senior year now, so,
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-we're gonna, you know.
-Dude, please stop making her beg.
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Hey, let’s go out from the back.
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- See you later.
- Bye.
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-You know, he buys lotto tix with that.
-Come on.
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Twice a week.
Says has some sort of system.
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Might be genius.
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- Hey, Dee.
- What up, fellas?
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- Rollin’ into summer, Dee.
- Thank you, thank you.
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Hey, hey, hey! Guys, guys, guys!
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I just wanna make sure
that we're still on for tonight.
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-I worked my ass off on this thing.
-Of course, are you kidding?
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-A 1,000 percent.
-Thank you.
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I have a chem project.
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Oh! Come on, dude. The race is over.
You won by like a billion miles.
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BB, please, come on!
No more wasting formative years.
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Dude, it's one senior prank night
your entire life, Brett Blackmore.
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-You don’t skip it.
-Right?
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I mean, like, come on! Fuck it.
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Right there. You hear that?
Those two words?
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By themselves, relatively harmless.
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Put them together
and they're life changing.
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I didn't know that yet,
I was too busy thinking
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they were right. Maybe for once
I should just let go and say...
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-All right, maybe.
-Well. Way to fully commit.
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-Was it worth it? Absolutely. Come on!
-And to think you had it all figured out.
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Had we known,
none of us would've helped him, right?
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Am I right? Hey, buddy. I love you!
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Congrats to the Blackmores.
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-Congrats to the Blackmores.
-Congrats to the Blackmores.
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-Well done! Well played.
-Than you, thank you. Come on.
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-Cheers!
-Cheers!
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When ours go through it,
I will be belly up in Cabo.
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-Drink in hand.
-This one, double-fisted.
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They can do it themselves.
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‘Course it helps
that they’re already in, so to speak.
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They’re in middle school.
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Well, if Barry keeps his ass
on the advisory board,
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- I can keep mine in Cabo.
- What an ass she has.
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Listen, don’t beat yourself up.
231
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Harvard is very difficult
for non-legacies, it’s hardly fair.
232
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Hey, guys, I'm really sorry. I mean,
I don't know what happened. I pushed.
233
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,387
-Really, Barry? How hard?
-Hard, very hard.
234
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,724
Didn't Dean Reilly personally invite you
to sit on the board?
235
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,809
Yeah. Aren't you guys
close personal friends?
236
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It's Harvard. They go their own way.
237
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,231
Look, he made on the waitlist.
I'm sure he'll clear it.
238
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:26,027
-He’s a wonderful young man.
-Yeah, well, you can thank us for that.
239
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,739
Where do you think he’s sitting
on the wait list? One? Two?
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00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,200
-Maybe three.
-Sadly, it doesn’t matter.
241
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,619
Nobody who gets into Harvard doesn't go.
242
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,787
I didn't know that. Really?
243
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,916
What do us state-school girls know
about this Ivy league thing?
244
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,211
Oh, my God! It's all I can say.
245
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,447
Well, what are you doing stuffing
Adderall in that kid's burgers or what?
246
00:16:47,647 --> 00:16:50,042
- Hell yeah. Aren't we all?
- We should be.
247
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:51,844
Sweet.
248
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:56,349
You need to capitalize on this.
I mean, a book, a blog, I don't know what.
249
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,160
Brett, honey, why aren't you coming down?
Everybody wants to see you.
250
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,706
- Mom--
-These people have known you
251
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:06,359
since you were a baby.
Five minutes. Say hello.
252
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,487
Make Suzanne Brooks feel
completely inferior as a parent.
253
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,574
-You know I hate her.
-Maybe. I have a chem project due.
254
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,286
Okay, well, before everyone leaves.
255
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,580
Especially her.
256
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,973
Whoa, whoa. Okay, so this is 31-A.
It has to interlock with B.
257
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,518
Hey, no climbing on it though, right?
And I can't have it falling or anything.
258
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,282
Donnie. Come on, okay. I designed it.
Personally designed it.
259
00:17:43,832 --> 00:17:44,897
Who gonna take all this down?
260
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,817
Well, that’s kinda the point, here, Donny.
Hey, you want some more pizza?
261
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,069
-Do I look like an idiot to you?
-No.
262
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,989
-Of course I want more pizza.
-Good.
263
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,826
-Stace, this looks awesome.
-I know, right?
264
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,538
Awesome. Look, are they...
265
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,457
Yup.
266
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:08,796
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
267
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,931
The inner sanctum.
268
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,934
Attention peons under my command.
269
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,477
-Can you do it?
-It's gonna be great.
270
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:28,149
Whoa! The inner inner sanctum.
271
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,325
It's all here.
Where are my parent's grades?
272
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,456
Shit.
273
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,208
- Yo, Les, what are you doing?
- Is that...
274
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,174
-Dude, is my voice higher now?
-That's gas! What the fuck, Les?
275
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,384
Oh my God, stop-- stop it. Stop the gas!
276
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,970
-How do you shut this off?
-Just shut it off!
277
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,180
I'm trying!
278
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,057
- Shit. Shit. Shit.
- We need help!
279
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,684
Okay. I'm gonna get help!
280
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,519
Epic.
281
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,607
I think my voice is lower now,
instead of higher.
282
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,692
- Get down!
- Yeah.
283
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,569
You said no climbing!
284
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,529
I did. It's just some selfies though,
so chill.
285
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,617
-Oh, hey, there you are.
-Hey, hey. We need you. Now. Now!
286
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,873
-So, why does it smell like gas in here?
-Just put your shirt over your mouth.
287
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,086
-Hey.
-Hey.
288
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,422
Are these rubbers?
289
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,094
-Is he like a porn star?
-My dad gets them by the case,
290
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,223
-who the fuck cares? Tell us what to do?
-Open the windows, now! All of them. Go!
291
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,891
- Dude, none of those open!
- Go!
292
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,686
- Brett, none of those open!
- Doors! Open everything. Go.
293
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,938
We are so screwed. We are so--
294
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,775
What the fuck are you doing, man?
295
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,194
I thought we could do whatever we want
as long as we save the school?
296
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,031
Guys, I can't do this.
I'm getting really dizzy.
297
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,200
We gotta get out of here. We gotta--
Come on!
298
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,953
Hurry up, come on!
299
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,624
Come on, man!
300
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:15,965
Yeah!
301
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,094
You know what's happening?
302
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,724
Cold air is pouring in those windows
right now.
303
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:33,524
And that pushes lighter methane up
packing it tighter and tighter.
304
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,070
The cold air makes the temperature
in the room drop
305
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,447
which makes the gas settle...
306
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,451
which pushes out more of the diffused air.
307
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,830
But what really matters is...
308
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,540
the temperature drop.
309
00:20:49,812 --> 00:20:51,409
Okay. You're freaking me out.
I'm gonna call--
310
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:55,062
Because it's just gonna get colder
and colder in there until something...
311
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,132
ignites...
312
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,885
and then...
313
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,847
I'm so fucked!
314
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,408
An interesting turn of events
in Pacific Palisades.
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{\an8}Brett Blackmore,
who made local news yesterday
316
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:31,248
with acceptances
into multiple exclusive colleges
317
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,336
today is suspected of blowing up
his high school's administration building.
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Stay tuned for more updates
319
00:21:37,454 --> 00:21:38,998
with Channel Six news.
320
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,136
We did manage to pull a frame off
the melted security cam drive.
321
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,931
-Well, it’s fuzzy.
-But obvious.
322
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,188
-Look, it was just a prank.
-The picnic tables weren't the real prank?
323
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,442
Yes, but we did data entry
during free and--
324
00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:59,693
"We" being?
325
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:04,782
Like, a lot of people did data entry
during free for community service credits,
326
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,075
and I know how to run the computers.
327
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,160
So there were others
with you in the office?
328
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,664
No. It was just me. I already said that.
329
00:22:13,254 --> 00:22:15,084
It was just me
and I know how to run the computers.
330
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,877
I was gonna go into the office
and I was just--
331
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,548
And just do this portal thing
and give all the seniors straight A's.
332
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,844
All by yourself. No help.
This was completely your idea?
333
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:25,970
All by myself.
334
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,681
Well, that--
that doesn't even sound credible
335
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,599
that you could do this on your own.
336
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,810
Honey, this could impact
the rest of your life.
337
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:36,063
This could change everything for--
Well, for all of us.
338
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,524
I know that.
339
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,572
Is that all of them?
340
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,490
All seven.
341
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:49,577
Three hours.
342
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,037
But they all said
"to be reviewed at a later time".
343
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,748
Yes, that's polite-speak
for "not a chance in hell."
344
00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,254
I have to cancel my book proposal meeting.
Oh, and those blog people...
345
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,923
What were you thinking?
346
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,223
-I'm going to Clint's.
-Oh, no, no, no, no.
347
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,142
Okay, yeah. That's good.
Maybe that’s good.
348
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,936
Just check in with us, okay?
Often. Please?
349
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,816
-We didn't hear from Harvard.
-He's wait-listed.
350
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:21,984
They're not even gonna bother.
351
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,820
Well, then, we need to go to Barry
and we need to throw ourselves at him.
352
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,822
We already did, okay?
He did everything he could.
353
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,949
-You heard what he said.
-He wasn’t properly motivated.
354
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,951
If he was properly motivated,
he'd do more.
355
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,707
He's always had a thing for me,
you know that.
