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For fuck's sake!

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How can we be late again?

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It's unbelievable!

4
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We should win some sort of award.

5
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We'd miss the ceremony. Hey, hurry up.

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Luke, telly off. Come on, coat on.

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I don't want to go school.

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"To" school. Yes, you do.

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And even if you don't, tough tits.

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Tariq said there's no Father Christmas.

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Shh, Michael's still asleep.

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All right, Ally.

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He's not a baby. He can wake up.

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Tariq said you two buy
the presents, hide them,

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and then put them under
the tree while I'm asleep.

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Oh, well, maybe Tariq knows something...

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Tariq is a tiny idiot.

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Of course there's a Father Christmas.

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Is that true, Daddy?

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- Uh...
- Hey look, just go and...

21
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Go and brush your teeth now,
all of them.

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He hasn't brushed...

23
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I've just put his coat on,
did you not see?

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Shh. Go.

25
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Up, up, up, up, up.

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Come on, he's only seven.

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Don't shit on his dreams just yet.
Wait till he's eight.

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I'm just not comfortable lying.

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- Since when?
- Since forever.

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How can you not know that about me?

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What, sorry, are you saying
that you've never lied before?

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Not about anything important,
to anyone important.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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"Hello, my name's Paul."

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Hi, it's Paul. I'm sorry,

36
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I won't be able to come in today,

37
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I'm afraid, because...
Because there's been a...

38
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There's been a death in the family.

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- [MOUTHING WORDS]
- It's my girlfriend's dad.

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- [GASPS]
- Called, yeah, Michael.

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It is a shock. We were very close.

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I'm so sorry.

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- [LAUGHING]
- Hey! Thank you. Bye.

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I will fuck you up.

45
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- No, you won't.
- I will.

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Please don't... [LAUGHS]

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Open wide.

48
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- [EXHALES]
- Oh, lovely. Mwah.

49
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- Love you, chooch. Love you, poop.
- Bye!

50
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- Bye, Mum.
- Love you, bye.

51
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Bye.

52
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- Don't slam the...
- [DOOR SLAMS]

53
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I don't know why you're all whispering.

54
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I'm not asleep.

55
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Why don't I make us pancakes?

56
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Because I've got a job,

57
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and in this country we only
have pancakes once a year.

58
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It's something to do with using up eggs

59
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and the crucifixion.

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Bye.

61
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- Weird.
- [DOOR CLOSES]

62
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

63
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Off to meet the Europe money guys.

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Tie, or no tie?

65
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I mean, does it make
me look a bit jowly,

66
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- or does it add a bit of formal heft?
- What?

67
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I wish you'd come to this meeting, Ally.

68
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These guys love you. Hmm?

69
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Everyone wants a piece of Ally,
me included.

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- Your... talents.
- So it's all looking good?

71
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Well, fingers crossed,
those shares of yours

72
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will be worth gazillions soon.

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Today Europe, tomorrow
more of Europe, and...

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who knows about the day after tomorrow?

75
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Isn't that a film about the apocalypse?

76
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Right, it is, yeah. Yeah, bleak.

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Oh, God, imagine that, though,

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a studio in Paris or Rome.

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More likely to be Berlin, but yes.

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Oh, well, Berlin's exciting.
I'm not sure why.

81
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It's... that's very hip, isn't it,
and lots of clubs and stuff.

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It's the city of the future,
"Blade Runner," Bowie.

83
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I love Bowie. [CHUCKLES]

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♪ Little drummer boy ♪

85
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And the edgier stuff.

86
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I couldn't live out there,
Darren, you know that,

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so don't ask.

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I'm not going to ask that...

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yet.

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♪♪

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

92
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- Good day?
- Dunno.

93
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No, it's a tricky question,
that, isn't it?

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- Any trouble with Tariq?
- Dunno.

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Well, I had a great day,
thanks for asking.

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Saw a dog riding a motorbike.

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- Did you?
- No.

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Be good if I did, though, wouldn't it?

99
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It would make life worth living.

100
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Grandad Michael saw a dancing bear once.

101
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Of course he did.

102
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Is Grandad Michael staying forever?

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[LAUGHS] Not a chance.

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- I like having him in the house.
- Yeah, me too.

105
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I love hearing him
knocking around downstairs

106
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24 hours a day,

107
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playing The Lovin' Spoonful
and clearing his throat.

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Hey, there he is.

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- Hey, Grandad Michael!
- Hey, buddy.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

111
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Are you moving on? Have
you found somewhere?

