1 00:00:18,181 --> 00:00:21,221 (phone vibrating) 2 00:00:25,101 --> 00:00:27,661 - Hello. - Robyn, it's me, Danny. 3 00:00:27,741 --> 00:00:29,901 Danny Davis. I'm fucked, Rob. 4 00:00:29,981 --> 00:00:31,301 This journalist, she's got pictures of me. 5 00:00:31,381 --> 00:00:32,221 I am freaking out. 6 00:00:32,301 --> 00:00:35,661 - Okay, just calm down. 7 00:00:35,741 --> 00:00:38,181 - [Danny] Deepak's gonna crucify me. - What journalist? 8 00:00:38,261 --> 00:00:40,061 - [Danny] I don't know, Abi, Abi, Annie something. 9 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,781 - Abigail Reese? 10 00:00:41,861 --> 00:00:43,621 - [Danny] Yes, yes, that's it! That sounds right! 11 00:00:43,701 --> 00:00:44,621 They'll kill us with the contract. 12 00:00:44,701 --> 00:00:46,301 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 13 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:47,981 - Danny, you have to stop shouting at me. 14 00:00:48,061 --> 00:00:51,101 - (phone chimes) - Calm down, take a Xanax. 15 00:00:51,141 --> 00:00:53,621 I have a couple of things I have to do, 16 00:00:53,701 --> 00:00:56,541 but I will be with you in a bit, okay? 17 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,301 - [Danny] Promise? - We got this. 18 00:00:58,381 --> 00:01:00,781 - [Danny] Okay, okay, okay, all right, okay. 19 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,381 - Breakfast? My wife is expecting me back. 20 00:01:08,341 --> 00:01:11,061 (upbeat music) 21 00:01:13,221 --> 00:01:15,101 (alarm clock ringing) 22 00:01:15,181 --> 00:01:17,341 (upbeat music) 23 00:01:55,341 --> 00:01:58,341 - Good morning, beautiful. I did it. 24 00:01:58,421 --> 00:02:00,021 - [Eve] Did what? 25 00:02:00,101 --> 00:02:02,741 - The prototype, I figured it out. We should celebrate. 26 00:02:02,821 --> 00:02:04,501 - You should shower. 27 00:02:04,581 --> 00:02:06,541 Gabriel, darling, I'm delighted for you. 28 00:02:06,621 --> 00:02:09,181 Really I am, but if you needed to work, 29 00:02:09,261 --> 00:02:11,061 then why didn't you just cancel me? 30 00:02:11,141 --> 00:02:15,301 - I wanted you here. You focused me, and I figured it out. 31 00:02:15,381 --> 00:02:17,061 We figured it out. 32 00:02:17,141 --> 00:02:19,901 We should have french toast. 33 00:02:19,981 --> 00:02:22,221 - I have to go. It's my sister-in-law's handy. 34 00:02:22,301 --> 00:02:24,101 - No, stay. 35 00:02:24,181 --> 00:02:26,021 I thought you didn't want to go to that thing anyway? 36 00:02:26,101 --> 00:02:27,741 - So you just want me to cancel my plans again? 37 00:02:27,821 --> 00:02:29,701 - I'll make it worth your while. 38 00:02:29,781 --> 00:02:32,541 Oh, come on, honey, you inspired me. 39 00:02:32,621 --> 00:02:36,901 Every genius needs his muse, you are my muse. 40 00:02:36,981 --> 00:02:38,901 Hmm, I wanna take you everywhere, 41 00:02:39,021 --> 00:02:40,701 like a lucky charm. 42 00:02:40,781 --> 00:02:41,821 - Like a pet? 43 00:02:41,901 --> 00:02:43,061 - No, wait, this is serious. 44 00:02:43,141 --> 00:02:45,461 I love this, we made a great team. 45 00:02:47,141 --> 00:02:49,621 - Well, I'm-- I'm... 46 00:02:49,701 --> 00:02:52,261 I'm glad that you have finished your work. 47 00:02:52,341 --> 00:02:55,341 - Look, dating a billionaire has its challenges. 48 00:02:55,421 --> 00:02:57,861 Sometimes I have to work late. 49 00:02:57,901 --> 00:03:00,621 But on the flip side, you get the best food, you get the best wine. 50 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:03,661 You never have to stand in an airport line ever again. 51 00:03:03,741 --> 00:03:06,061 Some people would say that's a pretty sweet deal. 52 00:03:06,141 --> 00:03:08,261 (upbeat music) 53 00:03:08,341 --> 00:03:09,741 - I really should go. 54 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:11,181 - Okay, well, come back after the party, 55 00:03:11,261 --> 00:03:12,581 you'll have my undivided attention. 56 00:03:12,661 --> 00:03:14,261 - Enjoy your breakfast, Gabriel. 57 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:16,381 - [Gabriel] Babe, we okay? 58 00:03:27,021 --> 00:03:28,101 (giggles) 59 00:03:37,421 --> 00:03:39,901 - Tell you what, why don't you ask Mimi? See what she thinks? 60 00:03:39,981 --> 00:03:42,341 - Ask me what? - Kaz is offended by the fact 61 00:03:42,421 --> 00:03:43,981 that I still shave my armpits. 62 00:03:44,061 --> 00:03:45,901 - It's too early in the morning 63 00:03:45,981 --> 00:03:47,661 to be talking about my daughter's body hair. 64 00:03:47,741 --> 00:03:49,101 - [Bessie] You all right? 65 00:03:49,181 --> 00:03:51,101 - Yeah, I'm fine. - Are you sure? 66 00:03:51,181 --> 00:03:53,981 - Yeah, I just need to get dressed. 67 00:03:55,741 --> 00:03:57,021 (upbeat music) 68 00:04:21,701 --> 00:04:23,021 - Quite a dress. 69 00:04:24,101 --> 00:04:25,901 - Thank you. 70 00:04:25,981 --> 00:04:27,541 - Touting for business? 71 00:04:27,621 --> 00:04:29,341 - Just making the most of my legs, 72 00:04:29,421 --> 00:04:31,541 before I'm too old and have to wear a pantsuit. 73 00:04:34,221 --> 00:04:37,581 - Stayed in this hotel once, I was 19. 74 00:04:37,661 --> 00:04:41,821 Some Indian prince took me for dinner, trying to woo me. 75 00:04:41,901 --> 00:04:43,141 Wanted to take me back to Delhi, 76 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:45,341 show me off as his alabaster wife. 77 00:04:45,381 --> 00:04:47,261 Promised me riches beyond belief. 78 00:04:47,341 --> 00:04:51,701 - Nineteen was my first marriage proposal. - First? 79 00:04:51,781 --> 00:04:54,141 - Pre-pre marriage, the one I said yes to, of course, 80 00:04:54,221 --> 00:04:56,781 and one post marriage. 81 00:04:56,821 --> 00:04:59,341 - Were you tempted by the prince? 82 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:02,621 - Not really. He had a terribly small penis, 83 00:05:02,701 --> 00:05:05,261 and I've never been a fan of spicy food. 84 00:05:05,341 --> 00:05:07,381 Still fun to daydream, though, isn't it? 85 00:05:07,501 --> 00:05:09,381 (doors open) 86 00:05:09,461 --> 00:05:12,581 You really must stop dyeing your hair. 87 00:05:12,661 --> 00:05:14,261 - After you, Mommy. 88 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:26,741 - Is it good for her being on that thing the whole time? 89 00:05:26,821 --> 00:05:31,741 - Tell you what, do you wanna see if she wants to play I Spy? 90 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:34,021 - Sure you're okay? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 91 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,901 - Mom, it's understandable that you're gonna be feeling a little bit-- 92 00:05:35,941 --> 00:05:37,941 - Darling, please don't try and psychoanalyze me. 93 00:05:38,061 --> 00:05:39,941 I appreciate you might be feeling a little out of practice, 94 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:42,141 but I'm afraid you're gonna have to scratch that itch elsewhere. 95 00:05:42,221 --> 00:05:43,901 - Why are you being so hostile? 96 00:05:43,981 --> 00:05:46,061 - Apparently it all starts with one's mother. 97 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:50,581 Sorry, I'm being a bitch. 98 00:05:52,021 --> 00:05:53,701 - How's Michael? - Michael's good. 99 00:05:53,781 --> 00:05:56,381 He's busy at work 'cause of all the redundancy. 100 00:05:56,461 --> 00:05:58,621 So he's pretty stressed. 101 00:05:58,701 --> 00:06:00,181 - Decided when do you wanna go back to work? 102 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:02,101 - Momma, I haven't even have the baby yet! 103 00:06:02,181 --> 00:06:04,141 - Doesn't seem fair, him going off and doing his thing, 104 00:06:04,221 --> 00:06:06,341 while you're at home stuck with a baby. 105 00:06:06,421 --> 00:06:09,221 - I can't wait to be stuck at home with a baby. 106 00:06:09,301 --> 00:06:12,181 You know, some people actually quite like raising their children. 