356
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:42,588
What? Are you talking
about the Jacuzzi thing in Palm Springs?
357
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,299
-That was an accident.
-No, that was no accident.
358
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:51,430
-Are you seriously suggesting--
-That we do anything to rectify this?
359
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,558
For our son? For us?
360
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,729
You want to throw away 18 years,
not to mention the nine months
361
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:02,316
of bodily sacrifice I made,
to come up short?
362
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:09,448
So-- so, you're offering yourself
so our kid can go to college--
363
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:14,078
I am suggesting
that we properly motivate him.
364
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:18,248
-That’s it. End of sentence.
-So you're offering yourself.
365
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,542
Oh, my God. Yes, I am offering. That's--
366
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,337
You got it.
367
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,132
What are the odds that yours
is literally the only photo
368
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:29,593
-they retrieved off the camera?
-Pretty shitty.
369
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,138
-Hey, you wanna know the actual math?
-Are they pressing you?
370
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,890
That doesn't matter, man.
371
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:38,352
I'm not tanking your ride.
Or getting Nico's wait-list tossed.
372
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,605
Dude, you do not have to do that.
We were all there. All right?
373
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,984
Come on. You guys would have done
the same for me. You all would.
374
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,612
Ticking down. Then we’re off
to separate schools.
375
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,614
And we will still be friends.
376
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,908
You balked on a promise
made in tenth grade.
377
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,577
Okay, I am down with the baseball term,
that was nice move
378
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,955
-Thank you, well deserved.
-Respect, respect.
379
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,500
It sucks what's happening to you.
380
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,003
It definitely does that.
381
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:09,383
My aunt says sometimes the universe
gives us a little more than we can handle,
382
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,260
so that we can grow, like, emotionally.
383
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:16,432
-Sounds kinda smart. I guess.
-No, I don't know. She's weird.
384
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,519
You remember that stuff the other night?
385
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,938
About cotillion? How you...
386
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:26,567
thought that I'd ask you to a dance?
387
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,696
Okay, truth?
388
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,324
I used to write
"Mrs. Kayla Blackmore" over and over
389
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,118
in all my spelling journals really tiny.
390
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,787
-Seriously?
-Yeah, it was sixth grade.
391
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,789
You went your way and I went mine.
392
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,751
I do remember that you smelled like
that Irish soap.
393
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,920
It was the OCD, okay?
I took like, four showers a day.
394
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:49,715
And that my feet were, like,
twice as big as yours.
395
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,717
Yeah, and you weren’t very good
with them, Mr. Smooth.
396
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,636
Yeah, they felt like flippers!
What was I supposed to do?
397
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,640
-I want to go back to San Juan.
-God!
398
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:02,936
Can I tell you something?
399
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,731
-Is it weird?
-Maybe.
400
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,443
No, I just,
I don't know, I remember...
401
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,446
your hand in mine...
402
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,033
mine on your back. It was like...
403
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,369
the closest I'd ever been to a girl.
404
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,290
-How come you never said anything?
-I don't know, it seemed...
405
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,087
-stalker-y.
-I mean, a little stalker-y is okay.
406
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,839
What about being obsessed
with you ever since then?
407
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,884
That might be exactly the right amount.
408
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,267
Brett? You should know I'm...
409
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,603
kind of a mess.
410
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,231
Well, I doubt that.
411
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,692
Yeah, everything might seem cool
from the surface,
412
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,820
but, you know how it really is.
413
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,990
I'm not-- I'm not sure that
I understand what you’re saying.
414
00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:04,206
Everyone has baggage. Mine just
might be a little darker and more--
415
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:16,927
- Okay, that was ballsy.
- Guess, I'm just saying, fuck it.
416
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,555
Baggage and all.
417
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,517
-That’s kinda bad-ass.
-Or insane.
418
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:30,065
-First time I feel free though.
-That's totally bad-ass.
419
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,068
What was that?
420
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,615
Just a debt from sixth grade cotillion.
421
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,326
With the guy who mushroomed the school?
422
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:47,082
Shouldn't you be in prison or something
instead of out here walking around?
423
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,377
Shouldn’t you be in the corner,
Juul-ing, Ted?
424
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:51,879
Hey, Ted?
425
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,091
I don’t totally remember inviting you.
426
00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:01,597
-Yeah. I’m with her.
-Yeah, like I said.
427
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,978
-We're out.
-See you later, captain?
428
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:25,871
- I don't know, it seems stalker-y.
- I think a little stalker-y is okay.
429
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,708
Ugh! God, for the first time
I feel free.
430
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,168
That's kinda bad-ass.
431
00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:37,925
“Do what you’re told,” they tell you.
“Stay on your path,”
432
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,468
That's what they say. They say,
433
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,511
it leads to some great life
but do they know who we are?
434
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:45,432
Do they know what we want?
One mistake and everything goes away.
435
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,600
Total bullshit.
436
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:50,437
But, you know, I've had this list
in my head of things I wanted to do
437
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,097
but I've always been too afraid.
You wanna know what's on my list? Huh?
438
00:28:53,322 --> 00:28:57,319
You wanna know what's on my list?
I'll tell ya. I hate the clarinet.
439
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,952
I've also always wanted to get anything
other than an A.
440
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:08,705
Punch my physical-ed teacher in the face.
I just wanna skip school!
441
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,626
To base jump. No, actually, scratch that.
No, no, that sounds sketchy.
442
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,628
But maybe bungee jumping.
443
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:17,381
Road trip.
I've always wanted to travel east.
444
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,758
Ride a motorcycle.
I wanna play the guitar.
445
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,427
Jam out. I want to go on tour.
446
00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:24,429
I think we should just start a band
and go on tour.
447
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:28,725
Yeah, we should do that. On motorcycles.
And we can drag race the motorcycles.
448
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,103
On Tour. Perfect!
449
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,730
But most of all, man.
I just wanna fall in love, you know?
450
00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,400
I just wanna fall in real love.
451
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:42,447
And kiss my crush since the fifth grade.
Kayla Pierce.
452
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,033
But...
453
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,957
Oh, yeah, I already did that.
I did that.
454
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,584
Boom!
455
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,673
And have the balls to post this list
to you guys.
456
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:24,114
-Yo.
-Brett! Were you faded last night?
457
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,658
-Like after you left Clint's?
-What do you mean?
458
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,744
Because you posted about your love
for Kayla last night.
459
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,871
-Yeah, to our group.
-Yeah. No, no, no.
460
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,247
-Your post went big.
-Wait, what?
461
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:36,168
Or someone ripped and shared it,
but it's got over a thousand views.
462
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:42,090
And kiss my crush since the fifth grade.
But, oh yeah, I already did that.
463
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,550
I did that!
464
00:30:56,772 --> 00:31:00,567
-All of them, within hours.
-Shit.
465
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:07,240
Man, I am-- I am truly sorry.
466
00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,202
All of them except for...
467
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,871
Harvard.
468
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,462
Well, I suppose since...
469
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,424
he wasn't cleared,
there's no reason to notify.
470
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,303
Barry...
471
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,681
you know what we're asking.
472
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:36,061
I already wrote the endorsement letter,
you know, as a board member,
473
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:39,481
-and alum, I'm bound by--
-We're asking for a favor. A huge favor.
474
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:45,070
And we are prepared to respond in kind.
475
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:52,035
-In kind?
-With a similarly sized gesture.
476
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:54,788
Myself and...
477
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,374
Kristen...
478
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,920
are willing to grant you
whatever you may wish.
479
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:09,761
I'm-- I'm not sure I'm clear
on what you're saying.
480
00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,888
In light of...
481
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,976
-the Jacuzzi incident
-Okay, that was an accident.
482
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:18,270
Was it? Was it?
483
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:22,232
-I-- I thought we were all skinny dipping!
-No, no, no. You leaned into her.
484
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:26,069
No, no. The jet went on behind me
and water was shooting up my ass,
485
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,906
-I-- I leaned. She moved.
-Okay, okay. Sensitive topic. Sensitive.
486
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:40,125
Offering your wife...
487
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,128
as if that would incentivize me.
488
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,216
I mean, did you really think that?
489
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:51,344
Well, come on, let's be honest.
You've always had a thing for her.
490
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:55,348
I have not.
Why do you keep clinging to this?
491
00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:00,061
I'm so sorry, is this for show
or on the record?
492
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:04,191
Okay.
493
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,486
You know, I...
494
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:12,491
I am willing to forget
this conversation happened.
495
00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:17,120
And I am willing to think
about ways to help Brett.
496
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,622
-Oh. Thank you.
-But...
497
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:20,832
I do not...
498
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,461
want to have sex with your wife.
499
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,421
Do you understand?
500
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:31,885
-Yes?
-Am I making myself clear?
501
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,887
Yeah. Yes.
502
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,562
-Jesus, Jeffrey, stop! Just stop.
-Thank you.
503
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:43,730
-Stop.
-Thank you.
504
00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:25,272
-Where are we going?
-North.
505
00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:31,653
-Yeah, I can see that. Thanks.
-Anytime.
506
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,041
-This is his place.
507
00:34:49,511 --> 00:34:50,378
-Whose?
508
00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,425
My mom's boyfriend, Steve.
509
00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:57,596
They've been together eight years.
510
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,348
They like to drink until they pass out.
511
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,435
Usually, she goes first
and then he comes looking for me.
