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‐ [inhales deeply]

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Oh, boy.
Okay.

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‐ Just stick it in me!

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‐ All right.
Coming up.

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Hmm.

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‐ Just get it over with.

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‐ Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.

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Shit.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

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Ally: Stick it in!
‐ Okay, I'm about to.

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I just don't wanna hurt you.

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‐ Just get on with it.
‐ Okay, fine. Fuck it.

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‐ Ow!
‐ Oh, sh‐‐

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‐ Jesus, fuck me ragged.
Paul: I'm sorry.

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I'm sor‐‐
I'm really, really sorry.

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‐ All you're meant to do
is just stick the needle in.

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That's all you gotta do.
‐ I know.

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I'm really sorry‐‐
I thought that's what I did.

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I'm sorry.
‐ [sighs]

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‐ Fuck, you're doing
brilliantly.

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‐ No, I'm not.

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I'm being an absolute
lunatic asshole.

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I could very easily
bite someone's face.

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I just‐‐I want it done.

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‐ Egg harvesting soon.

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‐ Oh, fucking joy.

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‐ No, I just‐‐I just meant
it's a minor procedure.

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‐ Minor?

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You try having a needle
shoved up your vagina.

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‐ I meant minor as in
it's 20 minutes.

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[sighs]

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I‐‐I know that you're doing
the doggy work here.

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‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ All right?

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And you're right.

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I wouldn't wanna have
a needle

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shoved up my vagina.

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But I promise you

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it will be worth it.

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‐ Will it?

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‐ Yes.

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‐ Ugh, when are we gonna
get rid of all this stuff?

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‐ I've gotta do
a charity shop run.

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Then we'll have more space.

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‐ We'll always need more space.

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We're like goldfish.
We grow to fit the tank.

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[surreal music]

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No, you're looking
at it all wrong.

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How can you not see it?

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‐ I can see its head.
I can't see its wings.

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‐ No, what you're seeing
as its head

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is actually its head
and its wings.

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[laughs]
‐ Twat.

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I love our thing of seeing
pictures and patterns

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in the damp, Ally,
and I fucking love it,

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but I am wondering‐‐

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‐ Should we move?
‐ Yeah.

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‐ Mm.
‐ Stop renting.

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Buy somewhere bigger.

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Room to swing a cat.

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‐ Two cats.
[both chuckle]

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‐ Take out a crippling mortgage

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and spend all our savings.

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‐ Okay, fuck it.

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I mean, what could possibly
go wrong?

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‐ Just everything.
‐ [chuckles]

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♪ ♪

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Fuck, I can see its wings.

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‐ Yeah!
‐ [laughs]

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‐ [chuckles]

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Paul: [moans]

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[groovy music]

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♪ ♪

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[exhales sharply]

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♪ ♪

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Knock, knock.
Luke: Come in.

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‐ You all right, mate?

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Broadstairs
in 40 minutes, yeah?

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‐ Do I need a jacket?
‐ Probably.

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Is it okay if I put this
down here

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temporarily?
‐ What is it?

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Paul: It's a load
of your old stuff.

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Needs to go
to the charity shop.

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We've already filled up
our bedroom.

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‐ Do I have to have it in here?

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Can't Ava have it in her room?

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At least she's got a room.

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I've only got an area.

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‐ No, sure.
Okay.

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I'll just hoick it
back up four flights

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of stairs to Ava's room.

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‐ Okay, it's fine.
Leave it there.

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Paul: It won't be for long.

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Just need to make some space
for other stuff.

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‐ I wish I had a proper room.

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‐ I know.
One day, maybe.

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‐ What is there
in Broadstairs, Dad?

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‐ Fuck all squared.

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But apparently Granny
and Grandad wanna live there.

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And die there, I suppose.

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‐ Oh.

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♪ ♪

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[siren wailing]

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Alex: Eggs‐‐

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in the fridge
or out of the fridge?

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I'm an outie.
Leah: Me too.

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That's why I still
have a pantry.

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‐ Hi, Mum.
Leah: Hello, darling.

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‐ Hi.
‐ Nice to see you again, Ally.

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‐ Nice to see you too, Alex.

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‐ This is an unexpected visit.

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Everything all right
down below?

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‐ Mum!

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‐ Ally's going through IVF.

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‐ Oh.
I'm sorry.

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My youngest went through it.
It's very tough.

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‐ Yes, it is.
Yeah.

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‐ Why are you here?

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I mean, it's lovely
to see you, but‐‐

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‐ We're having a clear‐out
of old clothes and stuff,

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and I found this hanging
on the back of a door.

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‐ Oh, look.
My gorgeous Hobbs jacket.

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‐ That's really lovely.

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And that's a wonderful color
for you.

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‐ Would you like coffee‐‐
or lunch?