107 00:06:12,261 --> 00:06:13,941 - Can you two just play nice? 108 00:06:14,021 --> 00:06:15,461 You're supposed to be my benchmark 109 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,421 for female-on-female relationships, 110 00:06:17,501 --> 00:06:20,821 and I'd like for it to be a positive one, please. 111 00:06:20,901 --> 00:06:23,301 - She's very woke. - (giggles) 112 00:06:23,381 --> 00:06:26,181 So anyway, why are they having this thing so far away? 113 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,701 - Well, Lady Muck wants him buried in the family plot. 114 00:06:28,781 --> 00:06:31,221 - They have a family plot? - Yes. 115 00:06:31,301 --> 00:06:33,741 - Where do you want me to stick you when you pop off? 116 00:06:33,821 --> 00:06:37,141 - Shove me in a furnace and throw me in the sea. 117 00:06:37,221 --> 00:06:38,701 Don't bury me. 118 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:41,141 I put a lot of effort into preserving this body, 119 00:06:41,221 --> 00:06:43,421 and the thought of it just degrading like that 120 00:06:43,501 --> 00:06:44,941 filled me with anxiety. 121 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:46,461 I want to be fabulous, 122 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:48,381 right up until the last possible moment. 123 00:06:48,461 --> 00:06:50,941 - Oh, yes, queen. - Ah! 124 00:06:54,301 --> 00:06:57,301 - (giggling) Password please. 125 00:06:57,381 --> 00:07:00,941 - Kill me. - (giggling) Bubbles. 126 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,261 Kitty, drink them. 127 00:07:02,341 --> 00:07:04,501 This is Kitty, my maid of dishonor. 128 00:07:04,581 --> 00:07:06,421 We used to play lacrosse together, 129 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:08,741 though he was always more of a rower, weren't you, Kit? 130 00:07:08,821 --> 00:07:11,221 Kitty, this is the famous Victoria mommy-to-be. 131 00:07:11,301 --> 00:07:13,421 Thank you so much for being here. 132 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,981 - Darling, I wouldn't miss it for the world. 133 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,861 Oh. 134 00:07:17,941 --> 00:07:21,021 - And this stunning creature is Eve. Hey, sis. 135 00:07:21,101 --> 00:07:22,661 Thank you so much for being here. 136 00:07:22,741 --> 00:07:25,061 Honestly, I didn't think you're going to make it. 137 00:07:25,141 --> 00:07:27,141 - Well, she missed her grandmother's 90th, so count yourself honored. 138 00:07:27,221 --> 00:07:29,821 Come in, I'm literally just getting pampered into oblivion. 139 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:31,101 Kitty, jackets. 140 00:07:35,261 --> 00:07:36,821 Come, come. 141 00:07:38,421 --> 00:07:40,821 - You look beautiful. 142 00:07:40,901 --> 00:07:42,661 - Oh, stop it, you'll make me cry. 143 00:07:42,741 --> 00:07:45,061 - Don't, you'll set me off. 144 00:07:45,141 --> 00:07:48,181 Now, this is just a little something. 145 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:55,261 - Oh my God, it's gorgeous. 146 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,941 - Is that Granny Mac's? - Gorgeous, look. 147 00:07:58,021 --> 00:08:00,101 - You always said you'd give that to me when I got married. 148 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:01,501 - Yes, well, I didn't want it to go to waste. 149 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,541 - That's so kind of you. - Nonsense. 150 00:08:03,621 --> 00:08:05,421 You are part of the family now, 151 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:07,501 not to mention my best chance of grandkids anytime soon, 152 00:08:07,581 --> 00:08:09,141 so I have to butter you up. 153 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:11,701 - Sorry. I know I should be putting your needs first. 154 00:08:11,781 --> 00:08:13,261 - Eve doesn't have time for kids. 155 00:08:13,341 --> 00:08:15,221 She's too busy being an absolute badass. 156 00:08:15,301 --> 00:08:17,061 I keep seeing your posts on Instagram. 157 00:08:17,141 --> 00:08:18,901 Your life is so glamorous. 158 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:21,141 - Don't believe everything you see on social media, darling. 159 00:08:21,221 --> 00:08:23,061 Oh, you are aware she works in PR? 160 00:08:23,141 --> 00:08:25,301 (laughing) 161 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:27,381 - Okay, well, when everyone gets here, 162 00:08:27,461 --> 00:08:29,301 we're going to pop downstairs for a bit of a spa, 163 00:08:29,381 --> 00:08:30,901 and then after that, it's back up to the room 164 00:08:30,981 --> 00:08:32,541 for afternoon tea with a twist. 165 00:08:32,621 --> 00:08:34,821 - Ooh, what's the twist? - Alcohol. 166 00:08:39,021 --> 00:08:41,941 - [Abigail] Jesus, this place is insane. 167 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,741 - Nothing says grief like a lavish display 168 00:08:43,821 --> 00:08:45,301 of unearned money. 169 00:08:47,421 --> 00:08:48,861 Whatever. 170 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:56,901 What do you think? 171 00:08:56,981 --> 00:08:58,901 - You look superb. 172 00:09:00,661 --> 00:09:02,541 That's one of the things I've always loved about you. 173 00:09:02,621 --> 00:09:04,501 The way you embrace tradition. 174 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,421 - It was your idea. 175 00:09:08,661 --> 00:09:10,981 You saw that picture of me at my gran-gran's funeral. 176 00:09:11,061 --> 00:09:13,301 You said, "If I die first, promise me 177 00:09:13,381 --> 00:09:17,621 "you'll go to my funeral dressed exactly like that." 178 00:09:17,661 --> 00:09:20,261 The parish priest will spontaneously combust. 179 00:09:22,221 --> 00:09:25,141 - You know you look really ugly, when you're grumpy. 180 00:09:25,221 --> 00:09:26,901 - Oh, damn girl. 181 00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:28,021 - Oh my God! 182 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,861 - What do you think? 183 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:31,021 - Fierce. 184 00:09:31,101 --> 00:09:32,101 - Are you serious? 185 00:09:32,181 --> 00:09:33,301 - What? 186 00:09:33,381 --> 00:09:34,541 - Mom, you can't wear that. 187 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,261 - It's traditional. 188 00:09:36,341 --> 00:09:37,541 - Elizabeth will have a heart attack. 189 00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:39,261 - Hopefully. - Mom! 190 00:09:39,341 --> 00:09:42,661 - This is what people in my culture wear to funerals. 191 00:09:42,741 --> 00:09:44,381 - Your culture? Mom, you're from Croydon, 192 00:09:44,461 --> 00:09:47,101 and I've seen you wear a wrapper like three times in your life, 193 00:09:47,181 --> 00:09:48,861 and every time, you bitched about it. 194 00:09:48,901 --> 00:09:50,541 - Well, I think it looks sick. 195 00:09:50,661 --> 00:09:52,501 - See she thinks it's sick. 196 00:09:52,541 --> 00:09:55,101 - Is it gonna be one of those days, is it? - One of what days? 197 00:09:55,181 --> 00:09:58,381 - Can't we just go and be nice and pay our respects to Duncan? 198 00:09:58,461 --> 00:10:00,381 - Of course we can, darling. That's exactly what we're going to do. 199 00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:02,261 - Wakanda forever. 200 00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:06,261 ♪♪ (upbeat music) 201 00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:20,221 (cork pops) 202 00:10:20,301 --> 00:10:22,141 - So what do you do, Eve? 203 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,381 - Oh, she's in PR. 204 00:10:23,461 --> 00:10:24,861 - Like our fab? 205 00:10:24,901 --> 00:10:27,021 - But not as funny. 206 00:10:27,101 --> 00:10:29,501 - No, but seriously, she's like off living the SATC dream. 207 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,341 Lots of men, lots of parties. 