512
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,776
Has he ever...
513
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:13,612
No, no.
514
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,448
No, he's easy to put down when he's drunk.
515
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:17,782
Does your mom know?
516
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:22,370
She told me to shut up
and stop provoking him.
517
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:24,789
And I was 11.
518
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,920
-Shit, Kayla.
-Yeah.
519
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,090
Do you wanna...
520
00:35:35,318 --> 00:35:37,068
confront him or something? I mean,
we can record it
521
00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:38,995
-and take it to the police.
-Nope.
522
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,641
What are you doing?
523
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,561
I wanna do what I've always been
too afraid to do.
524
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,731
Before your post, I never had the guts.
525
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,285
This is his favorite thing in the world.
He spent like, six years on it.
526
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,333
You sure about this?
527
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,796
Brett, I was 11.
528
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:20,970
Yeah, do it.
529
00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:24,099
Do it.
530
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,124
Kayla! Kayla, let's go.
531
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,522
You bitch!
532
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,363
That felt so good!
533
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,326
You're right. I've never felt this free.
534
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:28,830
Thank you.
535
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,750
You're welcome.
536
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:39,299
That was pretty bad-ass. Pretty bad-ass.
537
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,135
Yeah, it was.
538
00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,488
-So, what else is on your list?
-No, intimate knowledge.
539
00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:03,948
Thought that was something we'd agree
we have to wait and see about.
540
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,367
What? Accessory to auto-assault
doesn't come with that?
541
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,995
Okay, yeah. Probably, it does. Okay.
542
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:13,750
Okay, let's see.
My deep dark secret list of things
543
00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:16,085
I've always wanted to do
but I've always been afraid to do.
544
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:21,424
-I've always wanted to learn Italian.
-Ooh. Scandalous.
545
00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,551
No wonder it's a secret.
546
00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,514
-See the South Pacific.
-I'm down.
547
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:31,684
-Still pretty tame though.
-Go to space.
548
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:35,522
-Like an astronaut.
-Yeah. Yeah, like an astronaut.
549
00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:38,274
That might include zero gravity sex.
550
00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:40,109
I don't know,
it might be kind of overrated.
551
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:44,113
-Really?
-Maybe zero-G while speaking Italian.
552
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,406
That'll be pretty cool.
553
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,619
I don't know. Fall in love
is kind of a big one.
554
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:55,792
-You are messing with me.
-No. Who wouldn't wanna do it in space?
555
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:59,629
No, I'm talking about love.
That was what I said.
556
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,174
You think you're the only one?
I'm pretty sure it's on everyone's list.
557
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,179
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-You have to!
558
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,556
-Absolutely not.
-You have to.
559
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:11,766
-No, no.
-It's on your list!
560
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,518
I meant I wanted to play. All right?
561
00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:15,728
I've done, like,
YouTube sessions, but there's--
562
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,981
there's no way. No, Kayla!
563
00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,109
Hey, five dollars for five minutes.
564
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,198
- I hate you.
- I believe in you.
565
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,241
Don't mess up.
566
00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:36,457
See, you can play.
567
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,377
That was the one song
that I learned in, like, eighth grade.
568
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,840
Since you said I don't have a wild side...
569
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,430
- Sing!
- I can barely play this thing.
570
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:51,764
You have to sing.
571
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,800
- I think I love you
-That's a little forward.
572
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,202
-You're basically a professional.
573
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,496
That was incredible.
574
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,209
I'd buy a ticket to see your show.
575
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,464
I missed out on everything,
you know what I mean? I never...
576
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,802
cut class to go to the beach,
or failed a test, or even got a "B".
577
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:12,845
It’s not the end of the world, you know.
578
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:19,602
I never snuck a girl in my room.
Never even fooled around.
579
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,188
Like nothing?
580
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:24,816
Zero.
581
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,362
So what? That'll all happen
when you want it to.
582
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:32,949
Yeah, but it didn't happen because,
you know, I was told to...
583
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,786
keep pressing, get ahead, get this
and get that and get there.
584
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,571
-You know, it's like--
-I mean, that's all we hear.
585
00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:40,957
It's always, is that gonna
get you into a good school,
586
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,875
is that gonna
look good on your college app.
587
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,963
-Never is that, gonna make you happy?
-Yeah.
588
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:52,760
I just don’t know if I can
get it back together, you know?
589
00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,889
They know you're not a psychopath
who tried to blow up the school.
590
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,891
They have to know it was a mistake.
591
00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:12,947
Ted.
592
00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:20,455
-What's his deal? Seriously, I mean?
-It's platonic. He wants more. But...
593
00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:24,751
He's kinda possessive though,
wouldn't you say?
594
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,795
His dad runs this modeling agency
595
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,338
and they're sending me
to Milan this summer.
596
00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:30,465
Yeah, I heard.
597
00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:34,260
-When do you go?
-Two weeks after graduation.
598
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,973
Anyway, he said, Ted’s having
a hard time fitting in at SC
599
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,975
and asked if I could hang with him some.
600
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,311
Wow...
601
00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:46,314
What?
602
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:52,278
And you just like hang out with him
'cause his dad's your ticket outta here?
603
00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:56,616
What's your problem, Brett?
604
00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,202
No, I mean, I just--
605
00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:01,537
It's just kinda, I don’t know,
morally questionable?
606
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:02,914
Morally questionable?
607
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,959
I mean, maybe for you
608
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:10,755
and your endless options
and perfect family. You think I have that?
609
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,633
You think my alcoholic mom
and asshole Steve
610
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,176
are gonna help me pay for college?
611
00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:19,806
Look, I'm earning every cent of it
and who are you to judge me how I do that?
612
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,060
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
613
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:29,732
Have you even thought that I can't go home
after what we just did?
614
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,276
No.
615
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:37,240
Shit. I mean, did you think about that
before you smashed the car?
616
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,785
No. No, I didn't
because that's what fuck-it means, right?
617
00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:47,041
Fuck! Do you have a place to stay?
618
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,837
No I don’t. And I, kind of, thought
maybe, I don't know,
619
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,673
someone who cared would maybe
sneak me into their room or something.
620
00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,679
It's-- My parents would know.
621
00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:02,390
And what? What?
Think you're becoming a man?
622
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:04,976
I just, I have to keep it
on the narrow, okay?
623
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:07,103
I have a meeting tomorrow,
I need to get things back on track.
624
00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:10,148
No, I get it. I get it.
It's all about your needs.
625
00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,861
And sure, yeah, judge me
for my morally questionable actions
626
00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:17,321
but you're not even living up
to the shit that you post.
627
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:22,160
I gotta find somewhere to sleep tonight.
628
00:44:22,929 --> 00:44:25,029
- Kayla! That's not what I meant.
- No, it's fine, Brett.
629
00:44:25,154 --> 00:44:26,280
- Seriously.
- Kayla!
630
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:35,631
Holy...
631
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,718
Kids are posting their own lists
and tagging you, you know.
632
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,179
- That's crazy.
- I know.
633
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,722
It's not crazy. It's a movement.
634
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,891
People are calling you "The Father
of the Fuck-it List."
635
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,517
Maybe I don’t wanna be the father.
636
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:50,813
-Did anybody consider that?
-All right, you sure?
637
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,192
Just wanna say I knocked my top item
off my Fuck-it list last night,
638
00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,985
thanks to Brett Blackmore.
639
00:44:56,986 --> 00:45:00,031
Brett, you gave me the courage to do
what I've always been afraid to do.
640
00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:05,036
And I hope that in that school meeting,
you get what you need. Whatever that is.
641
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,413
Dude, nice.
642
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,000
You look like you're gonna puke.
643
00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:13,169
Yeah.
644
00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,256
-I screwed that up, man.
-Already?
645
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,134
-It's not good.
-Yeah.
646
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:24,639
Let me start by saying
that I understand the tragic components
647
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,723
to this situation.
648
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,934
-It's been a nightmare.
-For all of us.
649
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:32,146
And it will go down as one of the most
regrettable incidents of my career.
650
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:36,442
Brett has been an exemplary student
by every measure.
651
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,278
Yes, and obviously we are
incredibly concerned about you
652
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,989
-and the school, and--
-We'd love to put this whole thing
653
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,450
behind us and get back on track.
654
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:49,789
And with that, we would love
to start the rebuilding fund
655
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:52,959
for the new and improved
administration building.
656
00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:57,880
It's like we're...
657
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,716
headed down the road
and we picked up a nail,
658
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:04,512
now we've just got to identify the leak,
fix the leak, fix the flat,
659
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,390
and boom, continue to our destination.
660
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:10,226
Only I'm afraid
this is more like a stalagmite
661
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:12,103
that's impaled the entire car.
662
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:16,023
-Stalagmites, that's the ones that--
-Yes. Up from the floor.
663
00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:20,361
Look, we have two
very serious issues here.
664
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:25,241
One, a school prank that's gone
horribly awry.
665
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,910
It's unfortunate, it's costly,
666
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:32,581
it's understandable
in some idiotic teenage way,
667
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:36,919
because it was an accident
and thankfully, nobody died.
668
00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:41,674
Well, yes, well, the nobody died part.
That, that is a plus.
669
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:47,638
And the rest can be rebuilt, right?
Probably better than it was before.
670
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:51,267
-This is gonna be a six-figure number.
-Yes, I understand.
