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♪ Why don't you stop ♪
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Yeah, and there we go.
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Across the border into Wiltshire.
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- Wey hey!
- No turning back.
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We're on a bus!
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No, it's not a bus, darling.
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It's bigger than a bus.
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Oh, it's good to get away
from the rat race.
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I'm sure they have rat races round here,
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but they're probably on a village green
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and they all wear tiny little shorts.
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Thank you, Darren.
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Can I have the iPad?
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Uh, no darling, I didn't pack it.
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- Why?
- Why?
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Because this trip is about unplugging.
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We're going Apple cold turkey.
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We're going iTurkey.
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- Dad?
- Yep?
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Is your bum hot?
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Uh...
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Yeah, I suppose it is a bit.
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Oh that's the under-seat heating.
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- Mm.
- I have it on routinely.
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For my, uh, balls.
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Need to keep them temperate,
or fertility wise...
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- Playing more music...
- Sorry.
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Probably too much information.
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Well it's quite a lot of information.
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Have you been affected
by an accident at work
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that wasn't your fault?
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Orbital Claims is here to help...
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Is that an Orbital Claims ad?
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No. Don't think so.
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At Orbital Claims, we take...
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Yes it is.
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But Orbital Claims are our clients.
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- Oh, not on this campaign.
- Yes this campaign.
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They booked studio space
for this advert last month.
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He's about to say,
"Count on reliability,"
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or something tautological.
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Reliability you can depend on.
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Orbital Claims.
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And we are very nearly there, guys.
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Good-o.
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At last.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay kids. Come on.
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God, who'd you buy this house from,
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Blofeld or Jamiroquai?
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It's architect designed.
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Well, all houses are, aren't they?
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No one lives in a house
designed by a newsagent.
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Right, let's unpack.
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Look at these emails.
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That campaign was promised to us.
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They gazumped us, I'm calling them now.
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No, no, don't. We weren't gazumped.
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They completely gazumped us, Darren!
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- Ally?
- What?
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Do you want me to bring Michael?
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Oh God, oh, yes. Yes.
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- Of course.
- Okay. Come on big man.
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Ooh, Christ!
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Hey, hey, kids, don't run please.
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Don't break anything.
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Everything in this house costs...
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I'm guessing a million pounds.
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Darren, are you an actual arms dealer?
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No, I just invested wisely.
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What, in the destabilization
of the Middle East?
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Give me one good
reason not to ring Orbital
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and call them wankers.
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They moved on, Ally.
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I mean, when it came down to it,
you weren't available.
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Because?
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Of Michael's passing.
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Death.
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He died.
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- Sorry, you know that.
- Oh.
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That meant we were in violation,
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so Orbital went elsewhere.
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You were the reason they signed with us.
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That was a five-figure contract, Darren.
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Shit a grab-bag of fuck!
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- Dad?
- Mm-hmm?
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There's a naked lady on the wall
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of Darren's bedroom.
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Oh, it's, it's a painting, an old one.
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- Okay.
- Not porn, art.
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I mean, it's not even erotica.
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Luke, what have I told you about
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going into other people's bedrooms?
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Get outside, explore the garden,
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don't kill or eat anything.
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Go. Go.
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- Sorry, Darren.
- Oh, it's fine.
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Are you sure this is the right one?
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Is this the spare room?
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I know.
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Where did Darren get his money from?
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Sheer bloody hard work.
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That and his stepdad was
a hedge fund manager.
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- Thank you, by the way.
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For taking on all the random
stuff with the kids.
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I know how much you hate stuff.
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Oh, it's not a problem.
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It's not a pleasure either,
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but it's not a problem.
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I can't believe I... Oh my God!
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This bed is so comfy.
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I can't believe I've screwed
up the Orbital thing.
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Oh come on, your dad had just died.
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There was nothing that
you could... fucking hell,
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- you're not kidding. Fuck!
- I know.
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The Orbital thing is not your fault.
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You might as well say 9/11's your fault,
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when we both know you had
virtually nothing to do with it.
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Mm.
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You all right?
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I think you're doing really well.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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- Ally, are you okay?
- Yeah, I heard you, Paul.
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In case you hadn't noticed,
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I'm on my way to psycho-fucking-therapy!
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So I'm brilliant, I'm great.