208 00:10:31,421 --> 00:10:32,861 - I don't know how you do it. 209 00:10:32,901 --> 00:10:34,421 Since becoming a mommy, me and the feller 210 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,181 are literally tucked up in bed by nine p.m. 211 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,221 - Well, Eve's probs still in bed by nine p.m., 212 00:10:38,301 --> 00:10:39,541 just with a bunch of different fellas, right? 213 00:10:39,621 --> 00:10:41,221 (all laughing) 214 00:10:41,301 --> 00:10:42,981 - Yes, right, I am a total slut. 215 00:10:43,061 --> 00:10:45,221 (all laughing) 216 00:10:45,301 --> 00:10:46,421 - Kim's got twins. 217 00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:48,181 - [Kim] Two for the price of one. 218 00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:51,621 All natural, hashtag blessed, look. 219 00:10:51,661 --> 00:10:53,021 - Right. 220 00:10:55,461 --> 00:10:57,021 - So amazing, supermom. 221 00:10:57,101 --> 00:10:59,101 - I'm lucky to have Magda to help out, 222 00:10:59,181 --> 00:11:01,781 but I'm not going to lie, breastfeeding two at once 223 00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:05,501 makes you feel a bit like a Mr. Whippy machine. 224 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,741 But really it's actually great getting two out of the way like that. 225 00:11:08,781 --> 00:11:10,781 Me and Humph always said we wanted three plus, 226 00:11:10,861 --> 00:11:13,621 so this way we're a good 18 months ahead of "sched." 227 00:11:13,701 --> 00:11:15,821 - God, I just can't wait to be pregnant. 228 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,661 I'm just not sure that Christian's ready yet. 229 00:11:17,741 --> 00:11:20,221 - My darling, I'm just impressed you even got him this far. 230 00:11:20,301 --> 00:11:22,381 I'm grateful to you for calming him down. 231 00:11:22,461 --> 00:11:24,541 - Oh God, was he trouble, Vic? 232 00:11:24,621 --> 00:11:26,021 (all giggling) 233 00:11:26,101 --> 00:11:27,421 - Boys will be boys. 234 00:11:27,501 --> 00:11:29,421 - Do you remember that time he and his friends 235 00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:31,661 got accused of sexual assault at university? 236 00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:33,981 That was hilarious, we were grateful 237 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,661 that Daddy had a few powerful lawyer friends 238 00:11:35,741 --> 00:11:37,661 that day, I can tell you. 239 00:11:37,741 --> 00:11:39,701 Still boys will be boys. 240 00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:44,301 - He wasn't charged. 241 00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:49,901 - Hi, Robyn, it's me. I'm here with the girls. 242 00:11:49,981 --> 00:11:51,141 I think we should stick together, 243 00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:52,781 safety in numbers and all that. 244 00:11:52,861 --> 00:11:54,501 I'm slightly worried we're gonna be herded 245 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,981 into a giant wicked tea pot and burned to death. 246 00:11:58,061 --> 00:11:59,221 Okay, bye. 247 00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:01,341 - Any luck? 248 00:12:03,301 --> 00:12:04,541 - Wife number two. 249 00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:15,901 - [Damien] Caroline. 250 00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:17,741 - Hi. 251 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,901 - Thank you so much for coming. 252 00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:21,181 You look wonderful. 253 00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:23,701 - Thank you, Damien. How are you bearing up? 254 00:12:23,781 --> 00:12:26,021 - Just trying to get everybody through today. 255 00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:27,661 Give the old man a proper send-off. 256 00:12:27,741 --> 00:12:29,501 - I'm sure he'd be very proud. 257 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:30,661 - Are you? 258 00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:34,901 - Bessie-- Have you met Bessie? 259 00:12:34,981 --> 00:12:37,581 - Hey, Bessie. Oh, look at that! 260 00:12:37,661 --> 00:12:39,301 - Oh. - Hello in there. 261 00:12:39,381 --> 00:12:41,741 - [Caroline] This is Kaz? - Oh yes, I think we met 262 00:12:41,821 --> 00:12:44,061 when you were very little. 263 00:12:44,141 --> 00:12:46,301 You're a grandmother, incredible. 264 00:12:46,381 --> 00:12:48,141 It's true what they say, isn't it, really? 265 00:12:48,221 --> 00:12:50,541 Really doesn't crack, does it? 266 00:12:50,621 --> 00:12:53,341 - Oh, Caroline, do you remember my mother, Elizabeth? 267 00:12:53,421 --> 00:12:56,781 - Oh, you came? - I was honored to be invited. 268 00:12:56,861 --> 00:13:00,261 - Well he did stipulate in his dying wishes. 269 00:13:03,621 --> 00:13:04,861 Colorful dress. 270 00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:08,541 Would one call it a dress? 271 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,461 It's perfect. It really stands out... 272 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,581 amongst all this dowdy black. 273 00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:17,981 I suppose you've come to make sure 274 00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:19,661 you're not cut out of the will. 275 00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:21,261 - Oh, quite right. 276 00:13:21,341 --> 00:13:23,341 When you spent all these years digging up the gold, 277 00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:24,981 you don't want to get pipped at the finish line. 278 00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:26,261 (Elizabeth laughing) 279 00:13:26,341 --> 00:13:28,781 - You are very bold, aren't you? 280 00:13:31,701 --> 00:13:34,541 (phone vibrating) 281 00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:39,621 - Danny, Danny, what an unexpected surprise. 282 00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:40,741 - [Danny] Where the fuck is Robyn? 283 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,221 I'm losing my shit here. 284 00:13:42,301 --> 00:13:44,221 - Whoa, whoa, you need to slow down. 285 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,021 - [Danny] Did she speak to you about the journalist? 286 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,981 - Abby Reese? - What about Abby Reese? 287 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,781 - [Danny] She's got pictures, me sucking up the white stuff 288 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,821 like a fucking aardvark at an ant farm! 289 00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:53,621 - I've already told Robyn all this. - You spoke to Robyn? 290 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,341 - [Danny] Hours ago, she said she'd come over. 291 00:13:55,421 --> 00:13:57,621 - Okay, Danny, I'm sending someone to you right now, 292 00:13:57,701 --> 00:13:59,861 just don't do anything stupid, okay? 293 00:13:59,941 --> 00:14:02,861 Hang in there darling, someone will be right with you. 294 00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,421 Suck a donkey dick. 295 00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:09,061 - (line ringing) - Come on. 296 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,461 - [Robyn] Hey, it's Robyn, I'm busy right now, 297 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:11,741 but leave me a message after the-- 298 00:14:11,821 --> 00:14:13,261 - Oh, for fuck's sake! 299 00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:14,781 (phone ringing) 300 00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:22,061 - Caroline. - Where the fuck is Robyn? 301 00:14:22,141 --> 00:14:23,901 - Haven't heard from her since yesterday. 