112
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- Well...
- Penthouse or flophouse?

113
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Hang on, this is my stuff.

114
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Yeah, sorry,
this is off to the junkyard.

115
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Ally's on a decluttering rampage.

116
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But I assure you, Paul,

117
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I am this close to finding my own place.

118
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You didn't make a gesture
to show how close...

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Michael? Michael?

120
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Excuse me, Ally?

121
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I bought this for my Auntie Jan

122
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on our first foreign holiday.

123
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She died before I
could even give it to her.

124
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Well, she probably won't miss it, then.

125
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Do I get to decide what I can keep?

126
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- Yeah, if you apply my simple criteria.
- Which are?

127
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If you don't like it or use it,
then bin it.

128
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That is most of the stuff I own.

129
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Luke's babygrow.

130
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This is the first thing that
touched his newborn skin.

131
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It was one of the first things.

132
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It was from a 12-pack from Mothercare.

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Just let it go. It's just stuff.

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I can't bear stuff.

135
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Ideally, I'd only have what
fitted in a small suitcase.

136
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Why? Where are you going?

137
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Stuff's nice. It's memories and context.

138
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We've got no room.
We're surrounded by crap,

139
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like we're on a
documentary about hoarders

140
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who keep their turds in Tupperware.

141
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You're not getting rid of Dr. Flump?

142
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No.

143
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I'm getting buried with Dr. Flump,

144
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and a phone just in case.

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♪♪

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Oh, why are you wearing my pajamas?

147
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The same reason I run the taps

148
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every time I do a shit now,

149
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because there's a man
I don't know that well

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living in my house.

151
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Oh, I like it.

152
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Hmm, no, sorry, I can't, I can't.

153
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Not when Michael's downstairs.

154
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What, not even in the
bathroom with the taps on?

155
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Mm-mm.

156
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- Are we okay?
- Yeah.

157
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- Aren't we?
- Yeah, I think so.

158
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Yeah. It's only because Michael's here.

159
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He's out on Saturday night
if you want to pencil one in.

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Great.

161
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Is he actually looking for a place?

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Mm-hmm.

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Ooh.

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"Three young professional girls
looking for a housemate."

165
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I am not thinking of it at all sexually.

166
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It would just be fun.
Nights in drinking Prosecco.

167
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I think that one is more you.

168
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"Live-in carer for house-bound widower."

169
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You know,
I'd probably still drink Prosecco.

170
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More for me if the guy's
on medication, right?

171
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Look, I don't want to put a downer
on your Prosecco lifestyle,

172
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but how the fuck are you
going to pay the rent?

173
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I'm doing some Reiki massage
at the health center.

174
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Right. Are you qualified?

175
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- I have a certificate.
- From where?

176
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The Reiki Institute.

177
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Or ReikiMe.com. One of those.

178
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Reiki Barn.

179
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Yeah, whatever, it's...
it's trimmed in gold.

180
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It's got a little wax seal.

181
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Wow, well, then, you're...
You're clearly a doctor.

182
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Yeah, more or less.

183
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Ooh, "Houseboat to share.

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No questions asked."

185
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Kind of vague, isn't it?

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♪♪

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- Hey...
- Hmm?

188
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You know how you
like to throw everything

189
00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:09,245
up in the air and sort of fuck it off?

190
00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:11,362
- Since when?
- Always.

191
00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,987
Your music training,
your last relationship.

192
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If things aren't right, I move on.

193
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Are you saying things aren't right
and you want to move on?

194
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Oh, my God.

195
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I want to move on with you
and the kids, you idiot,

196
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to a bigger house.

197
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- Bigger? Really?
- Mm-hmm.

198
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We need separate rooms for Luke and Ava,

199
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less lethal stairs so
the Social Services

200
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don't come to knacker us again.

201
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A garden with a shed at the bottom of it

202
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to put Michael in so
I can shit in peace.

203
00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:37,964
Well, he's not going to
be here forever, is he?

204
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I think we should downsize if anything.

205
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Really? What, no.

206
00:07:42,012 --> 00:07:43,527
I'm going to go through
the mortgage stuff tomorrow

207
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and do some sums.
Do you know where it is?

208
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No. On a pile somewhere.

209
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I don't want to move.

210
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Great. Well, that's that, then.

211
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♪♪

212
00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:08,511
Okay, so what are we looking for?

213
00:08:08,536 --> 00:08:10,144
Christmas presents.

214
00:08:10,169 --> 00:08:11,941
You do realize it isn't Christmas?