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Alex is cooking.

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‐ Oh, no, thanks.
I better go.

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We're going down to Broadstairs
today with Jim and Jackie

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'cause they're thinking
of doing a council house swap.

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So what are you cooking, Alex?

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‐ Ham, egg, and chips.

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It's not Heston,
but it does the job.

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‐ Alex makes
the most incredible chips.

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‐ You're eating chips?

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‐ Of course.
Why wouldn't I?

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‐ Uh, the calories,
the carbs, the fat.

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They are solid food, Mum.

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‐ Your mum
doesn't need to worry

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about that kind of nonsense.

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I'll take the rest
of the shopping in.

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It was lovely
to see you again, Ally.

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‐ Yes.
And to you, Alex.

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You look beautiful, Mum.

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‐ I suppose that's what
falling in love does for you.

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‐ Oh, wow.
‐ I know.

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Sometimes I catch him
smiling at me for no reason.

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That's really nice, isn't it?

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‐ Okay.
Right.

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I better get going.

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‐ Are you all right, Ally?

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Do you want to talk?

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‐ I do, yeah, but, you know,
not now.

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It's just all these injections
and shit.

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Just feeling a bit
all over the place.

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But you go and have your chips.

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I'll‐‐we'll catch up later,
yeah?

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[intriguing percussive music]

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♪ ♪

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Luke: What's so great
about Broadstairs, Grandad?

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‐ It's real.

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Proper real people live here

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doing proper real things,

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speaking with proper real
accents.

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‐ Whereas everyone in London
is just pretend.

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‐ Yes, more or less.
‐ Right.

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‐ Our area's gone to the dogs‐‐

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the pedigree dogs.

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Why are the middle classes
so discontent?

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Constantly changing stuff.

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‐ There's builders
down our road every day.

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Why can't people just sit
and enjoy what they have?

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‐ Don't know.
Jim: It's looking a lot smarter

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round here than I remember.

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Is that a deli there?

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And a gallery.

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Fuck my old boots.

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‐ Thing is, if you two do
your council house swap now...

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‐ I know,
it won't be good for you

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for getting free childcare
for the new baby.

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Paul: No, no, not that‐‐
well, yeah, a bit that

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but not that, no.

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We want you to be near us

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so that we can look after you

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when you become,
you know, decrepit.

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‐ Yeah, but the sea air
is gonna make us healthier.

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It's what people our age need.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ And no stairs.

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‐ And that manuka honey
that's good for arthritis.

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Or is it eyesight?

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‐ How long will they keep
that poor baby of yours

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in the test tube for, Ally?

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‐ Mum, there's no baby yet.

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‐ And they don't keep babies
in test tubes.

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‐ Mum's given hormones to make
her produce lots of eggs.

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Then they're put in
with dad's sperm

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in a sort of chamber.

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‐ Right.
Who wants an ice cream?

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[mellow music]

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♪ ♪

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[gulls squawking]

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‐ Bit weird,
not having an upstairs.

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‐ Right?

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And where are you gonna
hide the bodies

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of the people you murder?

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‐ Exactly.

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‐ I like it, Jim.

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This settee is lovely.

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‐ Well, they won't leave
the settee, Mum.

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‐ You'll have to move too,
won't you, Paul,

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what with the new arrival?

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‐ Nothing's arriving yet.

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We're still
on the checkout page.

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‐ It's a death trap,
your place,

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especially for a baby.

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‐ Well, Ava and Luke
survived it,

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so we'll all be fine.

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‐ Where's it gonna sleep‐‐
the baby?

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‐ In a cot when it exists,

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which it doesn't yet.

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‐ Lovely new combi‐boiler
they've got here.

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‐ Will they leave
the boiler, Paul?

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‐ [chuckles]

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Oh, yeah.
They'll leave the boiler.

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[intriguing music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ That was properly great.

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It was really,
really good food.

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‐ Eight chips.

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I got eight chips with
that fish and chips‐‐eight.

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‐ That cod was the size
of a sardine too.

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‐ Hang on;
you two always leave

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half your fish and chips
and say that it was too much.

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‐ Well, you want the option
to leave loads on your plate.

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[sighs]

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This used to be
a very different place.

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‐ Yeah.
Jim: Formica tables.

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Those ketchup things
shaped like tomatoes.

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Wipe‐clean menus
they never wipe clean.

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‐ That sounds horrible.

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‐ Aye, it was.

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But at least it wasn't poncey.

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‐ Nice bit of fish be good
for your bionic baby, Ally.

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Paul: No, she's not pregnant
yet, Mum.

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She's being harvested tomorrow
and then...

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‐ Harvested?
Paul: Mm‐hmm.

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Jim: Jesus Christ.

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‐ They say I've got
super sperm.

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Which is‐‐you know, it's...