302 00:14:23,981 --> 00:14:26,221 - I need someone at Danny Davis' house right now. 303 00:14:26,301 --> 00:14:29,141 Reese is running a story, he's freaking out and needs containing. 304 00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:31,181 - I'm at my sister-in-law's Hendu. 305 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,461 - I don't give a herd a flying cocks where you are. 306 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:37,301 Someone needs to be at his house within the hour. 307 00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:38,461 - Fuck! 308 00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:41,101 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 309 00:14:42,821 --> 00:14:44,901 - [Robyn] Hey, it's Robyn, I'm busy right now. 310 00:14:44,981 --> 00:14:47,821 - Oh, not kicked that filthy habit then? 311 00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:50,741 Still, I suppose at least it keeps you thin. 312 00:14:50,821 --> 00:14:54,901 Could you at least make an effort to be civil for Madeline's sake? 313 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,781 - I'm sorry, Mommy, I'm just not as practiced 314 00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:59,061 at disguising my inner reptile as you are. 315 00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:00,661 Look, I might just need to nip out for a sec, 316 00:15:00,741 --> 00:15:02,861 there's been an emergency at work. 317 00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,501 - I wondered how long it would take 318 00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:06,701 before you found an excuse to disappear. 319 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,461 I thought you might at least make it to cocktails. 320 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:10,821 Go then, off you go. 321 00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:12,381 - Oh, Mommy, I'll be back as soon-- 322 00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:14,101 - You don't have anything to prove, you know? 323 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,501 I know you think you're better than everyone, 324 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,781 because you work at weekends and you swear 325 00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:21,181 and you go on marches about tampon tax. 326 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:23,021 - Oh, I'm sorry, would you prefer me to just drown 327 00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:24,301 my potential in Prosecco? 328 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,621 Just squeeze out some pretty babies, 329 00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:27,381 whilst obsessing over catchment areas 330 00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:28,981 and getting my home featured in Hound And Gardens? 331 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,301 - Everybody loves a little bit of rebellion, 332 00:15:30,381 --> 00:15:33,501 but one always defaults to what one knows. 333 00:15:33,581 --> 00:15:35,661 Now, it might take some people longer than others but it happens, 334 00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:37,141 my advice to you, 335 00:15:37,221 --> 00:15:38,861 try not to make it too long a journey back, 336 00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:42,741 because unlike your brother, you do have a time limit. 337 00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:47,181 Well, good luck with your emergency. 338 00:15:47,261 --> 00:15:51,101 Don't bother coming back in, no need to make a scene. 339 00:16:02,621 --> 00:16:06,861 - Hello, I'm Melody. You must be Danny. 340 00:16:06,941 --> 00:16:09,021 - It can be hard being a son, 341 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:12,821 when your father is a man like my dad. 342 00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:16,701 He casts a long shadow. He came from meager beginnings, 343 00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:21,461 God almighty, this is depressing. 344 00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:24,621 Who the fuck all these dreary people? 345 00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:26,621 I don't even know who half of them are. 346 00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:28,861 The other half I never liked anyway. 347 00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:31,981 My send-off was supposed to be shot out of a cannon from a super yacht. 348 00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:33,741 - The family wanted the modest affair, 349 00:16:33,821 --> 00:16:35,861 I was lucky to get an invite. 350 00:16:35,941 --> 00:16:38,021 What are you wearing? 351 00:16:38,101 --> 00:16:40,221 My funeral. I can wear whatever the fuck I want. 352 00:16:40,301 --> 00:16:42,181 - Despite initial struggles with 353 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:44,821 what we now know to be dyslexia. 354 00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:47,581 - Oh dear God, are these the best anecdotes 355 00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:49,261 he can come up with? 356 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:55,581 I once snorted a gram of cocaine off Kylie Minogue's bottom 357 00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:58,501 and then rode a Shetland pony into a swimming pool. 358 00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:00,581 (laughs, coughs) 359 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,661 Don't laugh at guests, darling. 360 00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:06,261 Standing out enough as it is. 361 00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:10,061 - Force in the lives of the ones we love as he was. 362 00:17:10,141 --> 00:17:12,021 We love you, Dad. 363 00:17:12,101 --> 00:17:13,421 - Boring. 364 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,981 - There was an old man from Kintyre 365 00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:32,501 who worked his whole life in PR. 366 00:17:32,581 --> 00:17:36,341 He drank like a duck and he liked a good book 367 00:17:36,461 --> 00:17:40,261 and could do more blow than Richard Pryor. 368 00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:41,581 Thank you. 369 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,581 (upbeat music) 370 00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:53,741 - That is why I married you. 371 00:17:57,341 --> 00:17:59,221 - Powerful words. 372 00:17:59,301 --> 00:18:01,821 - I wasn't gonna stand up there and recite Keats. 373 00:18:01,941 --> 00:18:03,581 The man was a punk, a beautiful punk. 374 00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,101 He'd have hated all this pomp. 375 00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:07,421 The least I can do to honor his memory 376 00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:10,461 is bring my own little slice of anarchy to the proceedings. 377 00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:12,581 - I think he'll be very proud of your efforts. 378 00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:13,821 - You're such a fucking bad ass. 379 00:18:13,901 --> 00:18:16,101 - Kaz! - Sorry, but she is. 380 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,901 - How are you feeling? 381 00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:26,581 - Hungry, will you head inside and find somewhere to sit 382 00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:28,501 as far away from the grownups as possible? 383 00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:31,101 I need to go the bathroom. 384 00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:33,101 (upbeat music) 385 00:18:49,341 --> 00:18:51,341 (weeping) 386 00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:03,541 (all giggling) 387 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,061 - [Man] Eve Carter Price? 