215
00:08:11,966 --> 00:08:14,511
Tariq says sometimes
you can still find them.

216
00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,910
I don't want to.

217
00:08:16,332 --> 00:08:18,301
It's best just to go with the flow, Ava.

218
00:08:18,326 --> 00:08:19,332
What's a flow?

219
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It's what everybody else wants to do.

220
00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:23,348
- Yes.
- And then when they're not looking,

221
00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:24,769
you just do your own thing.

222
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[LAUGHS]

223
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♪♪

224
00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:42,808
Grandpa Michael, I've found a present!

225
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Okay.

226
00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,129
What is it?

227
00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:53,236
Oh, that's... that's
your mum's wedding album.

228
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♪♪

229
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Oh-ho, look how gorgeous I am.

230
00:09:01,786 --> 00:09:03,011
That was a great suit.

231
00:09:03,036 --> 00:09:05,901
Ozwald Boateng, I loved that suit.

232
00:09:06,477 --> 00:09:08,972
And there's younger, sexier Grandma

233
00:09:08,997 --> 00:09:10,800
and your mum and Liam.

234
00:09:10,825 --> 00:09:11,847
Where's Daddy?

235
00:09:11,872 --> 00:09:14,198
Oh, this was a
billion years before Paul.

236
00:09:14,223 --> 00:09:16,003
This was the Liam epoch.

237
00:09:16,028 --> 00:09:17,695
He was a huge dumbass.

238
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,392
But he meant well,

239
00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:21,315
and he had a lot of idiot energy.

240
00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:25,206
He smashed four 8K peaks
before his 25th birthday.

241
00:09:25,676 --> 00:09:32,676
♪♪

242
00:09:32,895 --> 00:09:36,690
What? Bloody hell, Ava!

243
00:09:36,715 --> 00:09:39,081
All my baby toys have come back.

244
00:09:39,106 --> 00:09:40,870
You need to clear up,
or the messy police

245
00:09:40,895 --> 00:09:42,262
will come and put you in messy prison.

246
00:09:42,286 --> 00:09:44,261
I want to go to messy prison.

247
00:09:44,286 --> 00:09:46,331
No, messy prison is disgusting.

248
00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:47,606
The pillows are made of plug hair

249
00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,330
and breakfast is ear wax on toast.

250
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,565
Oh! You clever little girl.

251
00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,605
I was looking for those.

252
00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,105
Why is his hair wet?

253
00:09:54,130 --> 00:09:55,386
Was it raining?

254
00:09:55,411 --> 00:09:58,190
No, that's self-inflicted.
He was addicted to hair gel.

255
00:09:58,215 --> 00:09:59,792
Hi, I'm not staying.

256
00:09:59,817 --> 00:10:02,089
Hang on, why is that out?

257
00:10:02,114 --> 00:10:04,956
- That should be in the cupboard.
- Mum!

258
00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:07,847
I see your wedding
album escaped the big cull.

259
00:10:07,872 --> 00:10:09,426
Yeah, well, they're the only
photos of you and mum

260
00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:10,761
not scowling like chimps.

261
00:10:10,786 --> 00:10:12,987
Why are you married to that man?

262
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,956
He was just practice for the real thing,

263
00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:17,690
which is Daddy.

264
00:10:17,715 --> 00:10:19,615
Do you love that man or Daddy?

265
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,007
Daddy, of course.

266
00:10:21,032 --> 00:10:22,784
People fall out of
love with other people,

267
00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:23,987
just happens.

268
00:10:24,012 --> 00:10:25,846
Will you fall out of love with me?

269
00:10:25,871 --> 00:10:28,464
Oh, no, no, no,
it's not the same with children.

270
00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:29,918
Will you fall out of love with Daddy?

271
00:10:29,942 --> 00:10:32,433
- No.
- You never will? Promise?

272
00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:34,175
I promise I will never ever

273
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,042
ever fall out of love with Daddy, okay?

274
00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:38,839
Though, of course,
as greasy Liam can attest,

275
00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:41,323
there are no absolutes
when it comes to love.

276
00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:43,245
Thank you for dinner. Lovely.

277
00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:44,511
You barely ate anything.

278
00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:45,769
I had the soup.

279
00:10:45,794 --> 00:10:47,730
How do you think I stay so trim?

280
00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:50,526
No solid food after 6:00 p. m.

281
00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:53,136
It's very hard to keep the
weight off after babies.