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‐ After I had you, Paul...
‐ Mm‐hmm?

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‐ My body refused
any more babies.

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Flat‐out refused.

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Jim: Yep,
it just shut up shop,

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like Woolworths.
Paul: Right.

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‐ According to my magazine,
Ally,

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you could have twins

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if they put enough eggs
back in you.

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‐ I'm just gonna pop
to the loo.

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Paul: Ah.

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00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:56,650
You two, could you
give it a rest, please?

258
00:08:56,683 --> 00:08:58,219
She's hormonal.
You're not helping.

259
00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,092
‐ Sorry.
‐ Sorry.

260
00:09:02,227 --> 00:09:04,331
‐ [groans]

261
00:09:04,364 --> 00:09:06,737
‐ You were almost a twin, Paul.

262
00:09:06,770 --> 00:09:08,139
‐ Yeah, what?

263
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,576
‐ You absorbed your brother

264
00:09:09,609 --> 00:09:11,212
or sister in the womb.

265
00:09:11,245 --> 00:09:12,615
‐ Absorbed?

266
00:09:12,648 --> 00:09:14,586
‐ Vanishing twin.

267
00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:16,757
More common than you'd think,
apparently.

268
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,992
‐ No, it's not,

269
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:18,994
'cause babies don't absorb
other babies.

270
00:09:19,027 --> 00:09:20,330
‐ They do, you know.

271
00:09:20,363 --> 00:09:21,867
‐ Well, you were young,

272
00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,704
so you don't remember.

273
00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:26,710
[surreal music]

274
00:09:26,743 --> 00:09:27,678
♪ ♪

275
00:09:29,114 --> 00:09:31,018
‐ It's a lovely kitchen.

276
00:09:31,051 --> 00:09:32,220
‐ Crisp, clean lines.

277
00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:34,024
It's been designed.

278
00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:35,226
‐ Has it?
Brilliant.

279
00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,765
‐ It's bespoke.
Sleek yet practical.

280
00:09:37,799 --> 00:09:40,170
‐ Like a puma.

281
00:09:40,203 --> 00:09:41,773
‐ Indeed.
[laughs]

282
00:09:41,807 --> 00:09:44,712
[cell phone buzzing]

283
00:09:45,681 --> 00:09:46,783
Ah.
I'm so sorry.

284
00:09:46,817 --> 00:09:47,919
Do you mind if I just...

285
00:09:47,952 --> 00:09:49,121
‐ Yeah, of course.
‐ It's fine.

286
00:09:49,154 --> 00:09:51,760
‐ Why don't you guys
carry on exploring?

287
00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:53,129
Take your time.

288
00:09:53,162 --> 00:09:54,632
‐ Thanks.

289
00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:56,736
[emotional ambient music]

290
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:59,776
As you see,
these stairs are designed.

291
00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:01,178
‐ Oh, wow.
But are they bespoke?

292
00:10:01,212 --> 00:10:04,017
‐ They're the bespokiest stairs
known to humankind.

293
00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:06,055
‐ Oh.
Bespoke like a motherfucker.

294
00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,894
‐ So this is the...sex room.

295
00:10:08,927 --> 00:10:10,196
‐ Really? Is it?

296
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,265
‐ Let's see the rest
of the house first, though.

297
00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:12,400
‐ Yeah. Oh.

298
00:10:12,434 --> 00:10:14,004
[both laugh]

299
00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:16,643
‐ So in there?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

300
00:10:16,676 --> 00:10:18,914
‐ Sex room.
[both laugh]

301
00:10:18,947 --> 00:10:19,916
Here is another...

302
00:10:19,949 --> 00:10:21,051
sex room, yeah,

303
00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:23,189
if you ever feel
the need for more.

304
00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,726
‐ Very sensible.
What about upstairs?

305
00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:26,863
‐ Oh, that is a home office.
‐ Oh.

306
00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:27,932
‐ I'm kidding.
It's a sex room.

307
00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:30,303
‐ Yeah?
[laughs]

308
00:10:30,336 --> 00:10:32,407
I love this place, Paul.

309
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,344
‐ Yeah.

310
00:10:34,378 --> 00:10:35,915
Fuck it.
Let's put in an offer.

311
00:10:35,948 --> 00:10:37,184
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.

312
00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:38,286
‐ Oh, my God.

313
00:10:38,319 --> 00:10:39,823
We're gonna have a house
with stairs.

314
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,025
‐ Fucking tons of stairs!

315
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,027
‐ Ah!

316
00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:45,166
[waves crashing]

317
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,837
Paul: That tide's
really coming in.

318
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:49,676
[dog barking,
gulls squawking]

319
00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,915
‐ Dad, take my phone.
‐ What?

320
00:10:52,949 --> 00:10:53,984
‐ I don't want it to get wet.