388 00:19:05,101 --> 00:19:07,341 - That's me. - Yes. 389 00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:09,981 - Your party has been upgraded. - What? 390 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:13,061 - (upbeat music) - (cheering) 391 00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:22,101 - Oh my God! 392 00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:23,341 (cheering) 393 00:19:25,461 --> 00:19:26,701 - Unbelievable. 394 00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:33,821 - O-M-G, who's Gabriel? 395 00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:36,181 - Oh nothing, he's a client. 396 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:38,021 - Nice of him to upgrade us. 397 00:19:38,101 --> 00:19:40,581 Sounds like someone's been giving him special treatment. 398 00:19:40,661 --> 00:19:43,181 - Um, who is this? - What does he do? 399 00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:46,021 - He builds electric planes. 400 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,101 - Shut the front door, not Gabriel Cole? 401 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,901 - Stop it. - Who? 402 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,781 - Gabriel Cole, he's like this sexy billionaire tech 403 00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:54,341 entrepreneur slash playboy guy, right? 404 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,701 - Is that the guy? - Yeah, that's the guy. 405 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,501 - Really? 406 00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:00,181 - I mean, it's nothing, we've been on a few dates. 407 00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:02,341 (all laughing) 408 00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:04,341 - Let's drink to that. 409 00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:05,541 Lucky bitch. 410 00:20:08,061 --> 00:20:10,541 - So, I didn't know you are seeing anyone. 411 00:20:10,581 --> 00:20:12,541 Billionaire tech entrepreneur, hey? 412 00:20:12,581 --> 00:20:14,581 How'd you manage that? 413 00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:17,541 Actually don't answer that. 414 00:20:22,341 --> 00:20:24,981 (all toasting) 415 00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,421 - That was quite a speech. 416 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:29,741 Did you write it yourself? 417 00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:32,341 - These o'dourves are precious. 418 00:20:32,461 --> 00:20:34,101 I feel like I'm in a TV movie 419 00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:35,781 about Princess Michael of Kent. 420 00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:38,581 - Well, we can't all be as avant-garde as you. 421 00:20:38,661 --> 00:20:41,661 - That's the problem with old money I find. 422 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,901 People simply don't know how to spend it. 423 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,581 - Whereas people who spend other people's money 424 00:20:45,701 --> 00:20:47,661 seem to be able to do it was no trouble at all. 425 00:20:47,741 --> 00:20:49,741 - Oh, stop flirting, you're turning me on. 426 00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:51,541 - Have you always been this vulgar? 427 00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:54,101 I suppose that's why Duncan liked you so much. 428 00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:57,461 - That and my magnificent cooch. 429 00:20:57,541 --> 00:20:58,941 Please excuse me. 430 00:21:01,981 --> 00:21:04,301 (Kaz giggling) 431 00:21:06,781 --> 00:21:08,341 Hilarious affairs aren't they, these things? 432 00:21:08,461 --> 00:21:10,461 - This is Mimi. 433 00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,701 - Caroline Mills, grieving widow, 434 00:21:12,781 --> 00:21:15,701 and this is my 15-year-old daughter. 435 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,901 - Oh, I'm actually her granddaughter. 436 00:21:21,261 --> 00:21:23,501 - Can I get you something to drink? 437 00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:25,341 - Yes I'd love a glass of champagne, 438 00:21:25,461 --> 00:21:27,581 and she'll have orange juice. 439 00:21:32,301 --> 00:21:33,941 - Mimi. 440 00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:35,661 - Volvo? 441 00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:37,661 - Deepak's gonna kill me. 442 00:21:37,741 --> 00:21:40,941 He's gonna straight-up nuts in a nutribullet murder me. 443 00:21:41,021 --> 00:21:42,341 - Well, Danny I think he's gonna understand. 444 00:21:42,461 --> 00:21:44,101 - You guys are a team. -(Danny giggling) 445 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,541 - Understand? He hates me, babe, 446 00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:48,101 He's been meaning to go it alone 447 00:21:48,221 --> 00:21:49,341 ever since I fingered the head of BBC Three's 448 00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:52,101 missus at the summer ball. 449 00:21:52,181 --> 00:21:55,981 We were both smashed. We drank a jug of Pimm's each. 450 00:21:56,061 --> 00:21:58,021 I could barely find the hole. 451 00:21:58,101 --> 00:21:59,501 - Okay, well-- 452 00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:01,501 - I'm such a fucking idiot. 453 00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:04,101 Ah, I need a bump. 454 00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:05,821 - I need a bump. - What are you doing? 455 00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:07,301 - I'm losing my shit here. 456 00:22:07,381 --> 00:22:08,501 I need something to take the edge off 457 00:22:08,581 --> 00:22:10,021 or I'm gonna lose it. 458 00:22:10,101 --> 00:22:11,861 - No, no, I am under strict instructions. 459 00:22:11,941 --> 00:22:13,581 Please just don't, just, 460 00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:15,781 Danny do not do this, Danny! 461 00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:17,341 (blowing) 462 00:22:27,261 --> 00:22:29,981 (Danny laughing) 463 00:22:33,781 --> 00:22:35,301 (giggling) 464 00:22:39,701 --> 00:22:41,101 (Danny weeping) 465 00:22:41,181 --> 00:22:43,061 - Oh no, no, don't cry. 466 00:22:44,381 --> 00:22:46,341 Oh no, no, Danny don't cry. 467 00:22:46,421 --> 00:22:47,901 (weeping) 468 00:22:49,261 --> 00:22:52,301 (upbeat music) 469 00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:54,581 You're upset about the cocaine? 470 00:22:54,661 --> 00:22:57,701 (upbeat music) 471 00:22:57,781 --> 00:23:00,181 - This was very kind of him. 472 00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:01,141 - What? 473 00:23:01,221 --> 00:23:03,421 - Your friend, Gabriel. 474 00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:05,941 He's obviously very generous. 475 00:23:06,021 --> 00:23:07,941 - Very rich, you mean? 476 00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:12,221 - I'm happy for you, darling. Really, I am. 477 00:23:12,301 --> 00:23:14,061 You found someone. 478 00:23:14,141 --> 00:23:15,861 I mean, it's all I've ever wanted for you. 479 00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:17,341 - Really? 480 00:23:17,421 --> 00:23:18,501 That's all? 481 00:23:18,581 --> 00:23:20,701 Why? 482 00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:23,941 Anybody at all, doesn't matter what they're like, 483 00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:26,141 just as long as they've got a nice haircut 484 00:23:26,221 --> 00:23:29,261 and plenty of cash, right? 485 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:33,661 - Sometimes, darling, you do sound like such a child. 