671
00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:56,897
-Okay, so, what is the other issue?
-Speaks to character.
672
00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,651
-Integrity. On a-- on a much larger scale.
-Well, that's great then.
673
00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:03,487
Yeah, because as you said,
Brett is exemplary--
674
00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:06,282
Yes, that is the argument I made
to the school board
675
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,284
before the latest development.
676
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:15,708
Would you like to tell them, Brett?
About your list?
677
00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:26,010
It's-- it's just something that I said
to six of my friends.
678
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:29,555
-And that list has gone viral.
-That's not my fault.
679
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,767
The perils of social media
have been well documented.
680
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:37,813
It has almost 100,000 views
and it's been up for less than 36 hours.
681
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,900
-What are we talking about?
-What is it?
682
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:46,906
I don't know, it's a list, you know,
like a bucket list of things that I...
683
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,075
wish I had done, I guess.
684
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,994
Well, it does rhyme with bucket,
doesn't it?
685
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,412
What rhymes with bucket?
686
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,166
-Oh! Fu--
-Fu-- Brett? Really?
687
00:47:57,635 --> 00:47:59,797
In the middle of this meltdown,
you make a list of all the people
688
00:47:59,927 --> 00:48:01,679
-you want to have sex with?
-Mom--
689
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:07,051
-No, that's not what it's about.
-Well then, what in God's name is it?
690
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:10,513
It's about all the times that I wish
I could have just said fuck-it
691
00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,181
and done the thing that I wanted to do,
692
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:15,142
-instead of doing what I was supposed to.
-What you wanted to do? Like what?
693
00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:17,895
Like, play high school basketball.
I wanted to play basketball
694
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,980
but it conflicted with jazz band,
which you made me do.
695
00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:22,942
Yes, because it's a fact
that male reed instrument musicians,
696
00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,443
they're in short supply
in the Ivy League--
697
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:26,946
But I hate reed instruments!
You know that.
698
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,281
You know that, you know that,
you both know that. I hate--
699
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:32,493
I think that this is an internal issue
700
00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,663
that your family needs
to discuss in private.
701
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:40,584
But as far as Brett's future here
at Cali High...
702
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:45,214
he won't be receiving his diploma
at this institution.
703
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:50,094
You've gone from being accepted
to seven out of eight Ivies
704
00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:53,848
to not graduating high school
in the span of 72 hours.
705
00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,100
Did you finally get what you wanted?
706
00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:58,394
Maybe it's what I needed.
707
00:48:59,145 --> 00:49:04,275
What-- I'm sorry, what was that,
young man? Get over here right now.
708
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:10,322
Get, get over here! Paddle over here,
right now! Get over here.
709
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:13,784
I know what you're doing.
I know exactly what you're doing.
710
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,161
I showed you that movie!
711
00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:18,122
You are no Dustin Hoffman! Not even close!
712
00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:23,252
Brett, get over here. Now!
Get on over here! Come on!
713
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:24,587
Brett!
714
00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:32,845
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Excuse me? Ex-- Hey!
715
00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:38,934
Hey! Hello! Hello!
Where do you think you're going? Get...
716
00:49:42,824 --> 00:49:46,428
Not the car, Brett! Brett! Brett!
717
00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:51,590
Yeah!
718
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,576
Yeah!
719
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:18,469
-Can you believe it, man?
-No.
720
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,979
I put down my list last night.
721
00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,441
There was only one thing on it.
722
00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:35,444
-I didn't see it.
-I have a Finsta.
723
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,697
Yeah, dude. I made it with you.
I follow you.
724
00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:42,618
No, dude. Like, another one. A real one.
725
00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:03,889
Wow.
726
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:07,393
Really?
727
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,105
Surprised?
728
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,275
Yes and no.
729
00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:22,408
I don't know, you've been kinda
more low key than most guys.
730
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:26,578
I said I was focused on baseball.
Had some stuff to work through.
731
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:30,666
You've been good though? You okay?
732
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,168
I've...
733
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,422
I've been trying to be.
734
00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:40,926
I gotta be who I am, you know?
735
00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,972
Isn't that what all this is about?
736
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,063
Does this...
737
00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:55,607
I don't know...
738
00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:58,402
mess us up?
739
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,781
Hell, no, dude. You're like
the closest thing to a brother I have.
740
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:05,033
Cool.
741
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,496
I wonder what my dad will say.
742
00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:13,041
-You're gonna tell him?
-Not till I'm out of the house.
743
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:16,211
Yeah, I hear that, man.
744
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,257
Hey look, just know if anybody
messes with you, I got your back.
745
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,927
Good, cause this is all on you now.
746
00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:45,616
- Yeah?
- Brett Blackmore
747
00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:46,992
of the fuck-it list?
748
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:48,827
Uh. How'd you get this number?
749
00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,872
Dude, anyone that can't get your number
isn't worth your data or your talk time.
750
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:54,500
I, my friend, am taking you
to the next level.
751
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,502
That Burning Kid session
you did tonight? Epic.
752
00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:59,254
I saw it on Snap, my Twitter,
my Insta feed in the last 20 minutes,
753
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:01,715
and you are blowing up.
Teenagers building an effigy with articles
754
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,300
of enslavement and burning it down
755
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:05,093
just to announce that
they’re not going to be yoked
756
00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:08,055
to this parent-planned marathon
of arduous work any longer?
757
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:12,559
hashtag win, hashtag epicwin,
hashtag epiclogarithmicwinwinwin.
758
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:14,520
How many different ways
do you want me to put it, dude?
759
00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:16,897
You have struck a main vein
and you need to get monetized,
760
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,357
ASA-effin-P!
761
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,860
I'm willing to bet that that Benz
that you're driving is not even yours.
762
00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:24,822
And it should be. For cash.
You're an adult now. No more daddy's car.
763
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,241
Okay, so I'm on Livestream, I get it.
Big deal.
764
00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:29,868
But, it is a big deal, Brett,
because you are not benefiting from it.
765
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,078
Listen to this,
766
00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:33,997
I have about a dozen brands
that are willing pay you five to ten K
767
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:37,125
just to be associated with you
and your fuck-it list right now.
768
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,419
It's, like, 50,000 dollars just to...
769
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:42,506
what, wear t-shirts, launch merchandise?
770
00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:46,844
Wear t-shirts and launch merchandise!
Yeah, 50K, minimum.
771
00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:49,763
You grow this thing
and I'll grow your green to no end.
772
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,139
Look, you seen a rain in the club?
773
00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:53,851
Let's make it thunderstorm
in your backyard.
774
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,477
Okay, I get it. That's a lot of money.
775
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,939
-I'll think about it?
-Okay.
776
00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:02,609
Do that. Think about it.
Pound a triple espresso and a rock star.
777
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:03,819
I'm calling you back in an hour.
778
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,281
Okay.
779
00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,184
- Here you go.
- Thanks, man.
780
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,982
-Yo.
-How many you got? Right now.
781
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,776
-What?
-Followers, dude. Just check.
782
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,154
'Cause you're tagged everywhere.
Like Reddit level stuff.
783
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,156
What are you talking about?
784
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:58,707
{\an8}Shit, I'm-- Sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
785
00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:06,131
{\an8}-Holy shit!
-Nope. Haven't eaten yet, just coffee.
786
00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:08,800
What the fuck are you doing?
Get off my car!
787
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,969
I've been wanting to do this for years.
788
00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:13,263
I give you money every day.
And you go buy lotto tickets.
789
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,350
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not quick picks. I use an algorithm.
790
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:19,394
No. You can't use an algorithm
to buy lotto--
791
00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:22,856
-What are you doing pissing on my car?
-What are you, some special needs kid?
792
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:26,610
A, you haven't even seen the algorithm,
Mr. A.P. Calculus Lightweight,
793
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:29,071
B, you have no business
having a car like this,
794
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,490
and C, there's a list in case
your brain has coddled.
795
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:34,034
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do you know about that?
796
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,745
You think not having shelter
means I'm an idiot?
797
00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:40,123
It's empowering shit, man.
You do what you believe in
798
00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:43,335
and it's gonna save the world.
I'm pissing on excess. Sorry it was yours.
799
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:46,838
You're lucky I didn't eat!
Because the real item for the list--
800
00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:49,383
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
801
00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,000
Hey, Dad.
802
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:27,379
You okay?
803
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,257
Yeah.
804
00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:33,010
Coffee?
805
00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:35,387
Sure.
806
00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:49,443
Your mother and I looked up that list
that you posted last night.
807
00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:56,366
All that frustration,
everything that we forced you to do.
808
00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,371
We are so lost right now.
809
00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:05,125
We have no idea how we got here.
We had this...
810
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:09,337
18-year plan for you that got us
to the one-yard line and then...
811
00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:12,090
this.
812
00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:18,221
-Yeah, but it was your 18-year plan.
-Fair enough.
813
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,350
It was fun while it lasted.
814
00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:29,149
-Listen. When I was your age--
-Dad.
815
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,694
Come on, don't say that you know kids
because you were one once.
816
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:35,030
All right, nobody's had it
like we do these days.
817
00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:38,283
That's true.
818
00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:42,913
I mean, you said...
819
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:47,876
right, that success
is becoming one's true, best self,
820
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:49,795
achieving one's potential.
821
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:52,172
All right? But, I can't...
822
00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:58,136
I cannot do that with you and mom
just paving the road in front of me.