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Fair enough.
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Listen, don't be worried
if you fancy him,
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I've seen documentaries,
I know it happens.
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It's a woman.
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Oh.
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This is where I don't say the thing
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that you think I'm gonna.
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Hey.
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- Don't be anxious.
- I'm not.
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That was easy, I should be a therapist.
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You going in?
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So it's all great, really, I mean,
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ups and downs with the family and Mum
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and obviously, er, Michael, et cetera.
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But you know, I'm just, you know,
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rolling with the punches
and getting on with it.
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I mean, yeah, it's just, it's all fine.
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Ally, I'm just gonna stop you there.
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Am I doing this wrong?
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No, you're not doing it wrong.
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Because you said that I
could just use this time
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to talk about what I like, so...
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Yes, yeah.
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And you're doing a
great job of showing me
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how everything is fine and working well,
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but there must be a reason you're here.
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You seem very young, are you...
are you a trainee?
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- Excuse me?
- Well... are you on a course?
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'Cause I'm assuming not just anyone
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can call themselves a therapist.
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Actually, they can.
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It's not a legally protected title.
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That is mental.
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Sorry, no offence, but...
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I just don't like the thought of someone
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tearing around my
brain with "L" plates on.
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I'm in my third year of training
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as a psychodynamic psychoanalyst,
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so not quite fully qualified, but...
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So have you at least got some GCSEs?
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- What's 7 x 8's?
- This isn't about me.
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- It's 56.
- Why are you here, Ally?
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I know that your dad died recently.
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Yep. Yeah.
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So, why don't we start with that?
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Tell me... tell me about him.
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Mm...
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Nah.
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Hey. That was quick.
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- Pay for the hour?
- No, it was a bit crap,
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to be honest.
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- Shit, really?
- Yeah.
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Maybe it's not for me and I should just
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try something else.
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Dad liked Reiki,
so that might possibly be...
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Pseudoscience bullshit?
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry Paul,
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it was just... It was a bit brutal.
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- Ah.
- Mm.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Hmm, okay.
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Well...
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worth a go, I suppose.
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I meant... when I say brutal,
I mean, like,
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I mean in a good way.
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You know, unearthing old bones,
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old, old psychological bones.
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So what, it was actually okay...
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- It was... it was okay.
- Yeah.
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It was okay, and I'm, you know,
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it's certainly something
I would try again.
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- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Good. I'm really pleased to hear it.
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All right, let's get you home.
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- Okay, so not Wookey Hole.
- No.
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Not Silbury Hill.
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Not the donkey sanctuary.
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Never understood what donkeys
needed sanctuary from.
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- Mm.
- Perverts or horses?
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Are horses the enemy?
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Right, so, um, what about this?
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Cowle Henge says;
"The finest Neolithic monoliths
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in this part of Wiltshire if you
discount Stonehenge itself."
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Bloody Stonehenge,
spoiling it for all the other henges.
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Yeah, that's not bad.
He was into all that shit,
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- it might be worth a go.
- Mm.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You ready for this?
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Yeah. I mean, I guess, why not?
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- Mm.
- Just get it done.
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- Might make me feel better.
- Okay.
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Are there wolves in the woods?
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No. Not since the 15th century.
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Don't worry, there's nothing
in these woods to be scared of.
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I mean, adders can kill, but rarely.
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- And they caught that guy.
- Okay.
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- Ava, wait!
- Listen, I reckon
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there's a way that we can loop back into
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the whole Orbital thing.
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'Cause before the financial year's over,
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they're gonna be looking at
ways to cut costs, and that's
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- when we could step in...
- No, no, no, no.
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- Are you interrupting me, Darren?
- No. Well, yes.
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I just think the last thing
you need to do this weekend
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- is think about work.
- But I quite like
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to think about work,
and I can think about
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more than one thing at a time, you know.
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Sometimes I even do a Sudoku
when I'm taking a shit.
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Lovely. Um...
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Look, we're fine for the minute.
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Just put it out of your mind.
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You're not ready for it.
Just focus on the task at hand.
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These should have handles.
Quite a poor design.
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- Do you want me to help?
- Nah, it's fine.
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Actually, quite good
for the abs, I think.
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In a respectful way.
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I'm bored of stones.
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- These aren't just stones.
