1 00:00:15,381 --> 00:00:17,141 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:23,861 --> 00:00:27,381 - Hey, Mom, sorry I'm late. 3 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,821 I forgot what cabs are like upstate. 4 00:00:28,901 --> 00:00:30,421 - I'm in no rush. 5 00:00:33,221 --> 00:00:35,221 Oh, fuck me, look at you. 6 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:37,581 How do you get more beautiful with age? 7 00:00:37,661 --> 00:00:39,781 Is it just you? - Ruth can't fly. 8 00:00:39,861 --> 00:00:42,901 - Of course, I'm only her mother. 9 00:00:42,981 --> 00:00:45,061 - She's about to give birth! - Already? 10 00:00:46,861 --> 00:00:48,381 I guess you'll have to do. 11 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:54,221 - So, how are you feeling? 12 00:00:54,301 --> 00:00:56,781 - That feels like a leading question. 13 00:00:56,861 --> 00:00:59,301 I feel ready to go. 14 00:00:59,381 --> 00:01:01,381 I've been here for six weeks, alone. 15 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:03,341 - Mom. 16 00:01:03,421 --> 00:01:06,781 I live in London, I have a job, I called the center, 17 00:01:06,861 --> 00:01:08,381 I arranged for you to come here. 18 00:01:08,461 --> 00:01:09,981 They actually said that it was better 19 00:01:10,061 --> 00:01:11,941 to come see you on your way out than on your way in. 20 00:01:12,021 --> 00:01:13,901 - Well, I'm sure they know best. 21 00:01:13,981 --> 00:01:15,341 - So, how was it? 22 00:01:15,421 --> 00:01:16,701 - How was what? 23 00:01:16,781 --> 00:01:18,221 - This place, did they take care of you? 24 00:01:18,301 --> 00:01:20,221 - It was fine. 25 00:01:20,301 --> 00:01:22,381 - Hm, you're welcome. 26 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:24,461 - Oh, I'm sorry honey. 27 00:01:24,541 --> 00:01:25,741 Did you want a thank you? 28 00:01:27,301 --> 00:01:32,301 I am, I'm so, so grateful, I really, really am, 29 00:01:32,381 --> 00:01:34,541 I'm just tired, yeah? 30 00:01:34,581 --> 00:01:37,861 This place is a fuck of a long way from Manhattan. 31 00:01:37,941 --> 00:01:40,141 I suppose you did that on purpose. 32 00:01:40,221 --> 00:01:42,221 - So, how are you feeling? 33 00:01:43,421 --> 00:01:44,621 - Peachy. 34 00:01:50,581 --> 00:01:53,301 (upbeat music) 35 00:01:56,461 --> 00:01:58,021 - I have a theory that cats are 36 00:01:58,101 --> 00:02:00,861 the most successfully evolved creatures on the planet. 37 00:02:00,941 --> 00:02:03,461 They do whatever they like, they go wherever they like, 38 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:06,141 I mean, even a dog you gotta put on a lead. 39 00:02:06,221 --> 00:02:08,221 You ever tried to put a lead on a cat? 40 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:09,501 I have. 41 00:02:09,581 --> 00:02:10,941 Tea? - Do you have coffee? 42 00:02:11,021 --> 00:02:12,781 - They do whatever they like. 43 00:02:12,861 --> 00:02:15,301 And then they have these human slaves who follow 'em around 44 00:02:15,381 --> 00:02:18,381 and give 'em a warm bed and regular meals 45 00:02:18,461 --> 00:02:21,021 and clean up their shit. 46 00:02:21,101 --> 00:02:23,061 - Mike, why are you called American Mike? 47 00:02:23,141 --> 00:02:26,021 - There were two Michaels in my class at school. 48 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,301 - Is that it? 49 00:02:29,381 --> 00:02:32,461 - I used to have terrible chapped hands when I was a kid. 50 00:02:32,581 --> 00:02:36,381 My mum made me wear these black leather gloves. 51 00:02:36,461 --> 00:02:38,781 Gary Goodman said they looked like the gloves 52 00:02:38,861 --> 00:02:41,261 that OJ Simpson used to murder his wife. 53 00:02:41,341 --> 00:02:44,301 Anyway, bit of bad news, 54 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:47,461 Dr. Dick's having his gall bladder removed. 55 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:50,021 So, I'm a little bit behind on my supply. 56 00:02:50,101 --> 00:02:52,141 - What? - No, don't panic. 57 00:02:52,181 --> 00:02:53,701 I got a plan B, I just might not be able 58 00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:55,061 to get 'em to you 'til this afternoon. 59 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:55,981 I got the rest of it, (pills shaking) 60 00:02:56,061 --> 00:02:57,461 got you some extra Ambien 61 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,141 'cause you said the last lot weren't working 62 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,901 but I don't need to tell you how easy this stuff is 63 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,501 to get hooked on. 64 00:03:03,581 --> 00:03:07,141 So, only use it when you absolutely need to, promise? 65 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,021 - Promise. (pills shaking) 66 00:03:10,101 --> 00:03:11,901 Thanks for the tea. 67 00:03:11,981 --> 00:03:12,901 You'll text me when that stuff gets in, 68 00:03:12,981 --> 00:03:13,861 yeah? - Right. 69 00:03:13,941 --> 00:03:15,941 (chiming music) 70 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,661 - [Melissa] Robyn, you son of a bitch. 71 00:03:22,741 --> 00:03:23,901 This is Melissa, how's London? 72 00:03:23,981 --> 00:03:25,461 Is it raining? 73 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:28,141 So listen, I got your message about Gabriel Cole. 74 00:03:28,221 --> 00:03:29,861 I don't want to get into it on the phone 75 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:32,581 but he had a thing with one of the girls in the office here 76 00:03:32,661 --> 00:03:34,541 and he got a bit intense. 77 00:03:34,621 --> 00:03:39,861 Put it like this, he's a man who likes to get his own way. 78 00:03:39,941 --> 00:03:43,181 - Hey, mm. 79 00:03:43,261 --> 00:03:46,261 - Mm, no, I have to work. 80 00:03:55,541 --> 00:03:57,301 (urinating) Don't mind me. 81 00:03:57,381 --> 00:03:59,661 - Stay the night. - I can't. 82 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:02,021 - Stay the night. - Gabriel, 83 00:04:02,101 --> 00:04:03,541 I've been here for two nights in a row. 84 00:04:03,621 --> 00:04:05,181 I need to go home, I need clothes. 85 00:04:05,261 --> 00:04:06,741 - I'll buy you new clothes. 86 00:04:06,821 --> 00:04:09,421 - I don't need new clothes, I need my clothes. 87 00:04:09,501 --> 00:04:12,021 - Well see, they will be your clothes. 88 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:13,381 (toilet flushing) 89 00:04:16,661 --> 00:04:17,741 - Ooh. - Where were we? 90 00:04:17,821 --> 00:04:18,981 - Wash your hands. 91 00:04:21,381 --> 00:04:22,501 (Gabriel sighs) 92 00:04:45,221 --> 00:04:46,941 - Ladies, this is William Pendleton 93 00:04:47,061 --> 00:04:49,261 and Beth Fannel. - Sorry. 94 00:04:52,701 --> 00:04:54,821 - William is planning to run for mayor 95 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:56,941 at the next London election 96 00:04:57,021 --> 00:04:59,381 and wants us to handle his campaign. 97 00:04:59,501 --> 00:05:01,661 - Look, I'm gonna cut to the chase. 98 00:05:01,741 --> 00:05:04,061 I want to be Party Leader in six years, 99 00:05:04,141 --> 00:05:06,141 Prime Minister in eight. 100 00:05:06,221 --> 00:05:09,381 That's the golden goose we're fattening up here. 101 00:05:09,461 --> 00:05:11,501 London Mayor's the first step to making that happen. 102 00:05:11,581 --> 00:05:13,181 - We don't really do campaign politics. 103 00:05:13,261 --> 00:05:14,821 - Exactly, that's why you're perfect. 104 00:05:14,901 --> 00:05:16,821 Politics doesn't do politics anymore. 105 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:18,821 It's all about PR. 106 00:05:18,941 --> 00:05:21,501 The last thing people want these days is a politician. 107 00:05:21,581 --> 00:05:23,221 Give 'em the stats Beth. 108 00:05:23,261 --> 00:05:25,941 - Greater London represents 73 U.K. constituencies 109 00:05:26,061 --> 00:05:28,741 but it's also home to 59% of the black population 110 00:05:28,821 --> 00:05:29,501 of the U.K. 111 00:05:29,581 --> 00:05:31,221 If we could engage those voters, 112 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:32,781 we would have a significant advantage. 113 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:34,221 - And I have something none 114 00:05:34,261 --> 00:05:38,101 of my fellow candidates can offer, I'm urban. 115 00:05:38,181 --> 00:05:40,381 The mistake everyone's making these days is pandering 116 00:05:40,461 --> 00:05:41,821 to the old people 117 00:05:41,901 --> 00:05:43,861 who are living too long and growing more 118 00:05:43,941 --> 00:05:46,181 and more conservative slash racist with age. 119 00:05:46,261 --> 00:05:47,421 You don't need to be a genius to figure out 120 00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:49,501 there will be a tipping point. 121 00:05:49,581 --> 00:05:51,341 Old people die. 122 00:05:51,421 --> 00:05:53,381 Young people come of age. 123 00:05:53,461 --> 00:05:55,061 - We believe within the next seven years, 124 00:05:55,141 --> 00:05:57,421 as generation alpha reaches voting age, 125 00:05:57,501 --> 00:05:59,301 the pendulum will swing significantly enough 126 00:05:59,381 --> 00:06:01,021 to command a majority. 