823
00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:00,597
I mean, when everything is about
this class and that instrument
824
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:05,268
and this grade, it's-- It just can't be
all that growing up is about.
825
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:09,648
You know? I have to be able to...
826
01:00:11,024 --> 01:00:12,609
make decisions for myself.
827
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:17,906
Maybe that's the realization
of wherever you are that you...
828
01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,617
need to make your own decisions.
829
01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:24,329
But I'd be a lousy parent...
830
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:26,873
if I didn't tell you...
831
01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:31,253
that this thing you started,
it can't be erased.
832
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:35,757
It lives forever,
whether you want it to or not.
833
01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:41,388
Everyone else gets to jump in,
jump out, move on with their lives
834
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,558
but if you're the face of this thing,
you own it.
835
01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:50,522
And in the end, who knows how
it'll treat you, because it does not care.
836
01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:52,649
Not about you.
837
01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:56,903
No matter how wrong-minded...
838
01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:01,950
your mother and I were
for this 18-year plan...
839
01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:07,330
the one thing we did do was care.
840
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,045
I know you did.
841
01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:19,301
Part of being an adult is knowing
that sometimes things don't work out.
842
01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:23,930
Sometimes people's lives
get thrown off the rails.
843
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:26,850
And they never recover.
844
01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:31,313
Yeah, I get it. I...
845
01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,650
So, just be careful.
846
01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:39,362
I will.
847
01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:47,746
It's safe to assume that my car
is in the garage right now, right?
848
01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:52,209
Oh. Well...
849
01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:55,420
It's not in the garage yet...
850
01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:59,507
because I am getting it detailed for you.
851
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,472
Thank you. That's big of you.
852
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:08,558
I think.
853
01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:23,615
This is a beautiful feeling
of complete validation.
854
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:26,785
Three hundred thousand followers.
855
01:02:26,945 --> 01:02:28,536
I mean,
rate of uptake is impressive,
856
01:02:28,714 --> 01:02:29,955
all the metrics seemed to be pointed
857
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,165
in the right direction,
and most importantly, it's spawning.
858
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:36,002
What that means is, kids, they're posting
their lists in honor of yours.
859
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:37,963
With this growth rate,
a little viral marketing,
860
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:40,966
this thing doubles in a week.
But you gotta keep it relevant, all right.
861
01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:43,212
You gotta-- you gotta post,
you gotta like kid's posts,
862
01:02:43,337 --> 01:02:45,053
you gotta keep it a part
of the bigger conversation.
863
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:48,139
You do that, my friend, you got your shot
at reaching a mil, easy.
864
01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,976
Money. What does that mean in money?
865
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,103
That's when the largeness start
to roll in.
866
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:56,273
Yeah, forget that,
let's talk about the power.
867
01:02:56,398 --> 01:02:59,609
-Okay.
-This is direct access to a generation.
868
01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:02,320
Guys, I started this as a rant
869
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:04,572
because I've been being ridden
like a racehorse my whole life.
870
01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,783
All right? This wasn't meant
to be seen by anybody.
871
01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:08,285
-Yeah--
-I'm not a poster boy, dude.
872
01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,829
-Dude, we-- we get that.
-Butting in, if I may?
873
01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:14,040
Brett, this thing is like lightning, okay?
It never appears when it should.
874
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,209
Your frustrations, they're real,
as they should be.
875
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:19,254
This thing, it's bigger than you,
it's being shared by kids everywhere.
876
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:23,008
And they're genuinely invested in you.
You're tending the flame for all of them.
877
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,012
Maybe it moves on without you, maybe not.
878
01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:29,347
Yo, fellas!
879
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,017
Got some smoothies in the back
if you want some.
880
01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:36,146
Yeah, Dad, we're, kind of,
in the middle of a meeting here.
881
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,606
Yeah, y'all trying to act grown,
that's right.
882
01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:41,651
Brett, you might wanna check out
what's going on next door though.
883
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:49,159
No, I don't know them.
How could I know that what--
884
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:52,287
-Where is this again?
-Huntsville, Alabama.
885
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:55,040
And they actually robbed a bank
because of this list?
886
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:57,000
Okay, well, that's their list.
That's not my list.
887
01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,045
-Am I being blamed for this?
-Should you be?
888
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:02,797
-What kind of question is that?
-That's a grand jury question.
889
01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,009
Whether his use of social media
is an incitement to commit crime.
890
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,262
Our recommendation?
Stop whatever you're doing,
891
01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:10,805
posting or sharing.
892
01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:24,819
You feel that? That's the road
not being paved in front of you.
893
01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,034
I think it might be time
to call Aunt Maisie.
894
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:35,080
-Mom, she's a slip and fall attorney.
-I know, dear. You've done both.
895
01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:40,293
-Money!
-Power!
896
01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:04,317
My list is tour with A$AP Rocky,
perform at Tomorrowland,
897
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:05,806
squirrel suit from the top of Everest.
898
01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:13,910
-Go watch the Olympics.
-To go to a World Series game seven.
899
01:05:14,321 --> 01:05:15,921
I wanna steal
the Declaration of Independence.
900
01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:18,081
Scuba dive at the Great Barrier Reef.
901
01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:27,298
-I wanna learn how to play quidditch.
-I wanna take a year off to travel Europe.
902
01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:29,259
I wanna go to the Met ball.
903
01:05:40,687 --> 01:05:45,316
-I just quit my job!
-I wanna visit every country in the world.
904
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:46,860
And then become president.
905
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:51,865
I want to be a Hollywood movie star,
win a Grammy and make out with J.Lo.
906
01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:06,838
Be a pirate.
907
01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:08,715
I wanna star, write and direct
my own movie.
908
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,341
I wanna travel to Tokyo.
909
01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:13,303
When you got everything that I want?
910
01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,563
Tell my parents that I'm bi
and I'm proud of that.
911
01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:56,971
Dean Reilly calling back
regarding Brett Blackmore.
912
01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:01,392
It certainly impacts me
when the department chair
913
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:03,770
of media studies brings it
to my attention.
914
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,190
Or my own two teenage girls
can't stop talking about it.
915
01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,442
Understood.
916
01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:13,279
As you know,
his father's my business partner,
917
01:07:13,404 --> 01:07:16,491
so I will do everything I can
to shut it down.
918
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:19,118
No, no, no, Barry,
you're missing the point.
919
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:22,163
This kid could be another iconoclast.
920
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,249
I mean, sure, yeah,
we get our fair share here,
921
01:07:24,332 --> 01:07:26,125
the Zuckerbergs and the Gates.
922
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:29,295
Those are two of the weirdest kids
we've ever admitted.
923
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,881
But, they’re the disruptors.
So, I personally,
924
01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:34,050
I'd like to hear more
from Brett Blackmore.
925
01:07:34,509 --> 01:07:37,595
And I’m going to need the voting members
of the board to back me on this.
926
01:07:37,804 --> 01:07:40,723
Of course. You can count on me. I mean,
927
01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:43,560
listen, I understood,
as a disruptor myself--
928
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:45,228
Yeah, okay, Barry, stop it.
929
01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:49,232
Just deliver the kid. Okay?
930
01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:51,901
Got it.
931
01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:59,117
Brett! Brett! Brett!
932
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,539
-Brett!
-What?
933
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,208
You are not gonna believe this.
934
01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:10,044
Brett!
935
01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:27,520
You been okay?
936
01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:30,398
Other than hiding from my mom and Steve?
Yeah.
937
01:08:36,571 --> 01:08:39,282
- I want you to come live with me.
- You can’t.
938
01:08:39,413 --> 01:08:40,959
Then I'll get you a hotel room
or something.
939
01:08:41,084 --> 01:08:43,328
-Brett, stop. It’s fine.
-No, it’s not fine.
940
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:51,127
How many people do you think
I ever told about Steve?
941
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:54,964
One.
942
01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:03,056
Look, we had a moment,
and it was cool, but...
943
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,683
I can't mess this thing up with Ted's dad.
944
01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:08,603
-It’s the only way I can pay for school.
-I know. I get it.
945
01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,564
And I am sorry, you know.
946
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,733
Don’t be. I have no regrets.
947
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:16,569
You know, I’d kill to be able to say that.
948
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:23,159
Last week, I was so sure of everything,
you know? College...
949
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:25,495
my future.
950
01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:31,959
-Now, it's all just gone.
-Yeah, it blows.
951
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:37,674
-Is that it?
-All I got.
952
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,232
Okay, Brett. Look, beyond the horizon.
953
01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:56,526
It's unknown.
954
01:09:57,443 --> 01:10:00,113
Your future. Just waiting for you
to discover it.
955
01:10:00,947 --> 01:10:03,366
This shitty time?
Soon it will just be a memory.
956
01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:06,452
Whether you're still standing here,
stuck, that's all you get to control.
957
01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:10,998
And what kills the future is fear.
958
01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,167
And your post showed me that.
959
01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:18,506
So the question is,
what would you do if you had no fear?
960
01:10:24,846 --> 01:10:25,888
Close your eyes...
961
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,810
and imagine what you want
your future to be.
962
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,439
And when you open them...
963
01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:37,483
that’s your decision.
964
01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:44,615
And Brett, I meant what I said,
the other day.
965
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:46,951
I hope you get what you need.
966
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:09,348
Brett, honey, we need you to come home
as fast as you can, okay?