282
00:10:53,161 --> 00:10:54,597
I ballooned with you,

283
00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:56,655
almost burst me in two, coming out.

284
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,862
I'm so sorry. It wasn't deliberate.

285
00:10:58,887 --> 00:11:01,214
Any baby plans, you and lovely Liam?

286
00:11:01,239 --> 00:11:02,870
No. No, I mean, he means well,

287
00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,612
but I just don't love him.

288
00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:06,120
Right.

289
00:11:06,145 --> 00:11:09,862
Can it be papered over with sex,
or is it divorce time?

290
00:11:09,887 --> 00:11:12,440
No, we've tried fixing it,
but it just keeps breaking down,

291
00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:15,573
so I think we need to
send this one to landfill.

292
00:11:15,994 --> 00:11:17,409
[PHONE CHIMES]

293
00:11:17,434 --> 00:11:19,235
Oh, excuse me.

294
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,079
I need to go look at a place.

295
00:11:21,104 --> 00:11:24,266
Er... to live in,
not just a random place.

296
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,220
But I've got to work.
I thought you were babysitting.

297
00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:28,710
Oh, I thought that
was just a soft pencil.

298
00:11:28,735 --> 00:11:29,899
Did we firm the pencil?

299
00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:32,040
Yes, we did, during
the conversation that went,

300
00:11:32,065 --> 00:11:34,565
"If you let me stay,
I will babysit whenever you want."

301
00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,626
Yeah, okay, okay, I can cancel.

302
00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:39,188
No, just go. You need a place.

303
00:11:39,213 --> 00:11:40,938
I'll ask Jim and Jackie.

304
00:11:40,963 --> 00:11:42,790
Yeah, you can always
count on those guys.

305
00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:43,882
Yes, you can.

306
00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:46,469
- Bye, Grandpa Michael.
- Bye, Luke.

307
00:11:46,494 --> 00:11:47,861
[SIGHS]

308
00:11:47,886 --> 00:11:52,351
♪♪

309
00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:53,885
[BUZZER RINGS]

310
00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:56,743
♪♪

311
00:11:58,939 --> 00:12:00,821
Thanks for coming, wingman.

312
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,454
[CHUCKLES]

313
00:12:02,479 --> 00:12:04,579
I've never really understood
what "wingman" meant.

314
00:12:04,604 --> 00:12:07,001
- Is it a prison thing?
- I don't know.

315
00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:10,469
Has Ally mentioned anything to you

316
00:12:10,494 --> 00:12:12,665
about selling-up, you know,
moving, mortgages?

317
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,656
She doesn't really come
to me for life advice.

318
00:12:15,761 --> 00:12:17,954
Life is not my strongest suit.

319
00:12:17,979 --> 00:12:19,345
[DOOR OPENS]

320
00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:20,985
- Mark?
- Michael.

321
00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:24,016
Okay, well, I've got Mark
written down here.

322
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,649
Er, are you Mark?

323
00:12:25,674 --> 00:12:28,211
No, I'm Paul, and he's Michael.

324
00:12:28,887 --> 00:12:31,071
Well, I've got Mark written down.

325
00:12:33,537 --> 00:12:35,437
Do you know what, let's go in anyway.

326
00:12:35,742 --> 00:12:37,179
Jesus.

327
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,422
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

328
00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:44,281
[MUSIC THUMPING FAINTLY]

329
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:45,961
[LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING]

330
00:12:45,986 --> 00:12:48,649
This is good. Not... not too showy.

331
00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:49,743
[DOG BARKS]

332
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:50,969
Is this a halfway house?

333
00:12:50,994 --> 00:12:52,915
It can be anything you want, Mark.

334
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,696
Sort of a blank slate.

335
00:12:56,438 --> 00:13:00,485
So this is £150 a week, plus bills.

336
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,546
Uh, is there any room to maneuver?

337
00:13:04,571 --> 00:13:07,852
Um, you could shove
that bed an inch to the wall.

338
00:13:07,877 --> 00:13:10,540
- That might work.
- No, I mean on the money.

339
00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:12,977
My budget is like £100.

340
00:13:13,002 --> 00:13:14,836
[LAUGHS]

341
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:18,396
Yeah, that's... that's a bit unlikely
within the M25.

342
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,170
Look, maybe we could do a deal.

343
00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:25,474
I could talk to the
landlords. £125 maybe?

344
00:13:25,499 --> 00:13:26,974
Do you like the place?

345
00:13:26,999 --> 00:13:28,459
I love it.