127 00:06:01,101 --> 00:06:04,581 - Then all hail Mayor William who shalt be King hereafter. 128 00:06:07,581 --> 00:06:12,741 Look, look, these kids have grown up woke. 129 00:06:12,821 --> 00:06:14,341 They spent their whole teenage years listening 130 00:06:14,421 --> 00:06:17,101 to the adults argue about Brexit and MeToo 131 00:06:17,181 --> 00:06:18,661 and Trump and climate change 132 00:06:18,741 --> 00:06:20,381 whilst not doing a thing about it. 133 00:06:20,461 --> 00:06:22,541 And as a result, they're frustrated. 134 00:06:22,621 --> 00:06:24,101 They're angry. - Which means they'll vote. 135 00:06:24,181 --> 00:06:25,861 - And the good thing about these kids, 136 00:06:25,941 --> 00:06:27,461 all they care about is image. 137 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:28,901 When was the last time 138 00:06:28,981 --> 00:06:30,781 you saw a young person reading a manifesto? 139 00:06:30,861 --> 00:06:33,541 Personality not policy wins the day, 140 00:06:33,621 --> 00:06:34,901 so long as they can feel 141 00:06:34,981 --> 00:06:36,141 like they're being progressive enough 142 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:37,701 to shout about it on social media, 143 00:06:37,781 --> 00:06:40,341 they will literally take to the streets for you 144 00:06:40,421 --> 00:06:44,501 and what's more progressive than voting for the brown guy? 145 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:48,021 Not to mention Beth here, campaign manager. 146 00:06:48,101 --> 00:06:50,461 She's a woman and she's disabled. 147 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,181 Show them your arm. 148 00:06:53,261 --> 00:06:56,421 - (laughs) Please stop doing this in meetings. 149 00:06:59,181 --> 00:07:02,341 - So, what do you think? 150 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,861 - Do you even have tea? 151 00:07:04,941 --> 00:07:07,621 - I have wine. (sirens blaring) 152 00:07:07,701 --> 00:07:10,861 So, (sighs), how's London? 153 00:07:10,941 --> 00:07:12,981 - It's great, actually. - You really like it there, 154 00:07:13,061 --> 00:07:14,381 don't you? - Yeah, I do. 155 00:07:14,461 --> 00:07:15,781 - But isn't it cold? 156 00:07:15,861 --> 00:07:17,501 - No colder than here. 157 00:07:17,581 --> 00:07:20,021 - On the shelf, to the left of the fridge, the little tin. 158 00:07:22,181 --> 00:07:24,301 - This isn't tea. - It's herbal. 159 00:07:24,381 --> 00:07:26,021 - Mom, I literally just picked you up from treatment. 160 00:07:26,101 --> 00:07:27,821 - Not for pot. 161 00:07:27,901 --> 00:07:29,981 Come on, baby, please! 162 00:07:30,061 --> 00:07:31,661 It relaxes me. 163 00:07:34,461 --> 00:07:35,621 That's my girl. 164 00:07:37,741 --> 00:07:39,901 So, what do you want to do today? 165 00:07:41,301 --> 00:07:43,941 - I kinda have to work. - But you just got here. 166 00:07:44,021 --> 00:07:45,021 - Mom, the world can't 167 00:07:45,101 --> 00:07:47,061 just stop every time you do this. 168 00:07:47,141 --> 00:07:49,701 - What's that supposed to mean? 169 00:07:49,781 --> 00:07:50,421 - It's not supposed to mean anything. 170 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:52,581 - Every time I do this? 171 00:07:52,661 --> 00:07:55,621 I'm sorry, am I inconveniencing you? 172 00:07:55,701 --> 00:07:57,301 - Please don't. - Wait a minute. 173 00:07:57,381 --> 00:07:59,461 Do you think that I was crying wolf? 174 00:07:59,541 --> 00:08:01,581 Because let me tell you something, sweetheart. 175 00:08:01,661 --> 00:08:03,821 I goddamn meant it, okay? 176 00:08:07,181 --> 00:08:09,621 (sighs) Sorry, I'm sorry. 177 00:08:09,701 --> 00:08:13,261 I just, I'm anxious, you know? 178 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:16,821 It's these new meds they have me on. 179 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:19,661 They just, they make me, ugh. 180 00:08:19,741 --> 00:08:21,061 - It's okay. 181 00:08:28,901 --> 00:08:32,261 (sirens blare) - God. 182 00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:35,381 You are so pretty. - Not as pretty as you. 183 00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:38,501 - That's true but you sure are pretty. 184 00:08:42,621 --> 00:08:44,541 Are you angry? 185 00:08:47,141 --> 00:08:49,781 - No. - It's okay. 186 00:08:49,901 --> 00:08:52,541 You're allowed to be angry. - I'm not angry. 187 00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:56,741 - Is Ruth angry? - A little. 188 00:08:57,901 --> 00:08:59,381 - Ruth doesn't do a little. 189 00:08:59,461 --> 00:09:01,061 - Wonder where she got that from. 190 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,861 - Ooh, guilty! 191 00:09:03,901 --> 00:09:06,981 I'm sorry, we can't all be emotionally detached. 192 00:09:07,061 --> 00:09:10,661 So, let's do something fun! 193 00:09:10,741 --> 00:09:12,061 - What's fun? - Ooh, let's go 194 00:09:12,141 --> 00:09:14,061 for a carriage ride in Central Park. 195 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:16,101 - Mom, I'm not paying 100 bucks for some tired old horse 196 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,661 to drag us around the park. 197 00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:20,621 - Fine, I'm just trying to come up with things to do. 198 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:21,781 When do we see each other? 199 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:22,901 We should do something nice. 200 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,061 - You should rest. - I've been resting 201 00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:26,901 for six weeks. Let's go shopping. 202 00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:28,781 - For what? - I don't know? 203 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,381 Ooh, let's get manicures. 204 00:09:30,461 --> 00:09:32,461 I have been dying to get a manicure. 205 00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:33,981 - I don't want a manicure. 206 00:09:34,061 --> 00:09:35,781 - For Christ's sake, Robyn. 207 00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:37,141 Can you just help me out here? 208 00:09:37,221 --> 00:09:38,781 You're so fucking negative. 209 00:09:42,341 --> 00:09:46,501 I'm sorry, I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry. 210 00:09:46,541 --> 00:09:48,021 I'm sorry. 211 00:09:48,101 --> 00:09:49,461 It's just, come on. 212 00:09:50,461 --> 00:09:53,381 Everything's just, 213 00:09:53,461 --> 00:09:56,781 everything's just kind of a lot. 214 00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:01,021 - I guess if we're focusing on London for now, 215 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,501 we need to show people 216 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:04,141 that you're not just another polished politician 217 00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:05,421 in a cheap suit. 218 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:06,781 - You need to show them your London. 219 00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:08,621 Talk about your ends. 220 00:10:08,661 --> 00:10:10,621 - Oh, I didn't actually grow up in London. 221 00:10:10,661 --> 00:10:13,141 No, I'm from Buckinghamshire. Well, I'm not gonna lie. 222 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,541 I went to prep school with the majority of the cabinet, 223 00:10:15,661 --> 00:10:17,501 King's scholarship to Eaton four years, 224 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:19,141 classics at Balliol Oxford. 225 00:10:19,221 --> 00:10:22,221 Look, I know I'm not exactly, you know, Eminem, 226 00:10:22,301 --> 00:10:24,861 but I've had my fair share of scrapes. 227 00:10:24,901 --> 00:10:27,501 I've eaten my share of jerk chicken. 228 00:10:27,541 --> 00:10:30,301 - Okay, let's focus on your heritage. 229 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:31,621 Where are your grandparents from? 230 00:10:31,661 --> 00:10:34,261 - Cambridgeshire. - Other side? 231 00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:35,741 - (laughs) Oh, right. 232 00:10:35,781 --> 00:10:37,181 Ghana. - Have you been? 233 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:39,501 - No, no my mother moved before I was born. 234 00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:41,261 She didn't really have any family left out there. 235 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,621 - Well, we're gonna need to find some. 236 00:10:42,661 --> 00:10:43,981 Second, third, fifth cousins. 237 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,661 It doesn't matter, 238 00:10:45,741 --> 00:10:47,221 we're gonna need photos of you with them out there. 239 00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:49,541 - The more, you know, comic relief-y the better. 240 00:10:49,621 --> 00:10:50,901 - Got it. - You're going to have 241 00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:53,461 to talk about your black experience. 