486 00:23:33,741 --> 00:23:35,341 - Excuse me? 487 00:23:35,421 --> 00:23:36,501 - Sweetheart. 488 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,301 (indistinct) 489 00:23:38,381 --> 00:23:40,941 Quid pro quo. 490 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:42,861 This is not one of the worst things 491 00:23:42,941 --> 00:23:45,541 - you could settle for. - Wow! 492 00:23:45,621 --> 00:23:51,141 - You think you're so emancipated, don't you? 493 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,341 That's not empowerment you're standing on, sweetheart, 494 00:23:53,421 --> 00:23:54,661 it's privilege. 495 00:23:54,741 --> 00:23:56,861 Oh, by all means, carry on having sex 496 00:23:56,941 --> 00:23:58,821 with all these strangers, 497 00:23:58,901 --> 00:24:01,101 under the pretense that it's you objectifying them, 498 00:24:01,181 --> 00:24:03,341 but sweetheart, no matter what your politics are, 499 00:24:03,421 --> 00:24:05,781 they're the ones showing off to their friends 500 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,901 about the filthy posh bitch 501 00:24:07,981 --> 00:24:09,941 who demeaned herself for their pleasure. 502 00:24:10,021 --> 00:24:12,781 You think you're better than these girls, don't you? 503 00:24:12,861 --> 00:24:14,501 Why's that? Because you know you could have 504 00:24:14,581 --> 00:24:16,221 any one of their husband's tiny little schlongs? 505 00:24:16,301 --> 00:24:17,741 Well, I'm sure you're welcome to them, 506 00:24:17,821 --> 00:24:21,101 because they have his money, his security 507 00:24:21,181 --> 00:24:23,901 and his children. 508 00:24:23,981 --> 00:24:28,221 You get to be a wife or a mistress, Eve, not both. 509 00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:32,861 At least these women pretend to have class. 510 00:24:43,741 --> 00:24:45,061 - Fuck's sake! 511 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,061 (upbeat music) 512 00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:08,181 - I love this game. 513 00:25:08,261 --> 00:25:09,661 I used to play this with my mom and dad 514 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:12,101 when we went on camping holidays. 515 00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:14,101 - Have you got any brothers and sisters? 516 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:15,661 When I was on holiday, 517 00:25:15,741 --> 00:25:17,221 my brother used to steal my underpants 518 00:25:17,301 --> 00:25:19,301 and lock me in stranger's bedrooms. 519 00:25:19,381 --> 00:25:21,661 (giggling) 520 00:25:21,741 --> 00:25:22,901 Boys, hey? 521 00:25:25,861 --> 00:25:28,421 So tell me what's a nice girl like you doing working in PR? 522 00:25:28,501 --> 00:25:30,901 You seem like you got too much of a soul? 523 00:25:30,981 --> 00:25:32,821 - I like it. I like helping people. 524 00:25:32,901 --> 00:25:35,541 - Bollocks. If you really wanted to help people, 525 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,341 you'd be wiping old people's asses 526 00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:39,181 or volunteering for one of those charities 527 00:25:39,261 --> 00:25:40,781 that give flip flops to hobos. 528 00:25:40,861 --> 00:25:42,261 - All right. 529 00:25:44,141 --> 00:25:47,621 I like the drama as well and the glamor. 530 00:25:47,701 --> 00:25:50,501 I mean, come on, this is pretty cool right now. 531 00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:51,701 'Cause I've been watching you on the telly 532 00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:53,581 since I was like, what, seven? 533 00:25:53,661 --> 00:25:55,221 And I'm just sitting here playing cards 534 00:25:55,301 --> 00:25:56,341 and eating Hawaiian pizza. 535 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:58,461 - Seven? 536 00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:00,901 Christ, go easy on me, love, 537 00:26:00,981 --> 00:26:02,821 I'm in a fragile enough mental state as it is. 538 00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:04,101 (laughs) 539 00:26:08,381 --> 00:26:11,461 I don't go to that place 'cause I'm a sex addict, by the way-- 540 00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:12,901 the knocking shop. 541 00:26:12,981 --> 00:26:15,661 I mean I used to go there for the girls. 542 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:18,461 I know that sounds grubby, but, in my head, 543 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:21,741 I felt better than just going to nightclubs 544 00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:24,981 and shagging girls 'cause I was famous. 545 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:28,101 There was this one girl there, Cheryl. 546 00:26:28,181 --> 00:26:31,021 We really hit it off, so we started. 547 00:26:32,941 --> 00:26:37,701 Couldn't really call it a relationship, but she had a kid. 548 00:26:40,261 --> 00:26:42,341 - Oh my God, your kid? 549 00:26:42,421 --> 00:26:44,461 - No one knows. 550 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,661 Just Deepak, obviously, and Robyn. 551 00:26:51,421 --> 00:26:54,341 She managed to keep it all out of the press. 552 00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:56,461 - Danny, please don't get upset. 553 00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:59,861 - What sort of muppet messes this up, hey? 554 00:26:59,941 --> 00:27:02,461 I come from nothing. 555 00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:05,181 I've had the whole world literally on its knees 556 00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:08,741 with my wang in their lips, 557 00:27:08,821 --> 00:27:11,701 and I still managed to mess it up. 558 00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:19,421 - God, you've got a real way with words. 559 00:27:19,501 --> 00:27:20,661 - Thank you. 560 00:27:20,741 --> 00:27:24,301 (upbeat music) 561 00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:26,781 - I'll have a martini, dry and dirty. 562 00:27:26,861 --> 00:27:30,261 - Here she is, the wicked stepmother. 563 00:27:30,341 --> 00:27:33,021 Caroline, Bessie, this is my wife, Charlotte. 564 00:27:33,101 --> 00:27:35,461 Charlotte, this is my stepmom, Caroline. 565 00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:38,421 She had an affair with my dad when I was, what, 14? 566 00:27:38,501 --> 00:27:40,341 Then they moved to New York 567 00:27:40,421 --> 00:27:43,101 and Poulsen PR became Mills Poulsen PR. 568 00:27:43,181 --> 00:27:46,181 She even managed to convince him to put her name first. 569 00:27:46,261 --> 00:27:47,901 That's that's how good she is at her job. 570 00:27:47,981 --> 00:27:50,181 - Well, I can't claim credit 571 00:27:50,261 --> 00:27:51,501 for the order of the alphabet. 572 00:27:51,581 --> 00:27:53,501 - I'm sure you'd try. 573 00:27:53,581 --> 00:27:55,341 Hey, sis, what's cooking? 574 00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:57,421 - It's amazing to see how much you've grown up, Damien. 575 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:59,301 - Touché. - Honey, why don't we get another drink? 576 00:27:59,381 --> 00:28:01,621 - Not your conventional stepmom. 577 00:28:01,701 --> 00:28:05,781 I mean, can you imagine this Amazonian goddess 578 00:28:05,861 --> 00:28:08,021 coming into your life when you're a 14-year-old boy 579 00:28:08,101 --> 00:28:09,781 wanting you to call her mommy? 580 00:28:09,861 --> 00:28:12,141 - Sweetheart, I never wanted you to call me mommy. 581 00:28:12,221 --> 00:28:14,661 - It's a confusing time for a boy of that age full of hormones, 582 00:28:14,741 --> 00:28:16,581 I mean what were you at the time 26? 583 00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:18,101 - Damien don't be a-- 584 00:28:18,181 --> 00:28:21,021 - Still, I suppose every family needs their black sheep. 585 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,301 - Damien. 