346
00:13:29,991 --> 00:13:32,435
[BUZZER RINGS]

347
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,209
Okay, Nana and Grandad are here.

348
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:36,795
If Nana and Grandad
are Daddy's mum and dad,

349
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,685
who are Liam's mum and dad?

350
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:39,826
Do you know what?

351
00:13:39,851 --> 00:13:41,562
It's best just not to
mention Liam any more.

352
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:43,752
- I have to tell a lie?
- No, just don't say it.

353
00:13:43,777 --> 00:13:45,754
- What if they ask me?
- They won't though, will they?

354
00:13:45,778 --> 00:13:47,796
"Oh, hello, Luke, was your mummy
married to someone else?"

355
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:48,865
Then I say "no"?

356
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,272
No, no,
I'm saying they won't mention it.

357
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,716
It won't come up.

358
00:13:51,741 --> 00:13:53,404
- Cooee!
- Oh.

359
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,396
Coming, sorry.

360
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,795
Hi. Thanks so much for
helping out last minute.

361
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,054
That's what we do.

362
00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:02,045
We're the fourth emergency service.

363
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:04,732
Police, fire, ambulance, Jim and Jackie.

364
00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:06,107
What about the coastguard?

365
00:14:06,132 --> 00:14:08,232
Fuck the coastguard. Show-offs!

366
00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:09,404
- You go, love.
- Thanks.

367
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:11,373
- We'll see you later.
- Bye.

368
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:12,716
Hi, Nana and Grandad.

369
00:14:12,741 --> 00:14:14,380
I've got a thing I can't say.

370
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:17,038
Ooh, what is it? Is it a swear word?

371
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,897
- Is it "tits"?
- Jim!

372
00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:20,255
Not "fanny," is it?

373
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,466
Because that used to be a woman's name.

374
00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:24,849
Mummy's married to another man.

375
00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:29,920
♪♪

376
00:14:29,945 --> 00:14:32,779
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

377
00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:38,943
Who's that? What you got?

378
00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:40,584
What have you got?

379
00:14:40,609 --> 00:14:42,638
Daddy, I had two ice creams!

380
00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:44,927
Two ice creams? What a lucky girl.

381
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,795
She wanted two.

382
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,586
Oh, well, you never got
me two ice creams.

383
00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:51,341
No, well, you were horrible.
Ava's lovely.

384
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:53,021
- Oh!
- I'm joking.

385
00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:54,670
You didn't like ice cream.

386
00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,412
- It gave you headaches.
- Not true.

387
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,637
Ava, I'll give you 50p

388
00:14:58,662 --> 00:15:00,763
if you can count all
the ants by that tree.

389
00:15:00,788 --> 00:15:03,427
Go on, do it, do it. Get that 50p.

390
00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:05,677
Sit down.

391
00:15:05,702 --> 00:15:08,002
Your father's got something to tell you.

392
00:15:08,027 --> 00:15:11,060
What? Jesus. Which one of you?

393
00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:13,935
It's not cancer. It's Ally.

394
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,427
There's something you should know.

395
00:15:15,452 --> 00:15:16,619
What?

396
00:15:16,644 --> 00:15:18,943
Were you aware of this other guy?

397
00:15:19,193 --> 00:15:20,427
No, what other guy?

398
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,498
He looks like a polished bollock.

399
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,655
Luke found the wedding album.

400
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,209
Liam.

401
00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:28,685
Him? I don't care about that.

402
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,873
- Really?
- No.

403
00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,685
Is that why Ally won't marry you?

404
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,162
Because of this "Liam"?

405
00:15:33,187 --> 00:15:34,888
Ally won't not marry me.

406
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:36,713
But she married this "Liam."

407
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,149
Stop saying his name in inverted commas.

408
00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:40,396
A white wedding in a church,

409
00:15:40,421 --> 00:15:41,955
- flower girls and pageboys.
- I'm not...

410
00:15:41,979 --> 00:15:43,405
I'm not bothered about marriage, Mum.

411
00:15:43,429 --> 00:15:45,279
You proposed once, though, didn't you?

412
00:15:45,304 --> 00:15:47,655
Said to me, "This is the woman
I'm going to marry."

413
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,685
And maybe she's still married.

414
00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:51,466
That's why she can't marry you.

415
00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:52,999
No, we don't want to get married, okay?

416
00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,474
It's just a piece of paper.

417
00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:56,302
Now, Ally and Liam had the paper,

418
00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:57,893
but me and Ally have the kids.