242 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:55,261 - (sighs) The only thing is 243 00:10:55,341 --> 00:10:58,341 I don't think my black experience was that black. 244 00:10:58,421 --> 00:11:00,501 - Look, Will, I don't care if you're born on the moon 245 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:02,301 with a silver tablespoon up your ass. 246 00:11:02,381 --> 00:11:05,021 You are a black man and you have experience. 247 00:11:05,101 --> 00:11:06,901 Whether it's being called "brother," 248 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:09,901 or having your fist bumped instead of your hand shook. 249 00:11:10,021 --> 00:11:11,701 Being asked where you're really from, 250 00:11:11,781 --> 00:11:13,381 slowing down your walk home 251 00:11:13,461 --> 00:11:14,861 so people don't think you're going to mug them. 252 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,661 Being told your hair is fun. 253 00:11:16,741 --> 00:11:18,941 Having people tell you how much they love R&B 254 00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:20,981 or super bort or jollof rice. 255 00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:23,701 You are authentic whether you know it or not. 256 00:11:23,781 --> 00:11:27,021 We just need to get under the skin of it. 257 00:11:27,101 --> 00:11:28,261 - I mean, I will say that at school 258 00:11:28,341 --> 00:11:30,341 there was always the assumption 259 00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:33,381 that I'd be excellent at athletics, you know, and I'm not. 260 00:11:33,461 --> 00:11:35,981 So, that was difficult. - Ooh, wait. 261 00:11:36,061 --> 00:11:37,221 I think we've got it. 262 00:11:37,301 --> 00:11:38,901 We're positioning him as a crusader, right? 263 00:11:38,981 --> 00:11:40,501 An outsider who stands up for what's right 264 00:11:40,581 --> 00:11:41,861 in the face of adversity. 265 00:11:41,941 --> 00:11:44,101 There's a U.K. First protest growing 266 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:47,221 outside Finsbury Park Police Station as we speak. 267 00:11:47,301 --> 00:11:49,341 - They're angry because their colleague's been arrested 268 00:11:49,421 --> 00:11:51,341 for religiously aggravated harassment? 269 00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:53,101 - He posted a poo through the door of a mosque. 270 00:11:53,181 --> 00:11:55,941 Anyway, imagine black and white image, 271 00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:57,581 nose to nose with the fascists. 272 00:11:57,661 --> 00:12:00,141 No fear for his own personal safety. 273 00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:01,501 - Outmanned, outnumbered. 274 00:12:01,581 --> 00:12:03,901 - Our hero delivers an impassioned speech, 275 00:12:03,981 --> 00:12:06,421 telling the protesters he understands why their angry 276 00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:09,021 but it's the politicians who are really to blame. 277 00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:10,781 - The politicians he happens to be the antidote to. 278 00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:11,821 - A speech for the ages. 279 00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:13,301 - All captured on the flurry of camera phones. 280 00:12:13,381 --> 00:12:16,181 - And as a result, he is viciously attacked. 281 00:12:16,261 --> 00:12:18,301 - Sorry, what? - Hate crime, nice. 282 00:12:18,381 --> 00:12:19,981 - Police pull him from the afray. 283 00:12:20,061 --> 00:12:22,101 - Footage on repeat on every rolling news station. 284 00:12:22,181 --> 00:12:23,541 - A man who stood up 285 00:12:23,621 --> 00:12:24,821 against the rising tide of the far right. 286 00:12:24,901 --> 00:12:26,581 - He'll be a hero. - A symbol. 287 00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:28,661 - A martyr. - Just so I'm clear, 288 00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:30,421 we're saying he should go and get beaten up? 289 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,861 - Look, look, couldn't I just present a mobo or something? 290 00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:34,021 - Oh, we'll set the whole thing up. 291 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,661 - Fake it. 292 00:12:35,741 --> 00:12:37,101 - We'll hire an actor for you to confront at the protest. 293 00:12:37,181 --> 00:12:39,061 - Actually, this could work very well for us. 294 00:12:39,141 --> 00:12:41,061 'Cause focus groups were saying William needs 295 00:12:41,141 --> 00:12:42,741 to score better on the masculinity front too. 296 00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:44,621 - Yeah, I'm sorry, what? - Fun. 297 00:12:44,701 --> 00:12:46,181 We're going to need to move quickly 298 00:12:46,261 --> 00:12:47,501 if we want to turn this around. 299 00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:49,501 William? 300 00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:52,501 - (sighs) You think it'll give me, you know, Idris vibes? 301 00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:53,941 - Definitely. - For sure. 302 00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:55,341 - Absolutely. - Without a doubt. 303 00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:57,421 - Okay, fine, but just make sure they avoid the face. 304 00:13:11,661 --> 00:13:13,301 - (sighs) Holy flaps! 305 00:13:13,381 --> 00:13:15,341 This place is meant to be insane. 306 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:17,461 They give you like this personal shopper 307 00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:20,061 who just like brings you dresses whilst you sip champagne 308 00:13:20,141 --> 00:13:22,061 and enjoy Himalayan salt foot rubs. 309 00:13:22,141 --> 00:13:24,261 God, I wish I could date a gazillionaire. 310 00:13:24,341 --> 00:13:25,781 You're his pretty woman. 311 00:13:25,861 --> 00:13:28,101 - "Pretty Woman" is about a prostitute. 312 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:29,581 - Oh, still. 313 00:13:29,661 --> 00:13:30,621 - Why are you dressed like you're about 314 00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:32,301 to show me where the exits are? 315 00:13:32,381 --> 00:13:34,021 - My mom and dad are coming down to take me for dinner. 316 00:13:34,101 --> 00:13:36,621 I got it from samples, is it okay? 317 00:13:36,701 --> 00:13:37,861 - Depends, do your parents think you're a contestant 318 00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:39,101 on "The Apprentice"? - Tanya Bert just called. 319 00:13:39,181 --> 00:13:40,621 She's freaking out. 320 00:13:40,701 --> 00:13:41,861 Something about a tweet taken out of context. 321 00:13:41,941 --> 00:13:43,141 I better get around there. 322 00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:44,541 Eve, will you run point on William? 323 00:13:44,621 --> 00:13:47,021 Melody, can you find us an actor for the demonstration? 324 00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:48,701 Try the people you used for the Cumberbatch mugging. 325 00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:53,861 - F.Y.I. Honey Pup have sent a selection of products 326 00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:55,341 as a thank you for helping with their launch. 327 00:13:55,421 --> 00:13:56,901 You might want to head over there 328 00:13:56,981 --> 00:13:59,061 before the vultures plunder all the quality merch. 329 00:13:59,141 --> 00:14:00,981 - Come on, band camp. 330 00:14:01,061 --> 00:14:04,461 If anyone ever needed a free high end sex toy, it's you. 331 00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:06,741 You coming? - No, I'm good for love eggs, 332 00:14:06,821 --> 00:14:07,981 I better get around to Tanya's. 333 00:14:08,061 --> 00:14:09,461 - Why aren't you securing my spot? 334 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:11,181 No one takes anything 'til I'm there. 335 00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:12,981 Mark the thieves hands with a Sharpie. 336 00:14:15,901 --> 00:14:17,461 It's not like you to turn down a free butt plug. 337 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:19,541 - Got butt plugs coming out of my ass. 338 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,741 Nice shoes. 339 00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:28,781 So, are you and Gabriel? - It's just a bit of fun. 340 00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:31,421 - Right. - Oh Christ. 341 00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:32,821 What is it, Rob? 342 00:14:32,901 --> 00:14:34,341 - Are you sure he's a good guy? 343 00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:35,741 - Sure, 'cause that's my type, right? 