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[tense tones]

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♪ ♪

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[heavy breathing]

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♪ ♪

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[heavy breathing]

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[engine revving]

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[intense music]

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♪ ♪

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[horn blares]

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‐ Dad?

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Dad!

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You're driving too fast.

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‐ [exhales]

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At the moment, mate,

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there's no such thing
as too fast, all right?

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So you just be grateful

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that I came to get you
at 1:00 in the morning

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because of a fucking pillow,

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all right?

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[tense percussive music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Can we turn around
and go back?

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To the school trip.
I've changed my mind.

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‐ You are already the boy

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who ran away
from the school trip.

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You do not want to be the boy

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who immediately ran back
to the school trip.

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‐ Will I always be the boy who
ran away from the school trip?

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‐ Oh, for‐‐no.

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It's yesterday's
chip wrappings.

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No, it's tomorrow's
chip paper‐‐what is it?

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‐ I don't know
what you're saying.

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‐ I'm just saying,
people will forget it.

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You were on a school trip,
then you weren't.

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‐ See, the thing is,

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when I realized
I didn't have my pillow,

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I just kept thinking
about having to sleep

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on a not‐mine pillow.

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And then I went outside
for some air,

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and this boy called Jacob
told the teacher

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I was having a panic attack.

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‐ But you weren't?

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‐ No, I wasn't.

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I told them
not to call you, Dad.

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‐ You've just gotta remember
to pack your pillow, mate.

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Or learn to sleep without it.
It's just a pillow.

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‐ No, I know.

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‐ [sighs]

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And I also know
it's not just a pillow.

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‐ No, I know.

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♪ ♪

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‐ In.

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‐ Hey.

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What's going on, Lukey?

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‐ I'm tired, Mum.
Could we talk tomorrow?

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‐ Sure.

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Hey‐‐hang on,
where are you off to?

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‐ I've had three
service station coffees,

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and I am wired up like
a fucking Christmas tree.

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I'm going for a drive.

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‐ Well, where will you go?

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‐ [sighs]
Around and about.

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I need to decompress,
I'm sorry.

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‐ So you're unwinding
from driving

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by doing more driving?

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ [sighs]

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[curious music]

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♪ ♪

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Hey.

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‐ Oh, uh, your mum's
on her way.

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She's been calling.

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‐ Well, what does she need
to talk about in person?

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It's either bad news
or good news,

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and I can't handle either
at the moment.

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‐ Right,
I'm gonna have a shower.

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‐ Paul?
‐ Mm‐hmm?

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‐ Where did you go last night?

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‐ Just drove around.

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‐ Okay.

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[doorbell rings]

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‐ [muffled laugh]

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‐ You're prompt,
Hi, Alex.

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both: We brought breakfast!

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‐ Oh.
[laughs]

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Great.

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‐ No pancakes for Leah.

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Kein pfannkuchen fur Leah.

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‐ Danke, Alex.

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Sometimes we speak German
to each other.

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Fuck knows why.

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‐ [as Queen Victoria]
It amuses us.

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Ava: Don't you like
pancakes, Granny?

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‐ I love them.
I just don't eat them.

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Because if I do, I balloon.

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Alex: You do not balloon.

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‐ [laughs]
‐ I'm the one who balloons.

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One slice of cheesecake
and I go full Hindenburg.

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[laughter]

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Anyways...

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‐ Anyway, anyway,

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before you start eating,

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I haven't seen much
of any of you recently

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because I have been unable
to tear myself away

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from this magnificent man here.

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‐ I wouldn't say magnificent,

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but you're absolutely
allowed to.

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‐ We've been dating
for a while now, and...

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well...

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Alex: People of our vintage
have to...

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grab our chances when we can,

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so long story short,

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I've asked Leah to marry me.

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‐ And I've said yes.

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Alex: And I booked a venue.

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‐ And I've bought my outfit.

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‐ And I've paid
for the honeymoon.

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‐ Wow, that‐‐
that's very sudden.

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‐ That's amazing, Granny.

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‐ Yeah, congratulations.

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‐ Yes, absolutely.
We couldn't be happier for you.

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Alex: So how are the pancakes?

