Spirits, uncloak yourselves.
-There's no such thing as ghosts. -Okay. Here we go again.
-[warbling] -[loud fart]
I think someone summoned a breakfast burrito.
[up-tempo music plays]
VOCALISTS: Hey!
- Yeah, great photos.
We do need to get going, though, mate.
- This is Lenny with a beefeater.
- Wicked. - Oh, and here he is skiing.
- Wow, skiing. - Look, Daddy.
This is when Lenny went to Alton Towers.
- Ah. - He was on a ride.
- All right. - And this is when he went
to breakfast with Mr. Tumble.
Look. - Wow, Mr. Tumble.
- Sorry, Darren. I'll call this evening
Is that okay?
- And this is Lenny
with Mo Farah and Ed Sheeran.
- Hang on, hang on.
That's Madame Tussauds, Luke. They're made of wax.
- Even Taylor Swift?
- Especially Taylor Swift.
- Great, thanks.Yeah, no, it's, um--
it's Luke's thing.
One of the kids gets
the, uh, class teddy bear... - Up. Come on.
- For half term,
and we have to record its adventures.
Yeah, it's been going since 2000.
The fucker's been everywhere.
We should have taken him to Machu Picchu,
but he's been on the sofa all week,
so now we are taking him
to the park for a photo.
- Honey, honey, we need to, uh...
- All right, yeah, sorry. Okay, I gotta go.
Um, yeah, I absolutely
will read the Berlin notes.
Cool.Bye.
- Okay, how long till we're ready?
- We are ready. - Ready?
Kids' shoes?
- Look down, Paul.
Kids are already wearingtheir shoes.
- How did I not notice their shoes going on?
This is black ops. - [laughs]
- Well, okay. Let's go.
Got Lenny? - Yeah.
- Fantastic.
Let's carry onthis golden efficiency.
- Oh, afternoon, all.
Hey, you off anywhere nice?
Or not nice?
I've just done a fat Waitrose.
- We're just goingto the park.
- Sorry, I have to getone thing.
- All right, babe. - Oh, a picnic,
or a kick-about?
A playground?
Just a stroll?
- Oh, we're, um-- - Or Frisbee?
Do people still play Frisbee,
or just throw them for dogs?
- Actually, Carl,
this belonged to Ally's late father.
I'm gonna propose with it today.
- I see.
Nice. Right.
Good luck.
- Paul! - Thanks.
Excuse me.
Right, you two wait in the hall, please.
Don't move.Don't take off any clothes.
Yeah.
- We can't go. - What?
Why? Is there something wrong?
- Ava hasn't got Giraffe.
I can't remember seeing him at all today.
- Oh, it'll beunder her pillow.
It always is.
Hi.
Yeah, um, uh-- bollocks.
I'm running a bit late.
Sorry about that. Would you--
would you do me a favor
and just hang on...
No, I know,but it'll be ten minutes, tops.
- Who are you talking to?
- Myself, like a loon.
- Have you got Giraffe?
- Uh, yeah, found him. - Oh, fantastic.
- I'm just popping for a wee.
Yeah, I'm--I'm aware that there's an extra charge.
That's fine.
No, everything's fine.
Lovely.
Okay, we'll see you very soon.
Thanks.
- Luke is sucha terrific baby.
His little face! - I know.
- Ooh. - He's a smasher, all right.
And I don't tend to bandy that word about.
- No, I know you don't. Steady on.
- Yeah, now you make sureyou look after Ally, yeah?
- Oh, I will. Listen, you two.
I'm gonna ask Ally to marry me.
- We've got no money for a big do.
I've had to re-felt the shed roof.
- Shut up,you miserable sod.
Paul, that's lovely news.
- Thanks, Mum.
- You got a ring? - Yeah, I have.
Uh, here we are.
- Oh.
- A wooden ring? - Mm-hmm.
- Do they exist?
- Yeah, looks like it.
- It's very rustic. - Mm.
Well, Ally'll like it. It's birch.
Symbolizes growth and renewal.
- They used to beat sailors with the birch.
- I know this isn't the sort of family we are,
but I'd really love some paternal approval now.
- Go on, Jim, give him some paternal approval.
- I'll say what my dad said to me
when I told him about Jackie.
- Go on. - He said,
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
- Yes, I am, Dad.
- Fair enough, then.
Good man.
Making your own way.
I'm proud of you.
- Thanks, Dad. Appreciate it.
- If we were different people,
I'd hug you,
but we're not, so I won't.
- Understood.
- Right, we're off to get the bus.
See you tomorrow.
- Cheers. Mum.
[low-energy music]
- Aww. - Wish me luck.
Ta-ta, love. - Yeah.
♪
[sighs] Oh, fucking hell.