344 00:14:35,821 --> 00:14:38,461 Good guys, I mean, that really worked out well 345 00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:39,901 for me last time, didn't it? 346 00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:44,461 I'm sorry, that wasn't fair. - No, it's just I-- 347 00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:46,981 - Look, Rob, I appreciate the sentiment 348 00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,541 and I'm glad that we can be pals again 349 00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:52,621 but I'm just not sure that we're at that point 350 00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:54,981 of doing the whole, boy talk thing yet. 351 00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:58,301 - Sure. - Look, go deal with Tanya, 352 00:14:58,381 --> 00:14:59,461 I'll get things moving here. 353 00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:01,221 We'll see you at the rally 354 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,261 and I'll see if I can save you some nipple clamps, okay? 355 00:15:03,341 --> 00:15:04,581 (Robyn sighs) 356 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:11,181 Okay, ladies, we're doing this 357 00:15:11,261 --> 00:15:13,181 in order of need and experience. 358 00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:15,781 And I'm afraid I'm trumping on both counts. 359 00:15:15,861 --> 00:15:18,301 Got one, got one, doesn't work. 360 00:15:18,381 --> 00:15:19,941 Ooh, these are good. 361 00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:21,621 Sandra, order of need. 362 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,461 - Hello again. - Oh, hi. 363 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,261 How are you? - I'm good. 364 00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:30,861 Yeah, I just thought I'd come for a mooch, 365 00:15:30,941 --> 00:15:32,261 see if I could pick up something for me and the boy. 366 00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:34,421 - Great. - What sort of stuff 367 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,901 was he into when you guys were together? 368 00:15:35,981 --> 00:15:37,781 Would he wear a vibrating cock ring? 369 00:15:39,301 --> 00:15:41,581 - You'd have to ask him. - Oh my God, 370 00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:43,701 I've got one of these bad boys, they're amazing. 371 00:15:43,781 --> 00:15:45,261 Have you tried them? - But I've never 372 00:15:45,341 --> 00:15:47,261 actually had a vibrator before (laughs). 373 00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:52,941 - That explains so much. - Excuse me? 374 00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:54,301 - Okay, you're taking this. 375 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,461 - I'm not really sure I need this. 376 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,661 - Honestly, I couldn't live without one if I was single. 377 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,901 Trust me, warm and constant, glass of pinot, 378 00:16:01,981 --> 00:16:03,261 the Weeknd on Spotify, 379 00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,221 you'll never want to leave your house again. 380 00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,581 - Yoink, that's Christmas sorted. 381 00:16:09,581 --> 00:16:10,701 As you were. 382 00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:17,221 - Excuse me. (group laughs) 383 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:23,741 (phone ringing) 384 00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:25,101 - Okay, listen to this. 385 00:16:25,181 --> 00:16:27,621 Daycare for Teddy is going to cost 1,100 a month, 386 00:16:27,701 --> 00:16:29,301 a nanny to pick up Kelly from school 387 00:16:29,381 --> 00:16:32,301 and then watch them until 5:30, that's 10 pounds an hour. 388 00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:34,541 Travel for me at peak is 13 pounds a day. 389 00:16:34,621 --> 00:16:37,701 So, that's 1,588 pounds a month. 390 00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:40,701 A starting salary is 22K minus tax. 391 00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:43,381 So, that will leave me with a very healthy profit 392 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,461 of 49 pounds and six pence a week. 393 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:47,821 I mean, I actually don't know how single parents do it. 394 00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:50,301 Having a job is literally going to bankrupt me. 395 00:16:50,381 --> 00:16:52,301 Not to mention, I have actually nothing 396 00:16:52,381 --> 00:16:53,701 that is appropriate to wear in an office. 397 00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:56,661 I mean, all of my clothes are like pajamas covered in barf 398 00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:59,101 or dresses I haven't worn since I was 21. 399 00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:01,421 Can I wear red to an office 400 00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:03,261 or will I look like a handmaiden? 401 00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:05,141 - Ruth, it's a job, not a date. 402 00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:07,301 Relax, you dress yourself everyday. 403 00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:10,301 Just, dress like you're meeting Mark's parents. 404 00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:12,661 - Okay well, now I'm nervous. - Look, I gotta go. 405 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:13,741 I love you, okay? 406 00:17:16,821 --> 00:17:18,181 - Blessed be the fruit. 407 00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:23,541 - (sighs) God. - So, was it helpful? 408 00:17:23,581 --> 00:17:24,581 - What? 409 00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,421 Are you asking me if I'm fixed? 410 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,581 'Cause, honey, you know it doesn't work like that. 411 00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,341 - I wasn't asking that. 412 00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:32,701 - You're asking me for reassurances I can't give you. 413 00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:36,581 Robyn, please, don't put pressure on me. 414 00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:38,541 - I'm sorry, I'm not putting pressure on you. 415 00:17:38,581 --> 00:17:42,341 - What do you weigh? 416 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,821 - Why? 417 00:17:43,941 --> 00:17:48,341 - I'm making conversation. 418 00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:49,821 - Do they make you do a lot of talking? 419 00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:51,061 - You mean therapy? 420 00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:52,821 Oh, Christ! 421 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,581 Everyday, we had to sit in that room 422 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,501 and listen to each other make up interesting excuses 423 00:17:58,581 --> 00:18:02,341 for why we're all such fuck ups. 424 00:18:02,421 --> 00:18:05,181 Please, promise me you'll never go to therapy. 425 00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:07,261 - What? 426 00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:08,901 Why? - (sighs) I can't bear 427 00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:11,301 the thought of you paying money just to sit in a room 428 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,541 and have someone try to convince you it's all my fault. 429 00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:18,661 Anyway, it's all Jared's fault. 430 00:18:18,741 --> 00:18:20,821 Bastard. 431 00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:23,261 You haven't heard from him, have you? 432 00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:25,221 - Dad? 433 00:18:25,301 --> 00:18:27,821 No, why, why have you? - No. 434 00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:30,021 I just wondered. 435 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,821 Me being in the hospital, 436 00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:35,701 - How would he know? 437 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:41,341 - I don't know, people find out about things, don't they? 438 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,981 People talk, Facebook. 439 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,981 The therapist told me 440 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:52,101 I'm grieving for the loss of my daughters. 441 00:18:52,221 --> 00:18:54,461 - What? (mom sighs) 442 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,461 I'm not having this conversation again. 443 00:18:57,541 --> 00:19:00,261 - It's my abandonment issues, empty nest syndrome. 444 00:19:00,341 --> 00:19:02,901 - You never had a nest, Mom. 445 00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:04,821 - I'm just telling you what she said. 446 00:19:04,901 --> 00:19:06,541 - So, this is our fault? 