- What are they?
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They're...
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really old stones.
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They're ancient rocks.
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What's Mummy doing?
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Mummy's taking her time.
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She's thinking.
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She's getting ready
to say goodbye to Michael.
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Can't she hurry up?
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No, it's not the sort
of thing you can rush.
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- She has to think about it.
- Why?
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Because this is a big deal, mate.
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That's her dad.
She needs it to be special.
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But you said he's just ashes.
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Yeah, but it's what those
ashes symbolize, isn't it?
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- What do they symbolize?
- Christ!
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Go and... Go and count the stones, Luke.
260
00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:59,297
You know, legend has it
261
00:09:59,322 --> 00:10:00,649
that when you try to count these stones,
262
00:10:00,673 --> 00:10:02,750
you never get the same number twice.
263
00:10:02,775 --> 00:10:03,961
- Is that true?
- No.
264
00:10:03,986 --> 00:10:05,133
- There are 19.
- Mm.
265
00:10:05,158 --> 00:10:06,487
I need a wee.
266
00:10:06,512 --> 00:10:08,323
Well, go against one of the 19 stones.
267
00:10:11,897 --> 00:10:13,208
Gonna answer that?
268
00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:15,203
I feel it's a bit inappropriate.
269
00:10:15,228 --> 00:10:16,258
Well, silence it then.
270
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,992
- It's relatively important.
- Well answer the fucking thing!
271
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:23,734
Anspert, guten tag. Hi. Yeah.
272
00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:26,250
Yes? You all good?
273
00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:27,376
You'll have to hold it in, Luke.
274
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,320
But I'm desperate.
275
00:10:29,345 --> 00:10:30,998
I'm hungry, Daddy.
276
00:10:31,023 --> 00:10:33,336
Quiet, okay. Mummy is nearly finished.
277
00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:36,054
- I'm hungry, too.
- Did I just say be quiet?
278
00:10:36,328 --> 00:10:38,240
Did I just say that?
I think I did, didn't I?
279
00:10:38,265 --> 00:10:40,179
So shut up so Mummy can
get all this done with.
280
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,125
No, no, that's not
what we agreed, is it?
281
00:10:42,604 --> 00:10:44,062
No, seriously, Anspert,
282
00:10:44,087 --> 00:10:46,242
you're gonna have to come
towards me a bit on this.
283
00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,562
Hey, you know what?
I'm not really feeling it.
284
00:10:48,587 --> 00:10:49,965
Oh.
285
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,983
Come on then, Dusty.
Kids, get your coats.
286
00:10:53,008 --> 00:10:55,569
Yeah, yeah, that sounds
a bit more reasonable.
287
00:10:56,735 --> 00:10:59,835
See, I used to watch him go,
like, get in a cab.
288
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,608
He was away a lot.
289
00:11:01,987 --> 00:11:04,688
And now he's away forever.
290
00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:08,116
Some people look to their
partners at times like this
291
00:11:08,141 --> 00:11:10,584
to take the wheel, as it were.
292
00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:11,914
Yeah, he's never gonna be that guy.
293
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:14,375
He's never gonna be the guy
that gives me space for my feelings.
294
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:17,866
He's not a space... man.
295
00:11:17,891 --> 00:11:19,626
What kind of a man is he, then?
296
00:11:19,651 --> 00:11:23,499
Paul? Um, he's... he's there. He's...
297
00:11:23,524 --> 00:11:25,257
He's a there man.
298
00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,401
And this, they call it espalier.
299
00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:37,538
- Okay.
- From, yeah...
300
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:38,765
- Morning.
- Hi-ya.
301
00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:40,124
Sit down, and I will do you
302
00:11:40,149 --> 00:11:41,615
a huge bowl of whole wheat porridge.
303
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,851
A cup of tea will be fine.
304
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,749
No, no, no, you need warmth,
you need care.
305
00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:46,968
You need oats.
306
00:11:46,993 --> 00:11:48,405
Like a homeless horse.
307
00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:49,492
I'll get you a cup of tea, babe.
308
00:11:49,516 --> 00:11:50,615
Thanks.
309
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:53,405
Where are the kids?
310
00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:56,108
Oh, I plugged them into
the VR rig in the snug.
311
00:11:56,488 --> 00:11:57,804
Oh, what's that?