♪
Yes, this is an emergency.
I don't have to do what you say.
You're not even the big shoebox.
Thank you.
Found it. - Great.
- What are you doing?
- Putting a wash on.
- No, no, we agreed
not to start any new projectstill we got home.
- New projects?
I am washing your underpants, Paul.
I'm not recording a jazz fusion album.
- Washing leads to drying, drying leads to folding,
and folding leads to...the dark side.
Please don't push that button.
- All right.
What the hell is that?
- Giraffe. - That's not Giraffe.
That's backup Giraffe, and we agreed
he was for emergency use only.
- Come on, Ally.I've already been
through all thiswith the shoebox.
- We can't just introduce an imposter toy
unless we're absolutely sure that the original is gone,
so look again.
- There's no timeto look again.
- What is the rush?
We'll get the bear picture.
- [laughs] - Mummy.
Daddy. - Yes, sweetheart?
- I need a poo.
- Christ!
- Go and have a poo, babe.
- [sighs]
[washer beeps]
[spacey music]
♪
- Yeah, I understand, mate.
We'll--we'll be getting there as soon as we can.
It's, uh--Luke's recently developed
this, um--well, I guess you'd call it
a complex about shit-- uh, defecating,
and we need to be really relaxed about it and--
Well, okay. Well, I'll tell you,
why I'm telling you all of this
is because I need you to give me more time.
- Paul?
Can I have your phone? He wants some music.
- Can't use yours?
- Well, you won't let me on the Spotify account,
remember, 'cause I mess with your algorithms.
- [sighs] Right, okay, okay.
Uh, lovers rock playlist. He likes that one.
- Try and be patient with him, all right?
We don't want to mess him up.
- Of course, yeah.
- [sighs heavily]
[music playing]
- Daddy? - Jesus.
Yes, babe. - Where's Giraffe?
- Hmm? Giraffe?
Uh, Giraffe, Giraffe.
Giraffe, Giraf--
Ava, should we look at some of your goats?
Shall we? Come here, come here.
Look.
Where are they?
[goat screams] There they are.
Ooh.
There they are.
- Luke won't be long. - Mm-hmm.
- What is this?
- It's a YouTube video of goats
screaming like humans.
For some reason, it really chills her out.
- Hmm.
You should call your parents
and tell themwe're gonna be late.
- For what?
- I invited them to the park. - Why?
- I thought it'd be niceto have three generations
in the Lenny picture.
- For God's sake, why does he always get
what he wants? He's a bear.
- Just give them a call
and say we're gonna be late.
- [sighs]
[cell phone ringing]
Someone's calling me.
[goat screaming]
[cell phone ringing]
Hey, Luke.
C-can I come in, mate?
I need my phone out to take that call.
- I'm not finished.
- No, I know, but I really need
to take that call, Luke.
Look, mate, I know that you've become a little bit nervous
about all this stuff,
but I've got to tell you, Luke,
everyone craps, okay?
The queen, Vampire Weekend,
everyone. [music playing on phone]
Oh, see, it's gone now.
I've missed that call.
You've got to let me in, son.
You need to let me in.
Open the fucking door, Luke.
My God.
- Hi.
What do you think? - Oh. [laughs]
I think he's everything I've ever wanted.
Well, there is one more thing, I suppose.
- Is that what I think it is?
- Yes, it is.
- Is that made of wood? - Birch.
- Hmm.
- It symbolizes growth and renewal.
- [laughs]
- Don't laugh. - Sorry.
- What do you say?
- You really want this,don't you?
- Yeah. You, him, this.
Yes, I do.
- [sighs] [baby fusses]
I want to tell youwhat I want, Paul.
I want to not have stitchesin my perineum
and to drinkfive gin and tonics,
and that is pretty muchmy entire universe
for the foreseeable,so let's not run
when one of usliterally can't walk, okay?
- Mm-hmm. - [laughs]
- You have done it once before.
- Yeah, no, and it wasthe worst decision of my life,
and I sworeI'd never do it again, so...
- Well, that's a hard no, then.
[both laugh]
Okay.
- Hey, look.We've got everything we need
right here.
- Fuck, he's perfect.
[gentle music]
Open the fucking door, Luke.
- I can't get off the loo because I'm still doing it.
- Mate, I'm gonna count to three, right?
And then I'm coming the fuck in, right?
- Paul! - What?
- You carry on, love.
What are you doing? You know he needs silence.
- He's having a shit, not defusing a bomb.
- What has got into you today?
- Lenny.
- The fucking bear.
Every other parent,every other family,
has managed to take himsomewhere exotic,
magical, and fun.
We've not even been ableto get out our fucking house.
- Where's Giraffe?
[music playing]
- All right, stay calm.