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Leah: Who wants coffee?

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‐ Hello.
‐ Hey.

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‐ Are you okay?

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‐ Yeah, um...

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Are we okay?

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‐ Well, it's just your mum
getting married, it's...

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a pretty big thing.

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‐ Me kissing another man
is a pretty big thing.

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‐ Mm.

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‐ It's not just gonna go away
on its own.

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We can't just keep
not talking about it.

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We're not the Royal Family.

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‐ Yeah, look, I'm pretty tired.

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Let's do this later‐‐
[door clicks]

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‐ I have to tell you something.

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Luke told me something bad
and I said I wouldn't snake.

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‐ Bit late now.

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Luke.

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Oi.

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Ava says you're not going
to school tomorrow.

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‐ Thanks, snaky.

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‐ Mate?

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‐ Dad said I'd always be

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the boy who ran away
from the school trip.

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‐ I immediately retracted it.

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‐ You won't, Luke.
No one will care.

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‐ They will.

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You know they will.

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I'm not going back.

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I'm a school refuser.

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‐ You really aren't.

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‐ No one will know
about your pillow.

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‐ Jacob does.

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I love you, Mum and Dad,
but I'm not going back.

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‐ Okay, no, he's going.

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You are going to school.

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You're not gonna stay at home
because of some fucking pillow.

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Do you understand me?

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‐ I understand you.

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[steady music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ [sighs]

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Why can't life just be
really, really easy?

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That would work for me.

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‐ You still want to be with me?

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‐ Of course. Of course I do.

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After all this time,

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don't you know
how much I love you?

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‐ You have kissed someone else.

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So even if I did know,

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I'm not that convinced now.

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‐ We can't keep avoiding this.

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‐ No, we talked about it.

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You wanted it all to stop,
so you kissed someone else.

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‐ It's so much more than that.

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I feel like
a fucking husk, Paul.

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You are not a husk.

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You can spadge out babies
on your deathbed

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like Charlie fucking Chaplin.

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I feel worn

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and ugly, and for two seconds,

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I tried to pretend
I wasn't a husk,

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and I shouldn't have done it.

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But now,
we have to deal with it.

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‐ Hmm.

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I'm gonna go out.

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‐ It's midnight.

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Are you a cat burglar?

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‐ I won't be able
to sleep, Ally.

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‐ You haven't tried.

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♪ ♪

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[TV chatter]

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Paul: Come on, Luke.

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We're leaving in five.

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‐ Sorry, Dad, I'm not going.

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‐ No, no, no. Mate.

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You definitely are going.

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Get your uniform on.

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Christ.

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[TV chatter]

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‐ Mate, get up.
‐ What's going on?

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‐ Get out of that bed, Luke.

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I swear to Christ,
I'll fucking pull you out.

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‐ Paul, no. Come on.

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‐ I'm not messing around
with you.

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I will.
‐ I will sort this out.

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Just go upstairs
with Ava, please.

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‐ Hey.
‐ Yeah?

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‐ I'm calling in sick.
I'll stay with him.

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‐ Oh, this is bullshit.

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‐ I will phone the school

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and I'll explain
what's happening.

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‐ It's madness, Ally.
Fuck.

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How are we letting our child
bunk off school?

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And how have we become these
weak, useless fucking enablers?

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‐ He's having
a tough time mentally.

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‐ Well, join the club!

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Geez, if I checked out
every time I felt mentally ill,

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I'd‐‐I don't know.

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‐ Drive around London
all night?

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‐ [sighs]

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Carl?

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‐ Paul, how are you?

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‐ A rainbow 'round
my fucking shoulders, Carl.

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How are you?

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‐ Oh, you know, can't complain.

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‐ Right.

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[door slams]

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[car door slams]

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Ally: He's driving around
all fucking night

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like Robert DeNiro.

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‐ In what?

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‐ In "Taxi Driver," you div.

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What did you think I meant?

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"Meet The Fockers"

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or "Big Shitty Grandad"
or whatever it is?

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Oh, hang on,
I'll call you back, Kee.

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Hey, I can't stay home
tomorrow,

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so I'm gonna have to ask
Granny and Grandpa to come.