586 00:28:28,301 --> 00:28:30,461 - Honey, would you get me a drink? 587 00:28:31,941 --> 00:28:32,981 Please. 588 00:28:33,061 --> 00:28:34,541 - I'll give you a hand. 589 00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:44,141 (Damien weeping) 590 00:28:53,821 --> 00:28:57,101 - Damien, I'm sorry about your father. He loved you very much 591 00:28:57,181 --> 00:29:00,381 and I'm sorry you're still angry 592 00:29:00,461 --> 00:29:01,781 about your parents' divorce. 593 00:29:01,861 --> 00:29:03,141 - I'm not angry. 594 00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:06,941 They hated each other anyway. 595 00:29:09,101 --> 00:29:10,941 Look, it's fine, I mean, 596 00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:13,181 I'm sure when I'm in my 50s 597 00:29:13,261 --> 00:29:15,061 I'll start fucking the help too. 598 00:29:18,021 --> 00:29:20,021 - Don't you talk to me like that. 599 00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:22,981 Don't you talk to any woman like that, you little brat. 600 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:26,261 - Have you seen the will? 601 00:29:26,341 --> 00:29:27,981 You might wanna be more careful 602 00:29:28,061 --> 00:29:30,861 about not pissing off your biggest shareholder. 603 00:29:37,141 --> 00:29:39,341 (laughing) 604 00:29:39,421 --> 00:29:41,501 (upbeat music) 605 00:30:22,501 --> 00:30:24,621 - So would you like a dance? 606 00:30:24,701 --> 00:30:27,701 - Oh, no, thank you. I'm enjoying the show here. 607 00:30:27,781 --> 00:30:29,741 - Are these your friends? 608 00:30:29,821 --> 00:30:32,221 - That's my mother there, 609 00:30:32,301 --> 00:30:34,021 the the one that looks like the matriarch from a Greek tragedy 610 00:30:34,101 --> 00:30:35,981 who's just agreed the death of a thousand babies. 611 00:30:36,061 --> 00:30:37,381 She just wants me married off. 612 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,381 The shame of having an un-betrothed child 613 00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:42,341 is just awfully difficult to explain in the family newsletter. 614 00:30:42,421 --> 00:30:44,461 "You can be a wife or a mistress, Eve, not both." 615 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:46,821 - Virgins or whores? - Right. Exactly. 616 00:30:48,821 --> 00:30:50,581 - Oh, and also I just, um-- 617 00:30:50,661 --> 00:30:54,261 I spiked their champagne with ecstasy. 618 00:30:58,181 --> 00:31:00,261 I do realize that drugging a room full of strangers 619 00:31:00,341 --> 00:31:03,141 without their consent is not cool. 620 00:31:05,141 --> 00:31:08,181 But my mom's a massive bitch. 621 00:31:08,261 --> 00:31:09,741 Sorry, not sorry. 622 00:31:12,061 --> 00:31:14,061 - [Robyn] Hey, it's Robyn. I'm busy right now, 623 00:31:14,141 --> 00:31:15,341 but leave me a message after-- 624 00:31:15,421 --> 00:31:17,501 - Right, no more now, give it to me. 625 00:31:17,581 --> 00:31:19,301 Give it to me. 626 00:31:24,101 --> 00:31:26,381 I don't know how you do it. 627 00:31:26,461 --> 00:31:28,341 - What? - That. 628 00:31:28,421 --> 00:31:30,261 This. 629 00:31:30,341 --> 00:31:32,021 Does it not bother you, 630 00:31:32,101 --> 00:31:38,581 constantly being surrounded by these people? 631 00:31:38,661 --> 00:31:40,181 You know, as a psychologist or-- 632 00:31:40,261 --> 00:31:42,021 - Actually, please not now, I'm tired. 633 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:43,341 - Sorry. 634 00:31:45,581 --> 00:31:47,861 I just don't know how you survived it. 635 00:31:47,941 --> 00:31:50,021 - The joy of social mobility 636 00:31:50,101 --> 00:31:52,501 is you get to realize that everyone's a prick. 637 00:31:52,581 --> 00:31:55,061 (giggling) 638 00:31:56,301 --> 00:31:58,381 It was amazing, Mom, honestly. 639 00:31:58,461 --> 00:32:01,341 Very proud of you, what you did, 640 00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:03,701 Hope you know that. 641 00:32:03,781 --> 00:32:06,261 I know sometimes-- 642 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,421 I mean, if I ever seemed ungrateful-- 643 00:32:08,501 --> 00:32:09,661 - Oh, Bessie. 644 00:32:09,741 --> 00:32:11,141 - No, a black single mother 645 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,541 from a councilor estate in Croydon to-- 646 00:32:13,621 --> 00:32:16,101 - Black single grandmother being looked down upon 647 00:32:16,181 --> 00:32:17,941 by room full of rich white people. 648 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,341 - They are not looking down at you, 649 00:32:19,421 --> 00:32:21,861 they are fucking terrified of you. 650 00:32:25,781 --> 00:32:27,301 I'm sorry, 651 00:32:27,381 --> 00:32:29,021 Well... 652 00:32:29,101 --> 00:32:32,181 I know I probably wasn't around enough. 653 00:32:32,261 --> 00:32:33,981 - No, I get it. 654 00:32:34,061 --> 00:32:35,581 - I just wanted you to have everything you wanted. 655 00:32:35,661 --> 00:32:40,101 - And you wanted you to have everything you wanted, 656 00:32:40,181 --> 00:32:42,781 and that's okay. 657 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:49,301 - I had an affair, you know. 658 00:32:49,381 --> 00:32:52,101 His name was Gerald, he's dead now. 659 00:32:52,181 --> 00:32:54,781 He died in a yachting accident. 660 00:32:54,861 --> 00:32:56,381 He had a holiday home on the coast, 661 00:32:56,461 --> 00:32:58,501 he used to take me there sometimes and made love to me. 662 00:32:58,581 --> 00:33:00,221 I'd let him do anything to me. 663 00:33:00,301 --> 00:33:02,821 He was a boarding school boy you know so, 664 00:33:02,901 --> 00:33:04,581 naturally he had a few perversions, 665 00:33:04,661 --> 00:33:06,021 you know what I mean. 666 00:33:06,101 --> 00:33:08,021 Sometimes we did it in the marital bed. 667 00:33:08,101 --> 00:33:10,741 I always left the sheets on. 668 00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:15,101 For when Duncan came home, I never told him. 669 00:33:15,181 --> 00:33:19,541 Even when you happened, I never told him. 670 00:33:19,621 --> 00:33:22,461 Didn't wanna let him off the hook. 671 00:33:24,341 --> 00:33:25,461 Anyway. 672 00:33:28,781 --> 00:33:31,901 - These people are so fucking weird. 673 00:33:31,981 --> 00:33:34,461 (upbeat music) 674 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:38,261 - Look at that thing. 675 00:33:38,341 --> 00:33:41,341 Fucking twins. My cooch looks like a beef tomato 676 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:43,141 that's been shot with an airgun. 677 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:46,101 I do six hours of Pilates a week, 678 00:33:46,181 --> 00:33:47,941 still looks like a lollipop lady 679 00:33:48,021 --> 00:33:52,781 with carpal tunnel syndrome trying to grip her stick. 680 00:33:52,861 --> 00:33:55,661 It's an actual fucking tragedy. 681 00:33:58,381 --> 00:33:59,741 - Here she is. 682 00:33:59,821 --> 00:34:02,061 My beautiful girl. 683 00:34:03,821 --> 00:34:07,301 My God, you are so beautiful, do you know? 684 00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:13,061 - I know, Mommy, why must I squander my diminishing-- 685 00:34:13,141 --> 00:34:15,581 - No, no, seriously look, look, 686 00:34:15,661 --> 00:34:17,221 bones in your skin. 687 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:25,221 Isn't it amazing to think that you came out of my tummy? 688 00:34:25,341 --> 00:34:28,341 I mean, isn't that just bloody mental? 689 00:34:29,461 --> 00:34:31,661 Oh, when you were a little girl, 690 00:34:31,701 --> 00:34:32,941 a baby, I couldn't-- 691 00:34:33,021 --> 00:34:34,581 I couldn't stop smelling you, 692 00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:36,181 and everyone thought I was this mad woman, 693 00:34:36,301 --> 00:34:37,661 but I couldn't get enough. 694 00:34:37,781 --> 00:34:41,341 Oh, I just-- Oh, I just couldn't get enough. 