967
01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:10,475
Hurry up, right now.
968
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:12,477
Finally!
969
01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,479
-Marheem is coming.
-Marheem is coming.
970
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,648
Marheem is coming, that's--
971
01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:20,026
-that's the emergency?
-Brett,
972
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:24,697
you have an opportunity to snatch victory
from the jaws of defeat.
973
01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:30,203
Harvard is impressed with your initiative.
And your "fuck-you" list.
974
01:11:30,328 --> 01:11:32,789
They want you to write an essay
detailing everything you've learned.
975
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:33,915
-What?
-Also,
976
01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:36,125
Barry seems to think
that the dean's daughters
977
01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:37,744
are really obsessed with you.
978
01:11:37,894 --> 01:11:39,619
- Wait. But I don't even--
-Not even what?
979
01:11:39,819 --> 01:11:42,298
What is this "not even"?
Why are you us a "not even" right now?
980
01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:44,091
-Well, it's just that, I've been...
-What is that?
981
01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,387
...considering everything
and thinking about what I might want
982
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,430
for myself, you know.
983
01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:52,433
Hold on, is this "yay" basketball,
"boo" clarinet again, really?
984
01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:54,310
No, Mom! It's just that-- that--
985
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,064
It's about my future, you know,
and the unknown.
986
01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,900
Yeah, we're-- we're trying
to get rid of the "un" part
987
01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:03,277
and get you toward the known part.
That's what we do.
988
01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:04,695
Dad, I mean we...
989
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,825
-we talked about this.
-Yes, we did.
990
01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,244
We talked and we hear you, but...
991
01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:14,163
but, Brett, this is Harvard.
992
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,166
But...
993
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,253
I mean, maybe, I'm not even...
994
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,840
- For real? This is 'cause I...
- Yeah. Brett. Brett!
995
01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:26,926
-For real.
-Okay, look.
996
01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,095
We have two paths here.
997
01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:33,975
A, you don't graduate high school
or attend college
998
01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:36,936
and we deal with the legal
and academic fallout of that
999
01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:39,647
- for the next five to six years.
- Or maybe forever.
1000
01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:45,736
And then, there's option B, where we--
Where you write a great essay,
1001
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:50,575
you get into Harvard and you look back
on option A and-- and-- and politely
1002
01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:52,952
smile and give it the finger.
1003
01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:01,335
It doesn't even really sound
like a choice when you put it like that.
1004
01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:04,714
-Exactly!
-Come on! You got this.
1005
01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,592
Theme is everything.
1006
01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:10,720
Okay, um...
1007
01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:15,683
Conquering my fear, finding my voice...
1008
01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,395
- helping other kids...
- Ugh! Boring.
1009
01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:21,439
Harvard doesn't give a shit
about any of that stuff.
1010
01:13:21,606 --> 01:13:24,186
-But they-- they said--
-Who cares what they said?
1011
01:13:24,361 --> 01:13:26,819
They're a profit-making enterprise.
And they're not giving you this chance
1012
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,447
-because they value what you've done.
-They're not?
1013
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,700
Brett, please. Don't be an idiot.
Your parents are on the clock.
1014
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,536
Okay, then what is their motive?
1015
01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:37,914
-To stop your little movement.
-Really?
1016
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,999
I'm sure on some level
Harvard is impressed,
1017
01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,751
but you've become a voice of dissent,
1018
01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:44,170
galvanizing the masses
against their oppressors.
1019
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:46,964
The educational industrial complex
has been hijacked
1020
01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:48,341
and turned into a money press.
1021
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:53,429
Private schools, tutor fees,
personal counselors, test prep materials,
1022
01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:55,932
online courses, test fees,
application fees,
1023
01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:59,226
all designed to bind kids
ages four to 18 to the machinery.
1024
01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:02,313
It sucks parents dry,
and drives you into institutions
1025
01:14:02,396 --> 01:14:06,442
that cost a quarter of a million dollars
for an undergraduate degree.
1026
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:10,738
-A piece of paper.
-That could be our theme.
1027
01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:12,406
Are you hallucinating?
1028
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:17,828
The system is imperfect, Brett.
But it's the system.
1029
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,957
-Don't try and change it, exploit it!
-Okay. I'm not-- I don't--
1030
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:25,169
I don't know what you're saying,
Marheem, and I haven't had any sleep
1031
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:27,296
and the past few weeks
have just been a real shit show,
1032
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:32,051
so if you could just explain to me,
just tell me what to write, please.
1033
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:35,137
I am, Brett. But first,
you need to wake up.
1034
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,974
You had it right for the past 15 years.
1035
01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:40,935
Play their game,
get a degree from Harvard,
1036
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:44,230
and then you can do anything
you want with your life.
1037
01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:46,691
Do you want to be able to do anything--
1038
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:49,318
I want to be able to do
anything I want in my life.
1039
01:14:49,694 --> 01:14:52,446
Good. Then, contrition.
1040
01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:59,286
-Excuse me?
-Your theme is contrition.
1041
01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:02,665
You realize that the past few weeks
have been an epic life-fart,
1042
01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,875
a moment of behavioral flatulence
1043
01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,379
caused by a freak accident
that occurred during an incident
1044
01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:11,757
that you were roped into by your
prankster friends, and you are sorry.
1045
01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:13,259
You are repentant.
1046
01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:17,513
You wanna get your life back on track,
and Harvard is the place to do that.
1047
01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:23,602
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
1048
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:26,439
Yeah, life-fart. I can...
1049
01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,233
I can write that.
1050
01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:11,275
What's he doing?
1051
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:14,987
He's thinking. He's got to be thinking.
1052
01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:17,823
Yes. Shouldn't that occur
in front of a computer?
1053
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:23,662
Brett?
1054
01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:27,333
How's the essay coming?
1055
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:29,376
Good.
1056
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:31,712
When do think we'll get a draft?
1057
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:33,547
Soon.
1058
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,509
Would you mind taking off your glasses?
1059
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:38,677
Wanna see your eyes.
1060
01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:44,141
Are you okay?
1061
01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:47,103
Yeah, I'm good, Dad. I'm good.
1062
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:49,355
There's nothing going on
that we should know about?
1063
01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:50,856
No.
1064
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:54,276
You're gonna get the essay
done on time, right?
1065
01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:56,070
What? You want me to promise?
1066
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,072
-Wouldn't hurt.
-Yeah!
1067
01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:09,250
Brett! Brett!
1068
01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:15,172
- Is-- is he promising?
- Uh. I think that's a...
1069
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,720
- Okay, smile!
- ]Stacy] Wait, wait, wait!
1070
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,314
- One more, one more!
- Smile, guys.
1071
01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:28,477
- Okay. One more. Aw, sweet.
- Dude, I'm so proud of you.
1072
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:32,356
-It's too cool, huh?
-Okay, okay, Mom! I think that's enough.
1073
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:34,900
Okay! Bye!
1074
01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:37,077
- All right, see you, Stace!
- See you, Stace!
1075
01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:43,033
Yeah, it's crazy.
1076
01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,579
- Nice robes, graduates.
- There he is!
1077
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:49,540
Did you catch that? Ritualistic freedom!
1078
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:52,918
No, I actually just showed up.
I’m not even sure I'm allowed on campus.
1079
01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:55,129
You are gonna write the shit
out of that essay.
1080
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:56,505
Yeah.
1081
01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:02,970
-Hey, we'll catch up with you in a bit.
-Sounds good. Have fun.
1082
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:24,867
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
1083
01:18:26,994 --> 01:18:28,579
I hear you're abandoning the list.
1084
01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:31,749
Yeah, Harvard is pretty--
it's pretty tough to pass up.
1085
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:33,125
I get it.
1086
01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:35,794
If that’s your decision,
I’m happy for you.
1087
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:38,714
Yeah, me too.
1088
01:18:42,635 --> 01:18:45,012
Look, can we just hang out before you go
to Europe, please?
1089
01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:48,307
I'm actually-- I'm leaving tonight.
1090
01:18:48,459 --> 01:18:49,975
I thought you said
you have, like, two weeks?
1091
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,019
Things change. It happens.
1092
01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:54,980
I gotta go.
1093
01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:04,782
Good luck. Seriously.
1094
01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:19,380
Just like that. Life moment,
like your dad always says.
1095
01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:23,175
-She's leaving tonight.
-Yeah, well, dude, it's couch surfing.
1096
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:24,260
It blows.
1097
01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:28,097
And Steve filed charges
for the car thing, so, you know.
1098
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,723
Why didn't she tell me any of this?
1099
01:19:31,141 --> 01:19:33,310
Brett, come on. You were valedictorian.
1100
01:19:33,394 --> 01:19:35,396
What good is that
if you can't figure this shit out?
1101
01:20:02,339 --> 01:20:04,300
You can't take it down.
You know that.
1102
01:20:05,217 --> 01:20:07,052
Yeah, I'm familiar
with how the Internet works.
1103
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,931
I'm just gonna post
my Harvard letter, man.
1104
01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:13,434
Serves an act of contrition and...
1105
01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:15,894
you know, disconnect me
from the movement.
1106
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:17,896
But that won't end it.
1107
01:20:19,523 --> 01:20:23,152
-Well, it'll end my involvement with it.
-It's done some good, you know.
1108
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,200
Clint, you realize that my whole life
didn't have to crater for you to come out.