447 00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:10,101 - I'm not saying that. - I'm not doing this. 448 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:13,661 - Look, I didn't ask you to put me in that godawful place. 449 00:19:13,741 --> 00:19:16,941 - That awful place cost me nearly half my savings. 450 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:18,821 Sam and I were saving for a down payment. 451 00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,581 - Oh, that's very sweet of you to lay that at my feet. 452 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,541 - I'm not laying anything at your feet! 453 00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:25,261 I just... It doesn't matter, Christ! 454 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,541 - Still got that nasty temper I see. 455 00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:30,301 - What do you want from me? 456 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,261 If you don't want to be here, then just do it. 457 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,341 It's not that hard to fucking die. 458 00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:39,501 Not even you can get it wrong four times! 459 00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:45,901 I will not feel responsible for you. 460 00:19:45,981 --> 00:19:49,341 You cannot keep doing this shit to try to get us to come back. 461 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:54,981 Why do you think we left in the first place? 462 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,941 (dramatic music) - Oh, honey. 463 00:19:58,021 --> 00:19:59,661 Oh, baby. 464 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,541 Oh, oh baby. (Robyn sobs) 465 00:20:05,341 --> 00:20:06,581 Mama's here. 466 00:20:06,661 --> 00:20:08,901 (dramatic music) 467 00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:01,501 (Ruth retches) 468 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,101 - So, I'm in Whole Foods, buying stuff for dinner. 469 00:21:11,181 --> 00:21:12,821 I'm making french beans and mange tout 470 00:21:12,941 --> 00:21:13,581 with hazelnuts and orange. 471 00:21:13,701 --> 00:21:15,341 - What the hell is mange tout? 472 00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:17,221 - You know, the peas. 473 00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:18,181 The little peas in suits. 474 00:21:18,261 --> 00:21:19,501 - Oh, you mean snap peas. 475 00:21:19,581 --> 00:21:21,541 - I have no idea what Americans call them. 476 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,021 (footsteps falling) But we call them mange tout. 477 00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:24,581 And so does Ottolenghi. - What? 478 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,981 - The recipe, it's from the Ottolenghi cookbook 479 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,581 that Addie got me for Christmas. 480 00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:30,581 I'm trying to do the whole vegan thing, you know? 481 00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:32,061 Save the planet. - Okay, Tanya, 482 00:21:32,101 --> 00:21:33,101 I think we're getting a little sidetracked here. 483 00:21:33,181 --> 00:21:34,581 - Okay, so I got the french beans 484 00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:36,821 and the hazelnuts and the orange and the chives 485 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,821 and I'm going for the mange tout or snow peas 486 00:21:38,901 --> 00:21:40,301 and they're all out 487 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,821 except for one soggy packet which is all brown 488 00:21:41,941 --> 00:21:43,661 and past its sell by date. 489 00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:45,221 You know, this is Whole Foods. 490 00:21:45,301 --> 00:21:47,221 I mean, to certain supermarket chains, 491 00:21:47,301 --> 00:21:48,501 I'd expect this sort of ball dust. 492 00:21:48,581 --> 00:21:50,061 But Whole Foods? - Tanya. 493 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,061 - So, I complained to the shop assistant. 494 00:21:52,101 --> 00:21:54,821 He apologizes, I snap a pic and throw it up on the Twitter, 495 00:21:54,941 --> 00:21:56,781 thinking I might get some free vouchers or something. 496 00:21:56,821 --> 00:21:59,781 Just saying, this is disgusting, you know, 497 00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,501 shame on you, Whole Foods. 498 00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:02,981 - #BrownManGetOut? 499 00:22:03,061 --> 00:22:07,341 - No, mange tout, #BrownMangeTout. 500 00:22:09,021 --> 00:22:11,741 - Oh, Jesus. - It was an innocent mistake. 501 00:22:11,821 --> 00:22:13,661 It wasn't my fault people read it wrong. 502 00:22:13,741 --> 00:22:14,661 - Well, why haven't you deleted the Tweet? 503 00:22:14,741 --> 00:22:16,061 - I tried to explain it 504 00:22:16,141 --> 00:22:17,981 but it's hard to do in 280 characters. 505 00:22:18,061 --> 00:22:19,621 I just kept getting these angry messages. 506 00:22:19,701 --> 00:22:21,941 I freaked out, I couldn't look at it anymore. 507 00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:23,341 - Where's your phone now? - I panicked 508 00:22:23,421 --> 00:22:26,261 and hid it in the teapot. - Okay. 509 00:22:26,341 --> 00:22:27,661 We will just have to tell people 510 00:22:27,741 --> 00:22:29,661 that your account was hacked. - Hacked? 511 00:22:29,741 --> 00:22:31,141 Who's gonna hack my account? I tweet about peas. 512 00:22:31,221 --> 00:22:32,621 - Well, do you have a better idea? 513 00:22:32,701 --> 00:22:34,181 - It's not my job to have a better idea. 514 00:22:34,261 --> 00:22:35,981 It's yours. 515 00:22:36,061 --> 00:22:38,341 I'm clinging onto this Spring Watch contract by a thread. 516 00:22:38,421 --> 00:22:40,541 If the BBC sacked me for this... - Okay, I get it. 517 00:22:40,621 --> 00:22:41,621 Just give me the phone. 518 00:22:41,701 --> 00:22:43,181 I'll draft something. 519 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:45,621 (dishes clattering) - Oh, what do they want? 520 00:22:45,701 --> 00:22:47,261 Oh. 521 00:22:47,341 --> 00:22:48,861 Oh. - What? 522 00:22:48,941 --> 00:22:50,701 - Well, that's weird. 523 00:22:50,781 --> 00:22:53,101 14,027 followers? - Why is that weird? 524 00:22:53,181 --> 00:22:55,701 - Because I only had 9 1/2 thousand this morning. 525 00:22:55,781 --> 00:22:57,541 (phone ringing) - Just a sec. 526 00:22:57,621 --> 00:22:59,141 Yeah? 527 00:22:59,221 --> 00:23:00,941 - I've got an actor, it's Matt, we've used him before. 528 00:23:01,021 --> 00:23:02,741 - Yep, I remember Matt. 529 00:23:02,821 --> 00:23:04,261 - Eve's written an arc, we're gonna jump in an Uber 530 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,261 with William to Finsbury Park Police Station. 531 00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:07,661 Matt's gonna be there at three. 532 00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:08,741 Eve wants you to brief him while I meet 533 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,821 the photographers. - Three? 534 00:23:10,901 --> 00:23:12,341 I just got here. 535 00:23:12,421 --> 00:23:15,061 Okay. (footsteps falling) 536 00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:17,781 I'm gonna have to go. - What? Now? 537 00:23:17,861 --> 00:23:20,261 - It's an emergency. - What do you bloody call this? 538 00:23:20,341 --> 00:23:21,901 - Look, I'm gonna text you what you need to tweet 539 00:23:21,981 --> 00:23:23,941 and then after you post it just sit tight, okay? 540 00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:25,221 - No, Robyn! 541 00:23:25,301 --> 00:23:26,621 - I'll call you when I get off the tube. 542 00:23:35,141 --> 00:23:37,421 (group yelling) - No more Mosques! 543 00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:43,021 - Christ. - What? 544 00:23:43,101 --> 00:23:45,141 - My keys, Gabe has taken my bloody keys. 545 00:23:45,221 --> 00:23:46,341 - What? - Oh, he's done it before, 546 00:23:46,421 --> 00:23:48,301 it's 'cause he wants me to go back to his. 547 00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:49,661 - Yeah, that's weird. 548 00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:51,941 - Go find Robyn. 549 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,701 - This is exciting, isn't it? 550 00:23:55,781 --> 00:23:57,021 Political espionage. 551 00:23:57,101 --> 00:23:58,341 Feel like we're in "Bodyguard." 552 00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:00,901 - Look, are we 100% sure this is a vote winner? 553 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,141 - Are you kidding me? 554 00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:03,301 This is gold. 555 00:24:03,381 --> 00:24:04,981 It's like this is England 2020. 556 00:24:05,061 --> 00:24:07,381 Not a flat white in sight. - Ironically. 557 00:24:07,461 --> 00:24:09,221 - Do you remember your safe word? 558 00:24:09,301 --> 00:24:10,741 - Marmalade. 