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‐ I can be here on my own.

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‐ No, you couldn't.

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Hi.
‐ Hi.

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‐ How was Grace's?
‐ Good.

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‐ Did you say thank you
for the lift home?

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Ava: Mum, it's me.

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I say thank you
every five seconds.

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Where's Dad?

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‐ Oh, he's not home yet.

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‐ Luke, can you help me
with my homework?

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‐ Really?

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‐ Really.

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Sorry about the pillow thing.

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‐ Yeah, right. Laugh it up.

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‐ No, I mean it.

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You know Grace knows
Jacob's sister?

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‐ Yeah, so?

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‐ Well, she says
Jacob worries a lot.

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Anxiety worries.

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‐ Jacob?

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He's really confident.

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No one ever messes with him.

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‐ Well, apparently,
he understands panic attacks

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and feeling weird and all that.

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‐ Right, okay.

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‐ I was gonna go
and talk to him.

268
00:11:09,155 --> 00:11:10,825
‐ Oh, please don't talk to him.

269
00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:12,963
‐ It could make going back
to school easier,

270
00:11:12,996 --> 00:11:14,198
and it could help Mum and Dad.

271
00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,602
They're really stressed,

272
00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:16,804
and I do not want
to spend Boxing Day

273
00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:18,741
at some dingy, rented flat

274
00:11:18,775 --> 00:11:20,712
that Dad will move into
after they've split up.

275
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,018
‐ Oh.

276
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,289
Okay, but please don't
make me look bad.

277
00:11:26,322 --> 00:11:27,759
‐ Now, do my homework.

278
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:28,761
‐ [sighs]

279
00:11:28,795 --> 00:11:31,734
[tense tones]

280
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:38,714
♪ ♪

281
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:43,023
[tense music building]

282
00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:49,837
♪ ♪

283
00:11:57,786 --> 00:11:59,923
[horn blares]

284
00:11:59,957 --> 00:12:01,259
‐ [yawns]

285
00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:04,165
[indistinct yelling]

286
00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:10,077
[phone ringing]

287
00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:19,195
‐ He's not even
picking up now.

288
00:12:19,228 --> 00:12:20,999
Are we fucked, do you think?

289
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,003
‐ Does it feel like you are?

290
00:12:23,036 --> 00:12:25,375
‐ No, I don't know.

291
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,923
[melancholy music]

292
00:12:32,956 --> 00:12:39,870
♪ ♪

293
00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,153
‐ [yawns]

294
00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:52,194
‐ Sorry. Rude.

295
00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:53,764
‐ You do look very tired,
Darren.

296
00:12:53,798 --> 00:12:55,935
‐ Well, that's being
a temporary single parent.

297
00:12:55,969 --> 00:12:58,073
Twins are hard work.
Catches up with you.

298
00:12:58,106 --> 00:12:59,977
‐ Has Karen gone
on another holiday?

299
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,112
‐ Still on the same one.

300
00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:02,382
‐ What? Jesus Christ.

301
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,918
How long has that been for now?

302
00:13:07,759 --> 00:13:08,794
‐ Nine weeks.

303
00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:14,305
She's left me, hasn't she?

304
00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:21,720
[steady music]

305
00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:28,701
♪ ♪

306
00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:31,974
‐ Hi.

307
00:13:32,007 --> 00:13:33,043
‐ Hey.

308
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,487
‐ Is Luke up?
‐ Yeah.

309
00:13:38,521 --> 00:13:40,290
I spoke
to the school yesterday.

310
00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:41,860
They were pretty supportive.

311
00:13:41,894 --> 00:13:43,497
‐ All right.
But he's going in today?

312
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,869
‐ No.
‐ Fuck's sake.

313
00:13:45,902 --> 00:13:48,273
Mate, this isn't a joke.
Do you want me to go to prison?

314
00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:50,077
‐ Why, are you gonna kill me?
‐ Of course not.

315
00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:51,380
‐ No, because you're not going
to school.

316
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,749
‐ Dad, I‐‐
‐ I am sorry

317
00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:54,285
that you're worried
about going back.

318
00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:55,989
But school is hard, Luke.