419
00:15:57,918 --> 00:16:00,841
And kids beat paper in
"Kids, Paper, Scissors."

420
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:05,335
Although scissors beat
kids if they run with them.

421
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,662
You know it's not a real game?

422
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,243
♪♪

423
00:16:13,529 --> 00:16:15,000
Right, go on then, you two.

424
00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:16,705
If you're in the bath in two minutes,

425
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,496
you can watch funny dogs on YouTube.

426
00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:20,087
- BOTH: Yay!
- Yay!

427
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:23,461
- Ooh, got a drop of that wine going?
- Wait for me, wait for me!

428
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:24,665
When were you planning on telling me

429
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:27,211
that you fucking re-mortgaged
the fucking house?

430
00:16:32,156 --> 00:16:33,750
- Right...
- Right?

431
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,985
I did release some equity...

432
00:16:37,153 --> 00:16:39,172
- ... on the property.
- You went behind my back.

433
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:40,931
"I never lie, how do you
not know that about me?"

434
00:16:40,955 --> 00:16:42,203
You're a fucking liar!

435
00:16:42,227 --> 00:16:44,071
I didn't want to bother you.
You'd just had Ava.

436
00:16:44,095 --> 00:16:45,594
You had a lot on your plate.

437
00:16:46,261 --> 00:16:47,494
You're allergic to admin.

438
00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:49,250
Bullshit! What is this really about?

439
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,703
Are you fucking gaslighting me?

440
00:16:50,728 --> 00:16:52,258
I... look,

441
00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:54,508
I didn't say anything because
you never said anything,

442
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:57,500
but when Ava was tiny,

443
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,266
you weren't coping very well.

444
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,789
You'd just gone freelance,

445
00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:03,375
so we didn't have any maternity cover.

446
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,086
I wanted to hire
a maternity nurse, right,

447
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,664
but she cost a bomb,
so I took some time off.

448
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:08,923
What the fuck are you trying to say?

449
00:17:08,947 --> 00:17:11,610
That we needed the money because
you had postnatal depression.

450
00:17:12,253 --> 00:17:14,735
How fuck... Fuck you!

451
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,961
I did not have postnatal depression.

452
00:17:16,986 --> 00:17:19,688
Name one thing, one thing
that would make you think that.

453
00:17:19,713 --> 00:17:22,125
- [BABY CRYING]
- Shh, shh, shh.

454
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:25,102
[CRYING CONTINUES]

455
00:17:25,884 --> 00:17:28,586
- Hey. Ally?
- No, I'm done.

456
00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:30,491
- Ally, no...
- Let me go. Let me go!

457
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:34,383
[BABY CRYING]

458
00:17:34,408 --> 00:17:36,741
Is Ava from Ava Gardner?

459
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:39,860
Was it Ava Braun or Eva Braun?

460
00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:43,531
[BABY CRYING]

461
00:17:44,076 --> 00:17:47,439
See, you can't! How dare you?

462
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,267
Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you!

463
00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:53,424
[DOOR OPENS, SLAMS]

464
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:56,604
Okay. It feels weird
that I heard all that.

465
00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:59,072
Do you want any pancakes?

466
00:17:59,097 --> 00:18:02,385
♪♪

467
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,697
Ow! Fuck's sake!

468
00:18:05,871 --> 00:18:09,166
So, who's your new man?

469
00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:11,018
How do you know if I've
got a new man or not?

470
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:12,518
Because you have a glow,

471
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,908
- almost invisible, but there.
- [CHUCKLES]

472
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,300
Who is he?

473
00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:17,822
Just a guy. Paul.

474
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,682
He's a really, really good guy.

475
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,572
He's not flash or cool, but...

476
00:18:21,597 --> 00:18:24,299
he's honest, solid, reliable.

477
00:18:25,281 --> 00:18:27,799
We're very different, you and I.

478
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,299
I've fucked things, haven't I?

479
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:36,025
Things have been thoroughly
fucked, by you, yes.

480
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,658
[LAUGHS]

481
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,947
Should I talk to Ally?

482
00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:40,877
[LAUGHS] About what?

483
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,096
Her favorite Bond? Her hobbies?

484
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,098
Because you should probably
cover some of the basics

485
00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:47,830
before you move on to the chat
about postnatal depression.

486
00:18:47,855 --> 00:18:50,080
I accept that.

487
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:52,182
I've missed a lot of Ally's life.

488
00:18:52,748 --> 00:18:55,182
She calls me Michael, not Dad.