321
00:10:54,017 --> 00:10:55,855
Paul: Okay.

322
00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,059
He just gave me his phone.
‐ Yeah.

323
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,829
‐ By choice.

324
00:10:59,863 --> 00:11:01,031
He surrendered his weapon.

325
00:11:01,065 --> 00:11:03,770
My God.

326
00:11:03,804 --> 00:11:05,206
You see what some fresh air
can do?

327
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,348
[sighs, chuckles]

328
00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:11,252
I suppose if they do
get a place down here,

329
00:11:11,285 --> 00:11:13,389
we can visit at the weekends.

330
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:14,859
Buy a beach hut, maybe.

331
00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,262
‐ They cost thousands.

332
00:11:16,295 --> 00:11:17,798
‐ All right,
rent one, then,

333
00:11:17,832 --> 00:11:19,736
or camp
in Mum and Dad's garden.

334
00:11:19,769 --> 00:11:21,205
‐ What, with a new baby?

335
00:11:21,238 --> 00:11:23,209
‐ Well, people do all sorts
with a new baby:

336
00:11:23,242 --> 00:11:24,712
go to festivals,

337
00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:26,148
shoplift.

338
00:11:26,181 --> 00:11:28,019
[rock skipping]

339
00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:29,822
‐ Whoo!
Paul: Hey!

340
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,858
Nice one, mate!

341
00:11:33,129 --> 00:11:35,333
You can be a kid again
on the beach, can't you?

342
00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:38,272
Oh, God.

343
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,842
We could get a dog.

344
00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,212
‐ What, and leave it
in the beach hut

345
00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:42,748
for two weeks at a time
until we come back down?

346
00:11:42,782 --> 00:11:44,151
It would starve.

347
00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:46,021
And we can't have a fucking dog
at home, Paul.

348
00:11:46,055 --> 00:11:47,090
Jesus Christ.

349
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,760
‐ No, I know.
It's daft.

350
00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:51,165
I just feel like, you know...

351
00:11:51,198 --> 00:11:52,400
‐ Irritating.

352
00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:54,037
‐ Infused, actually...
‐ All right.

353
00:11:54,071 --> 00:11:56,108
‐ Is what I feel.
‐ Sorry.

354
00:11:56,141 --> 00:11:58,847
‐ There is something
about the air

355
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,418
and the space
and the light.

356
00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:04,324
It's‐‐it's different.
It's hopeful.

357
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:07,364
‐ It is.
Yeah.

358
00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,268
It's really, really nice here.
It is.

359
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,173
For a few hours.

360
00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:13,309
When are we heading back?

361
00:12:13,342 --> 00:12:16,315
[groovy music]

362
00:12:16,348 --> 00:12:21,860
♪ ♪

363
00:12:21,893 --> 00:12:23,396
‐ Sorry, could you
say that again, please?

364
00:12:23,429 --> 00:12:25,333
‐ It says,
"Potent as a 25‐year‐old."

365
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:27,939
‐ Right, it says that on that
piece of paper, does it?

366
00:12:27,972 --> 00:12:29,308
‐ Yes.

367
00:12:29,341 --> 00:12:30,511
‐ Can I have a copy
of that or...

368
00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:34,151
‐ At the moment,
your sperm is being put

369
00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:35,486
through a high‐speed
wash and spin cycle

370
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:38,192
to find the healthiest ones.

371
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,762
‐ Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it?

372
00:12:39,796 --> 00:12:41,298
‐ Yeah, it's pretty amazing,
yeah.

373
00:12:41,332 --> 00:12:43,804
‐ It will then be placed
with Ally's best eggs.

374
00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:45,473
And, Ally, we'll switch you
to another medication

375
00:12:45,507 --> 00:12:48,412
to prepare your uterus lining
for the implant.

376
00:12:49,147 --> 00:12:51,218
‐ Terrific.
[chuckles awkwardly]

377
00:12:51,251 --> 00:12:54,091
[light ambient music]

378
00:12:54,124 --> 00:12:55,961
♪ ♪

379
00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:57,364
[sighs]
Ah.

380
00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:59,167
Kee, ugh.
Thank God.

381
00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:01,940
I really need to just talk
at you for two solid hours

382
00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:03,977
about IVF
and fucking Broadstairs

383
00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:05,948
and have you nod your head
and say, "Poor you."

384
00:13:05,981 --> 00:13:07,384
So I've ordered you a martini
and loads of chips.

385
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,388
‐ Oh, Ally, I'm so sorry,

386
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,526
but I've just come to say
I can't do this.

387
00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,462
Tony's just gone
into hospital.

388
00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:14,899
‐ Oh, my God.

389
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,503
Keeley: Oh, it's nothing
too serious.