I am, at this point, prepared to smash the glass
on emergency Giraffe.
- Thank you. Good.
♪
[goat screaming]
- Where's Giraffe?
- Here, I found him.
All good.
- Hey, thank you.
- Wait. Her body might reject it,
like a liver transplant.
- Shh.
- Here's your phone.Sorry.
- That's all right, mate. That's fine.
Thank you very much. Now, can I just check,
is everyone finally ready to go?
- Yeah. - Okay, fine.
Thank you.
Right, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Thank you.
- We are not going outin that.
That is very big rain.
- Come on, not really. It's five minutes' walk.
- Five minutes' swim. Look at it.
No one's going anywhere.
- No, Ally, we need to go to the park
because of the bear.
- Sod the bear.The kids will get pneumonia.
- Right, fine.
Okay.
[thunder rolling]
[jaunty music]
♪
How about you just stop?
Just stop for a minute.
Fucking second, you filthy bastard.
- Who's Daddy talking to?
- He is talking to the rain.
- Why?
- Because that is what he has chosen
to care about today.
Christ, Lenny has really seensome places, hasn't he?
Jamaica, Sydney, Mumbai,
Florence.
- Yeah, that bear's had a better life than me.
- You can't be jealous of a bear, Paul.
- He's lived like fucking Bono.
- Maybe, but he doesn't have a penis.
- Who, Bono?
- Jealousy's a killer. You know that?
[thunder rolls]
[door slams] - Hey, hon.
- Hey.
- Some more death flowers arrived.
- [sighs] I am sick to death
of death flowers.
- [laughs]
Who are they from?
- No one in particular.
- What, are they anonymous or something?
- Liam. They're from Liam.
- That's weird.
Is it weird?
Man sends flowersto dead ex-father-in-law.
- Liam admired Michael,
even though Michael thought he was a bit--
- Worthless preening shit?
- Dull.
- Can I see the card? - Yeah.
- Thanks.[sniffs]
"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,
"there is a field.I'll meet you there.
All my love, Liam." What is that?
- Rumi. - Huh?
- Poet. - Yeah, I know.
- Dad liked his work, so...
- Well, anyonecan quote poetry.
I can quote poetry.
Uh...
- Don't make this... - Okay, I'm not.
- Good, because it isn't. - I know it isn't, babe.
Thank you.
[jaunty music]
♪
- Hey. Uh, yeah.
Me again. I'm sorry, but I am
begging you to give me more time.
I know, I know. I know it's raining,
and I'm so sorry that it's been an ordeal,
but I--
Well, ideally, an hour.
No? Okay.
Um, half an hour?
20 minutes?
Please?
20 minutes it is.
Uh, w-we'll be right there. Thank you so much.
[sighs]
- Ooh, one, two, three.
[thunder rolls] - Ah!
- Do you know that trick?
You count the seconds after the flash,
and that's how many miles away it is.
- You know what? I think it's clearing up.
- Really? - Mm.
- It looks pretty heavy to me.
- No, no, no. According to my app,
the rain will--well, it says "precipitation"--
will stopin about four minutes.
So I'm digging outthe Wellies.
- Oh, count. One--
[thunder cracks] - Ah!
- It's okay. It's okay.
- [sighs] Yeah, probably give it a minute.
- Let's just be okay with-- with being late.
Text your parents and tell themto shelter under a tree.
Actually, don't do that. That can kill you, can't it?
- Yeah, I'll call Dad.
- Fucking Barbados.
- Dad, Dad, listen.
I'm gonna need you to run some interference
at the old ice cream place near the park.
Yeah, Macready's.
I'll tell you-- [doorbell buzzes]
Uh, hang on. There's someone at the door.
both: Hello.
- Oh, for f--I thought
you were gonna meet us there.
- In this weather?
Hi, Dad.
- Oh, dear.
- Hello! - Hi.
- Hey!Hello there.
Heavens, you still live here?
- [laughs] - Now,
what's this about an ice cream man
you need me to interfere with?
- What?
- What?[laughs]
I don't know whatyou're talking about,
you crazy old bastard.
Right, it's definitely, uh,
easing off,so shall we--
- I think it might be brightening up, actually.
- Thank you.Let's get some brollies
and just move on, shall we?
- I need the lavatory first. - Oh.
- But I might be a few minutes.
- Dad, can't you use the toilets at the park?
- No. They terrify me.
- Yeah, but it'sgetting dark s--[sighs]
- So why are we going to the park again?
- To take a picture of the class bear.
- He's millennial.
- Oh, one of those. - Mm.
- They're all over the news at the moment.
- [whispering] Dad, Dad.
Wait, wait.
- Do you have to closethe door?
- I want to ask you something.
- This is very Continental.
- I'm going to ask Ally to marry me.