559 00:24:15,341 --> 00:24:16,981 (sirens blaring) 560 00:24:17,061 --> 00:24:18,541 - Okay, I've got the script. 561 00:24:19,661 --> 00:24:21,381 All okay? - Yeah, fine. 562 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:25,101 Just, by the way, I wanted to say thank you. 563 00:24:25,181 --> 00:24:26,061 - For what? 564 00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:27,421 - Telling Eve about my appointment. 565 00:24:27,501 --> 00:24:29,381 - Oh yeah, right. 566 00:24:29,461 --> 00:24:31,661 - But also, don't look at my stuff. 567 00:24:31,741 --> 00:24:33,101 - Okay. (helicopter humming) 568 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,501 - Melody? - Matt? 569 00:24:35,581 --> 00:24:36,821 - You're not Matt. 570 00:24:36,901 --> 00:24:38,621 - No, sorry Matt couldn't make it. 571 00:24:38,701 --> 00:24:40,501 He had an audition come through for "Call the Midwife." 572 00:24:40,581 --> 00:24:41,661 So, he asked me to come for him. 573 00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:45,341 I'm Leon his flatmate. - But, you are... 574 00:24:45,421 --> 00:24:47,141 - Did he tell you about the gig? 575 00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:48,741 Are you sure you're comfortable with it? 576 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,581 - Look, a job's a job isn't it? 577 00:24:50,661 --> 00:24:52,821 I was just doing this profit share underneath Waterloo, 578 00:24:52,901 --> 00:24:54,861 so, I'm a bit broke (laughs). 579 00:24:56,541 --> 00:24:58,421 Still waiting to hear from a bit of "Dr. Who." 580 00:24:58,501 --> 00:25:00,861 Semi-regular, this gay blue alien 581 00:25:00,941 --> 00:25:02,581 who has a thing for one of her assistants. 582 00:25:02,661 --> 00:25:04,541 Down to the last two but they said I'd hear yesterday 583 00:25:04,621 --> 00:25:07,541 so I think they've given it to the other fucker. 584 00:25:07,621 --> 00:25:09,341 (sighs) Kill me. 585 00:25:09,421 --> 00:25:11,141 - You do know, it's quite physical? 586 00:25:11,221 --> 00:25:13,301 - Look babe, I played the bad boy a ton. 587 00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,781 At drama school we did this production of "Macbeth" 588 00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:17,381 for a certain counselors day. 589 00:25:17,461 --> 00:25:18,781 I played one of the witches 590 00:25:18,861 --> 00:25:21,221 and we were like these chaps on BMXs. 591 00:25:21,301 --> 00:25:23,461 We did a six day longform improvisation. 592 00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:25,021 We went a bit mental. 593 00:25:25,101 --> 00:25:27,261 Day five we killed a fox. 594 00:25:27,341 --> 00:25:30,421 My point is is that I've got it, the full immersion. 595 00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:32,181 You're not gonna use my face or anything, right? 596 00:25:32,261 --> 00:25:34,221 'Cause, I did this advert for War Sausages 597 00:25:34,301 --> 00:25:35,541 and we said that we can't do anything 598 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,341 that contradicts the brand's value. 599 00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:39,861 - I'm not entirely familiar with your value system 600 00:25:39,941 --> 00:25:41,861 but, I think it's probably best 601 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,581 if we obscure your face either way. 602 00:25:44,661 --> 00:25:46,821 - I'm gonna go meet the photographer. 603 00:25:46,901 --> 00:25:49,021 (paper sliding) Here's your script. 604 00:25:49,101 --> 00:25:52,381 (phone ringing) - How you getting on? 605 00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:54,141 - Change of plan. 606 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,101 Matt is now Leon, he's wearing a red hoodie. 607 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,821 - Red hoodie, okay. - I gotta go. 608 00:25:58,901 --> 00:26:00,021 It's Tanya. 609 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:01,861 - 19,000. 610 00:26:01,941 --> 00:26:05,141 - What? - I've got 19,000 followers. 611 00:26:05,221 --> 00:26:09,261 (phone buzzes) 19,810, 11 actually. 612 00:26:09,341 --> 00:26:11,101 - Okay, I've sent you the apology. 613 00:26:11,181 --> 00:26:12,701 All you have to do is just-- 614 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:13,541 - I'm wondering whether an apology might not 615 00:26:13,621 --> 00:26:14,701 be the way to go? 616 00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,941 - What do you mean? (phone rings) 617 00:26:17,021 --> 00:26:18,821 (sighs) Sorry, I have to put you on hold. 618 00:26:18,901 --> 00:26:20,341 Yes? - We're on. 619 00:26:20,421 --> 00:26:22,261 (crowd chanting) The eagle has left the nest. 620 00:26:22,341 --> 00:26:24,661 I repeat, the eagle has left the nest. 621 00:26:24,741 --> 00:26:27,261 - Okay, now, go, now, now, now, go. 622 00:26:27,341 --> 00:26:29,141 (crowd murmuring) Tanya, what do you mean 623 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:30,661 not the way to go? 624 00:26:30,741 --> 00:26:31,941 - I just think a lot of people have been touched 625 00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:33,341 by what I've said. 626 00:26:33,421 --> 00:26:34,981 - About the snow peas? 627 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,541 - Look, my agent just called. 628 00:26:36,621 --> 00:26:38,421 They're inquiring about Question Time. 629 00:26:38,501 --> 00:26:40,421 - You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you. 630 00:26:40,501 --> 00:26:42,461 - They're looking for an alternative POV 631 00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:43,901 to talk about the protest. 632 00:26:43,981 --> 00:26:46,901 They think I could be the palatable face of the far right! 633 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:48,941 - That does not sound like a good thing. 634 00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:51,101 - You always said I needed more of a persona. 635 00:26:51,181 --> 00:26:52,701 A brand. 636 00:26:52,781 --> 00:26:54,541 - I meant like the woman who wears wacky earrings. 637 00:26:54,621 --> 00:26:56,421 Not the woman who burns crosses. 638 00:26:56,501 --> 00:26:58,861 - Every drama needs an antagonist, Robyn. 639 00:26:58,941 --> 00:27:00,781 It's like Panto, speaking of which, 640 00:27:00,861 --> 00:27:02,301 I've just been offered two of those. 641 00:27:02,381 --> 00:27:04,261 - Tanya, people think you're a fascist. 642 00:27:04,341 --> 00:27:05,301 - No, that's not true. 643 00:27:05,381 --> 00:27:06,661 Listen to my Twitter feed. 644 00:27:06,741 --> 00:27:08,421 Finally someone with the stones 645 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,781 to say what we're all feeling, GGoodman77. 646 00:27:11,861 --> 00:27:14,981 Need ppl like you to fight for our free spitch, 647 00:27:15,061 --> 00:27:16,061 she must mean speech. 648 00:27:16,141 --> 00:27:19,141 Love you on Strictly, Sought 1982. 649 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:22,221 She thinks I'm Rachel Riley, hm, like. 650 00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:23,901 (crowd shouting) 651 00:27:23,981 --> 00:27:27,421 - No more mosques, no more mosques. 652 00:27:33,941 --> 00:27:36,421 (Leon shouting) 653 00:27:38,581 --> 00:27:40,901 - I've connected with a zeitgeist, Robyn. 654 00:27:40,981 --> 00:27:42,541 I mean, how often can you say that? 655 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:45,181 - You were talking about moldy peas. 656 00:27:45,261 --> 00:27:49,581 - Regular guest slots on LBC, reality TV, 657 00:27:49,661 --> 00:27:50,781 God, I'm on the mail online. 658 00:27:50,861 --> 00:27:55,181 (crowd shouting) (phone ringing) 659 00:27:55,261 --> 00:27:56,621 - OMG, it's me agent. 660 00:27:57,621 --> 00:27:58,781 Hey lovely, talk to me. 661 00:27:59,901 --> 00:28:02,101 Oh my God, what did they say? 662 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,581 Yeah, I can't hear you, I'm at this thing. 663 00:28:11,261 --> 00:28:13,781 (camera clicking) 664 00:28:17,741 --> 00:28:20,461 - Why are you doing this? 665 00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:23,061 What do you hope to achieve? - Piss off, mate. 666 00:28:24,781 --> 00:28:26,021 - I know you feel angry 667 00:28:26,101 --> 00:28:28,381 and you feel confused 668 00:28:28,461 --> 00:28:31,781 and the world is a terrifying, scary place right now 669 00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:33,901 and when the world feels like that, 670 00:28:33,981 --> 00:28:35,701 all we want to do is lock the doors 671 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:38,181 and protect ourselves from what's on the other side. 672 00:28:38,261 --> 00:28:40,501 But the truth is, what is on the other side 673 00:28:40,581 --> 00:28:44,181 of those doors is the only thing that can save us, each other. 674 00:28:45,421 --> 00:28:46,821 We are not enemies. 675 00:28:46,901 --> 00:28:48,861 You're looking in the wrong direction, 676 00:28:48,941 --> 00:28:51,261 you have been fed a narrative (Leon screaming) 677 00:28:51,341 --> 00:28:52,621 of hate and fear. 678 00:28:53,821 --> 00:28:55,541 They want you to be angry. 