390
00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:18,105
So I can stay
for a really quick drink,

391
00:13:18,139 --> 00:13:19,341
but then I do need to‐‐

392
00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:21,513
‐ Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's fine.

393
00:13:21,546 --> 00:13:23,316
It's fine.
You go. Go.

394
00:13:23,349 --> 00:13:24,986
Your stepdad needs you.

395
00:13:25,019 --> 00:13:26,388
Keeley: Yeah, but my
best friend needs me too.

396
00:13:26,422 --> 00:13:28,860
‐ Oh, it's fine.
It'll wait.

397
00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:30,964
‐ Is there a substitute friend
you can get here instead of me

398
00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:33,503
to drink martinis
and nod at you?

399
00:13:33,537 --> 00:13:34,972
‐ [sighs]
No.

400
00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:37,177
There's no replacement
for you, Kee.

401
00:13:38,312 --> 00:13:40,383
‐ Well, this is unexpected.

402
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:43,356
‐ Yeah, I just thought
that we hadn't

403
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,859
spoken to each other for ages

404
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,462
apart from our boring old work.

405
00:13:46,496 --> 00:13:49,334
‐ True.
It's good to talk.

406
00:13:49,368 --> 00:13:51,472
That was an advert, wasn't it,
for phones?

407
00:13:51,506 --> 00:13:53,009
Imagine a world where people

408
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,979
needed encouraging
to use a phone.

409
00:13:55,013 --> 00:13:56,015
‐ I know. Mad.

410
00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:57,551
Darren: These are great chips.

411
00:13:57,585 --> 00:14:00,156
Triple‐cooked, probably.

412
00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:02,360
Triple's the least these days,
isn't it?

413
00:14:02,394 --> 00:14:03,897
Do you remember when people
used to cook them once?

414
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,966
Idiots.

415
00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:07,237
‐ [chuckles]
Yeah.

416
00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:08,907
Um, how are the girls?

417
00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:10,309
Darren:
Fine, in a‐‐yeah‐‐sense.

418
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,913
Mm.

419
00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:13,249
‐ In what sort of sense?

420
00:14:13,282 --> 00:14:15,420
‐ Well, you know,
how you took your Luke

421
00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:17,558
to be diagnosed,
anxiety, et cetera?

422
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:18,860
Ally: Yeah.
‐ Well, I took the girls

423
00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:20,631
because I was convinced
they had ADHD.

424
00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:22,267
But according
to the psychologist,

425
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,037
they're just
really badly behaved.

426
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,974
‐ Right.
Darren: Mm.

427
00:14:26,008 --> 00:14:27,177
‐ Yeah.

428
00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,147
‐ [inhales deeply]

429
00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:32,187
And Karen‐‐are you guys
on speaking terms again?

430
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:33,557
‐ Not really.

431
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,028
She blames me
for the girls' behavior

432
00:14:36,061 --> 00:14:38,065
because they're twins
and she didn't want twins

433
00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:39,902
and I "made her
go through IVF."

434
00:14:39,936 --> 00:14:41,271
‐ Right.

435
00:14:41,305 --> 00:14:43,342
Darren: It was a joint
decision, obviously.

436
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,179
I'm not an assertive person,

437
00:14:45,213 --> 00:14:47,417
but she doesn't remember it
like that.

438
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,454
[sighs]

439
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,624
Anyway, enough, uh,

440
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,895
boring IVF tedium.

441
00:14:52,928 --> 00:14:54,398
What do you fancy
talking about?

442
00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:58,072
‐ Uh...nothing specifically.

443
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,408
‐ Mm.

444
00:15:01,345 --> 00:15:04,317
[tense music]

445
00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:08,058
♪ ♪

446
00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:09,629
Paul: [sighs]

447
00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:11,031
‐ Yes, I did have some wine.

448
00:15:11,064 --> 00:15:12,200
‐ [chuckles]

449
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,972
That's fine.
I wasn't going to ask.

450
00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:17,511
I don't wanna be drink Hitler.

451
00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:19,481
Or any Hitler, really.

452
00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:23,088
I've been researching
while you were out.

453
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,627
‐ Researching what?

454
00:15:25,661 --> 00:15:27,932
‐ Possibly moving out
of London.

455
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:29,101
‐ Paul.

456
00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:30,336
‐ It's just
a thought experiment.

457
00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:32,508
I know we've not discussed it.
‐ At all.

458
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:34,946
‐ But we need space, don't we?

459
00:15:34,979 --> 00:15:36,048
‐ Yes.

460
00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:37,651
‐ Luke needs a proper bedroom.

461
00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:39,622
We need a garden,
space for the new baby.

462
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,358
‐ There isn't a baby yet.

463
00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:42,661
‐ And we can't afford
anywhere bigger

464
00:15:42,695 --> 00:15:45,133
in London, can we?
‐ No, but, like‐‐

465
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:49,007
‐ We could sell this place
for a fortune?