319
00:13:56,022 --> 00:13:57,291
For everyone. It just is.

320
00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:59,295
So get down there,
pack your bag,

321
00:13:59,328 --> 00:14:01,433
get your uniform on, now.

322
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,738
There is other shit going on
in this house.

323
00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:05,441
‐ Maybe you and Mum should deal
with that.

324
00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:07,044
‐ I'm sorry?
What did you say?

325
00:14:07,077 --> 00:14:08,514
‐ Paul.
‐ I don't want to go back.

326
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,451
‐ Well, I don't care.

327
00:14:10,485 --> 00:14:13,189
‐ I did have a panic attack.

328
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:15,160
‐ I knew it.
‐ Lukey.

329
00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:16,162
‐ Sorry.

330
00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:18,768
‐ What can I say, Luke?

331
00:14:18,801 --> 00:14:21,306
I'm sorry. Life's tough.

332
00:14:21,339 --> 00:14:23,511
‐ Wow. Thanks, Dad.

333
00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:25,047
‐ No, I'm trying to help you.

334
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,750
‐ Yeah, toughen me up
so I'll be just like you.

335
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:29,389
‐ Mate‐‐
‐ That's really helpful.

336
00:14:29,423 --> 00:14:32,328
[melancholy music]

337
00:14:32,361 --> 00:14:37,439
♪ ♪

338
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:40,043
‐ [sighs]

339
00:14:57,211 --> 00:15:00,785
[tape whirring]

340
00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:04,225
[static crackles]
[beeping]

341
00:15:04,258 --> 00:15:05,928
‐ Oh, fuck.

342
00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:11,507
‐ Bloody hell, have you been
in those women's toilets?

343
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:13,444
‐ No, I haven't.
‐ Ugh, they're disgusting.

344
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:14,846
They're really,
really horrible.

345
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,948
What are the men's like?

346
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:16,984
‐ Fine.

347
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,355
I only ever use the urinals.

348
00:15:19,389 --> 00:15:21,059
Can't poo at work.

349
00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:22,395
I'm not alone.
50% of men can't.

350
00:15:22,429 --> 00:15:23,363
I saw it somewhere.

351
00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:24,399
‐ Where?

352
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:26,102
‐ "Tatler."

353
00:15:26,135 --> 00:15:27,806
Oh, your phone rang.

354
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,977
‐ Oh.

355
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,212
Voicemail?
Who leaves a voicemail?

356
00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:33,384
Oh, fuck, it's Paul.

357
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,120
Paul: Hey, hon, it's me.

358
00:15:35,153 --> 00:15:37,859
Um...

359
00:15:37,892 --> 00:15:41,065
listen, I've been thinking
about what Luke said,

360
00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:43,269
about us needing to...

361
00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:47,344
get our shit together,
and maybe I have been...

362
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,283
not a prick as such, but...

363
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,420
well, I haven't helped.

364
00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:53,156
Put it that way.

365
00:15:53,189 --> 00:15:56,162
Anyway, I'm in tonight.
I won't be driving around.

366
00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:57,999
So let's talk.

367
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,369
Okay, see you.

368
00:15:59,403 --> 00:16:03,143
‐ Oh, good.
That is good progress.

369
00:16:03,176 --> 00:16:04,980
‐ Oh, I was wrong.

370
00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:06,517
It wasn't "Tatler."
it was "LADbible."

371
00:16:09,188 --> 00:16:12,227
[beeping]

372
00:16:12,261 --> 00:16:14,031
‐ Did you touch that?
‐ No.

373
00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:15,902
Why would I touch that?

374
00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:18,908
[rock music]

375
00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:23,517
♪ ♪

376
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,588
‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.

377
00:16:25,621 --> 00:16:26,990
‐ Where are the kids?

378
00:16:27,024 --> 00:16:28,326
‐ Ava just got back
from Grace's,

379
00:16:28,359 --> 00:16:30,431
and she went straight down
to Luke's room.

380
00:16:30,465 --> 00:16:32,301
‐ Right.
Well, thank you so much.

381
00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:34,038
You guys been okay?

382
00:16:34,071 --> 00:16:37,111
‐ We've watched the whole
first series of "The Wire".