489
00:18:56,437 --> 00:19:00,580
Like I'm just some guy,
some generalized Michael.

490
00:19:02,637 --> 00:19:05,104
Yeah. I know that's tough.

491
00:19:05,129 --> 00:19:06,752
So this has been a golden time,

492
00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:08,065
being here with you guys,

493
00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:12,385
playing dad and grandpa
and skulking around the den

494
00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:15,330
and making use of
your excellent facilities.

495
00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:18,041
Well, then, you should probably stay,

496
00:19:18,589 --> 00:19:20,456
for a bit.

497
00:19:20,481 --> 00:19:23,581
Get a job so you can find
a decent place to live.

498
00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:25,221
- I would love that.
- Don't take the piss,

499
00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:26,354
though, Michael.

500
00:19:26,379 --> 00:19:29,018
Let's say three weeks tops.

501
00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:36,354
- I'm going to call Ally.
- Good luck.

502
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:39,886
Be firm, but utterly abject.

503
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:46,604
♪♪

504
00:19:46,629 --> 00:19:48,363
- Hi. Thanks for meeting me.
- [PHONE CHIMING]

505
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,924
I need to get pissed, but I don't
want to sit on my own like an alkie.

506
00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:52,619
- _
- Happy to be a plus one.

507
00:19:52,644 --> 00:19:54,411
Oh, fuck's sake.

508
00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:57,020
Everything all right?

509
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,431
I've been thinking about...

510
00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:00,284
About what you said about us.

511
00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:04,597
Really? Oh, okay, well, wow. Really?

512
00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:06,706
No, no, I mean me being a shareholder

513
00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:07,863
in the business, Berlin, all that.

514
00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:09,530
You wouldn't want
me if I was some sort of

515
00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:11,237
mental liability, would you?

516
00:20:11,262 --> 00:20:12,807
- No.
- No, like for instance,

517
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:14,690
- after I had Ava.
- Right.

518
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:15,926
Yeah, because I came back to work

519
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:18,383
when Ava was eight weeks
old and I couldn't...

520
00:20:18,408 --> 00:20:21,487
I couldn't have done that if
I had postnatal depression, could I?

521
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,620
- No, no.
- No.

522
00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:23,792
Of course not.

523
00:20:23,817 --> 00:20:25,410
You know she's going to
be eight weeks tomorrow?

524
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,824
Oh, my God,
it's so lovely to be back at work.

525
00:20:26,848 --> 00:20:27,918
- [PHONE CHIMING]
- Can you shut the fuck up!

526
00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:29,714
Shut the fuck up! It's
my breastfeeding app.

527
00:20:29,739 --> 00:20:31,340
It keeps going ping,
ping, ping, ping, ping!

528
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:34,214
I'm trying to wean her off
my boobs and onto formula.

529
00:20:34,239 --> 00:20:36,206
Do you think she's going to be okay?

530
00:20:36,598 --> 00:20:38,276
Oh, yes. Yes.

531
00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:40,557
Because formula's like
basically dust, right,

532
00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:43,089
and who... who would
feed their baby dust?

533
00:20:43,114 --> 00:20:44,339
Sorry.

534
00:20:45,006 --> 00:20:47,206
It's fine. I'm completely fine.

535
00:20:47,231 --> 00:20:50,018
What are we doing?
What... what's the job?

536
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:51,332
Um...

537
00:20:51,357 --> 00:20:56,290
♪♪

538
00:20:56,315 --> 00:20:57,415
All right, love.

539
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:02,931
♪♪

540
00:21:02,956 --> 00:21:05,821
Okay, which one are you?

541
00:21:05,846 --> 00:21:07,246
Okay.

542
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,907
Er, what time do you call this?

543
00:21:10,932 --> 00:21:13,127
Have you got any drugs, because
I need to smoke some drugs?

544
00:21:13,151 --> 00:21:15,564
What makes you think I smoke drugs?

545
00:21:17,332 --> 00:21:19,368
Yeah, well, as it happens,

546
00:21:19,393 --> 00:21:23,227
I may have a small nugget of
medicinal red Leb on my person.

547
00:21:23,252 --> 00:21:24,814
- Cool.
- Yeah.

548
00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:26,860
♪♪

549
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,351
[EXHALING]

550
00:21:31,698 --> 00:21:33,860
[ALLY COUGHING]

551
00:21:33,885 --> 00:21:36,790
Oh, my God, drugs are so disappointing.

552
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:41,360
Now, listen, father hat on,
about the mortgage.