466
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,513
Live an hour out of London
in a mansion‐‐

467
00:15:51,546 --> 00:15:53,415
I mean, all right, maybe not
an hour for a mansion.

468
00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:55,153
Maybe 90 minutes, but still.

469
00:15:55,186 --> 00:15:57,558
I could buy a waxed jacket,

470
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:59,996
grow courgettes, and leave
all the stress behind.

471
00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:02,133
‐ Courgettes, f...

472
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:04,137
‐ Broadstairs was nice, Ally.

473
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,273
It was really nice.

474
00:16:05,306 --> 00:16:06,408
The kids loved it.

475
00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:07,410
‐ I didn't love it.

476
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,247
I love this house‐‐our house.

477
00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:10,551
And I love London.

478
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:12,287
Paul: Luke skimmed a stone
in the sea.

479
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,557
[laughs]
You know?

480
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:16,028
He gave me his phone.

481
00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:17,998
Ava wouldn't have
to grow up so fast.

482
00:16:18,032 --> 00:16:21,305
She wouldn't have
to be street smart.

483
00:16:21,338 --> 00:16:22,708
We could buy our dream home.

484
00:16:22,741 --> 00:16:24,712
‐ This is my dream home.

485
00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:26,048
♪ ♪

486
00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:27,317
I don't wanna move, Paul.

487
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:28,687
I'm going to sleep.

488
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,325
♪ ♪

489
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,663
Paul: [sighs]

490
00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:37,738
♪ ♪

491
00:16:41,245 --> 00:16:42,213
Luke: Where's my bag?

492
00:16:42,247 --> 00:16:43,550
Ava: There's your bag.

493
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,587
Luke: Here's my bag.
‐ Hi.

494
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,558
‐ Hey.
‐ Why didn't you wake me?

495
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,595
‐ I wanted you to rest
before the procedure.

496
00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:51,231
‐ Well, I'm taking Ava
to tae kwon do, right?

497
00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:52,300
‐ I can do it.

498
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,335
‐ No, it's fine.
I will.

499
00:16:53,369 --> 00:16:54,505
‐ It's no bother.

500
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:55,473
You should probably
be taking it easy.

501
00:16:55,507 --> 00:16:56,643
‐ It's fine.
I will be fine.

502
00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:59,114
I am just taking her
to tae kwon do.

503
00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:00,517
I'm not doing tae kwon do.

504
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:03,055
‐ No, I know.
It's just, this pregnancy‐‐

505
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:06,061
potential pregnancy is special.

506
00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:08,600
Like the other two,
but it feels more fragile.

507
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,635
You sure you don't want me
to come with you?

508
00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:11,338
‐ Yeah.
It's fine.

509
00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:13,075
I think I will feel calmer
on my own, less pressure.

510
00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:14,612
‐ Okay.

511
00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:15,781
Ally: Quick shower.
‐ All right.

512
00:17:15,814 --> 00:17:17,217
‐ Can we get takeaway tonight?

513
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,753
‐ No, darling.

514
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,358
Mum needs proper
nutritious food at the moment:

515
00:17:21,391 --> 00:17:23,630
oily fish, nuts and seeds,

516
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,099
all that stuff‐‐chard.

517
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:26,201
‐ And a rogan josh.

518
00:17:26,235 --> 00:17:27,771
‐ No, not bloody rogan josh.

519
00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:30,777
[intriguing music]

520
00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:37,625
♪ ♪

521
00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:41,198
At this very moment,

522
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:43,737
Ally's embryos and my sperm

523
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:45,507
are being placed in her uterus.

524
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,611
‐ Paul, shut up.

525
00:17:47,645 --> 00:17:49,114
‐ Sorry.

526
00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,351
‐ [inhales sharply]

527
00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:55,527
‐ Oh, we decided against
the bungalow at Broadstairs.

528
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,130
‐ Oh, okay.

529
00:17:57,163 --> 00:18:00,269
‐ Turns out, it's just as
poncey down there as here.

530
00:18:00,303 --> 00:18:02,307
I didn't realize.

531
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,311
So we're staying put.

532
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,781
Better the ponces you know.

533
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:10,590
‐ Actually, we're thinking
of moving.

534
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:12,160
Maybe by the sea.

535
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:13,763
Not Broadstairs necessarily,

536
00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:15,667
but, uh, Brighton

537
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:16,803
or somewhere further out‐‐
Norfolk.

538
00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:18,540
‐ Norfolk?

539
00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:20,811
That's in fucking Norfolk.

540
00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:23,550
I thought you wanted to be
near your mum and me.

541
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,286
Is this what Ally wants?

542
00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:26,689
‐ Well, no.
[laughs]

543
00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:28,325
It's not.
And I understand.