Right? And there's a--
an ice cream place in the park.
- Macready's. - Yeah.
- I had a nosebleed there once.
- So me and Ally used to go there all the time
when we were first together.
It shut down last year,
but the guy has agreed to keep it open
for 30 minutes this afternoon.
- And you think the romance of the gesture this time
will persuade her to say yes?
- Yes, exac--
that was very emotionally literate, Dad.
- I'm busting for a shit. It focuses the mind.
- After everything that's happened,
I just want to give Ally some stability.
Here's the ring.
I was wanting to get this...
"ensmallened." Is that a word?
- No.
Resized?
- Uh, that is a word.
- [snaps fingers] Bingo.
- Uh, well,it's an unusual piece.
Eclectic. - Yeah, it's for my wife.
Not my wife. My girlfriend.
Fiancée, or she will be when I...
put a ring on her finger.
- I'm familiar with the custom.
I'm a jeweler.
- [laughs weakly]
- Uh, do you know what size her finger is?
- Ah, yes, she is exactly this size.
- Now this is superb.
- Hmm.
- Very fine work.Very fine work indeed.
It would make
for a more traditional proposal.
- Yes, I-I know, but that's the one
she had last time. [clears throat]
She was married before, which is fine.
Uh, the ring that I want resized
actually belonged to her father.
I-I took it off his dead body,
so it just seems weightier.
- Understood.
It's a lovely gesture.
- Cheers.
- I will undertakethe "ensmallening."
- [laughs] Good. Thanks, that's great.
- Um, if your fiancéeever considers
parting with this piece,
please do come and see me.
- Why, is it valuable?
- It is.
- Oh, really?
Well, not wanting to appear
motivated by money,
how much...
money would you say it's worth?
- I'd offer £4,000.
- Shit off. - Indeed.
- At least it's not wood.
- So will you do that for me, please?
Go to Macready's,
persuade the guy to keep it open.
- Of course. - Thank you.
- Now, have you ever seen
an old man soil himself?
- No. - Well, I have.
Twice. You never forget it.
- Understood. Well, I'll--I'll see you
on the other--twice? Okay.
Ally, Ally, I need to tell you something.
What are you doing?
You're puttinga fucking second load on.
What are you--we need to go.
- No, we don't. It's chucking it down.
What is wrong with you?
- Ava says that's not her giraffe
and wants to know
what you've done with the real one
and why you've lied to her.
- Dad, all done?
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
- Although to be honest, it's more
of an arbitrary cutoff point these days.
- So we can go, right?
We can--we can still make it on to--
[washer beeps] Ally.
Leave what you're doing. Please, let's get going.
- No! It's pissing it down outside.
Just stop it. - Daddy.
- What? - I need another poo.
- Fuck! Right.
I'm going to the park
to get a picture with this twat
if it kills me,
and all you fuckers.
[door slams]
[spacey music]
- Oh.
♪
- Hey. - Hey.
♪
So this was your big proposal, was it?
Your dad told me.
He's not exactly spy material, Jim.
- It was going to be
so perfect, Ally.
It's all ruined now.
- Paul... - Yes.
- What are you doing?
- Trying to shake things up,
be a bit more bold,
like Michael was.
And now you've lost him,
so I supposeall this is...
really just about tryingto create some stability.
- For who?
I've never cared about marriage.
You know that.
- Except for that one time you got married.
- To Liam. Liam--Liam was not the one.
He was bossy and fussy
and flaky and boring,
and he tried to tell me
what to wear and how to behave.
He wanted to change me,
and you've never tried to do that.
- Oh, Christ, no.
- Did you at least get a ring that wouldn't rot this time?
- You're such a prick. - [laughs]
Yep. [both laugh]
- No trees were harmed
in the makingof this ring.
- Wow, that's my dad's ring.
- Yeah.
Had it "ensmallened." - Is that a word?
- No.
- Okay, come on.
- Oh, what happened there? Was that--was that a yes?
Did you just engage yourself to me?
- Mm-hmm.
[warm music]
- Really?
- At the end of the day, Paul, I'm just a girl
standing in front of a boy,
asking him
to get in the fucking car.
Come on.
Come on!
♪
[sedate rock music]
♪
I'm gonna miss you so much,
but we can speak on the computerso you'll see my face.
But we won't be able to touch you.
Hey, look. You'll still have me.
-Just you?-Yes. Just-- Your father. Hi.
Aren't you Lil Dicky?
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[classical music playing]
[birds chirping]
Hi.
What is Devs?
[screams]
I would like to explore the idea
of tokenism in the workplace,
where one minority is propped up
to cover the experience of the entire population.
WOMAN: That's interesting.
Wait. Sorry. You're not sayingyou feel that way here?
[inhales]