312
00:11:57,829 --> 00:12:00,483
- What are they playing?
- No idea.
313
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,836
So, do you wanna give the old boy
314
00:12:02,861 --> 00:12:05,038
another chance to ride the wind today?
315
00:12:05,823 --> 00:12:07,577
I don't know.
316
00:12:08,253 --> 00:12:10,586
Maybe I'm just not ready yet.
317
00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:12,381
Oh.
318
00:12:13,014 --> 00:12:14,024
What?
319
00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:15,649
- Nothing.
- That wasn't nothing.
320
00:12:15,674 --> 00:12:19,296
You did a big, pregnant "oh."
Heavily pregnant.
321
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,232
Well, we do need, uh,
322
00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,921
to talk at some point about
Berlin, et cetera.
323
00:12:23,946 --> 00:12:25,559
I mean, only when you've got closure.
324
00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:27,818
So when I've bunged
the fucker somewhere.
325
00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:29,616
Well, um...
326
00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:30,968
I wouldn't say "bunged,"
327
00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:33,138
and I'd probably avoid "fucker."
328
00:12:33,163 --> 00:12:36,538
Right, well I guess we'd
better get a shift on then.
329
00:12:36,562 --> 00:12:38,796
Less nattering, more scattering.
330
00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:40,407
For fuck's sake!
331
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:49,257
Why does Mummy still
have Grandad Michael?
332
00:12:49,282 --> 00:12:51,663
Uh, it's a long goodbye, innit?
333
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,827
Hard to let go.
334
00:12:52,852 --> 00:12:54,964
Will she let go soon?
335
00:12:54,989 --> 00:12:58,241
Well, you can't hurry these things.
336
00:12:58,484 --> 00:12:59,741
Apparently.
337
00:12:59,766 --> 00:13:01,358
Where do you think she's going?
338
00:13:01,383 --> 00:13:02,949
I don't know.
339
00:13:05,348 --> 00:13:07,092
Why do you think she's going in there?
340
00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,523
It's quiet.
341
00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:10,366
Maybe it's God.
342
00:13:10,726 --> 00:13:13,427
It's not God, he... She hates God.
343
00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:18,155
What do you reckon? Just wait?
344
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,305
Yeah, uh, yeah.
345
00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:24,366
Nicely, you two.
346
00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:28,983
- You can't catch me.
- Yes I can!
347
00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:32,663
How is Ally doing, generally?
348
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,687
She's been seeing someone.
349
00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:38,632
- Okay.
- Mm.
350
00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:40,319
And you're all right with that?
351
00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:42,007
Well, the million quid
will come in handy
352
00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:43,445
and apparently it's only for one night.
353
00:13:43,469 --> 00:13:45,476
I meant she's been seeing
a therapist, Darren.
354
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:47,851
Sorry. Of course.
355
00:13:48,101 --> 00:13:50,311
Well, I'm sure we could all
benefit from a dose of that.
356
00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:51,437
Definitely.
357
00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:52,669
Have you ever thought
358
00:13:52,694 --> 00:13:54,483
- of talking to someone?
- Mm...
359
00:13:54,508 --> 00:13:56,717
Let's acknowledge that
this is an important step
360
00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:58,942
- you've taken, Paul.
- Fuck this.
361
00:13:59,363 --> 00:14:01,608
It's probably not for me.
362
00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:04,424
I remember when I was having issues.
363
00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:06,351
- Mm-hmm.
- And one night
364
00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:07,661
I woke up with a fizzy brain,
365
00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:12,077
as you do,
and I'd lost all sense of Darren.
366
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,796
You know, the elemental Darren.
367
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,148
Scary.
368
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:19,093
But Karen made sense.
369
00:14:19,118 --> 00:14:20,991
- I could feel her next to me.
- Right.
370
00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:22,382
And I thought...
371
00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:24,304
I've got this rock,
372
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:28,175
this completely silent
and utterly still thing.
373
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,382
Mm-hmm.
374
00:14:29,728 --> 00:14:31,991
- And that felt very nice.
- Mm.
375
00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:35,296
Karen joining us this weekend?
376
00:14:35,321 --> 00:14:37,015
- Uh, no.
- Hm.
377
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,546
That's a shame.