544
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,530
I'm not convinced about moving
out of town myself.

545
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:33,570
But we need a bigger place.

546
00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:36,141
And there's no harm in looking.

547
00:18:36,174 --> 00:18:37,845
And maybe Ally
might feel the need

548
00:18:37,878 --> 00:18:40,717
for a new nest
once her uterus‐‐

549
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,353
‐ Paul, shut up.

550
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:45,259
[both grunting, groaning]

551
00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:50,269
‐ Did you know it was
a master class tonight?

552
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,438
‐ No.

553
00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:52,608
I'd have given it a miss
if I'd known.

554
00:18:52,641 --> 00:18:53,710
‐ [grunts]

555
00:18:53,743 --> 00:18:55,212
‐ I pay to knacker my kids out,

556
00:18:55,246 --> 00:18:56,214
not to sit around watching.

557
00:18:56,248 --> 00:18:58,720
I mean, what even is this?

558
00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:00,222
George: Oh, it's um,

559
00:19:00,256 --> 00:19:02,494
Brazilian jujitsu...
‐ Mm.

560
00:19:02,528 --> 00:19:04,464
‐ With an emphasis
on grappling

561
00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:05,600
and ground fighting,
apparently.

562
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:06,703
‐ Mm.
‐ [laughs]

563
00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:09,474
‐ It is very intense, isn't it?

564
00:19:09,508 --> 00:19:10,844
[both chuckle]

565
00:19:10,877 --> 00:19:12,748
‐ Um, yeah.

566
00:19:12,781 --> 00:19:15,252
Maybe you wanna take a break
from the male display

567
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:18,225
of rutting, and, um...

568
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,162
‐ [gasps]
Oh.

569
00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:22,166
I have never needed one more.

570
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,503
‐ Yes. Shall we?

571
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:25,874
‐ Get out there.
Go on.

572
00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:29,715
[both grunting]

573
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:33,489
[groovy music]

574
00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:34,925
♪ ♪

575
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,796
‐ Hmm?
‐ Oh.

576
00:19:36,829 --> 00:19:39,367
Just a sec.
Nature calls.

577
00:19:39,401 --> 00:19:40,737
‐ Oh.
‐ I'm sorry, Paul.

578
00:19:40,771 --> 00:19:41,873
‐ Mum, come on.
‐ Sorry.

579
00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:42,808
‐ You only live
round the corner.

580
00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:45,781
‐ Ugh, she's hopeless.

581
00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:47,751
Actually,
while there's the opportunity,

582
00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:49,755
I might as well.

583
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,857
‐ Yeah.

584
00:19:52,393 --> 00:19:55,299
[cell phone buzzing]

585
00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:58,773
Hello.

586
00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:00,276
Speaking.

587
00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:02,781
[suspenseful music]

588
00:20:02,815 --> 00:20:04,217
Right.

589
00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:07,591
Oh.

590
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,264
No.
No, I didn't know that.

591
00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:14,805
Uh‐huh.

592
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,374
Well, I'm‐‐I'm sorry.

593
00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:19,849
Is‐‐is there‐‐

594
00:20:19,882 --> 00:20:21,652
I mean, can we rearrange?

595
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,457
No.
Of course not.

596
00:20:24,492 --> 00:20:25,794
All right.
No, I understand.

597
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:27,631
Thanks very much.

598
00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:29,267
Fuck me.

599
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,904
‐ Mm.

600
00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:32,407
So you don't wanna move house?

601
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,977
‐ No, I don't want any of it.

602
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,680
It's like I'm on
this runaway train

603
00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:37,818
and I keep pressing
the emergency button

604
00:20:37,851 --> 00:20:39,588
and shouting
but nothing is happening.

605
00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:42,260
I just‐‐I don't feel
in control.

606
00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:46,301
‐ I'm not sure any of us ever
properly feel we're in control.

607
00:20:46,334 --> 00:20:47,704
‐ No one's listening to me.
That's the problem.

608
00:20:47,738 --> 00:20:49,441
No one is listening to me.

609
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:50,544
‐ I am.

610
00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:55,687
‐ Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.

611
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,425
‐ No, it's fine.
‐ No, I'm s‐‐

612
00:20:58,459 --> 00:20:59,795
I shouldn't have done that.
I'm so sorry.

613
00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:01,699
I'm so‐‐

614
00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:03,703
[sighs]
Fuck.

615
00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,678
‐ How fucking great is this?

616
00:21:07,711 --> 00:21:08,847
‐ Fucking great.

617
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,984
‐ Yeah.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

618
00:21:11,017 --> 00:21:14,758
‐ [exhales sharply]
This house, you...

619
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:17,865
let's never change.
‐ Agreed.

620
00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:19,300
‐ This could be
our outside sex room.