383
00:16:37,144 --> 00:16:38,179
‐ Not with Luke?

384
00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:39,516
‐ School sent him some work,

385
00:16:39,549 --> 00:16:42,121
so he did it downstairs.

386
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:44,024
‐ Is Luke off school
again tomorrow?

387
00:16:44,058 --> 00:16:47,197
‐ Yeah, so you could start
on season two.

388
00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:50,203
[whimsical music]

389
00:16:50,237 --> 00:16:56,550
♪ ♪

390
00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:59,088
‐ Don't drop that on yourself.

391
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,958
‐ Little 'kash on my top?
[laughter]

392
00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:02,161
‐ I had a white school shirt,

393
00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:04,031
and Granny never let me eat
anything in it.

394
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,935
‐ Do you think Granny will wear
white to her wedding?

395
00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:07,439
‐ Mm, definitely.

396
00:17:07,472 --> 00:17:09,208
‐ Plus 40 bridesmaids,
a tiara, and glass slippers.

397
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:10,445
‐ [laughs]

398
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:14,018
‐ I'm going to school tomorrow.

399
00:17:16,255 --> 00:17:18,627
‐ Okay. Well, great.

400
00:17:18,661 --> 00:17:19,629
‐ How come?

401
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,199
‐ Ava spoke to Jacob.

402
00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:22,635
He gets anxious too.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

403
00:17:22,669 --> 00:17:24,338
‐ So he told everyone
that I got sent home

404
00:17:24,372 --> 00:17:26,109
from the school trip
for smoking outside.

405
00:17:26,142 --> 00:17:28,213
‐ I like the sound of Jacob.
‐ Hmm.

406
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:30,050
‐ Everyone thinks I'm a legend.

407
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,119
‐ Well, that's good, mate.

408
00:17:31,152 --> 00:17:34,058
That's very good.

409
00:17:34,091 --> 00:17:35,360
Look, I know I've been hard
on you, Luke.

410
00:17:35,394 --> 00:17:36,964
I hope you don't hate me
too much.

411
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:41,038
‐ No.

412
00:17:41,072 --> 00:17:43,577
‐ It's 'cause I love you,
you know.

413
00:17:43,611 --> 00:17:47,050
‐ I know.

414
00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:48,052
‐ No!
‐ Oh.

415
00:17:48,086 --> 00:17:49,255
‐ Uh‐oh.

416
00:17:49,288 --> 00:17:51,092
‐ What did I say?
I literally said it.

417
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,327
‐ I'm sorry.

418
00:17:52,361 --> 00:17:53,998
‐ I'm not washing that.
You're washing that.

419
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,735
‐ On the banks of the Thames.
[laughter]

420
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:58,239
Two bloody great rocks
in your hand.

421
00:17:58,273 --> 00:18:01,245
[relaxed music]

422
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:07,257
♪ ♪

423
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:13,136
‐ Look, I know that people
sometimes kiss other people.

424
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:14,406
I'm not an idiot.

425
00:18:14,439 --> 00:18:15,741
‐ Oh, shit,
we're doing this now?

426
00:18:15,775 --> 00:18:17,077
‐ Yes. I thought you wanted to.

427
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,246
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, just‐‐

428
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:20,350
can I just get
the dishwasher on?

429
00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:22,555
[dishwasher beeping]

430
00:18:22,589 --> 00:18:24,426
‐ Okay. Wait, sorry.
It's not starting.

431
00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:26,262
‐ Fuck's sake.

432
00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:32,442
[dishwasher beeps, whirs]

433
00:18:32,475 --> 00:18:34,412
‐ Yes. Sorry. Okay.

434
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,717
‐ Good?

435
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,589
It's‐‐yeah.
Um...

436
00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:43,464
I feel so bad
about what happened because...

437
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,135
I wanted you to feel...

438
00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:48,039
beautiful.

439
00:18:48,072 --> 00:18:50,444
And now that we're not
gonna have another baby,

440
00:18:50,478 --> 00:18:52,715
I won't get the chance

441
00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:54,051
to be a better dad.

442
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:56,456
I mean, to have another go.