378
00:14:38,571 --> 00:14:39,905
Prior engagement?
379
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,763
No, she just didn't wanna come.
380
00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,132
How are you doing?
381
00:14:50,211 --> 00:14:51,810
You all right?
382
00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:55,631
Do you remember you once
gave me a lift to college
383
00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:58,734
on your scooter and I made
you stop round the corner
384
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,959
'cause I didn't want my mates to see?
385
00:15:01,357 --> 00:15:03,241
I'm sorry about that.
386
00:15:03,932 --> 00:15:06,611
You were many things, but...
387
00:15:07,299 --> 00:15:09,666
I was never ashamed of you.
388
00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:16,874
She's been in there a while.
389
00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:19,351
Half an hour. Should you check on her?
390
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,312
Yeah, probably. Will you watch the kids?
391
00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:24,148
- Copy that.
- Thanks.
392
00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:37,530
All my friends at school thought
you were the coolest dad.
393
00:15:38,121 --> 00:15:42,062
Their dads were dull and
disappointing and predictable.
394
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:47,218
But you know, they were around.
395
00:15:47,243 --> 00:15:48,954
Dad!
396
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,483
- Who's Mummy talking to?
- Shh, shh, shh.
397
00:15:51,508 --> 00:15:52,999
Sorry, they wouldn't listen to me.
398
00:15:53,024 --> 00:15:54,679
Be quiet, please.
399
00:15:55,091 --> 00:15:56,523
Sorry.
400
00:16:01,846 --> 00:16:04,460
Thanks for coming back
to see me, though.
401
00:16:05,081 --> 00:16:07,444
Those last few weeks I, um...
402
00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:11,614
I really felt a shift
in our relationship.
403
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,483
But it's time.
404
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,686
It's time now to let you go.
405
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,689
- I'm bored!
- Hey, hey.
406
00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,113
That's enough.
407
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,222
Oh, Christ!
408
00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:26,699
Mate, put it on vibrate.
409
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,363
- Please.
- Sorry. Sorry.
410
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:33,581
Can all of you shut the fuck up?
411
00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:35,175
Ava, shut up!
412
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,197
Luke, shut the fuck up!
413
00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:42,035
I am trying to talk to my
fucking dead fucking dad,
414
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,372
but none of you will shut the...
415
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:49,577
Darren, fuck off
with your fucking phone!
416
00:16:49,602 --> 00:16:54,105
And your fucking,
fucking stupid fucking wellies!
417
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,488
And your useless fucking ba...
418
00:17:00,749 --> 00:17:02,933
Oh, it's his answerphone.
419
00:17:03,435 --> 00:17:05,417
Hi, Darren.
420
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:08,912
Hi, I'm so, so sorry
for what I said about you.
421
00:17:08,937 --> 00:17:10,465
I'm sorry, can you hear me?
422
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,029
You probably can't hear me,
423
00:17:12,054 --> 00:17:13,735
'cause it's really, really loud.
424
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,311
But I am, I'm just, I'm so...
I'm sorry for everything.
425
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:18,982
I've been going through some stuff,
426
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:21,119
and you've been amazing, and I'm just,
427
00:17:21,144 --> 00:17:23,800
I'm so sorry for what I said...
428
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:28,416
for what I said about
your useless balls!
429
00:17:28,441 --> 00:17:29,850
Excuse me?
430
00:17:30,196 --> 00:17:32,587
Could you move that please?
It's blocking the vestibule.
431
00:17:32,612 --> 00:17:35,458
Uh, not really. I mean,
everyone's got bags.
432
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,526
Not everyone's got an urn.
It's in the way.
433
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:40,803
Oh, listen, we have
just paid the equivalent
434
00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,697
of a trip to Center Parcs
435
00:17:42,722 --> 00:17:45,498
for the privilege of standing in this...
436
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,603
Let's call it what it is,
fucking palace of a vestibule!
437
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:49,412
So maybe just let this one go, eh?
438
00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:51,406
Are you escalating this situation, sir?
439
00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:53,287
- Oh mate, please.
- 'Cause if you force me
440
00:17:53,312 --> 00:17:56,020
to escalate this situation,
sir, I will escalate it.
441
00:17:56,045 --> 00:17:58,037
- What, with extreme prejudice?
- I'm not prejudice.