679 00:28:55,621 --> 00:28:57,661 They want you to be numb. 680 00:28:57,741 --> 00:28:59,341 They want you to blame those below 681 00:28:59,421 --> 00:29:00,901 because while you're busy looking down, 682 00:29:00,981 --> 00:29:03,821 it is those above who are stealing from you. 683 00:29:03,901 --> 00:29:07,061 Stealing your rights, stealing your liberties, 684 00:29:07,141 --> 00:29:08,421 they are stealing your privacy 685 00:29:08,501 --> 00:29:10,101 and they are stealing your peace of mind. 686 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:12,021 They are stealing your compassion 687 00:29:12,101 --> 00:29:13,061 and your communities. 688 00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:15,461 But let me tell you, 689 00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:17,981 it is only as a global community 690 00:29:18,061 --> 00:29:19,741 that we can beat the existential threat 691 00:29:19,821 --> 00:29:21,901 that we all face. - That's it. 692 00:29:21,981 --> 00:29:24,781 - We don't make the world better by looking down. 693 00:29:24,861 --> 00:29:28,701 You make the world better by looking up, hm? 694 00:29:30,981 --> 00:29:33,261 - Brown man get out. (red hoodie man laughs) 695 00:29:33,341 --> 00:29:34,861 - Brown man get out. 696 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:38,181 Brown man get out. Brown man get out. 697 00:29:38,261 --> 00:29:42,181 Brown man get out. Brown man get out. 698 00:29:42,261 --> 00:29:45,261 - Brown man get out. - Marmalade. 699 00:29:45,341 --> 00:29:46,501 (Robyn gasps) 700 00:29:46,581 --> 00:29:47,581 (sirens blaring) 701 00:29:54,021 --> 00:29:56,861 (crowd muttering) 702 00:30:00,981 --> 00:30:04,141 - Broken nose, three broken ribs, 703 00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:06,861 bruising to the arms, face and head, 704 00:30:06,941 --> 00:30:11,661 eight broken fingers and a ruptured spleen. 705 00:30:11,741 --> 00:30:16,021 He's predicted to win the mayoral elections by a landslide. 706 00:30:16,101 --> 00:30:19,901 Do you know that polar bears can smell a seal 707 00:30:19,981 --> 00:30:21,781 from over a mile away? 708 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:25,661 They can even smell it through three feet of ice. 709 00:30:27,621 --> 00:30:31,581 I'm not sure exactly what happened here 710 00:30:31,661 --> 00:30:36,781 but if there is a problem in my office, 711 00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:41,741 I will smell it and I will deal with it. 712 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:43,741 Leave. 713 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,621 Robyn? 714 00:30:51,221 --> 00:30:52,901 If there's something you want to tell me, 715 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:54,381 I will listen. 716 00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:56,341 I am invested in you. 717 00:31:01,101 --> 00:31:02,061 - Nope. 718 00:31:05,901 --> 00:31:07,341 - I literally am cleaning chocolate off his balls 719 00:31:07,421 --> 00:31:11,221 with hand sanitizer and a used tissue. 720 00:31:11,301 --> 00:31:14,101 Well, he was due on stage to present in like five minutes, 721 00:31:14,181 --> 00:31:16,501 and Caroline would kill me if he hadn't ended up there 722 00:31:16,581 --> 00:31:17,621 and then, 723 00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:20,861 - Oh, I'm envious of you. 724 00:31:20,941 --> 00:31:22,661 You know that? 725 00:31:22,741 --> 00:31:25,701 I wanted to do what you do. 726 00:31:25,781 --> 00:31:30,341 Travel, have a career, an exciting life. 727 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:33,421 But, hm, I had you. 728 00:31:34,741 --> 00:31:39,861 I was a baby, I was a firework, white fire, 729 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:42,301 everyone wanted me, 730 00:31:42,381 --> 00:31:46,221 and then just like that, 731 00:31:46,301 --> 00:31:48,861 decision was made. 732 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:52,101 It was his parents who made us go through with it, you know? 733 00:31:52,181 --> 00:31:52,981 The marriage. 734 00:31:56,061 --> 00:31:58,181 I'm sorry I was such a horrible mother. 735 00:31:59,101 --> 00:32:00,781 - Mom. - Oh. 736 00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:03,141 I just wasn't built for it, you know? 737 00:32:06,621 --> 00:32:08,141 I hated it. 738 00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:11,341 Not you, God no, I loved you. 739 00:32:11,421 --> 00:32:12,581 God, I loved you. 740 00:32:13,581 --> 00:32:14,701 And little Ruthie, I, 741 00:32:17,221 --> 00:32:18,861 I hated it. 742 00:32:20,821 --> 00:32:24,901 There was never very much of me in the first place. 743 00:32:24,981 --> 00:32:28,421 Motherhood just took it all. 744 00:32:28,501 --> 00:32:32,101 Before I realized, it was like I didn't exist anymore. 745 00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:34,981 Anyway, I don't know. (laughs). 746 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,221 Life is exhausting if you're not very good at it. 747 00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:42,621 - Nobody is. - That's not true. 748 00:32:42,701 --> 00:32:45,141 You are! You are good at it. 749 00:32:45,221 --> 00:32:47,381 You have no idea how good at it you are. 750 00:32:47,461 --> 00:32:50,581 You were better at it at 12 years old than I ever was. 751 00:32:50,661 --> 00:32:52,021 - Well, kinda had to be. 752 00:32:54,621 --> 00:32:56,581 - Maybe that was my little gift to you. 753 00:32:59,941 --> 00:33:01,301 - Hey so, I was thinking, 754 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:05,301 maybe you could fly back to London with me. 755 00:33:05,381 --> 00:33:07,541 You could be there for Ruth, 756 00:33:07,621 --> 00:33:08,781 help take care of Kelly? 757 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:10,741 You'd have to crash with me and Sam 758 00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:16,381 but, change might do you good. - That would be wonderful. 759 00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:23,821 I still can't believe I'm a grandmother. 760 00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:26,701 How the hell did that happen? 761 00:33:26,781 --> 00:33:27,901 - I love you, Mom. 762 00:33:29,101 --> 00:33:30,501 - Baby, I love you. 763 00:33:33,101 --> 00:33:34,901 You're my little sunflower. 764 00:33:39,581 --> 00:33:40,741 - Gabriel? 765 00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:43,981 I thought we were meeting at the restaurant? 766 00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:48,701 If this is some kind of weird surprise, 767 00:33:48,781 --> 00:33:52,061 you best know that I don't always react well. 768 00:33:52,141 --> 00:33:54,461 My mom threw a surprise party for my 11th 769 00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:56,101 and when they jumped out from behind the curtains, 770 00:33:56,181 --> 00:33:58,101 I punched my granddad in the face. 771 00:34:00,061 --> 00:34:01,181 - [Gabriel] In here. 772 00:34:04,981 --> 00:34:08,021 - Wow, Howard Hughes, as I live and breathe. 773 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:13,621 Are you going to say "hello," or look at me? 774 00:34:15,581 --> 00:34:19,821 - I'm sorry, I'm just... 775 00:34:19,901 --> 00:34:20,941 Hey. 776 00:34:24,181 --> 00:34:26,221 - I got the new dress you requested. 777 00:34:26,341 --> 00:34:27,941 - Is that one of the ones I picked out? 778 00:34:28,021 --> 00:34:29,021 - I went off pieced. 779 00:34:30,021 --> 00:34:31,221 You like? - Sure. 780 00:34:34,181 --> 00:34:36,181 - Are you going to be wearing that for the restaurant? 781 00:34:36,221 --> 00:34:37,541 It's just that the whole Shia LaBeouf, 782 00:34:37,621 --> 00:34:39,061 haven't showered in a week, 783 00:34:39,141 --> 00:34:41,421 took a dump in a bag and sold it on Ebay thing, 784 00:34:41,501 --> 00:34:44,661 it's just a little 2014. 785 00:34:44,781 --> 00:34:46,981 - I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of a crisis. 786 00:34:47,061 --> 00:34:49,181 I'm not gonna be able to make it to the restaurant. 787 00:34:49,301 --> 00:34:51,821 - I'm sorry? - It's the prototype. 788 00:34:51,901 --> 00:34:54,781 I've been going over these schematics again and again 789 00:34:54,861 --> 00:34:56,901 and they don't work. 790 00:34:56,981 --> 00:34:57,661 They won't work. 791 00:34:57,781 --> 00:34:59,301 I've got to get the weight down. 792 00:34:59,381 --> 00:35:00,901 And if I don't get the weight down, 793 00:35:00,981 --> 00:35:01,941 everything here is fucked. 794 00:35:02,021 --> 00:35:03,501 - I have a similar crisis 795 00:35:03,581 --> 00:35:05,621 about getting the weight down pre-Ibiza every year. 796 00:35:05,661 --> 00:35:08,461 The key is no carbs for a week and bring a one-piece. 797 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,821 - Eve, this isn't a joke. - I cleared all my plans. 