695 00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:45,101 I just-- 696 00:34:45,181 --> 00:34:48,621 I really, really love you. 697 00:34:48,661 --> 00:34:50,461 Do you know that? 698 00:34:52,861 --> 00:34:54,381 - I love you, too. 699 00:34:56,421 --> 00:35:00,981 - My baby girl. Oh, my baby. 700 00:35:03,141 --> 00:35:05,981 Good gracious look at you. 701 00:35:06,061 --> 00:35:08,061 I mean, you are-- 702 00:35:08,141 --> 00:35:10,781 You are really beautiful, too. 703 00:35:13,061 --> 00:35:15,141 Your bones... 704 00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:17,621 oil skin... 705 00:35:17,661 --> 00:35:19,221 ooh. 706 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,141 - Why does weeing feel so good? 707 00:35:32,181 --> 00:35:35,181 - Oh my God, you're crying, why? 708 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,181 - Oh, nothing honestly. 709 00:35:40,461 --> 00:35:42,501 My mother. 710 00:35:42,581 --> 00:35:43,981 - Yeah, they do that. 711 00:35:44,061 --> 00:35:46,861 Why do you think my mine wasn't invited? 712 00:35:46,941 --> 00:35:49,981 - I'm sorry. - What for? 713 00:35:52,661 --> 00:35:56,581 - I was angry with my mother and so I wanted to show her 714 00:35:56,661 --> 00:35:59,661 all you classy bitches are just as basic as I am. 715 00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,661 And so I spiked the champagne with molly. 716 00:36:01,781 --> 00:36:04,021 - Which one's Molly, is she a stripper? 717 00:36:09,181 --> 00:36:11,661 It must be safe for all of us. 718 00:36:11,701 --> 00:36:13,541 Most of these girls have been planning their wedding 719 00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:15,701 since they were teenagers. 720 00:36:18,781 --> 00:36:20,581 I wish I was like you. 721 00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:25,701 Strong enough to swim against the current. 722 00:36:25,821 --> 00:36:28,181 Rest of us, the water just washes us away. 723 00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:32,181 I mean, do you think I wanna marry your brother? 724 00:36:32,301 --> 00:36:34,461 We've been together for 18 months, 725 00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:37,701 and he's (indistinct) me twice. 726 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,621 Shagged a woman that runs a canine grooming salon. 727 00:36:40,661 --> 00:36:44,141 I mean, seriously, he chose me. 728 00:36:46,021 --> 00:36:49,541 I'm 28, I'm too scared to say no. 729 00:36:49,621 --> 00:36:52,301 It's not just me, you know, 730 00:36:52,381 --> 00:36:56,461 Allegra's husband shags prostitutes on business trips, 731 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:58,541 Camilla's husband wanks off to Japanese pornography 732 00:36:58,621 --> 00:37:00,301 when he thinks she's asleep, 733 00:37:00,381 --> 00:37:02,581 and Casey's definitely gay. 734 00:37:04,421 --> 00:37:08,181 Their weddings were bloody beautiful. 735 00:37:11,381 --> 00:37:14,221 I'm going to do a sick, get out. 736 00:37:16,141 --> 00:37:17,301 (vomiting) 737 00:37:17,381 --> 00:37:18,781 (upbeat music) 738 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:26,101 ♪ You say that you ♪ 739 00:37:26,181 --> 00:37:28,901 ♪ Never wanted to see ♪ 740 00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:30,941 ♪ Pictures of me ♪ 741 00:37:34,621 --> 00:37:37,621 ♪ But every time it comes around again ♪ 742 00:37:37,661 --> 00:37:40,221 ♪ It feeds my soul ♪ 743 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:42,541 ♪ And it plays my role ♪ 744 00:37:45,661 --> 00:37:48,821 ♪ But every time it comes around again ♪ 745 00:37:48,901 --> 00:37:51,381 ♪ It makes me cold ♪ 746 00:37:51,461 --> 00:37:53,901 ♪ And I lose control ♪ 747 00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:10,501 - You know we consider it pretty rude to not buy a dance? 748 00:38:10,581 --> 00:38:12,221 - How about I just pay for the conversation? 749 00:38:12,341 --> 00:38:15,501 - Babe, they're all just paying for the conversation. 750 00:38:15,581 --> 00:38:17,061 - Does your mother know what you do? 751 00:38:17,141 --> 00:38:19,621 - Yep. - And she's cool with it? 752 00:38:19,661 --> 00:38:24,221 - Not exactly, but then she works in brand management for Nestle, 753 00:38:24,341 --> 00:38:27,661 and, to be honest, I'm not exactly cool with that. 754 00:38:32,621 --> 00:38:36,181 Your mom's being sick in a plant pot. 755 00:38:36,221 --> 00:38:39,141 (upbeat music) 756 00:38:41,181 --> 00:38:43,581 (vomiting) 757 00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:50,821 (sirens wailing) 758 00:38:50,901 --> 00:38:54,781 - You hate me, you think I'm a horrible mother. 759 00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:59,461 - You are a horrible mother, 760 00:38:59,541 --> 00:39:01,781 but I don't hate you. 761 00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:02,941 This is the taxi. 762 00:39:03,021 --> 00:39:06,221 - [Eve] He's here for you, Mom. 763 00:39:06,341 --> 00:39:11,541 - Oh, darling, I did my best with what I had. 764 00:39:14,061 --> 00:39:15,101 - Me too. 765 00:39:16,981 --> 00:39:18,501 (slow calm music) 766 00:39:27,861 --> 00:39:31,381 (phone ringing) 767 00:39:34,901 --> 00:39:38,141 - Rob, my goodness, where've you been? 768 00:39:38,181 --> 00:39:40,061 I've had a hell of a night. 769 00:39:40,141 --> 00:39:42,661 - [Tom] Eve is that you? 770 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:43,901 - Tom? 771 00:39:52,901 --> 00:39:55,061 - You definitely don't wanna come in with us 772 00:39:55,141 --> 00:39:56,941 and squeeze in with the cans? 773 00:39:57,021 --> 00:40:00,941 - Thank you, darling, I am totally exhausted. 774 00:40:01,021 --> 00:40:03,181 Thank you for today. 775 00:40:03,221 --> 00:40:05,381 It meant a lot you being there. 776 00:40:05,461 --> 00:40:06,901 Would have meant a lot for Duncan as well. 777 00:40:06,981 --> 00:40:08,861 - Oh, come here. 778 00:40:12,581 --> 00:40:13,821 - I love you, Mimi. 779 00:40:13,901 --> 00:40:16,461 - I love you too, honey. 780 00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:17,821 - Come. 781 00:40:17,901 --> 00:40:19,141 (soft music) 782 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,061 - (giggling) Hi. 783 00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:05,341 - Well, I suppose I should get going. 784 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:08,581 - I suppose you should. 785 00:41:08,661 --> 00:41:11,701 Was I an act of rebellion for you? 786 00:41:13,421 --> 00:41:14,661 - Was I for you? 787 00:41:14,701 --> 00:41:17,541 (laughing) 788 00:41:17,621 --> 00:41:19,541 Your son's a prick, you know that? 789 00:41:19,621 --> 00:41:22,821 - Yeah, I know. 790 00:41:22,901 --> 00:41:24,981 Gets it from his mother, I'm afraid. 791 00:41:28,421 --> 00:41:29,861 - Goodbye, Poulson. 792 00:41:31,381 --> 00:41:32,661 - Goodbye, Mills. 793 00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:36,461 (upbeat music) 794 00:42:08,301 --> 00:42:10,861 - Did you get what I asked for? 795 00:42:11,901 --> 00:42:13,461 There's a good boy. 796 00:42:15,581 --> 00:42:17,781 - So? - No talking, please. Just get undressed. 797 00:42:17,861 --> 00:42:21,181 ♪ We'd be running around, 'cause we're not all there ♪ 798 00:42:21,301 --> 00:42:24,981 ♪ It really made me a believer ♪ 799 00:42:25,061 --> 00:42:27,501 ♪ They saw you coming and there was no way ♪ 800 00:42:27,581 --> 00:42:30,821 ♪ You know they always needed a leader ♪ 801 00:42:30,901 --> 00:42:34,501 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 802 00:42:34,581 --> 00:42:37,701 ♪ And I can't find a reason, baby ♪ 803 00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:41,101 ♪ Why I'm stuck in the ground ♪ 804 00:42:41,181 --> 00:42:44,581 ♪ But I can't be your leading lady ♪ 805 00:42:44,661 --> 00:42:47,461 ♪ I'm just stuck in the ground ♪ 806 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:49,661 ♪ Oh, no ♪