1109
01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:32,244
Bro, get outside of yourself.
1110
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:36,665
You think I'm the only one
that found the balls to face my fears?
1111
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:41,253
No, you gave courage to a whole
lot of people. That is worth something.
1112
01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:44,173
Brett, how's the-- Hey, Clint.
1113
01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:48,552
Oh. Hello, Mrs. Blackmore.
I was just leaving.
1114
01:20:54,892 --> 01:20:55,893
Can I read a draft?
1115
01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,480
-Uh. No, not yet.
-Why not?
1116
01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:03,567
I'm working on it.
1117
01:21:04,777 --> 01:21:07,279
-You know, you have to turn this in soon.
-I know. I know.
1118
01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:09,448
-I know.
-When?
1119
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:11,408
Soon.
1120
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:13,619
Tomorrow.
1121
01:21:15,606 --> 01:21:16,955
You're not going to blow this, are you?
1122
01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:18,624
-Mom!
-Okay, sorry.
1123
01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:47,945
Hey, bro.
1124
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,156
Oh, man!
1125
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:56,662
You've had a rough few weeks, man.
I mean, shit.
1126
01:21:58,539 --> 01:22:01,375
-That's fairly accurate.
-You know there are times when I just...
1127
01:22:03,293 --> 01:22:05,838
-think if I hadn't stepped on that pipe--
-Dude, don't even go there.
1128
01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:08,632
Don't go there.
1129
01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:20,978
Man! We're like a metaphor for life,
you and me, you know that?
1130
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,606
Born in the same town...
1131
01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:28,569
grew up going to the same schools,
and playing in the same little leagues.
1132
01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:36,243
And now, you're poised to depart,
again for like...
1133
01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:40,581
a life of big shit, like, Ivy League,
and mega financial success.
1134
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:42,124
Maybe.
1135
01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:45,669
I don't know.
1136
01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:53,135
What about you?
Other half of the metaphor.
1137
01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:54,720
You know me.
1138
01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:58,140
Start working for my dad,
join the plumbers union.
1139
01:22:58,724 --> 01:22:59,850
pull 100-G a year.
1140
01:23:01,059 --> 01:23:03,854
Surf and party. Just live.
1141
01:23:04,438 --> 01:23:08,525
-That doesn't sound bad, dude.
-Yeah, it's really not. I'm stoked.
1142
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:21,663
Yo, is that who I think? Dee?
1143
01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:23,790
Yeah, that's Dee.
1144
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,628
Talk about a fall from grace.
There's your cautionary tale.
1145
01:23:29,296 --> 01:23:31,673
-What do you mean?
-Dude, the wall.
1146
01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:35,552
I mean, you guys were almost neighbors
until your world exploded.
1147
01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:37,179
What?
1148
01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:39,765
Dee. Douglas Ebeyer.
1149
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:45,521
He was valedictorian, like, 20 years ago.
Dude, he was you.
1150
01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:16,051
Dear Harvard Admissions Committee...
1151
01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:20,639
everyone tells me that acceptance
to your institution is the first step
1152
01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:22,432
on the path to guaranteed success.
1153
01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:26,311
And yet, I have no idea what that means.
1154
01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:32,067
Are we talking money? A big job?
A mansion in a community of mansions?
1155
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:36,446
My dad says, "Success is about becoming
your true self."
1156
01:24:37,447 --> 01:24:39,449
But how many parents really want
their kids to do that?
1157
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:44,871
Parents and institutions ignore evidence
about how to raise happy children
1158
01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:49,376
and then expect us to just be happy,
or force us to be just as unhappy as them.
1159
01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:53,255
{\an8}Studies show that adolescents
are nocturnal.
1160
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:56,800
{\an8}Our biorhythms cause us
to stay up later and wake up later.
1161
01:24:57,801 --> 01:25:00,012
And yet school still starts at 7:45 am.
1162
01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:03,974
Studies also show that GPA
and standardized test scores
1163
01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:08,645
do not accurately measure future academic,
professional or personal success...
1164
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:11,898
and yet those are still
the barometers of acceptance.
1165
01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:15,444
I could go on and on,
but you get the point.
1166
01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:20,198
So, why doesn't the system adapt?
I'll tell you why.
1167
01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:24,453
Because the system is more dedicated
to itself than to future generations.
1168
01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:27,706
Your university was kind enough
to extend me this opportunity
1169
01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:32,294
to pull myself back from the abyss.
And I am grateful for that, for sure.
1170
01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:35,672
But I'm not contrite.
1171
01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:38,717
I am the opposite of contrite.
1172
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:42,262
The system rewards drones,
rule-followers, test-takers.
1173
01:25:42,429 --> 01:25:45,349
We graduate, make money, have kids,
and continue the cycle.
1174
01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:47,517
And I've felt for years that my dreams
have been sanded down
1175
01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:50,020
so that I can fit into the mechanism
of this machine.
1176
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:53,357
My friend tells me,
"What kills your future is fear.”
1177
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,692
It kills the pursuit of the unknown.
1178
01:25:56,443 --> 01:25:58,612
Now, it took a while, but I've learned
how right that friend is.
1179
01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:02,574
So now I'm out here running in fresh snow,
where there are no tracks.
1180
01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:04,701
I have no idea where I'm going...
1181
01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:08,705
but I know that it'll be someplace
I couldn't possibly discover
1182
01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:10,832
while transiting the passageways
of your institution.
1183
01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:13,377
So, with that...
1184
01:26:14,252 --> 01:26:16,129
I say thank you for your offer but...
1185
01:26:17,547 --> 01:26:19,675
in the most respectful way, I respond...
1186
01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:23,595
Fuck it. Harvard's not for me.
1187
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:27,349
Respectfully, Brett Blackmore.
1188
01:26:34,147 --> 01:26:35,357
Fuck it.
1189
01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:22,612
We were trying really hard,
me and your father.
1190
01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:28,744
Everyone else was having babies. Us?
1191
01:27:29,870 --> 01:27:31,037
Miscarriages.
1192
01:27:33,081 --> 01:27:36,460
So, when we finally had you, it was...
1193
01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:40,088
everything.
1194
01:27:42,799 --> 01:27:46,970
I gave up architecture and I signed on
to the Westside young mother role
1195
01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:49,055
and I loved it.
1196
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:54,936
But, somewhere along the way, I, um...
1197
01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:58,064
I kind of lost track of who I was.
1198
01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:03,320
I started living through you
because all those years I...
1199
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:07,324
I had been living for you,
and when you take on that role,
1200
01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:10,368
nothing is more important
than how your kid is perceived
1201
01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:13,997
because that's how you're perceived.
That's the measure of success and it...
1202
01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:15,791
it blows.
1203
01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:19,169
My dad would say...
1204
01:28:20,545 --> 01:28:22,130
"The hard choice is the right choice."
1205
01:28:22,672 --> 01:28:24,883
I used to tell you that, right?
All the time when you were little.
1206
01:28:25,425 --> 01:28:27,135
I just didn't think that applied to me.
1207
01:28:28,053 --> 01:28:31,097
And reading the essay you posted, I...
1208
01:28:32,682 --> 01:28:33,892
I remember it does.
1209
01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:52,911
You know, I never knew
why Mom gave up architecture.
1210
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:54,913
She was super talented.
1211
01:29:00,293 --> 01:29:01,294
You were.
1212
01:29:18,770 --> 01:29:21,231
That's good.
If you put it right there.
1213
01:29:22,941 --> 01:29:23,942
Who is that?
1214
01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:26,027
Jessica, make sure the streets are clear
1215
01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:28,822
and if there are any vendors here
that do not belong, let me know.
1216
01:29:28,947 --> 01:29:29,948
Um...
1217
01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:31,950
it's my PR guy.
1218
01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:35,954
-You have a PR guy?
-Yeah.
1219
01:29:37,414 --> 01:29:38,373
Thank you so much.
1220
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,084
They're selling them.
1221
01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:44,337
- There's a shaved ice truck out.
- That's not beer, is it?
1222
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:45,881
It's kombucha.
1223
01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:49,217
It's money day, let's get it.
1224
01:29:49,926 --> 01:29:51,469
Holy crap! Guys!
1225
01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:55,056
I hit three million followers.
1226
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,560
And my essay's been shared
ten million times.
1227
01:30:00,395 --> 01:30:01,438
- What?
- Yeah.
1228
01:30:03,773 --> 01:30:06,359
Uh. I gotta go put pants on, hold on.
1229
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:14,826
I just got off a conference call
with the Harvard board.
1230
01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:18,038
Look, Mr. Brooks, I'm sorry, all right.
I know what they wanted to hear, but I...
1231
01:30:19,372 --> 01:30:21,249
-I had to tell the truth.
-And we couldn't be more proud
1232
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:23,162
so if you're here to tell us
that he's blown it,
1233
01:30:23,262 --> 01:30:24,628
-and that it doesn't--
-Hold on, please!
1234
01:30:25,378 --> 01:30:26,755
They couldn't agree with you more.
1235
01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:30,133
They know all too well the problems
with the system.
1236
01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:33,762
Wait. Are you, what--
1237
01:30:35,221 --> 01:30:37,223
What are you, I don't--
What are you saying?
1238
01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,852
You are just the type
of out-of-the-box thinker Harvard wants.
1239
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,813
As a matter of fact,
1240
01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:45,941
this must Dean Reilly right now.