621
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:20,336
‐ Mm!
‐ Yeah, we could have sex

622
00:21:20,369 --> 00:21:21,772
out here
and no one would ever see.

623
00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:23,710
‐ Except for God.
God would see.

624
00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:25,580
‐ He's seen it before.
[both chuckle]

625
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,322
Let us never leave here.

626
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:31,926
‐ Except for wine
and cigarettes.

627
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:32,995
‐ Except for wine
and cigarettes.

628
00:21:33,028 --> 00:21:33,963
‐ [chuckles]

629
00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,036
‐ Fuck, I love you.

630
00:21:37,069 --> 00:21:38,840
‐ I love you.

631
00:21:43,516 --> 00:21:44,985
[giggling]

632
00:21:45,019 --> 00:21:46,889
[giggling echoes]

633
00:21:49,829 --> 00:21:50,831
[door clicks open]

634
00:21:52,066 --> 00:21:53,468
[door slams]

635
00:21:56,408 --> 00:21:58,078
‐ Oh.

636
00:21:58,111 --> 00:21:59,582
I've gotten Indian.

637
00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:03,021
The clinic phoned.

638
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,925
You didn't show up
for your procedure today.

639
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:05,994
‐ No.

640
00:22:06,929 --> 00:22:08,900
‐ Ally...

641
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,469
why have we been
through all this

642
00:22:10,504 --> 00:22:12,508
if you were just gonna
not turn up?

643
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,344
Fuck me.
Have you changed your mind?

644
00:22:14,377 --> 00:22:15,514
We should have probably
talked about it.

645
00:22:15,547 --> 00:22:17,450
‐ I kissed a man.

646
00:22:21,826 --> 00:22:23,830
‐ Who?

647
00:22:23,863 --> 00:22:25,399
Kissed who?

648
00:22:25,432 --> 00:22:27,370
‐ I...

649
00:22:27,403 --> 00:22:28,973
I just‐‐I want it all
to stop, Paul,

650
00:22:29,007 --> 00:22:30,677
all of it: the baby,

651
00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:33,415
the fucking
moving house bullshit.

652
00:22:33,448 --> 00:22:35,085
I just‐‐I don't‐‐
I don't‐‐I can't do it.

653
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:36,522
I don't want to do it.

654
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,358
And you're not listening
to me.

655
00:22:38,392 --> 00:22:40,396
You are‐‐you just‐‐

656
00:22:40,429 --> 00:22:41,832
you seem to want it all

657
00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:43,536
a lot more than me.

658
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,907
And I, uh‐‐I just‐‐I didn't
know how to make it stop,

659
00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:48,445
so I‐‐I‐‐

660
00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:50,082
I kissed somebody.

661
00:22:50,115 --> 00:22:51,852
‐ I said who, not why.

662
00:22:51,886 --> 00:22:52,921
‐ It doesn't matter
who it was.

663
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,558
‐ Course it fucking matters.

664
00:22:54,592 --> 00:22:56,127
‐ I love you.

665
00:22:56,161 --> 00:22:57,731
‐ Do you? Right.

666
00:22:57,764 --> 00:23:00,570
Right, 'cause most people
in love,

667
00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:01,839
they don't kiss another man

668
00:23:01,872 --> 00:23:03,943
to‐‐to...what,

669
00:23:03,977 --> 00:23:04,979
make a point?

670
00:23:05,012 --> 00:23:06,081
‐ I am sorry.

671
00:23:06,114 --> 00:23:07,818
‐ For what?

672
00:23:07,851 --> 00:23:09,487
Ally, for what?

673
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,157
For not wanting another baby
or for kissing another man?

674
00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:12,961
‐ For both.
‐ Why didn't you tell me

675
00:23:12,995 --> 00:23:14,063
that this is how you felt?

676
00:23:14,097 --> 00:23:15,800
‐ I tried,
but you wouldn't listen.

677
00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:17,403
You were not listening to me.

678
00:23:17,436 --> 00:23:18,673
‐ Right, okay.
Well, fuck me.

679
00:23:18,706 --> 00:23:20,710
You have certainly
got my attention now.

680
00:23:22,581 --> 00:23:24,017
‐ [sighs]
Fuck.

681
00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:26,722
[footsteps departing]

682
00:23:26,756 --> 00:23:28,826
[sighs]

683
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:31,464
[intriguing music]

684
00:23:31,499 --> 00:23:32,433
[door clicks open]

685
00:23:34,638 --> 00:23:36,474
[door slams]

686
00:23:36,509 --> 00:23:38,011
♪ ♪

687
00:23:38,045 --> 00:23:39,447
‐ Can I smell rogan josh?

688
00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:42,486
‐ You sure can.

689
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:43,756
Coming right up.

690
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:44,758
[sniffles]