443
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:59,328
I was sure I'd be
so much better with a new one.

444
00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:01,700
‐ I understand.

445
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:03,169
Luke's okay, Paul.

446
00:19:03,203 --> 00:19:05,541
‐ Yeah, I'm not sure,
'cause‐‐

447
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:09,181
he hasn't got any friends.

448
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,352
I mean, not a single one,
I don't think.

449
00:19:11,386 --> 00:19:15,227
He's just this loner, and...

450
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:16,362
that's not healthy.

451
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:18,066
I mean, I know this kid
helped out,

452
00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:19,436
and that's lovely,

453
00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:24,078
but fundamentally,
Luke is a troubled boy

454
00:19:24,111 --> 00:19:27,084
with a pillow problem.

455
00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:29,756
‐ We'll get it sorted.
We just have to be patient.

456
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,192
‐ Hmm.

457
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:37,639
‐ You're not a husk, you know.

458
00:19:37,672 --> 00:19:40,110
‐ Clinically, I am, actually.

459
00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:42,180
[solemn music]

460
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,084
It‐‐it, um‐‐
it feels quite shit

461
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:45,388
knowing that you can't
go back either.

462
00:19:45,421 --> 00:19:47,190
Like, just‐‐

463
00:19:47,224 --> 00:19:48,527
you really can't go back.

464
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,800
♪ ♪

465
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,704
‐ Well, I can spadge out babies
on my deathbed.

466
00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:56,476
‐ [laughs]
You can.

467
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,687
It wasn't even a proper kiss.

468
00:20:04,392 --> 00:20:06,663
And I regretted it
the moment it happened.

469
00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:08,099
‐ But you wanted to.

470
00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:11,807
‐ I didn't want to.
I just...did.

471
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,875
‐ What's that mean?

472
00:20:12,909 --> 00:20:15,548
‐ It means I was a dick, once.

473
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,617
‐ Once?

474
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,254
‐ Once. That's all.

475
00:20:21,192 --> 00:20:22,562
Stop now, okay? Enough.

476
00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:25,635
Just‐‐let's be friends, please.

477
00:20:25,668 --> 00:20:27,739
Friends again.

478
00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:32,114
♪ ♪

479
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,386
‐ Let's try that, then.

480
00:20:34,419 --> 00:20:41,332
♪ ♪

481
00:20:45,608 --> 00:20:47,478
‐ Oh, fucking pillow.

482
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,187
Shh, shh, shh. Go on, then.

483
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,826
Good boy. There you go.

484
00:20:54,859 --> 00:21:01,773
♪ ♪

485
00:21:08,219 --> 00:21:11,158
[steady music]

486
00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:13,329
♪ ♪

487
00:21:13,363 --> 00:21:14,432
Ally: Come on.

488
00:21:16,436 --> 00:21:17,572
[gasp]
Oh, bugger and piss.

489
00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:18,741
I meant to call you.

490
00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:19,743
‐ What?

491
00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:21,178
‐ Oh, shit.

492
00:21:21,212 --> 00:21:22,180
‐ Morning.

493
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,550
‐ He's going in.

494
00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:26,556
‐ Good on you, Lukey.
‐ Huh.

495
00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:28,761
‐ We'll watch "The Wire"
some other time.

496
00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:30,865
We've still got hours
of "Bergerac" on video

497
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,669
to catch up on.

498
00:21:32,702 --> 00:21:34,572
‐ Mum, Dad,
we better make a move.

499
00:21:34,606 --> 00:21:35,875
Thanks for coming.
Sorry about that.

500
00:21:35,908 --> 00:21:37,745
Ava‐‐Ava, have a good day
at school,

501
00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,348
I love you. See you.

502
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,586
Ally: Why don't you walk
with us?

503
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,156
Yeah?

504
00:21:45,394 --> 00:21:46,763
‐ Well done, mate.

505
00:21:46,797 --> 00:21:47,832
I know it's scary.

506
00:21:47,865 --> 00:21:49,536
‐ Yeah.

507
00:21:51,907 --> 00:21:53,911
Yeah, it's gonna be
all right, though.

508
00:21:53,944 --> 00:22:00,891
♪ ♪