1241
01:30:46,524 --> 01:30:49,653
-She wants to talk to you personally.
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1242
01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:51,738
You just got your boy
into Harvard!
1243
01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:53,531
Hello?
1244
01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:56,368
Yeah, this is...
1245
01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:04,167
Hello, hey?
1246
01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:06,211
Yeah.
1247
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,339
Nice to meet you too.
1248
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:25,772
Es Brett Blackmore. Bad ass.
1249
01:31:30,110 --> 01:31:32,654
I learned, it's that, this generation
doesn't need a voice, right,
1250
01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:34,322
{\an8}'cause everybody has their own.
1251
01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:52,632
Bret, you've become the voice
of a generation.
1252
01:31:52,876 --> 01:31:54,676
I don't know about that,
if there's one thing
1253
01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:55,844
that I've learned it's that
1254
01:31:56,052 --> 01:31:58,096
this generation doesn't need a voice,
right, because...
1255
01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:02,892
-we all have our own.
-Deep thinking for an 18-year-old.
1256
01:32:03,977 --> 01:32:07,647
No, not really. I mean,
it's just the reality of our generation.
1257
01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:10,734
Right? And I'm not just talking
about myself. I mean...
1258
01:32:11,484 --> 01:32:13,903
all these people that are here with us.
These guys, especially.
1259
01:32:14,029 --> 01:32:16,239
These, these are the people
you should be talking to.
1260
01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:19,951
-Seriously, go talk to them.
-You're all creators of the infamous list.
1261
01:32:20,660 --> 01:32:22,829
My guy, you realize
what you've accomplished, right?
1262
01:32:22,912 --> 01:32:25,790
You have done something only a handful
of people have been able to do
1263
01:32:25,915 --> 01:32:28,168
-in over six million years.
-What's that?
1264
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:32,422
You've gone viral, bro.
Like, you've gone massively viral.
1265
01:32:32,714 --> 01:32:34,340
-I'm proud of you.
-Thanks, man.
1266
01:32:35,842 --> 01:32:38,845
Look, you wanna rep me?
Like, seriously, rep me.
1267
01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:40,680
I'm not standing in this hot sun
for nothing.
1268
01:32:40,764 --> 01:32:42,474
-What's up?
-I need something.
1269
01:32:45,477 --> 01:32:47,562
-Shit, right now?
-Right now.
1270
01:32:47,896 --> 01:32:50,398
-You can!
-Of course, I can! I'm your guy.
1271
01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:52,859
-Let's roll.
-Give me those keys. Come on.
1272
01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:01,576
All right, girl. Let me check.
Okay? Take this off.
1273
01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:03,703
- You, your hair--
-Boat's on the way.
1274
01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:07,415
Come on, let's go, girls.
Boat's on the way.
1275
01:33:09,459 --> 01:33:12,837
Let's go, girls, important clients.
Boat's on the way.
1276
01:33:18,968 --> 01:33:21,304
Hey.
1277
01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:26,893
She said that it's not that bad.
Just stay with us.
1278
01:33:42,325 --> 01:33:43,493
You want in this business?
1279
01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:45,995
These are the dues.
1280
01:33:46,746 --> 01:33:50,208
The yacht can be full
of lecherous billionaires or...
1281
01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:53,253
opportunities and stepping stones.
1282
01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:55,421
Your choice.
1283
01:33:59,342 --> 01:34:02,428
No, I've seen this shit before.
This is not what I signed up for.
1284
01:34:02,554 --> 01:34:06,141
But you did sign, so,
you'll need a lawyer to get out.
1285
01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:11,896
You ever just want to say "fuck-it"?
1286
01:34:12,605 --> 01:34:18,945
Me? Every day.
Sometimes every hour.
1287
01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:23,575
Still, your best move?
1288
01:34:25,577 --> 01:34:26,578
Get on the boat.
1289
01:34:49,809 --> 01:34:51,019
Thank you, thank you.
1290
01:35:12,123 --> 01:35:13,875
Is that it?
1291
01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:16,878
When do they come back?
1292
01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:21,049
Morning. Next week.
Some not until October.
1293
01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:23,676
Shit! Shit! Shit.
1294
01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:25,803
Thank you.
1295
01:35:44,197 --> 01:35:45,573
This one is for you?
1296
01:35:46,783 --> 01:35:49,619
Yeah... pretty much.
1297
01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:52,247
There's one every year.
1298
01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:09,722
-What are you doing there?
-Me? I think the question is you?
1299
01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:12,392
I'm chasing my...
1300
01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:16,479
I'm chasing you, really.
1301
01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:20,358
Yeah? How’s that working for you?
1302
01:36:21,025 --> 01:36:22,986
I don't know, you tell me.
1303
01:36:24,279 --> 01:36:25,363
A little stalker-y, maybe?
1304
01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:29,033
Nope. It’s exactly the right amount.
1305
01:36:30,201 --> 01:36:31,953
Good, 'cause something
just brushed up against me
1306
01:36:32,036 --> 01:36:33,621
and I need to get the hell outta here.
1307
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:41,170
Wait, you didn't really blow off Harvard?
1308
01:36:42,630 --> 01:36:46,009
-I did, yeah.
-That was, like, your dream.
1309
01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:49,554
They asked me if I wanted
to defer for a year.
1310
01:36:49,762 --> 01:36:52,807
-That's awesome.
-I said no.
1311
01:36:54,392 --> 01:36:56,394
-They offered me a scholarship.
-What?
1312
01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:58,062
I said no, again.
1313
01:37:00,415 --> 01:37:01,916
I had to Heimlich my parents on that one.
1314
01:37:01,983 --> 01:37:04,110
- Both of them choking at once, seriously.
- Oh, my God.
1315
01:37:05,620 --> 01:37:07,905
Then they offered me
a visiting professorship.
1316
01:37:09,324 --> 01:37:11,909
Like, a guest lecturing kind of thing.
1317
01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:15,955
-I thought that sounded kinda cool.
-Yeah, that's really cool. That's awesome.
1318
01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:17,332
Maybe.
1319
01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:23,629
Sneaking someone into your room?
1320
01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,549
Seemed like an overdue idea.
1321
01:37:27,759 --> 01:37:28,718
Really?
1322
01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:45,360
One mistake.
1323
01:37:46,402 --> 01:37:49,447
That's it, really.
And it destroyed everything.
1324
01:37:50,531 --> 01:37:54,035
But through that, I discovered that fear
really is the killer. Sometimes...
1325
01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:57,914
you just got to say
two harmless little words, and--
1326
01:38:02,668 --> 01:38:06,923
In California, the largest single
winning ticket in an American Lotto game
1327
01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:10,343
was turned in by a homeless man today,
Douglas Ebeyer.
1328
01:38:10,551 --> 01:38:14,180
He apparently used an algorithm
to select the winning numbers.
1329
01:39:36,512 --> 01:39:39,974
{\an8}Oh, oh, oh. I got one, I got one. Ready?
1330
01:39:41,726 --> 01:39:44,270
To sail around the world.
1331
01:39:44,645 --> 01:39:46,272
- Yeah, that's a good one.
- It's good.
1332
01:39:46,355 --> 01:39:48,357
Okay, here we go.
1333
01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:52,987
Hit the game winning grand slam
in game seven of the World Series.
1334
01:39:53,070 --> 01:39:55,114
Oh! No, you can't do that.
You can't put that on your list.
1335
01:39:55,239 --> 01:39:58,159
-It defies logic and natural science.
-But it's my list.
1336
01:39:58,367 --> 01:40:01,662
I know, honey, but it's not,
it's not physiologically possible.
1337
01:40:01,996 --> 01:40:03,664
Okay.
1338
01:40:04,499 --> 01:40:07,960
-Go to a nude beach with this one.
-Wait, why is everyone naked?
1339
01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:12,173
I don't feel-- I'm so sorry,
I don't feel comfortable with that.
1340
01:40:12,298 --> 01:40:14,592
-I'm gonna upload that.
-You can delete it, right?
1341
01:40:15,092 --> 01:40:18,304
Done. Phew!
1342
01:40:20,473 --> 01:40:22,350
- It's public.
- I don't care.
1343
01:40:22,475 --> 01:40:23,434
Okay.
1344
01:40:23,768 --> 01:40:25,811
- Oh! That felt so freeing.
- Yeah?
1345
01:40:26,354 --> 01:40:27,563
You good?
1346
01:40:27,882 --> 01:40:29,632
Don't think people from work
will see that, do you?
1347
01:40:29,774 --> 01:40:31,150
I think the world will see it.
1348
01:40:31,734 --> 01:40:33,611
-Hold, hold on. There--
-Oh, Jesus.
1349
01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:34,737
-No, no, no, no.
-Okay.
1350
01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:37,114
-Call Brett, call Brett.
-Oh, no, no, no. Call Brett.
1351
01:41:09,188 --> 01:41:11,232
Where'd you get this?
Is it on? Is there a light?
1352
01:41:11,357 --> 01:41:12,316
-Yes, it's on!
-Something?
1353
01:41:12,483 --> 01:41:13,818
No, there's no light. It's daylight.
1354
01:41:14,026 --> 01:41:15,820
-You're ready? Three...
-I mean a light on the camera.
1355
01:41:15,945 --> 01:41:16,988
...two...
1356
01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,033
Babe, it's a video. It's not a picture.