798 00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:13,141 - I didn't ask you to cancel your plans. 799 00:35:13,181 --> 00:35:16,221 Oh, come on, don't ask me to choose between you and my work. 800 00:35:16,341 --> 00:35:17,501 - I'm not. 801 00:35:17,581 --> 00:35:19,021 - You know how important this is to me. 802 00:35:19,101 --> 00:35:20,821 I'm trying to create something truly innovative here 803 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,461 and everybody wants me to fail. 804 00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:23,821 The press? 805 00:35:23,901 --> 00:35:25,941 (laughs) Well, they think I'm crazy. 806 00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:28,181 Nobody seems to understand how important this work is 807 00:35:28,301 --> 00:35:29,861 but me. - Okay. 808 00:35:29,941 --> 00:35:30,861 Look, you're clearly otherwise occupied 809 00:35:30,941 --> 00:35:32,941 so I think I will just, - No, no, wait. 810 00:35:34,461 --> 00:35:36,301 I said I couldn't make it to the restaurant 811 00:35:36,381 --> 00:35:37,661 but... 812 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,341 - Why is there a gang of Japanese people hiding 813 00:35:47,421 --> 00:35:48,341 in your kitchen? 814 00:35:48,421 --> 00:35:49,861 - I figured (sighs), 815 00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:51,141 since I couldn't make it to the restaurant, 816 00:35:51,181 --> 00:35:53,101 I would bring the restaurant to us. 817 00:36:02,941 --> 00:36:04,221 - Gabriel, this is insane. 818 00:36:04,341 --> 00:36:06,301 - No, this is Yoshi Kasa-san. 819 00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:07,221 He is perhaps the finest sushi chef 820 00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:08,981 in the Western Hemisphere. 821 00:36:09,061 --> 00:36:12,661 He and his team have elegantly prepared tonight's dinner, 822 00:36:12,781 --> 00:36:13,861 just for you. 823 00:36:13,941 --> 00:36:17,381 So please, take a seat, enjoy the view, 824 00:36:17,461 --> 00:36:19,021 have some sake 825 00:36:19,101 --> 00:36:23,061 and I will be with you as soon as I am done, 'kay? 826 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:52,701 - So, you been here before? - No, I haven't. 827 00:36:52,821 --> 00:36:55,461 It's a really nice treat, thank you. 828 00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:56,901 - Sounds like you're out every night anyway 829 00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,181 from what you're saying. 830 00:36:58,221 --> 00:37:00,181 I don't know where you find the money 831 00:37:00,221 --> 00:37:01,661 to be eating out all the time. 832 00:37:01,701 --> 00:37:04,861 - I'm not eating out, Mom. - It is to me. 833 00:37:04,941 --> 00:37:07,381 - Let her live her life, Linda. 834 00:37:07,461 --> 00:37:08,661 You're only young once. 835 00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:14,581 So, we seen much of this Craig? 836 00:37:14,661 --> 00:37:15,781 - We broke up, remember? 837 00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:17,221 I told you. - Oh well, 838 00:37:17,341 --> 00:37:18,781 I'm sure there's another handsome young chap 839 00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:20,541 just around the corner, eh? 840 00:37:20,621 --> 00:37:23,421 - I'm actually just really happy on my own at the moment. 841 00:37:23,501 --> 00:37:24,501 - Hope you're not in those apps. 842 00:37:24,581 --> 00:37:27,181 - Mom, I'm 25. - I appreciate that. 843 00:37:27,301 --> 00:37:29,701 All I'm saying is, you want to be careful. 844 00:37:29,821 --> 00:37:32,181 I was a magnet for lesbians when I was your age. 845 00:37:35,581 --> 00:37:38,501 I was wondering if you have any plans 846 00:37:38,581 --> 00:37:40,301 to come back up and stay for a bit? 847 00:37:40,381 --> 00:37:43,061 I mean, your room's just sitting there how you left it. 848 00:37:43,141 --> 00:37:44,501 - You know I work everyday. 849 00:37:44,581 --> 00:37:46,021 By the time I get up to yours, 850 00:37:46,101 --> 00:37:47,421 I'd have to turn back round again and leave. 851 00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:48,461 - Yeah well, it would just be nice 852 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:49,781 to see our daughter, that's all. 853 00:37:49,861 --> 00:37:51,021 - You're seeing her now. 854 00:37:53,941 --> 00:37:55,101 What's going on? 855 00:37:57,341 --> 00:37:59,181 - Your father's cancer's come back. 856 00:37:59,301 --> 00:38:02,661 - What do you mean? I thought they got it all out. 857 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:07,621 - They did but it's come back. 858 00:38:14,181 --> 00:38:15,621 - So sorry. 859 00:38:23,421 --> 00:38:24,941 - (cries) I'm sorry. - Here. 860 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:34,181 - Hey. 861 00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:37,301 Sorry I'm late it's just, 862 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:39,541 I'm having a bit of a day. - Hey. 863 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:42,341 - Sam, what are you doing here? 864 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,661 - He told me your news. - Sorry, I assumed that... 865 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:47,661 - That you would have told me but of course you didn't. 866 00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:51,661 - Look, I just want to apologize for the other night. 867 00:38:51,781 --> 00:38:52,861 You caught me off guard, you know? 868 00:38:52,941 --> 00:38:55,581 I was hurting, I was angry. 869 00:38:55,661 --> 00:38:57,101 I don't think I really realized 870 00:38:57,181 --> 00:38:58,181 just how fucked up things had gotten between us. 871 00:38:58,301 --> 00:38:59,941 - Okay. 872 00:39:00,021 --> 00:39:01,461 - Look Rob, I haven't forgiven you, okay? 873 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:02,701 That's something that you need to earn 874 00:39:02,821 --> 00:39:05,181 and that we can both work on, you know? 875 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:07,101 But, this baby... - No. 876 00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:08,381 - Rob, this is what we both wanted and. 877 00:39:08,461 --> 00:39:09,861 - No. - Maybe everything 878 00:39:09,941 --> 00:39:11,421 that happened, - No, you're too late, Sam. 879 00:39:13,781 --> 00:39:15,541 You're too late. - What do you mean? 880 00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:18,661 - Why, what happened? 881 00:39:18,701 --> 00:39:19,941 Rob? 882 00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:21,581 What did you do? - Robyn! 883 00:39:21,661 --> 00:39:22,701 - Rob! 884 00:39:58,501 --> 00:40:00,421 (screams) 885 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:07,541 (sobs) 886 00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:09,101 (vibrator buzzes) 887 00:40:39,381 --> 00:40:40,541 - I think it just catches 888 00:40:40,621 --> 00:40:42,221 what a lot of people were thinking. 889 00:40:42,341 --> 00:40:44,341 There's a lot of people out there who look around them 890 00:40:44,421 --> 00:40:47,301 and feel that England just isn't there country anymore. 891 00:40:47,381 --> 00:40:49,181 That doesn't make them fascists. 892 00:40:49,301 --> 00:40:51,221 Their grandparents fought the fascists 893 00:40:51,341 --> 00:40:53,461 to defend this great island. 894 00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:55,621 All they want to do now is defend it again. 895 00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:56,981 - Can you turn that off, please? 896 00:40:57,061 --> 00:40:58,621 - I think... - Depressing, isn't it? 897 00:41:01,301 --> 00:41:03,821 - You staying in the hotel? - Uh-huh. 898 00:41:05,141 --> 00:41:08,661 - Want to buy me a drink? - Okay. 899 00:41:10,701 --> 00:41:13,141 - Double Gray Goose, rock, three limes please. 900 00:41:38,941 --> 00:41:41,781 - Having a good night? - Peachy. 901 00:42:01,701 --> 00:42:04,661 (sirens blare) 902 00:42:12,101 --> 00:42:13,381 Can I see your room? 903 00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:24,541 ♪ I couldn't remember how your life began ♪ 904 00:42:24,621 --> 00:42:26,861 ♪ Angel to forget ♪ 905 00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:34,541 (car door opens) - Brooklyn Bridge, please. 906 00:42:34,621 --> 00:42:36,501 And take the long way. 907 00:42:36,581 --> 00:42:41,061 ♪ You were my symphony ♪ 908 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:45,661 ♪ I thought you'd be my favorite melody forever ♪ 909 00:42:53,941 --> 00:42:57,861 ♪ Now and then I think I'd see your face ♪ 910 00:42:57,941 --> 00:43:00,781 ♪ I feel the shiver with my saving grace ♪ 911 00:43:00,861 --> 00:43:02,981 ♪ Forever ♪ 912 00:43:11,621 --> 00:43:15,661 ♪ I came here for the breakthrough ♪ 913 00:43:15,781 --> 00:43:19,941 ♪ But I stayed for the breakdown ♪ 914 00:43:28,301 --> 00:43:32,381 ♪ If happiness is a warm gun ♪ 915 00:43:32,461 --> 00:43:36,621 ♪ Then let me pull on the trigger ♪ 916 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:51,221 (pen scratching)