553
00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:43,602
- The house business...
- How do you know about that?

554
00:21:43,627 --> 00:21:45,272
I may have overheard.

555
00:21:45,297 --> 00:21:48,225
You didn't run the
taps during that chat.

556
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,233
Paul has a point.

557
00:21:50,258 --> 00:21:53,233
After Ava was born,
you were a little preoccupied.

558
00:21:53,258 --> 00:21:55,561
But he's saying that I
had postnatal depression.

559
00:21:55,586 --> 00:21:57,100
- You did.
- Fuck off!

560
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,958
No, I think it runs in the family.

561
00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:01,017
Your mum had it too, with you.

562
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,506
[CHUCKLES]

563
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:06,616
When you came out,
you were this sweet troglodyte.

564
00:22:07,489 --> 00:22:10,420
They used to put all the
babies in one big room

565
00:22:10,445 --> 00:22:12,452
at the hospital in those days.

566
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:16,699
And Leah insisted they'd
swapped her real baby for you.

567
00:22:16,724 --> 00:22:19,842
"This is not my baby!
Is this even a baby?"

568
00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:22,319
Crying, lashing out.

569
00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:24,952
This is strangely comforting.

570
00:22:25,324 --> 00:22:28,263
Well, of course now
it's postnatal depression,

571
00:22:28,288 --> 00:22:29,997
but back then,

572
00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:32,982
you had to just shut up
and pretend to be happy.

573
00:22:33,007 --> 00:22:35,068
Even if you had birthed a monster.

574
00:22:35,093 --> 00:22:36,693
But Mum never told me.

575
00:22:36,718 --> 00:22:40,021
Hmm, well, she probably
wanted to spare your feelings.

576
00:22:41,512 --> 00:22:43,946
[BOTH LAUGHING]

577
00:22:47,406 --> 00:22:53,560
♪♪

578
00:22:53,585 --> 00:22:56,200
- God, she was so cute.
- Mm-hmm.

579
00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:58,872
All I saw back then
was a fat Polish plumber

580
00:22:58,897 --> 00:23:00,755
with a really flat head.

581
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,771
I tried to tell you that
rhombus-shaped skulls

582
00:23:02,796 --> 00:23:04,396
run in our family.

583
00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:08,654
Okay, let's just say for argument's sake

584
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,248
that I was a little bit...

585
00:23:11,383 --> 00:23:13,240
- ...distracted...
- Mm-hmm.

586
00:23:13,265 --> 00:23:14,779
Why couldn't you talk to me about it?

587
00:23:14,804 --> 00:23:15,889
And say what?

588
00:23:15,914 --> 00:23:17,943
"Oi, Ally, you leaking nut-job,

589
00:23:17,968 --> 00:23:19,732
get a grip or I'll sell the house."

590
00:23:19,757 --> 00:23:21,779
- Mm...
- [SIGHS] Sorry.

591
00:23:21,804 --> 00:23:23,100
It's all right.

592
00:23:24,331 --> 00:23:26,154
Mum and Dad saw your wedding album.

593
00:23:26,179 --> 00:23:27,764
Ooh.

594
00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:30,334
I tried to explain that marriage
isn't a big deal for us,

595
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:31,639
but you know how they are.

596
00:23:31,664 --> 00:23:33,709
- It isn't a big deal.
- Hmm, absolutely,

597
00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:37,560
but they were on about the
whole fucking marrying thing.

598
00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:39,100
You know, us getting married.

599
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:41,123
No, but you told them
that we weren't bothered,

600
00:23:41,148 --> 00:23:42,475
we've got kids?

601
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,873
And... we're not bothered
about being married, are we?

602
00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:47,098
Mm-mm.

603
00:23:48,031 --> 00:23:49,662
Do you know what?

604
00:23:51,426 --> 00:23:53,060
Actually, hang on.

605
00:23:53,085 --> 00:23:56,485
I'm just going to take this one,

606
00:23:56,510 --> 00:23:57,671
because I look really, really fit.

607
00:23:57,695 --> 00:24:00,615
[BOTH LAUGH]

608
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,475
- Love you.
- Love you.

609
00:24:11,566 --> 00:24:13,060
Liam.

610
00:24:14,639 --> 00:24:19,256
Greasy cunt married to my Ally.

611
00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:22,935
I didn't see any of that.

612
00:24:23,617 --> 00:24:28,435
♪♪

613
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,760
[DOOR CLOSES]

614
00:24:34,126 --> 00:24:39,126
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