442
00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:01,053
- We've all been on a course.
- All right, fine!
443
00:18:01,478 --> 00:18:03,889
Hon. Hon!
444
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,554
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
445
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:08,920
You can't just chuck stuff off
a train, you idiot!
446
00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:10,658
Shut up. Shut up!
447
00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:13,562
The charred remains
of my wife's dead dad
448
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,068
were in that fucking urn!
449
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:17,004
She's been trying to
let go of him all week.
450
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,334
That was her doing it.
451
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:22,084
It's not easy to let things go,
and I'm very proud of her.
452
00:18:22,109 --> 00:18:23,605
So if she can let that go, mate,
453
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,608
then maybe you can let it go.
454
00:18:25,632 --> 00:18:27,006
Now can you do that?
455
00:18:27,031 --> 00:18:28,725
Can you let it go?
456
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:33,404
Just, you know, I've got a job to do.
457
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,951
Sure, understood.
458
00:18:40,635 --> 00:18:42,055
Hey. Hey, hey.
459
00:18:50,479 --> 00:18:52,508
I can't believe I did that.
460
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,977
It seems right.
461
00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:55,961
You dumped your dad
462
00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:58,952
somewhere between Didcot and Reading.
463
00:18:59,578 --> 00:19:01,750
Two arbitrary points.
464
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:04,297
It's fitting really, for him.
465
00:19:05,526 --> 00:19:07,649
I've just realized,
that for the first time ever
466
00:19:07,674 --> 00:19:08,892
I don't have to worry
about when I'm gonna
467
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,063
- see him again.
- Yeah.
468
00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:12,391
You know, that was the worst thing.
469
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:14,188
Never knowing.
470
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,149
Ugh. Right, can you get
everyone into a cab?
471
00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:19,618
- I'm gonna try and get Darren again.
- Yeah, will do.
472
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:22,258
- Hey.
- Bloody hell!
473
00:19:22,283 --> 00:19:23,631
What are you doing here?
474
00:19:23,656 --> 00:19:25,634
Well, I knew I could
beat you back to London
475
00:19:25,658 --> 00:19:27,923
if I drove twenty miles
above the speed limit
476
00:19:27,948 --> 00:19:30,405
- all the way.
- Christ, Darren, why?
477
00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:33,454
I just wanted to apologize.
478
00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:36,220
I mean, that was a terrible thing I did.
479
00:19:36,245 --> 00:19:37,813
You know, you needed time
and I shouldn't have
480
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:39,938
- put you under pressure like...
- Oh, God. No, no.
481
00:19:39,963 --> 00:19:42,126
It was me. I'm so sorry. Come here.
482
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:45,259
Is Mummy allowed to cuddle Darren?
483
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:48,251
Yeah. Mate, she's allowed
to do anything she wants.
484
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,001
But no, not really.
485
00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:08,687
Kids are in bed.
486
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:11,960
- Bins are out. Heating's on.
- Mm.
487
00:20:11,985 --> 00:20:13,038
I've made some tea.
488
00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:15,148
I mean, I'm not saying
I'm Gandhi, but...
489
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,685
I know it sounds weird,
but I don't want you
490
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,976
to touch me or to sit on
the sofa with me right now,
491
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:20,600
if that's all right.
492
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:24,577
Okay, this is quite Soviet foreplay.
493
00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:25,898
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry Paul.
494
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:29,296
I don't wanna talk either,
if that's all right.
495
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,285
Okay. Do you... I mean,
do you want me to...
496
00:20:32,309 --> 00:20:34,710
- be in another room, or...
- No. No, no, no.
497
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,112
Can you just...
498
00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:39,599
sit on the floor and just be there?
499
00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:42,666
Yeah.
500
00:20:44,635 --> 00:20:46,952
- Thanks.
- Ah.
501
00:20:48,525 --> 00:20:49,796
Oh.
502
00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:51,757
Ah.
503
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:54,257
Oh my God, that's amazing.
504
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,093
Love you.
505
00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:57,179
I love you, too.
506
00:20:57,204 --> 00:20:59,916
No, don't move, ever. Just be there.
507
00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:06,688
- I said don't move.
- Right, yeah.
508
00:21:06,712 --> 00:21:07,712
Shh.
509
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:21,508
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